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2014-01-31 03:02:42 PM

Onkel Buck: Farce-Side: I like how a bunch of you guys get all butthurt and put people on ignore.

How else do you make an echo chamber?


I always just stick my head up my own ass....

Wait a minute....
 
2014-01-31 03:03:29 PM

Farce-Side: I like how a bunch of you guys get all butthurt and put people on ignore.


yeah, I don't get that either.  guess he better de-friend me on facespace too.

i has a sad.
 
2014-01-31 03:03:31 PM

frepnog: Rapmaster2000: But the media won't let George have a nice life.

oh fark you.  the media is what turned this into a shiatstorm to begin with.  or have we forgotten about that?


But if it wasnt for the media making fiction we would have never known we cared so much. In essence they lied to get something passed too.
 
2014-01-31 03:05:59 PM

frepnog: Rapmaster2000: But the media won't let George have a nice life.

oh fark you.  the media is what turned this into a shiatstorm to begin with.  or have we forgotten about that?


I bet the next time George gets arrested they'll report on that too!  I think it's pretty sad that just because George was tried for murder and sometimes gets arrested that the media has to report on that.  When THUGS get arrested the media never reports that.   Why won't the media report on The Knockout Game which is running rampant on our streets?  Just what is their agenda?
 
2014-01-31 03:06:59 PM

Bob Falfa: I'm gonna go out on  a limb here and guess that his opponent will be a huge African-American gentleman. With a hoodie.


Black, maybe. Huge...not so much. His opponent will have to be at least roughly the same size. You're not going to see him fighting Michael Clarke Duncan's doppelganger or anything.

/Your 15 minutes are over when celebrity boxing calls. Just ask Tanya Harding.
 
2014-01-31 03:07:41 PM

Rapmaster2000: frepnog: Rapmaster2000: But the media won't let George have a nice life.

oh fark you.  the media is what turned this into a shiatstorm to begin with.  or have we forgotten about that?

I bet the next time George gets arrested they'll report on that too!  I think it's pretty sad that just because George was tried for murder and sometimes gets arrested that the media has to report on that.  When THUGS get arrested the media never reports that.   Why won't the media report on The Knockout Game which is running rampant on our streets?  Just what is their agenda?


lay off the crack, dude.
 
2014-01-31 03:07:52 PM

frepnog: the_vegetarian_cannibal: frepnog: MFAWG: Not falling for it. The bait's not quite up to snuff.

and there it is.  you know I'm right.

Keep telling yourself that, champ.

THEN PROVE ME WRONG.

PLEASE.  PROVE I AM TROLLING, THAT WHAT I SAY IS NONSENSE.

you can not.

/not trolling, and if you know me at all here, you know that.


"Knowing" some farker on the internet carries as much weight as saying "I have black friends". Yes, we know you are desperate for attention. Gr8 b8, m8!
 
2014-01-31 03:09:03 PM
George Zimmerman has a lot of free time these days. Days rolling into weeks that he surfs websites and chat boards and watches interest in him fade - where is the former riches in fervent support of his actions? Where are the multitudes who passionately defended him, calling him an example of self-defense while saying with firm assurance that Trayvon wasn't a victim - but wrong - and a thug!
Now, in the quiet night when doubt resurfaces, when he wonders if his actions then were right and his current life of true value there are fewer and fewer champions on the world-wide-web.
He can't afford to commit a crime, he can't skirt the law - public opinion would label him less brave than buffoon.
Reluctantly, he considers a thing from the past....his training in MMA. He liked it! He has time to train! He can get fit, prove his ex-trainer a**-hole wrong! He can BECOME a weapon - a secret weapon! He will be content in the knowledge he doesn't even NEED a gun! He will win in a man-to-man fight, under the lights and the victory will live on in thousands of new posts confirming his worth.
And so, this idea was born.

That or he is broke.

EIther way, he is getting fed.
 
2014-01-31 03:10:56 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: Bob Falfa: I'm gonna go out on  a limb here and guess that his opponent will be a huge African-American gentleman. With a hoodie.

Black, maybe. Huge...not so much. His opponent will have to be at least roughly the same size. You're not going to see him fighting Michael Clarke Duncan's doppelganger or anything.

/Your 15 minutes are over when celebrity boxing calls. Just ask Tanya Harding.


That's not true!  She's on that TruTV show called Dumbest Criminals with fellow commentators Todd Bridges, Leif Garret, and Frank Stallone.  I think George is going to be famous for a very long time.
 
