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(Mirror.co.uk)   What woman wouldn't want the world's hottest gynaecologist to examine them and examine them and examine them and examine them?   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 24
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2014-01-31 02:17:33 PM  
14 votes:
Actually, the most popular gynecologist I ever met had Parkinsons.
2014-01-31 01:09:16 PM  
6 votes:
I don't want to see the vagina that made his hair stand up like that.
2014-01-31 01:16:01 PM  
4 votes:
In other news, the world's most handsome proctologist is still as lonely as the Maytag repairman.
2014-01-31 01:52:20 PM  
3 votes:
yeah, because when a lady has problems down there, the first thing she wants to do is find the hottest guy she can, and show him her snatch when it is in a bad way.
2014-01-31 01:10:51 PM  
3 votes:
I used to know a Gyno doc and I asked him if he ever got tired of looking at snatch all day and did it have any affect on his love life at home.

He looked at me with a straight face and said "do you think the butcher gets tired of eating steak?"
2014-01-31 01:03:35 PM  
3 votes:
"I'm going to have to numb the area ..."
2014-01-31 01:43:43 PM  
2 votes:

fsufan: I used to know a Gyno doc and I asked him if he ever got tired of looking at snatch all day and did it have any affect on his love life at home.

He looked at me with a straight face and said "do you think the butcher gets tired of eating steak?"


The real question is what if you are always handling steak at work and only have roast beef at home?

/so, so sorry.
2014-01-31 01:18:49 PM  
2 votes:
Does he build custom snatches and then try 'em out like the doc in the Godfather?
gja
2014-01-31 01:08:27 PM  
2 votes:
"Doctor, how are you lifting both of my legs AND I feel you putting your hand in......?"
2014-01-31 03:14:14 PM  
1 votes:

SlothB77: yeah, because when a lady has problems down there, the first thing she wants to do is find the hottest guy she can, and show him her snatch when it is in a bad way.


So very true.

/looking forward to seeing you be this insightful in the politics tab
2014-01-31 03:11:35 PM  
1 votes:

sweetmelissa31: tamsnod27: I have a female doc, nothing she or her nurses has ever done to me while I was undressed have made me think of sex. I know they have children should that creep me out?

If you knew your doctor told her friend she liked looking at penises all day maybe it would change your mind. Or maybe not. I'd just rather know that my gynocologist is doing her job and not getting off vaginas.


*getting off on vaginas that is. And also getting off vaginas I guess.
2014-01-31 02:11:47 PM  
1 votes:

Needlessly Complicated: No pictures of this guy?


Dog gone it. static2.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-01-31 02:10:38 PM  
1 votes:
Gross. My gyno is a woman and I feel much more comfortable with that. I mean seriously, a man like that asking you if you've any unusual discharge is going to result in a lie if you have. "No handsome doctor, my vag is perfectly healthy and thanks for asking."

At least with my lady gyno we can biatch about how it sucks being a woman and laugh over the more embarassing things vagina related.
2014-01-31 02:02:06 PM  
1 votes:

SlothB77: yeah, because when a lady has problems down there, the first thing she wants to do is find the hottest guy she can, and show him her snatch when it is in a bad way.


Yup.  It is never, "He's not handsome enough to treat my hemorrhagic cyst," or "I'd like some cream for this terrible itch, but my doctor just doesn't have symmetrical features."
2014-01-31 01:55:22 PM  
1 votes:
Dame Edna approves

www.lasplash.com
2014-01-31 01:49:28 PM  
1 votes:
I work at a waffle house and never get tired of blue waffles.
2014-01-31 01:48:53 PM  
1 votes:
2chris2

fsufan: I used to know a Gyno doc and I asked him if he ever got tired of looking at snatch all day and did it have any affect on his love life at home.

He looked at me with a straight face and said "do you think the butcher gets tired of eating steak?"

I work in a pizza restaurant, and everyone who works here is tired of pizza.


Maybe you should try it with anchovies.
2014-01-31 01:47:09 PM  
1 votes:
Do you think he eats snatch all day long and then takes extra snatch home for dinner? Is that what you think happens at a gyno appointment?
2014-01-31 01:46:06 PM  
1 votes:

DerAppie: Sorry, this is fake. I have been assured by people in the video game sexism threads that women don't find that kind of guy handsome. All those women are simply a victim to his male power fantasy and are in no way, shape or form actually there for him.


I think you misspelled Aspie in your handle.
2014-01-31 01:42:35 PM  
1 votes:
What, no pics of Dr. Eric Stratton of Beverly Hills?
2014-01-31 01:31:28 PM  
1 votes:
He's always found vegetables to be very sensual.
2014-01-31 01:25:20 PM  
1 votes:

fsufan: I used to know a Gyno doc and I asked him if he ever got tired of looking at snatch all day and did it have any affect on his love life at home.

He looked at me with a straight face and said "do you think the butcher gets tired of eating steak?"


I work in a pizza restaurant, and everyone who works here is tired of pizza.
2014-01-31 01:13:29 PM  
1 votes:
I came here to post something, but all I can think about is vagina. And boob.

Vagina boob.
2014-01-31 01:12:32 PM  
1 votes:

JoieD'Zen: He's gay and only in it for the money.


i1.mirror.co.uk

Yup... definitely not just gay, but 50 Shades of Gay.
 
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