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(ABC)   Wish you could get away with punching George Zimmerman in the face? Now's your chance   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 184
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2014-01-31 01:11:14 PM
Hopefully they'll do a thorough patdown before he enters the ring.

And for god's sake, someone make sure his opponent isn't wearing a hooded robe.
 
2014-01-31 01:15:23 PM
I'm gonna go out on  a limb here and guess that his opponent will be a huge African-American gentleman. With a hoodie.
 
2014-01-31 01:15:58 PM
His face isn't where I'd want to aim.
 
2014-01-31 01:20:49 PM

Pocket Ninja: Hopefully they'll do a thorough patdown before he enters the ring.

And for god's sake, someone make sure his opponent isn't wearing a hooded robe.



Came in to say this.

Also... to find out if anyone knows what Todd Bridges is up to and if he owns a hoodie?
 
2014-01-31 01:27:58 PM
I think I know how Mike Tyson can become a national hero.
 
2014-01-31 01:28:31 PM
They're speculating that it will be rapper, The Game.  6' 5", 240 lbs.

But even at his size he may have problems overcoming Zimmerman's newly manifested mutant powers.

static3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-31 01:46:00 PM
Please be DMX please be DMX please be DMX
 
2014-01-31 01:54:41 PM
I'm more interested in punching the fight promoter who is labeling this @sshole a "celebrity." WTF, people?
 
2014-01-31 01:56:04 PM

shower_in_my_socks: I'm more interested in punching the fight promoter who is labeling this @sshole a "celebrity." WTF, people?


Don't care, Zimmerman's going to be selling face points for cash.  I want butterbean to take this one.
 
2014-01-31 01:56:33 PM

Bob Falfa: I'm gonna go out on  a limb here and guess that his opponent will be a huge African-American gentleman. With a hoodie.


Sponsored by Skittles!
 
2014-01-31 01:56:40 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: I think I know how Mike Tyson can become a national hero.


damn you - damn you - I wanted to get here first
 
2014-01-31 01:58:57 PM
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-01-31 02:00:06 PM
Is Ice-T available and can he fight?
 
2014-01-31 02:00:59 PM
Let's discuss THE FACTS of this article.

George Zimmermenendez was enjoying a rerun of The Golden Girls when his calm was interrupted by boxing promoter, Damon Feldman, a known Jew and THUG enabler.   George attempted to say he was busy, but the shifty hebrew tricked poor George into fighting a THUG.  He'll probably wail on poor George, smashing his head repeatedly against the canvas.  George may be required to use his Constitutionally protected rights and put down the SAVAGE ANIMAL THUG with his trusty right hook.

I'm just concerned about the certain RACE RIOTS that will happen when Geroge wins.
 
2014-01-31 02:01:13 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: I think I know how Mike Tyson can become a national hero.


I'm thinking that this could be an astoundingly good fundraiser.  Sell chances to go a round or two with him for $20.  I'm thinking that about half the black folks in the US would enter on general principles.
 
2014-01-31 02:02:03 PM

tylerdurden217: Is Ice-T available and can he fight?


I think that you would have to be a licensed boxer.
 
2014-01-31 02:05:20 PM
Please be DMX please be DMX please be DMX


Why? I would think you would want Zimmerman's ass kicked, not have him get a blow job.
 
2014-01-31 02:06:34 PM

Bob Falfa: I'm gonna go out on  a limb here and guess that his opponent will be a huge African-American gentleman. With a hoodie.


The concession stands will only sell iced tea and Skittles.
 
2014-01-31 02:07:48 PM

fireclown: tylerdurden217: Is Ice-T available and can he fight?

I think that you would have to be a licensed boxer.


Like Zimmerman? I was actually playing off the Skittles and Hoodie comments. I think Trayvon was out with Arizona Iced Tea or something.
 
2014-01-31 02:08:47 PM
He's not a celebrity he's a farking murderer.
 
2014-01-31 02:08:50 PM

Rapmaster2000: Let's discuss THE FACTS of this article.

George Zimmermenendez was enjoying a rerun of The Golden Girls when his calm was interrupted by boxing promoter, Damon Feldman, a known Jew and THUG enabler.   George attempted to say he was busy, but the shifty hebrew tricked poor George into fighting a THUG.  He'll probably wail on poor George, smashing his head repeatedly against the canvas.  George may be required to use his Constitutionally protected rights and put down the SAVAGE ANIMAL THUG with his trusty right hook.

I'm just concerned about the certain RACE RIOTS that will happen when Geroge wins.


0/10
 
2014-01-31 02:11:32 PM
www.wikilinks.fr
Gets my vote.
 
2014-01-31 02:13:42 PM
Six months and he'll be doing porn.

Three years, gay porn.
 
2014-01-31 02:15:56 PM
Who is he going to fight? A girl?
 
2014-01-31 02:16:05 PM

Infernalist: Six months and he'll be doing porn.

Three years, gay porn.


Aw, cmon man, ain't NOBODY wanna see that.
 
2014-01-31 02:16:09 PM
They need to bring back this show to do a special episode:

epguides.com
 
2014-01-31 02:16:36 PM

Hermione_Granger: He's not a celebrity he's a farking murderer.

 
2014-01-31 02:17:20 PM

Hermione_Granger: He's not a celebrity he's a farking murderer.


You mean winner in the knockout game
Trayvon came in second
 
2014-01-31 02:17:23 PM
They should allow Trayvon's father to do it.
 
