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(Celebslam)   The Kardashians say that, when they retire, they're going out Heaven's Gate style   (celebslam.celebuzz.com ) divider line
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2847 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 31 Jan 2014 at 1:26 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-31 11:57:43 AM  
*gets on knees*

Dear Lord please send a meteor over to earth. Mind you, I don't want it to hit earth, a fly by would be nice.

Amen..
 
2014-01-31 12:06:54 PM  
Retire from what?
 
2014-01-31 12:08:45 PM  

Mugato: Retire from what?

 
2014-01-31 12:27:55 PM  
Well hurry the f*ck up
 
2014-01-31 12:33:54 PM  

Mugato: Retire from what?


My thoughts exactly. Make these farking people get a real job for 30 years, and then you can retire however you want to. Until then, shut up and go away.
 
2014-01-31 12:43:12 PM  

Mugato: Retire from what?


Attention whoring requires a lot of hard work and dedication if you want to truly perfect your craft like these folks have.
 
2014-01-31 01:34:56 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: *gets on knees*

Dear Lord please send a meteor over to earth. Mind you, I don't want it to hit earth, a fly by would be nice.

Amen..


Well maybe a small one that will just hit thire home during a family reunion.
 
2014-01-31 01:37:08 PM  

groppet: The Stealth Hippopotamus: *gets on knees*

Dear Lord please send a meteor over to earth. Mind you, I don't want it to hit earth, a fly by would be nice.

Amen..

Well maybe a small one that will just hit thire home during a family reunion.


About the size of a chihuahua's head?
 
2014-01-31 01:39:33 PM  
Those Heaven's Gate cultists were pretty stylish.

Maybe it would finally get Kim on the cover of Vogue, or whatever magazine it is that Kanye seems obsessed with.
 
2014-01-31 01:41:34 PM  
Insufficient.

Raffle off the chance to beat them all to death with blunt instruments at 100 usd a pop.

Balance the budget and remove a culture stain at the same time, win-win.
 
2014-01-31 01:42:01 PM  
FTFA:

So the only thing keeping Team KKK on TV is whether or not the sows are happily producing cultural poison?
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If it's cultural poison, why are you covering it Celebslam?

I agree that it's cultural poison but I don't watch, except the sex tape, I've seen that.

BOR-RING!!
 
2014-01-31 01:44:04 PM  
Why wait, you useless bunch of parasites?
 
2014-01-31 01:57:34 PM  
By starring in an really long, over-budget, critically panned movie directed by Michael Cimino?
 
2014-01-31 02:02:46 PM  
Do they need help with the preparations? Anything? I have some time this weekend.
 
2014-01-31 02:11:05 PM  
I just wish they'd release a sex tape in which Kanye is eating a footlong sub on the couch while Kim is being violently strangled to death in the background by a guy dressed up like Hitler.

Admit it, you're just a little horny right now.
 
2014-01-31 02:11:49 PM  
Why wait?
 
2014-01-31 02:16:35 PM  
Please hurry.
 
2014-01-31 02:23:20 PM  
I find it hard to believe that any of them, Jenner and West aside, would wear Nikes
 
2014-01-31 02:37:31 PM  
Surely they've invested enough to retire RIGHT THE FRAK NOW YOU USELESS BASTARDS!!!!
 
2014-01-31 02:43:16 PM  
How about Kurt Cobain style? Is that to much to ask?
 
2014-01-31 02:48:23 PM  
The Kardashian Semi-Annual No No Please Don't Go! Going Away Event.
 
2014-01-31 02:52:09 PM  
memecrunch.com
 
2014-01-31 03:06:05 PM  
WHY WAIT? WE'LL EVEN BUY YOU THE ADIDAS, YOU VAPID MOTHERFARKERS.
 
2014-01-31 03:20:05 PM  

Whatthefark: How about Kurt Cobain style? Is that to much to ask?


Sooner rather than later hopefully.
 
2014-01-31 03:22:06 PM  

Muzzleloader: Insufficient.

Raffle off the chance to beat them all to death with blunt instruments at 100 usd a pop.

Balance the budget and remove a culture stain at the same time, win-win.


Good idea, but $100 a pop isn't going to be enough to balance the budget.  Make it $1000 a pop and you might be able to do it.  I don't think the extra zero will cause any declines in ticket sales either.  Even better, make separate raffles for each of the K's and you could get social security fully funded.  1k to kill 1K.
 
2014-01-31 03:40:08 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Whatthefark: How about Kurt Cobain style? Is that to much to ask?

Sooner rather than later hopefully.


That's why I say hey ma'am nice twat
 
2014-01-31 03:42:11 PM  
How about Thelma and Louise style?
 
2014-01-31 03:57:08 PM  
Going out  Heaven's Gate style?  So they're going to die in a shootout in 1890's Wyoming?