2014-01-31 03:13:07 PM

frepnog: Rapmaster2000: frepnog: Rapmaster2000: But the media won't let George have a nice life.

oh fark you.  the media is what turned this into a shiatstorm to begin with.  or have we forgotten about that?

I bet the next time George gets arrested they'll report on that too!  I think it's pretty sad that just because George was tried for murder and sometimes gets arrested that the media has to report on that.  When THUGS get arrested the media never reports that.   Why won't the media report on The Knockout Game which is running rampant on our streets?  Just what is their agenda?

lay off the crack, dude.


I don't smoke crack like some THUG like Marion Barry or that football player that screamed at that nice reporter lady.  I stand for America with George Zimmerman even though he is completely a Mexican and not at all a "white hispanic"or whatever made up crap that is so don't call me a racist.
 
2014-01-31 03:17:08 PM

Rapmaster2000: Fuggin Bizzy: Bob Falfa: I'm gonna go out on  a limb here and guess that his opponent will be a huge African-American gentleman. With a hoodie.

Black, maybe. Huge...not so much. His opponent will have to be at least roughly the same size. You're not going to see him fighting Michael Clarke Duncan's doppelganger or anything.

/Your 15 minutes are over when celebrity boxing calls. Just ask Tanya Harding.

That's not true!  She's on that TruTV show called Dumbest Criminals with fellow commentators Todd Bridges, Leif Garret, and Frank Stallone.  I think George is going to be famous for a very long time.



LOL. I watch the show sometimes but seeing that cast of characters written down just reminded me of how "d" level they are. Don't forget the black comedian guy with the big teeth adn the heavyset black comedian woman who never made anyone laugh ever.
 
2014-01-31 03:17:23 PM
I personally love the fact that all of you are assuming the person he fights will be black.

On the other hand he's a complete dumbass for taking a fight with an unknown opponent.
 
2014-01-31 03:20:28 PM

Rapmaster2000: Let's discuss THE FACTS of this article.

George Zimmermenendez was enjoying a rerun of The Golden Girls when his calm was interrupted by boxing promoter, Damon Feldman, a known Jew and THUG enabler.

[blah blah blah]

By the way, the only Zimmermans I knew are Jewish. How many actual Jews out there were glad to find he's not a landsman? (And George doesn't look Hispanic either.)

As for Nazimaster2000 up there, it's because we Americans are smart enough to insist on at least a modicum of Free Speach that you and I don't get hunted down and killed. Granted I find being lumped in with you in any way heartbreaking and insulting, but still.
 
2014-01-31 03:20:51 PM

Luse: I personally love the fact that all of you are assuming the person he fights will be black.

On the other hand he's a complete dumbass for taking a fight with an unknown opponent.



My favirite part was when you came into the thread without reading it and made an assuption that was both incorrect and reserachable with 30 seconds of scrolling.
 
2014-01-31 03:20:59 PM

shower_in_my_socks: I'm more interested in punching the fight promoter who is labeling this @sshole a "celebrity." WTF, people?


This.
 
2014-01-31 03:22:18 PM

frepnog: Farce-Side: I like how a bunch of you guys get all butthurt and put people on ignore.

yeah, I don't get that either.  guess he better de-friend me on facespace too.

i has a sad.


fark it: what reason could the family have to avoid 'scrutiny'?

If you'd used a synonym that carried the implication that they wanted to avoid another media circus I might buy that.

But you didn't, so you appear to be implying that the family has something to hide.
 
2014-01-31 03:23:00 PM

Luse: I personally love the fact that all of you are assuming the person he fights will be black.

On the other hand he's a complete dumbass for taking a fight with an unknown opponent.


You take that back!  George is just as smart as any Real American.  He may not have any fancy "degrees" or "credentials".  Sure, he may make questionable decisions with women.  He may be unable to hold down any meaningful employment for any period of time.

But none of that makes him different from any of us.
 
2014-01-31 03:25:08 PM

The One True TheDavid: Rapmaster2000: Let's discuss THE FACTS of this article.

George Zimmermenendez was enjoying a rerun of The Golden Girls when his calm was interrupted by boxing promoter, Damon Feldman, a known Jew and THUG enabler. [blah blah blah]

By the way, the only Zimmermans I knew are Jewish. How many actual Jews out there were glad to find he's not a landsman? (And George doesn't look Hispanic either.)

