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(Uproxx)   Craigslist missed connections take a turn for the boing when Community's Alison Brie starts reading them   (uproxx.com) divider line 39
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2014-01-31 09:40:50 AM
I don't care what she reads. She can read the instruction label to assembling an IKEA desk and I'd listen
 
2014-01-31 09:49:44 AM
Craig's server probably went down after that hit the air
 
2014-01-31 09:52:04 AM
She could U my PS, if you know what I mean.
 
2014-01-31 09:53:52 AM
She is also reenacting a series of cheesy senior portraits from high school yearbooks.

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2014-01-31 09:55:34 AM
Dear Allison,

Yes I know this message violates the restraining order but teasing me like this is just not fair.

Sincerely

NuttierThanEver

P.S. something something why must you deny our love something
 
2014-01-31 10:27:37 AM
I think it would be cool to get thrown into a pile of Alison Brie, and then have a bunch more Alison Brie dumped on top of me.
 
2014-01-31 10:30:46 AM
starting to think she may be perfect.
 
2014-01-31 10:33:24 AM

Uncle Pooky: starting to think she may be perfect.


Almost, but not quite. She's got a loose as a goose pussy.
 
2014-01-31 10:36:37 AM
 
2014-01-31 10:41:22 AM

devilEther: Uncle Pooky: starting to think she may be perfect.

Almost, but not quite. She's got a loose as a goose pussy.


And sharp knees, right?
 
2014-01-31 10:51:18 AM

Langston: I don't care what she reads. She can read the instruction label to assembling an IKEA desk and I'd listen


well, with all that inserting things into other things...
 
2014-01-31 10:51:39 AM

Hoboclown: devilEther: Uncle Pooky: starting to think she may be perfect.

Almost, but not quite. She's got a loose as a goose pussy.

And sharp knees, right?


And an outie belly button.
 
2014-01-31 10:54:51 AM
I would enjoy a vigorous bout of frottage with Ms. Brie.
 
2014-01-31 10:57:21 AM

devilEther: Uncle Pooky: starting to think she may be perfect.

Almost, but not quite. She's got a loose as a goose pussy.


Would it make you feel better if I pretended briefly that it bothers me a tiny little bit?
 
2014-01-31 10:59:15 AM

ManateeGag: Langston: I don't care what she reads. She can read the instruction label to assembling an IKEA desk and I'd listen

well, with all that inserting things into other things...


Well if it's an IKEA desk then there wouldn't be any reading. It would all have to be pantomime.
 
2014-01-31 11:02:04 AM

Uncle Pooky: starting to think she may be perfect.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-31 11:06:52 AM

Thank You Black Jesus!: devilEther: Uncle Pooky: starting to think she may be perfect.

Almost, but not quite. She's got a loose as a goose pussy.

Would it make you feel better if I pretended briefly that it bothers me a tiny little bit?


Honestly, I have no idea what her pussy is like. I would love to learn. I imagine it's exquisite.
 
2014-01-31 11:22:54 AM

devilEther: Honestly, I have no idea what her pussy is like. I would love to learn. I imagine it's exquisite.


I hear it naturally smells of lilac.
 
2014-01-31 11:31:00 AM

Wellon Dowd: devilEther: Honestly, I have no idea what her pussy is like. I would love to learn. I imagine it's exquisite.

I hear it naturally smells of lilac.


Here is what hp lovecraft had to say on the odor of her love pipe:
~~Through this pipe came at will the odours our moods most craved; sometimes the scent of pale funeral lilies, sometimes the narcotic incense of imagined Eastern shrines of the kingly dead, and sometimes-how I shudder to recall it!-the frightful, soul-upheaving stenches of the uncovered grave. ~~

still I would so eat that kitty till the cows came home
 
2014-01-31 11:36:42 AM
Dear Lord...the things I would do to her.

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2014-01-31 11:58:23 AM
the saxophone was a nice touch
 
2014-01-31 12:38:44 PM

Langston: I don't care what she reads. She can read the instruction label to assembling an IKEA desk and I'd listen


Uncle Pooky: starting to think she may be perfect.


solcofn: Dear Lord...the things I would do to her.