Keyser_Soze_Death: [memecrunch.com image 586x449]


img.fark.net
 
2014-01-31 03:59:44 PM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-01-31 04:52:37 PM  
The Kardashians say that, when they retire, they're going out Heaven's Gate style

Shotgunned by Christopher Walken?

twi-ny.com

I'll bring the beer if someone will bring snacks...
And pizza... we'll need pizza
 
2014-01-31 04:55:41 PM  
Well bye.
 
2014-01-31 05:08:29 PM  

CarnySaur: By starring in an really long, over-budget, critically panned movie directed by Michael Cimino?


Damn you!

LonMead: The Kardashians say that, when they retire, they're going out Heaven's Gate style

Shotgunned by Christopher Walken?

[twi-ny.com image 850x352]

I'll bring the beer if someone will bring snacks...
And pizza... we'll need pizza


And you too!
 
2014-01-31 05:14:36 PM  

bdub77: I just wish they'd release a sex tape in which Kanye is eating a footlong sub on the couch while Kim is being violently strangled to death in the background by a guy dressed up like Hitler.

Admit it, you're just a little horny right now.


Yes I do have a chubby
 
2014-01-31 05:40:50 PM  
Cimino's Heavens Gate is no worse than Deer Hunter... They are both well-made albeit bloatingly self-indulgent.   Never understood how one movie considered the best of all time while the other is considered the worst of all time... Does bearded DeNiro really elevate something that much.
 
2014-01-31 06:04:16 PM  

Whatthefark: How about Kurt Cobain style? Is that to much to ask?


Keeping with the movies theme, I was hoping for a Bonnie and Clyde style ending, but we are thinking along the same lines.
 
2014-01-31 06:09:40 PM  

bdub77: I just wish they'd release a sex tape in which Kanye is eating a footlong sub on the couch while Kim is being violently strangled to death in the background by a guy dressed up like Hitler.

Admit it, you're just a little horny right now.


Sploosh
 
2014-01-31 06:50:41 PM  

Mugato: Retire from what?


We're done here
 
2014-01-31 07:11:37 PM  
why wait?
 
2014-01-31 07:20:18 PM  
img2u.info
Actually, the article doesn't provide any sort of quote that says they are "going out Heaven's Gate Style" - just that their Mom said they'd stop doing it if it stopped being fun. The part about Heaven's Gate was made up by the author.
 
2014-01-31 07:55:07 PM  

T.rex: Cimino's Heavens Gate is no worse than Deer Hunter... They are both well-made albeit bloatingly self-indulgent.   Never understood how one movie considered the best of all time while the other is considered the worst of all time... Does bearded DeNiro really elevate something that much.


Vietnam War movies are believed by the Baby Boom generation to have inherent artistic value. It's why Good Morning, Vietnam landed Robin Williams an Oscar nom.
 
2014-01-31 11:02:32 PM  

bdub77: I just wish they'd release a sex tape in which Kanye is eating a footlong sub on the couch while Kim is being violently strangled to death in the background by a guy dressed up like Hitler.

Admit it, you're just a little horny right now.


NOPE, neither Kanye, Hitler, or Kim the Hobbit is my type.
 
2014-02-01 12:32:56 AM  

dstrick44: Mugato: Retire from what?

We're done here


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-01 12:46:24 AM  
Might I recommend:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-01 12:49:51 AM  
Apropos of nothing, there is a certain landmine question that all men eventually get asked in their relationship with any woman:

"Does my butt look big in this (pair of jeans/pants, skirt, dress, swimsuit, etc...)?"

I wonder how Kanye answers that question.
 
2014-02-01 03:23:39 AM  

LonMead: Apropos of nothing, there is a certain landmine question that all men eventually get asked in their relationship with any woman:

"Does my butt look big in this (pair of jeans/pants, skirt, dress, swimsuit, etc...)?"

I wonder how Kanye answers that question.


Yo Kim, I'm really happy for you, I'mma let you finish but Beyonce had one of the biggest butts of all time. One of the biggest butts of all time!
 
2014-02-01 05:17:20 AM  
Can't happen soon enough.

DNRTFA
 
2014-02-01 07:41:16 AM  
I think the Romans had the right idea. Well, the Romans had quite a lot of right ideas but the one I have in mind right now involve throwing the lot of them into an arena to be brutally slaughtered for our amusement.
 
2014-02-01 02:40:05 PM  

Gordon Bennett: I think the Romans had the right idea. Well, the Romans had quite a lot of right ideas but the one I have in mind right now involve throwing the lot of them into an arena to be brutally slaughtered for our amusement.


They had criminals raped to death by giraffes...
 
2014-02-01 08:51:29 PM  

kling_klang_bed: Might I recommend:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x616]


Damn. Did you bring enough guys?
 
2014-02-01 09:03:36 PM  

Mugato: kling_klang_bed: Might I recommend:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x616]

Damn. Did you bring enough guys?


That'll be the question Kim'll probably ask herself when her career crashes and burns, then has to put out another sex tape!
 
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