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(Mirror.co.uk)   What woman wouldn't want the world's hottest gynaecologist to examine them and examine them and examine them and examine them?   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 72
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2014-01-31 02:59:37 PM

Resident Muslim: fsufan: I used to know a Gyno doc and I asked him if he ever got tired of looking at snatch all day and did it have any affect on his love life at home.

He looked at me with a straight face and said "do you think the butcher gets tired of eating steak?"

The real question is what if you are always handling steak at work and only have roast beef at home?

/so, so sorry.


This is what I was gonna say but add "dry" before the roast beef.

/not sorry
 
2014-01-31 03:02:44 PM

tamsnod27: Ambivalence: tamsnod27: sweetmelissa31: fsufan: I used to know a Gyno doc and I asked him if he ever got tired of looking at snatch all day and did it have any affect on his love life at home.

He looked at me with a straight face and said "do you think the butcher gets tired of eating steak?"

That's incredibly creepy. Glad I go to a female gyno.

Why is that creepy seriously?

Because no woman wants the mental image of her gyno eating pussy.

I have a female doc, nothing she or her nurses has ever done to me while I was undressed have made me think of sex. I know they have children should that creep me out?


Yes, because that is exactly the same thing. And men's and women's attitudes about sex are completely interchangeable.
 
2014-01-31 03:10:37 PM

tamsnod27: I have a female doc, nothing she or her nurses has ever done to me while I was undressed have made me think of sex. I know they have children should that creep me out?


If you knew your doctor told her friend she liked looking at penises all day maybe it would change your mind. Or maybe not. I'd just rather know that my gynocologist is doing her job and not getting off vaginas.
 
2014-01-31 03:11:35 PM

sweetmelissa31: tamsnod27: I have a female doc, nothing she or her nurses has ever done to me while I was undressed have made me think of sex. I know they have children should that creep me out?

If you knew your doctor told her friend she liked looking at penises all day maybe it would change your mind. Or maybe not. I'd just rather know that my gynocologist is doing her job and not getting off vaginas.


*getting off on vaginas that is. And also getting off vaginas I guess.
 
2014-01-31 03:14:14 PM

SlothB77: yeah, because when a lady has problems down there, the first thing she wants to do is find the hottest guy she can, and show him her snatch when it is in a bad way.


So very true.

/looking forward to seeing you be this insightful in the politics tab
 
2014-01-31 03:37:36 PM

sweetmelissa31: sweetmelissa31: tamsnod27: I have a female doc, nothing she or her nurses has ever done to me while I was undressed have made me think of sex. I know they have children should that creep me out?

If you knew your doctor told her friend she liked looking at penises all day maybe it would change your mind. Or maybe not. I'd just rather know that my gynocologist is doing her job and not getting off vaginas.

*getting off on vaginas that is. And also getting off vaginas I guess.


I understand that, my wife is in the medical profession as well. He didn't say he was getting off on it, he just was saying just because he sees random ones all day, it doesn't dampen his enthusiasm for the one(s) he wants to see. That is the way I took it, at least. Thankfully, my wife can leave some of the scarring imagery she has on a typical work day in nursing and still occasionally touch me. I saw many undressed females working my way through college in security, and in most cases these were not people I would choose to see naked, still didn't deter me from trying to see much more pleasant ones later. That is all I am saying.
 
2014-01-31 03:44:36 PM

hailin: Gross. My gyno is a woman and I feel much more comfortable with that. I mean seriously, a man like that asking you if you've any unusual discharge is going to result in a lie if you have. "No handsome doctor, my vag is perfectly healthy and thanks for asking."

At least with my lady gyno we can biatch about how it sucks being a woman and laugh over the more embarassing things vagina related.


Serious question: Would you feel anymore comfortable with a male Gyno if you KNEW he was Gay?
 
2014-01-31 04:14:50 PM

OscarTamerz: Walk through any mall and calculate what a small percentage of the female population you would actually want to see naked and let alone spread eagle on an exam table and then realize that everyone else has to be there too regular as clockwork.


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You are a sick person posting that in here. What the hell is wrong with you?