As for Nazimaster2000 up there, it's because we Americans are smart enough to insist on at least a modicum of Free Speach that you and I don't get hunted down and killed. Granted I find being lumped in with you in any way heartbreaking and insulting, but still.


I'll pray for you.  I wish all the Dale Earnhardt collector plates in the world that you will one day hear The Good News.
 
2014-01-31 03:26:56 PM
Was he the white or black guy? Don't really care.
 
2014-01-31 03:27:02 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Luse: I personally love the fact that all of you are assuming the person he fights will be black.

On the other hand he's a complete dumbass for taking a fight with an unknown opponent.


My favirite part was when you came into the thread without reading it and made an assuption that was both incorrect and reserachable with 30 seconds of scrolling.


Aside from Brock Lesnar every other person named was black. Let's see, George Foreman, Mike Tyson multiple times, Michael Clarke Duncan, Kimbo Slice, Todd bridges,some WEC wrestler, Ice T, Ice Cube, Dr Dre.

fark, have you read the thread?
 
2014-01-31 03:29:05 PM

Onkel Buck: Kimbo Slice?


drjekel_mrhyde: Kimbo Slice


Damn, internet!  This is why I love you.  Yeah, they need to hire on that guy!
 
2014-01-31 03:31:00 PM

The One True TheDavid: As for Nazimaster2000 up there, it's because we Americans are smart enough to insist on at least a modicum of Free Speach that you and I don't get hunted down and killed. Granted I find being lumped in with you in any way heartbreaking and insulting, but still.


Speak for yourself. I'd love to hunt you.

upload.wikimedia.org

You would be...the MOST dangerous game...or I'd just leave out some cheetoes. Either way, we'd have fun.
 
2014-01-31 03:31:53 PM
I think Zim was justified in shooting Martin.  That said, he's still a dumbass and I'm interested in seeing who will get to cave his face in (legally) while I point and laugh.
 
2014-01-31 03:32:20 PM
Given that he was getting his ass handed to him by a seventeen year old, I don't expect him to hold up to well.
 
2014-01-31 03:32:26 PM
Zimmerman clamors for another fight?

Great, this time we should call it:  When Two Arseholses Meet Part II
 
2014-01-31 03:33:19 PM
Since the only thing that wuss Zimmerman has ever hit before was one of his wives or girlfriends, I say let him fight a woman.

i28.photobucket.comI would absolutely put good money down on her.  ;)
 
2014-01-31 03:33:46 PM

Cpl.D: Wasn't there some famous street fighter... trying to remember the guy's name.  Saw some internet videos of him doing his work... all unsanctioned work, probably quite illegal, but the man never lost.  All bare knuckle.  Wish I could narrow it down a bit more... going to be wondering all day at the office.  Guy was like six foot six.


Kimbo slice.

No way Zimmerman would step in that ring.
 
2014-01-31 03:34:48 PM

Luse: DROxINxTHExWIND: Luse: I personally love the fact that all of you are assuming the person he fights will be black.

On the other hand he's a complete dumbass for taking a fight with an unknown opponent.


My favirite part was when you came into the thread without reading it and made an assuption that was both incorrect and reserachable with 30 seconds of scrolling.

Aside from Brock Lesnar every other person named was black. Let's see, George Foreman, Mike Tyson multiple times, Michael Clarke Duncan, Kimbo Slice, Todd bridges,some WEC wrestler, Ice T, Ice Cube, Dr Dre.

fark, have you read the thread?


"I was right, except for the part that I was wrong about!"
 
2014-01-31 03:39:47 PM

Hermione_Granger: He's not a celebrity he's a farking murderer.


No.  People like you who cannot let this go have raised him to celebrity status.
 
2014-01-31 03:40:56 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Luse: DROxINxTHExWIND: Luse: I personally love the fact that all of you are assuming the person he fights will be black.

On the other hand he's a complete dumbass for taking a fight with an unknown opponent.


My favirite part was when you came into the thread without reading it and made an assuption that was both incorrect and reserachable with 30 seconds of scrolling.

Aside from Brock Lesnar every other person named was black. Let's see, George Foreman, Mike Tyson multiple times, Michael Clarke Duncan, Kimbo Slice, Todd bridges,some WEC wrestler, Ice T, Ice Cube, Dr Dre.

fark, have you read the thread?

