RedPhoenix122: Oddly enough, by throwing it out and buying stuff that doesn't smell douche, he's more likely to get laid, not less.
Diogenes: I think you're getting far too bent out of shape over marketing that even your son, the consumer, was obvlious to.
abfalter: I feel sorry for the husband of this shrew. His sex life must be awful, if it even exists.
Somacandra: It promotes douchebaggery, not sex. The sexual imagery is just the route to douchebaggery. A decent body wash with a loofah will be fine. If the kid wants to get laid, he'll discover patchouli oil soon enough.
apoptotic: Yeah, this doesn't sound like a completely concocted scenario at all.
jso2897: I see people post things on Fark sometimes that just make my mind wander away, muttering to itself.
HotWingConspiracy: It's like a weaponized Ed Hardy shirt.
Somacandra: jso2897: I see people post things on Fark sometimes that just make my mind wander away, muttering to itself.Patchouli is like Sex Panther. It helps you find the hippie pagan chicks. All I can say is that I speak from experience.
kvinesknows: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![bio.tribune.com image 850x555]
DarkSoulNoHope: (Before you ask, my husband and son have their own bathroom. I have my own bathroom, too. It's the clean one.)Maybe they're using their own bathroom instead of both your husband and you sharing yours is because, you, Ma'am are an asshole?!
grinding_journalist: Diogenes: I think you're getting far too bent out of shape over marketing that even your son, the consumer, was obvlious to.I can't recall if you're male, but if you are and you think and 11-year old boy is oblivious to Axe's marketing that invariably features attractive females showering affectionate attention on a guy, you're...well, a bit out of touch.
kvinesknows: (Before you ask, my husband and son have their own bathroom. I have my own bathroom, too. It's the clean one.)what a fugging biatch.Is the boy adopted? because I seriously wonder if she has ever allowed herself to be farked.also... seriously... they actually bothered to talk to him about it? WTF is wrong with that biatch? throw it out because its crap. And take a quick wif lady.. are your loins on fire? no? in fact you are repulsed? yeah... think about that for a moment
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: HotWingConspiracy: It's like a weaponized Ed Hardy shirt.Apropos of nothing, this makes me wonder if you could rig up a version of the office cubicle hand grenade (febreze can zip-tied) with a can of axe. Go into a hipster bar, yell "FIRE IN THE HOLE", and toss it.
syberpud: apoptotic: Yeah, this doesn't sound like a completely concocted scenario at all.And in no way is this a "viral" marketing campaign by the makers of Axe. No siree.
scottydoesntknow: So 60% of the time it works every time?
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