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2014-01-31 06:14:08 PM
He is hot, but I wouldn't want a male gyno.
 
2014-01-31 06:38:42 PM

Maturin: Actually, the most popular gynecologist I ever met had Parkinsons.


Oh yeah, this is why I still read fark.  I love you.
 
2014-01-31 07:47:44 PM

jaybeezey: That is a pretty man.


And how can he be gay? He totally plans to have a wife and kids.
 
2014-01-31 07:49:03 PM

Magorn: hailin: Gross. My gyno is a woman and I feel much more comfortable with that. I mean seriously, a man like that asking you if you've any unusual discharge is going to result in a lie if you have. "No handsome doctor, my vag is perfectly healthy and thanks for asking."

At least with my lady gyno we can biatch about how it sucks being a woman and laugh over the more embarassing things vagina related.

Serious question: Would you feel anymore comfortable with a male Gyno if you KNEW he was Gay?


Yes. That very well could be this guy's selling point.
 
2014-01-31 08:07:49 PM

hailin: Gross. My gyno is a woman and I feel much more comfortable with that. I mean seriously, a man like that asking you if you've any unusual discharge is going to result in a lie if you have. "No handsome doctor, my vag is perfectly healthy and thanks for asking."

At least with my lady gyno we can biatch about how it sucks being a woman and laugh over the more embarassing things vagina related.


Not to mention lady gynos have smaller hands.
 
2014-01-31 08:17:38 PM
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VAGINA DENTATA!
 
2014-01-31 09:43:47 PM

fsufan: I used to know a Gyno doc and I asked him if he ever got tired of looking at snatch all day and did it have any affect on his love life at home.

He looked at me with a straight face and said "do you think the butcher gets tired of eating steak?"


I was a butcher for five years and nope, I never got tired of eating steak.  I really learned to appreciate a good one, though.
 
2014-01-31 10:13:34 PM

Resident Muslim: fsufan: I used to know a Gyno doc and I asked him if he ever got tired of looking at snatch all day and did it have any affect on his love life at home.

He looked at me with a straight face and said "do you think the butcher gets tired of eating steak?"

The real question is what if you are always handling steak at work and only have roast beef at home?

/so, so sorry.


Something something beef curtains something...
 
2014-01-31 10:57:58 PM
I had a friend whose husband was in med school, while we were in law school.  At a party one time, I asked him what was the worst thing he had seen during his various "rotations."  Without hesitation he said that during his stint in gynecology they had dispatched him for several weeks to a number of local homeless shelters in the school's mobile medical bus.  He said, imagine how bad you think that would be and multiply it by at least 10.
 
2014-01-31 11:00:43 PM

fsufan: I used to know a Gyno doc and I asked him if he ever got tired of looking at snatch all day and did it have any affect on his love life at home.

He looked at me with a straight face and said "do you think the butcher gets tired of eating steak?"


So basically your friend was saying yes, I'm bored of vagina and I need your cock. But instead he said that to keep you wondering.
 
2014-02-01 03:25:41 AM
As a farkette, i'm going to say he's good looking, but no. I wouldn't want my OBGYN to be someone I'm attracted to. A pap smear is not sexy time, and once you've helped me chart my period, you've lost any and all sexual appeal to me.

/I actually do have a male OBGYN, and he's damn good.
 
2014-02-01 03:30:02 AM

Maturin: Actually, the most popular gynecologist I ever met had Parkinsons.


I lol'd.
 
2014-02-01 08:21:25 AM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: JoieD'Zen: He's gay and only in it for the money.



Yup... definitely not just gay, but 50 Shades of Gay.


Good lord that man is gaaaaaaay and probably a power bottom, what's his phone number?
 
2014-02-01 12:14:09 PM

Spanky McStupid: hailin: Gross. My gyno is a woman and I feel much more comfortable with that. I mean seriously, a man like that asking you if you've any unusual discharge is going to result in a lie if you have. "No handsome doctor, my vag is perfectly healthy and thanks for asking."

At least with my lady gyno we can biatch about how it sucks being a woman and laugh over the more embarassing things vagina related.

Not to mention lady gynos have smaller hands.


Yeah but they're always COLD
 
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