"I was right, except for the part that I was wrong about!"


You are technically correct, which is of course the best kind. The fact that the rest of the people mentioned are all on Lisa lampanelli's to do list isn't odd at all.

I think you protest a little too much.
 
2014-01-31 03:43:24 PM
he should really be put down

i cannot believe what has become of the USA
that he could murder a teen and skate
 
2014-01-31 03:43:33 PM

Cpl.D: Onkel Buck: Kimbo Slice?

drjekel_mrhyde: Kimbo Slice

Damn, internet!  This is why I love you.  Yeah, they need to hire on that guy!


Kimbo is legit terrifying. Zim would shoot him before he even got his robe off.
 
2014-01-31 03:45:49 PM
Hey George; your fifteen minutes have elapsed. Move along now.
 
2014-01-31 03:59:06 PM

MFAWG: But you didn't, so you appear to be implying that the family has something to hide.


Hide? nah, not really.  we already know all about traytray.

but what was hearsay and conjecture will become fact once they comb thru trayvon's history.

it's fun to pretend trayvon was a nice little angel that just wanted some tea and candy....  until it ALL comes out and is pinpointed for sure that traytray WAS in fact a violent, drug abusing, gangbanger wanna-be.
 
2014-01-31 04:00:23 PM

frepnog: MFAWG: But you didn't, so you appear to be implying that the family has something to hide.

Hide? nah, not really.  we already know all about traytray.

but what was hearsay and conjecture will become fact once they comb thru trayvon's history.

it's fun to pretend trayvon was a nice little angel that just wanted some tea and candy....  until it ALL comes out and is pinpointed for sure that traytray WAS in fact a violent, drug abusing, gangbanger wanna-be.



Yeah, because clowns like you don't take ANY of it as fact, now. You're still waiting for the civil trial to come to your conclusion.
 
2014-01-31 04:02:24 PM
I can already see how this fight will go down:

- Zim will endlessly taunt his opponent.
- The ref will tell him "you don't have to do that" but he will continue taunting him.
- The bell will ring, his opponent will move in and begin to box him.
- Zim will be out-matched.
- Suddenly Zim will run to his corner, pull out a gun, and shoot his opponent dead in the middle of the boxing ring
- next Zim will start screaming "self defense" and point to his face that got bloodied when he was losing the boxing match.
 
2014-01-31 04:05:11 PM

liam76: Cpl.D: Wasn't there some famous street fighter... trying to remember the guy's name.  Saw some internet videos of him doing his work... all unsanctioned work, probably quite illegal, but the man never lost.  All bare knuckle.  Wish I could narrow it down a bit more... going to be wondering all day at the office.  Guy was like six foot six.

Kimbo slice.

No way Zimmerman would step in that ring.


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George can totally take this guy. Stop laughing. No really, stop laughing.

/Isn't Kimbo from FL as well?
 
2014-01-31 04:07:15 PM

Farking Canuck: I can already see how this fight will go down:

- Zim will endlessly taunt his opponent.
- The ref will tell him "you don't have to do that" but he will continue taunting him.
- The bell will ring, his opponent will move in and begin to box him.
- Zim will be out-matched.
- Suddenly Zim will run to his corner, pull out a gun, and shoot his opponent dead in the middle of the boxing ring
- next Zim will start screaming "self defense" and point to his face that got bloodied when he was losing the boxing match.


Are you implying that Zim won't follow the rules/laws?
 
2014-01-31 04:09:29 PM

frepnog: MFAWG: But you didn't, so you appear to be implying that the family has something to hide.

Hide? nah, not really.  we already know all about traytray.

but what was hearsay and conjecture will become fact once they comb thru trayvon's history.

it's fun to pretend trayvon was a nice little angel that just wanted some tea and candy....  until it ALL comes out and is pinpointed for sure that traytray WAS in fact a violent, drug abusing, gangbanger wanna-be.


Right, because every black teenager playing 'gangsta' on Facebook is just itching to beat someone up.

But don't point out Zimmerman's socumented history of being an angry, violent racist with poor impulse control! He's a True Patriot Hero for chasing and killing that thug!
 
2014-01-31 04:10:22 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: frepnog: MFAWG: But you didn't, so you appear to be implying that the family has something to hide.