All of these.  Hot body, big eyes, sultry and a sense of humor just makes her 10x hotter.  Take note ladies, a good sense of humor with average looks is more attractive than just some biatchy hot biatch.

Imagine those eyes looking up at you from her knees.  mmmm

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Invisible Penises

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*sigh*  wasn't planning on going back to my bunk this early.  AFK 20 2 mins.


/hot, all of it
 
2014-01-31 01:03:10 PM
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2014-01-31 01:06:41 PM
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2014-01-31 01:10:56 PM
 
2014-01-31 01:13:48 PM

solcofn: Here are two you'll thank me for later.

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130303222554/mujeres/es/imag es /2/2c/Alison-brie-strawberry.gif

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No, I'll thank you for them now.

Thanks.
 
2014-01-31 02:27:29 PM
To me she is the hottest actress out there.
 
2014-01-31 03:31:17 PM

WienerButt: To me she is the hottest actress out there.


Ditto.
 
2014-01-31 03:33:00 PM

devilEther: Uncle Pooky: starting to think she may be perfect.

Almost, but not quite. She's got a loose as a goose pussy.


That's only new Annie after the Britta'ing
 
2014-01-31 03:48:51 PM

devilEther: Thank You Black Jesus!: devilEther: Uncle Pooky: starting to think she may be perfect.

Almost, but not quite. She's got a loose as a goose pussy.

Would it make you feel better if I pretended briefly that it bothers me a tiny little bit?

Honestly, I have no idea what her pussy is like. I would love to learn. I imagine it's exquisite.



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2014-01-31 03:59:29 PM

solcofn: [img.fark.net image 219x150]


Hours from now, everyone in the office will have long since gone home, but I'll still be sitting here in the dark watching that, powerless to look away.
 
2014-01-31 04:13:04 PM

devilEther: Uncle Pooky: starting to think she may be perfect.

Almost, but not quite. She's got a loose as a goose pussy.


If it was the sleeve of a wizard's robe I'd start studying magic, then apply to be an apprentice to a sorcerer so that some day after years of harvesting eyes of newt and wings of back I might eventually become a full fledged wizard and be able to wear that robe.
 
2014-01-31 04:45:43 PM
As someone who rejects the objectification of women and the wholesale commercialization of sex, I value miss Brie first and foremost for her intelligence and awesome sense of humor.

I would also ask that she push 'em together and bounce around a little.
 
2014-01-31 05:33:35 PM

devilEther: Uncle Pooky: starting to think she may be perfect.

Almost, but not quite. She's got a loose as a goose pussy.


She BEEFS...
 
2014-01-31 06:04:40 PM

devilEther: solcofn: [img.fark.net image 219x150]

Hours from now, everyone in the office will have long since gone home, but I'll still be sitting here in the dark watching that, powerless to look away.

i.imgur.com

 
2014-01-31 07:27:15 PM
I don't care that this was originally written about Scarlett Johansson. It fits Alison Brie to the letter as well.

"Alison Brie is a peach. Like when you eat a peach that is so ripe you can push your thumb through the skin. The juice runs down your chin and drips onto your chest, and the place in between your fingers gets so sticky you have trouble separating them. The next day, even after you wash your hands, you can still smell the sweet juice on your skin and, if no one is watching, you lick your fingers and the memory of that sweet fruit on your tongue floods back. Alison Brie is like that."
 
2014-01-31 10:12:33 PM

hundreddollarman: I don't care that this was originally written about Scarlett Johansson. It fits Alison Brie to the letter as well.

"Alison Brie is a peach. Like when you eat a peach that is so ripe you can push your thumb through the skin. The juice runs down your chin and drips onto your chest, and the place in between your fingers gets so sticky you have trouble separating them. The next day, even after you wash your hands, you can still smell the sweet juice on your skin and, if no one is watching, you lick your fingers and the memory of that sweet fruit on your tongue floods back. Alison Brie is like that."



Indeed.


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2014-01-31 10:24:12 PM
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2014-02-01 02:32:15 AM
So hot I forgot how to internet for the moment.
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