Mugato: Retire from what?
The Stealth Hippopotamus: *gets on knees*Dear Lord please send a meteor over to earth. Mind you, I don't want it to hit earth, a fly by would be nice.Amen..
groppet: The Stealth Hippopotamus: *gets on knees*Dear Lord please send a meteor over to earth. Mind you, I don't want it to hit earth, a fly by would be nice.Amen..Well maybe a small one that will just hit thire home during a family reunion.
Whatthefark: How about Kurt Cobain style? Is that to much to ask?
Muzzleloader: Insufficient.Raffle off the chance to beat them all to death with blunt instruments at 100 usd a pop.Balance the budget and remove a culture stain at the same time, win-win.
Evil Mackerel: Whatthefark: How about Kurt Cobain style? Is that to much to ask?Sooner rather than later hopefully.
Keyser_Soze_Death: [memecrunch.com image 586x449]
CarnySaur: By starring in an really long, over-budget, critically panned movie directed by Michael Cimino?
LonMead: The Kardashians say that, when they retire, they're going out Heaven's Gate styleShotgunned by Christopher Walken?[twi-ny.com image 850x352]I'll bring the beer if someone will bring snacks...And pizza... we'll need pizza
bdub77: I just wish they'd release a sex tape in which Kanye is eating a footlong sub on the couch while Kim is being violently strangled to death in the background by a guy dressed up like Hitler.Admit it, you're just a little horny right now.
T.rex: Cimino's Heavens Gate is no worse than Deer Hunter... They are both well-made albeit bloatingly self-indulgent. Never understood how one movie considered the best of all time while the other is considered the worst of all time... Does bearded DeNiro really elevate something that much.
dstrick44: Mugato: Retire from what?We're done here
LonMead: Apropos of nothing, there is a certain landmine question that all men eventually get asked in their relationship with any woman:"Does my butt look big in this (pair of jeans/pants, skirt, dress, swimsuit, etc...)?"I wonder how Kanye answers that question.
Gordon Bennett: I think the Romans had the right idea. Well, the Romans had quite a lot of right ideas but the one I have in mind right now involve throwing the lot of them into an arena to be brutally slaughtered for our amusement.
kling_klang_bed: Might I recommend:[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x616]
Mugato: kling_klang_bed: Might I recommend:[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x616]Damn. Did you bring enough guys?
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