Hide? nah, not really.  we already know all about traytray.

but what was hearsay and conjecture will become fact once they comb thru trayvon's history.

it's fun to pretend trayvon was a nice little angel that just wanted some tea and candy....  until it ALL comes out and is pinpointed for sure that traytray WAS in fact a violent, drug abusing, gangbanger wanna-be.


Yeah, because clowns like you don't take ANY of it as fact, now. You're still waiting for the civil trial to come to your conclusion.


He was a THUG!  He had skittles and soda which are two of the three ingredients you need to make purple drank which is what all the THUGS drink.  He might have even put heroin or cocaine in there.  We just don't know what nefarious ends this THUG was planning.

The FACT is that Krylon Fartin was high on purple drank and white guilt when he leaped from shadows darker than the heart of Africa and pounced on poor George like a wild beast.
 
2014-01-31 04:11:36 PM

SearchN: /Isn't Kimbo from FL as well?


Is that a weird head shave, really premature pattern balding or a guy who by all rights is too old to be that muscular?
 
2014-01-31 04:21:20 PM

EdNortonsTwin: Farking Canuck: I can already see how this fight will go down:

- Zim will endlessly taunt his opponent.
- The ref will tell him "you don't have to do that" but he will continue taunting him.
- The bell will ring, his opponent will move in and begin to box him.
- Zim will be out-matched.
- Suddenly Zim will run to his corner, pull out a gun, and shoot his opponent dead in the middle of the boxing ring
- next Zim will start screaming "self defense" and point to his face that got bloodied when he was losing the boxing match.

Are you implying that Zim won't follow the rules/laws?


If somebody is beating him up, he can shoot them in self defense. What leads up to the beating & shooting is irrelevant. This has been proven in a court of law.
 
2014-01-31 04:26:42 PM

Mambo Bananapatch: [www.wikilinks.fr image 296x320]
Gets my vote.


How would he get in the ring? They would have to use a crane.

samhateseverything.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-31 04:28:22 PM
I would pay many tens of dollars if they'd get Kimbo Slice in that ring.  This is a thing I really would want to happen.
 
2014-01-31 04:29:37 PM

frepnog: MFAWG: But you didn't, so you appear to be implying that the family has something to hide.

Hide? nah, not really.  we already know all about traytray.

but what was hearsay and conjecture will become fact once they comb thru trayvon's history.

it's fun to pretend trayvon was a nice little angel that just wanted some tea and candy....  until it ALL comes out and is pinpointed for sure that traytray WAS in fact a violent, drug abusing, gangbanger wanna-be.


Wow, that was 10 times more trolltastic than I thought it would be!
 
2014-01-31 04:37:17 PM

fireclown: SearchN: /Isn't Kimbo from FL as well?

Is that a weird head shave, really premature pattern balding or a guy who by all rights is too old to be that muscular?


Think its an intimidation thing. If you look at his chest, he shaved the hair off the side that has the tattoo as well.
 
2014-01-31 04:46:00 PM

WhyKnot: i am grinning ear to ear thinking of Zimmerman entering the ring, doing some quick foot work, doing some quick air rabbit punches..then standard salute to the crowd by bouncing around in a circle with his arm raised.

 Let's not forget his MMA instructor testified to the following:
- fighting skills registered at between a "1" and "1.5" on a ten point scale.
- "nonathletic"
- "just physically soft."
- "He didn't know how to really effectively punch."

Read more:  http://dailycaller.com/2013/07/08/just-physically-soft-zimmermans-mma - instructor-says-he-was-a-lousy-fighter/#ixzz2s0Oy09cz


Oh jeeze. This might be one of the most entertaining fights I've heard of since my little brother got misnamed 'Kari'.

/True story
//His instructors were already calling him 'shaggy' for his hair, so the 'Kari' nickname lost out
 
2014-01-31 05:03:25 PM

Cpl.D: I would pay many tens of dollars if they'd get Kimbo Slice in that ring.  This is a thing I really would want to happen.


This ^^.

I was trying to think of him earlier in the thread; couldn't remember other than "that guy built like a brick shiathouse who punched the daylights out of people on YouTube." Cubicle mate was of no assistance.
 
2014-01-31 05:07:17 PM
You guys actually reckon he will go through with it? Hahahahahahaha yeah it won't happen
 
2014-01-31 05:11:44 PM
they aren't going to let him get hurt. this is a show fight for "charity" and by charity I mean Zman will get paid.
our only hop is that someone doesn't give a fark about the rules. and by someone I mean his opponent and the ref.
 
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