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(ABC News)   Wish you could get away with punching George Zimmerman in the face? Now's your chance   (abcnews.go.com ) divider line
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2014-01-31 05:44:59 PM  

Luse: Aside from Brock Lesnar every other person named was black. Let's see, George Foreman, Mike Tyson multiple times, Michael Clarke Duncan, Kimbo Slice, Todd bridges,some WEC wrestler, Ice T, Ice Cube, Dr Dre.

fark, have you read the thread?


You know, I actually think he could take Michael Clarke Duncan!
 
2014-01-31 05:46:44 PM  
I wouldn't give this guy a cleveland steamer. To me he is an incredibly insignificant memory, who hasn't figured out how to Dr. Manhattan himself to Mars. Like a ghost that doesn't realize he's no longer present, or relevant.
Eventually, those things will catch up to him, and these potential links regarding him can resume with the next monster.

//Even Castro had the prudence to do everyone a favor and Dr. Manhattan'd himself to Mars.
 
2014-01-31 05:47:39 PM  

parasol: Where are the multitudes who passionately defended him, calling him an example of self-defense while saying with firm assurance that Trayvon wasn't a victim - but wrong - and a thug!



They moved on with their lives. The other side of the debate should do the same.
 
2014-01-31 06:21:08 PM  
I would, but his track record suggests the experience would kill me.
 
2014-01-31 06:28:32 PM  

lawboy87: Luse: Aside from Brock Lesnar every other person named was black. Let's see, George Foreman, Mike Tyson multiple times, Michael Clarke Duncan, Kimbo Slice, Todd bridges,some WEC wrestler, Ice T, Ice Cube, Dr Dre.

fark, have you read the thread?

You know, I actually think he could take Michael Clarke Duncan!


Michael Clarke Duncan is dead yo
 
2014-01-31 06:39:59 PM  

ransack.: lawboy87: Luse: Aside from Brock Lesnar every other person named was black. Let's see, George Foreman, Mike Tyson multiple times, Michael Clarke Duncan, Kimbo Slice, Todd bridges,some WEC wrestler, Ice T, Ice Cube, Dr Dre.

fark, have you read the thread?

You know, I actually think he could take Michael Clarke Duncan!

Michael Clarke Duncan is dead yo


i28.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-31 07:08:08 PM  
www.funelf.net
 
2014-01-31 07:20:27 PM  
My pick for his first opponent?

therealmcast.com
 
2014-01-31 07:29:45 PM  

Nabb1: Molavian: frepnog: No civil suit being filed is pretty telling.  They don't want anything else out there.

It's because losing means they pay Zimmerman.  Attorney's fees, court costs, expenses, and compensation for lost income.

How did you conclude that?


Diplomatic immunity.
 
2014-01-31 07:30:27 PM  
Phoenix Jones is trying hard to be the opponent.    Maybe he'll make it.  Zimmerman's promoter might think that somebody who dresses up like a superhero will be a pushover.
 
2014-01-31 08:32:20 PM  
Rapmaster2000 replieth unto me:

I'll pray for you. I wish all the Dale Earnhardt collector plates in the world that you will one day hear The Good News.

Now THAT's funny.

4.5/10
 
2014-01-31 08:44:57 PM  

Meatschool: I think Zim was justified in shooting Martin.


I disagree. 911 told him several times to go home and let the pros handle it but he had to jump out of his SUV with a cocked handgun. (Short-fused people often have days like that, but luckily most of us ain't armed.) Furthermore I'll bet that unless he's a TOTAL idiot he's spent the last year or so wishing he'd followed that advice.


That said, he's still a dumbass

I agree.


and I'm interested in seeing who will get to cave his face in (legally) while I point and laugh.


Here I disagree again. The guy never did anything to me or mine, nor do I value the opinion of "liberals" enough to get upset about it.

There are about 6.5 billion too many useless idiots in the world, myself probably included; it's too bad that this had to be about a so-called Hispanic guy with a Jewish name gunning down a black teenager with a made-up one in a state Fark seems to want to saw off just below Savannah, but that's just the way things go sometimes. Whoa, whoa, c'est la vie.

It could have gone the other way around and I've have cared just as little.
 
2014-01-31 09:35:10 PM  

frepnog: DROxINxTHExWIND: They should allow Trayvon's father to do it.

Trayvon's parents full well know exactly what kind of person their son was and are keeping pretty damn quiet.

No civil suit being filed is pretty telling.  They don't want anything else out there.


There are two better reasons:  1) Zimmerman doesn't have any money, and is crazy in debt with legal bills; and 2) If a preliminary hearing decides that the "Stand Your Ground" defense applies, then Martin's family is on the hook for all legal expenses.

There is a veritable army of attorneys out there who would take an easy payday case on a contingent-fee basis, but I suspect they've done the math and don't see an upside to suing Zimmerman at this moment.
 
2014-01-31 10:11:09 PM  
So he's basically following Uwe Boll's footsteps, except instead of murdering video game movie adaptations he quite literally murdered someone.
 
2014-01-31 11:01:55 PM  

Iczer: So he's basically following Uwe Boll's footsteps, except instead of murdering video game movie adaptations he quite literally murdered someone.


And Uwe was a pretty good boxer and kicked ass.
 