2014-01-31 02:18:40 PM
In all seriousness, the man will be dead within 5 years and every day before his demise will be spent in fear of the world around him.

In all likelihood, I'm betting he's wishing that he'd been found guilty.
 
2014-01-31 02:18:43 PM

Mambo Bananapatch: [www.wikilinks.fr image 296x320]
Gets my vote.


I'm thinking maybe someone who can move their arms enough to punch Zimmermans face off.
 
2014-01-31 02:18:46 PM
Thug who killed rival gang leader to enter boxing ring?
 
2014-01-31 02:19:14 PM
His opponent looks ready:

i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-01-31 02:19:25 PM
i36.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-31 02:19:52 PM
I think it matters more who they pick to officiate the fight. If the ref lets them go a little too long, George might not live. Especially if they pit him up against someone else who got away with murder, like Ray Lewis.
 
2014-01-31 02:20:23 PM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: His opponent looks ready:

[i1.kym-cdn.com image 500x375]


I'd hire Brock Lesnar for that.
 
2014-01-31 02:20:28 PM
They should let Trayvon's family pick ol' Georgie boy's opponent..
 
2014-01-31 02:22:21 PM
i am grinning ear to ear thinking of Zimmerman entering the ring, doing some quick foot work, doing some quick air rabbit punches..then standard salute to the crowd by bouncing around in a circle with his arm raised.

 Let's not forget his MMA instructor testified to the following:
- fighting skills registered at between a "1" and "1.5" on a ten point scale.
- "nonathletic"
- "just physically soft."

- "He didn't know how to really effectively punch."

Read more:  http://dailycaller.com/2013/07/08/just-physically-soft-zimmermans-mma - instructor-says-he-was-a-lousy-fighter/#ixzz2s0Oy09cz
 
2014-01-31 02:22:45 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Hermione_Granger: He's not a celebrity he's a farking murderer.

You mean winner in the knockout game
Trayvon came in second


THIS IS WHAT RIGHT-WINGERS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-31 02:23:02 PM
Not if he's going to make money on it.
 
2014-01-31 02:23:08 PM

WhyKnot: i am grinning ear to ear thinking of Zimmerman entering the ring, doing some quick foot work, doing some quick air rabbit punches..then standard salute to the crowd by bouncing around in a circle with his arm raised.

 Let's not forget his MMA instructor testified to the following:
- fighting skills registered at between a "1" and "1.5" on a ten point scale.
- "nonathletic"
- "just physically soft."
- "He didn't know how to really effectively punch."

Read more:  http://dailycaller.com/2013/07/08/just-physically-soft-zimmermans-mma - instructor-says-he-was-a-lousy-fighter/#ixzz2s0Oy09cz


sorry for the link...came across as part of my cut and paste from that article
 
2014-01-31 02:23:43 PM

shower_in_my_socks: I'm more interested in punching the fight promoter who is labeling this @sshole a "celebrity." WTF, people?


Tanya Harding
Amy Fischer
 
2014-01-31 02:26:23 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: They should allow Trayvon's father to do it.


Trayvon's parents full well know exactly what kind of person their son was and are keeping pretty damn quiet.

No civil suit being filed is pretty telling.  They don't want anything else out there.
 
2014-01-31 02:27:16 PM
This guy is a stripper pole away from being the male equivalent to Octomom.
 
2014-01-31 02:28:06 PM
Let's make it a wrestling match and put this man in as his opponent:
upload.wikimedia.org
Jerome Young, aka New Jack.Read up on him here
Also, before he became a wrestler, New Jack was a bounty hunter and has four justifiable homicides under his belt.
 
2014-01-31 02:29:05 PM

frepnog: DROxINxTHExWIND: They should allow Trayvon's father to do it.

Trayvon's parents full well know exactly what kind of person their son was and are keeping pretty damn quiet.

No civil suit being filed is pretty telling.  They don't want anything else out there.



LOL. You idiots really need to take a remedial course in logic. The shiatty conclusions you all come to are tragically hilarious.
 
2014-01-31 02:29:58 PM

frepnog: DROxINxTHExWIND: They should allow Trayvon's father to do it.

Trayvon's parents full well know exactly what kind of person their son was and are keeping pretty damn quiet.

No civil suit being filed is pretty telling.  They don't want anything else out there.


You mean the suit they nearly filed against the HOA before they were paid a seven figure sum to not file suit?
 
2014-01-31 02:30:02 PM

frepnog: DROxINxTHExWIND: They should allow Trayvon's father to do it.

Trayvon's parents full well know exactly what kind of person their son was and are keeping pretty damn quiet.

No civil suit being filed is pretty telling.  They don't want anything else out there.


I picture you with little bits of your own poop stuck to the side of your mouth.
 
2014-01-31 02:31:01 PM

frepnog: DROxINxTHExWIND: They should allow Trayvon's father to do it.

Trayvon's parents full well know exactly what kind of person their son was and are keeping pretty damn quiet.

No civil suit being filed is pretty telling.  They don't want anything else out there.



Oh, and I thought they were monsters who trademarked their son's name to capitalize off of his death? Now, they're suddenly morally unable to file a civil suit because they know their son was a bad person.
 
2014-01-31 02:35:27 PM
Fark, how hard could it be to claim the purse in this thing?
I bet he can't stand his ground with out a gun.
 
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