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(MLive.com)   Woman in Michigan charged with "Super Drunk" driving. Fark: There is actually a law in Michigan called The Super Drunk Driving law   (mlive.com) divider line 127
    More: Stupid, Catherine Demery, Washtenaw County, Ypsilanti  
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2014-01-31 01:40:32 PM
Her super buzz appeared to be wearing off by the time the mugshot was taken.  And yes, 0.16 is pretty freaking drunk, like "biting a cop" drunk and way too intoxicated to be driving.
 
2014-01-31 01:44:20 PM
She's a minor? Holy shiat, she's done some rough time if that's her picture.
 
2014-01-31 01:54:32 PM

Doc_Gerbil: She's a minor? Holy shiat, she's done some rough time if that's her picture.


Super alcholism is no laughing matter. It also leads to such social ills as super teen pregnancy, super child abuse, and super traffic fatalities, which frequently kill thousands of people per crash.
 
2014-01-31 02:02:03 PM
In PA we have a coo one called "habitual bad drive statute"  where you can lose your license forever.
 
2014-01-31 02:03:29 PM
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2014-01-31 02:04:22 PM
It all started that one time when Super Dave Osborne came to town...
 
2014-01-31 02:04:45 PM
That's how we roll!
 
2014-01-31 02:04:59 PM
I've done some super stupid stuff while super drunk.
 
2014-01-31 02:06:16 PM
2nd offence at 19?   I know it must suck to live so close to Detroit but get a grip woman!!
 
2014-01-31 02:06:26 PM
As there is in most states now. Where have you been the last decade, subby?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-31 02:08:21 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-31 02:09:52 PM
rookie
 
2014-01-31 02:10:25 PM
Challenge accepted.
 
2014-01-31 02:10:56 PM
Thanks to litigation from the NFL, it is now known as "The Superd Runkd Riving law".

/and the Southland Corporation objected to "Big Glup Law"
 
2014-01-31 02:12:05 PM
She's done a fairly solid amount of adverstising to the surrounding population with dicks that once she turns 18, she will still be sufficiently crazy.
 
2014-01-31 02:12:18 PM
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She doesn't even look that drunk..She looks like hell...but certainly not totally bombed....
 
2014-01-31 02:12:28 PM
Demery is charged  with
1 unlawful use of a motor vehicle,
2 operating while intoxicated, second offense,
3 operating with a blood alcohol content higher than .17,
4 minor operating with any amount of BAC,
5 two counts of resisting or assaulting a police officer,
6 possession of marijuana,
7 malicious destruction of property,
8 driving with a suspended license
9 minor in possession of alcohol.

i214.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-31 02:13:10 PM
Tune in next week for more adventures of SuperDrunk!
 
2014-01-31 02:13:14 PM
Wow, I blew a 0.17 when I got mine. Shouldn't have been driving.

/20 years ago
//no accident, nobody hurt
 
2014-01-31 02:13:29 PM
How drunk was she?

theamericanreligion.files.wordpress.com

Thanks for asking!
 
2014-01-31 02:13:34 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk


I'd hit it like an open head wound while wearing no seat belt.
 
2014-01-31 02:16:52 PM
I bet she's super freaky in bed.
 
2014-01-31 02:17:15 PM

ltdanman44: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x467]


I'd hit it like an open head wound while wearing no seat belt.


The friend is prettier and looks less insane.
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-01-31 02:20:49 PM
Super drunk and super crazy.
 
2014-01-31 02:21:43 PM

ltdanman44: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x467]


I'd hit it like an open head wound while wearing no seat belt.


She dose clean up nice.
 
2014-01-31 02:21:59 PM
remember when DUIs were for being .20? .17? pbffft amateurs.
 
2014-01-31 02:22:42 PM
I want to super party with her.
 
2014-01-31 02:22:56 PM
This is good.  When I got popped, I blew a .10.  The law had been changed from .10 to .08 about a month earlier.  I honestly thought I was OK to drive.  A month earlier I would've been fine.

Ah my early twenties.  What a dumbfark I was.

Still am, in different ways.
 
2014-01-31 02:25:35 PM
There are several States that have increased penalties for elevated BAC.  In Texas it is .15 which is really drunk.
 
2014-01-31 02:27:19 PM

Mell of a Hess: ltdanman44: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x467]


I'd hit it like an open head wound while wearing no seat belt.

The friend is prettier and looks less insane.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x622]


They all do until you fark them.

Circusdog320: [img.photobucket.com image 155x195]
She doesn't even look that drunk..She looks like hell...but certainly not totally bombed....


looks like she has some scratches on her upper left boobish area.
 
2014-01-31 02:28:51 PM

White_Scarf_Syndrome: This is good.  When I got popped, I blew a .10.  The law had been changed from .10 to .08 about a month earlier.  I honestly thought I was OK to drive.  A month earlier I would've been fine.

Ah my early twenties.  What a dumbfark I was.

Still am, in different ways.


FYI, you can never visit Canada w/ a DUI conviction.
 
2014-01-31 02:28:52 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-01-31 02:29:32 PM
Apparently subby has been super drunk for the last 3 years and doesn't remember this being a big deal on Fark when it first became law back in 10-2010
 
2014-01-31 02:30:10 PM
unlawful use of a motor vehicle, operating while intoxicated, second offense, operating with a blood alcohol content higher than .17, minor operating with any amount of BAC, two counts of resisting or assaulting a police officer, possession of marijuana, malicious destruction of property, driving with a suspended license and minor in possession of alcohol

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2014-01-31 02:30:18 PM
I think you should have to be wearing a cape to be Super Drunk.
 
2014-01-31 02:30:39 PM
Georgia as a "Super Speeder" law
 
2014-01-31 02:31:30 PM
I wanna party with her.
 
2014-01-31 02:32:43 PM
Just put her on double-secret probation.
 
2014-01-31 02:34:20 PM
She's from Berkeley, MI.  A known WT spawning point.  Girls like her are crawling all over north of 8mile.  In five years she's going to have 3 kids from three different dads and still live with her parents.
 
2014-01-31 02:34:50 PM

ricewater_stool: Challenge accepted.


^
 
2014-01-31 02:35:16 PM
No, no no...

This is super drunk:

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That's just a little girl with daddy issues.
 
2014-01-31 02:35:41 PM
 
2014-01-31 02:37:10 PM
She's a super drunk! 
...super drunk! 
She's super drinky!

/Sung to the tune of "Super Freak"
//Stolen from another Farker
 
2014-01-31 02:38:30 PM

Hoopy Frood: I think you should have to be wearing a cape to be Super Drunk.


And in her case, a mask.
 
2014-01-31 02:39:01 PM
We'll be seeing her again.


Soon.
 
2014-01-31 02:41:58 PM
Daddy issues . . . <sigh> . . .
 
2014-01-31 02:43:01 PM
Um, kids... this charge is for being *over* .17 BAC. The article never states her final tested level, but she was over .17 when she bit the cop.
 
2014-01-31 02:47:55 PM
Super Drunk...Crappiest mutant power ever.
 
2014-01-31 02:49:46 PM
Nineteen?  You're throwin' in the towel kind of early, ain'tcha toots?
 
2014-01-31 02:50:20 PM
Yeah subby, in other states it's known as 'Extreme DUI'.
 
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