2014-01-31 11:32:43 PM  
Luse: I personally love the fact that all of you are assuming the person he fights will be black.


Honestly, I really hope that it's not a black person who fights him. There's no upside to it.

Even if you win...what did you really win? It won't bring Trayvon Martin back to life. It won't bring any kind of lasting peace to the Martin family. And I highly doubt it'll teach Zimmerman (or anyone who supports him) any kind of lesson. Instead, it'll just reinforce the stereotype that we (black people) only know how to use violence to resolve conflict or heal resentment.

Not to mention...god help you if you lose. Talk about inviting shame into your life. You'd never live it down.

You know what I'd actually love to see? For some celebrity to make a donation to whatever charity this is benefiting, but refuse to fight Zimmerman. Why legitimize him by giving him the attention he so obviously craves? Sorry for being a Debbie Downer / Buzz Killington, but let's never forget that George Zimmerman's claim to fame is that he killed a person. Whether you think it was justified or unjustified, that's a pretty farked up way to become a public figure.
 
2014-02-01 12:58:28 AM  

Infernalist: frepnog: DROxINxTHExWIND: They should allow Trayvon's father to do it.

Trayvon's parents full well know exactly what kind of person their son was and are keeping pretty damn quiet.

No civil suit being filed is pretty telling.  They don't want anything else out there.

You mean the suit they nearly filed against the HOA before they were paid a seven figure sum to not file suit?


 

Farking Canuck: EdNortonsTwin: Farking Canuck: I can already see how this fight will go down:

- Zim will endlessly taunt his opponent.
- The ref will tell him "you don't have to do that" but he will continue taunting him.
- The bell will ring, his opponent will move in and begin to box him.
- Zim will be out-matched.
- Suddenly Zim will run to his corner, pull out a gun, and shoot his opponent dead in the middle of the boxing ring
- next Zim will start screaming "self defense" and point to his face that got bloodied when he was losing the boxing match.

Are you implying that Zim won't follow the rules/laws?

If somebody is beating him up, he can shoot them in self defense. What leads up to the beating & shooting is irrelevant. This has been proven in a court of law.


You mean "speculation of evidence is irrelevent"
 
2014-02-01 01:05:56 AM  

Cpl.D: to confront him after he spent a while following him in his car and then getting out on foot to follow him some more


Cpl.D: Doesn't matter who his son was.  He could've tortured rabbits as a hobby.  Who he was had no bearing in Zimmerman killing him, since Zimmerman didn't know him.  All he knew was some punk kid he pretedermined was a punk based off of personal bias had the audacity to confront him after he spent a while following him in his car and then getting out on foot to follow him some more.

to let Trayvon hop on top of him and beat him for a while.

Good to see that whether Martin initiated or Zimmerman did does not matter.  All that matters is that Zimmerman did a move of which you dont approve and got out of his car.


That he was found innocent doesn't speak at all to whether or not he was morally right in what he did.  It simply speaks to how stupid that law is.  You can provoke a confrontation and get killed for hopping on top of someone and beating them and I dont like that.and the major crucial factor is whether or not you was scairt when you did the shooting.
 
2014-02-01 01:08:48 AM  

Hobodeluxe: they aren't going to let him get hurt. this is a show fight for "charity" and by charity I mean Zman will get paid.
our only hop is that someone doesn't give a fark about the rules. and by someone I mean his opponent and the ref.


Sounds like Team Trayvon does have a history of not following the rules.
 
2014-02-01 05:59:09 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: frepnog: DROxINxTHExWIND: They should allow Trayvon's father to do it.

Trayvon's parents full well know exactly what kind of person their son was and are keeping pretty damn quiet.

No civil suit being filed is pretty telling.  They don't want anything else out there.


LOL. You idiots really need to take a remedial course in logic. The shiatty conclusions you all come to are tragically hilarious.



Delinquent kid bit off more than he could chew, got aced.  It's a self correcting problem if I ever saw one.
 
2014-02-01 06:23:43 AM  
"It makes him look like a hypocrite given the defense he put forth in the Trayvon Martin case," legal analyst Richard Hornsby said.

Yup. Either he got beat down then in which case he will get beat down a lot worse soon or he did not get beat down then in which case he will not get beat down soon but is an unconvicted murderer.

Lets see. It will be good either way.
 
2014-02-01 07:21:53 AM  
Just want to say, I was skeptical of a conviction because of a lack of evidence.

But this guy is an epic douche.

That is all.
 
2014-02-01 09:45:05 AM  
I really hope he fights a black guy and kicks his ass. It'll be hilarious watching everyone go apeshiat.
 
2014-02-01 11:21:40 AM  

abhorrent1: I really hope he fights a black guy and kicks his ass. It'll be hilarious watching everyone go apeshiat.


Were you disappointed there weren't race riots?
 
2014-02-01 01:48:55 PM  

dready zim: "It makes him look like a hypocrite given the defense he put forth in the Trayvon Martin case," legal analyst Richard Hornsby said.

Yup. Either he got beat down then in which case he will get beat down a lot worse soon or he did not get beat down then in which case he will not get beat down soon but is an unconvicted murderer.

Lets see. It will be good either way.


Well, to be fair, there is a big difference between pudgy george of THEN and lean mean fighting machine george of NOW.

Like 20lbs and he can probably punch less like a teenage girl now.

;)
 
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