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(TMZ)   The host of "Ghost Adventures" purchased a $35,000 home he believes is the portal to hell. And before you laugh, the home is in Gary, Indiana so it's already halfway true   (tmz.com) divider line 78
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2014-01-31 06:36:33 AM
They even parodied that douche in one of those Hidden Object Games. Mystery-something-or-other. They even had what's-her-tits from the back to the future movies in it. She looks liked shes aged pretty well.  Still can't act for shiat, though.
 
2014-01-31 09:36:38 AM
I doubt he believes it is THE portal to hell, come on subby get realistic here, he probably believes it is A portal to hell.  Hell is like a series of tubes...
 
2014-01-31 09:48:04 AM
I hired an exorcist once.
He did a good job getting rid of the demons, but my check bounced, then my house got repossessed...
 
2014-01-31 10:14:55 AM

bearded clamorer: I hired an exorcist once.
He did a good job getting rid of the demons, but my check bounced, then my house got repossessed...


i1151.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-31 10:20:43 AM

bearded clamorer: I hired an exorcist once.
He did a good job getting rid of the demons, but my check bounced, then my house got repossessed...



i57.tinypic.com
 
2014-01-31 10:41:06 AM
Tom: Yeah. Well, we've got a real problem over here, Bob.

Bob Vila: Uh-huh, let's see.. [ walks over ] Oh, yeah, yeah.. you've got a big wall full of trapped souls.

Tom: No, no, no.. this is actually next summer's project. I'm talking about the floor right here.

Peggy: Yeah. What is this, Bob?

Bob Vila: Well, Peggy, this is a hellmouth. You don't want to leave this open, not with a baby in the house.

Tom: No. We've already lost one sleeper-sofa down there.

Bob Vila: Uh-huh.

Peggy: Is there any way to hide it?

Bob Vila: Well, no, there's no way to really hide a hellmouth. But what you can do is feature it. You know, make it part of the room, with an antique mantel, a focal point.. you can decide..
 
2014-01-31 10:56:27 AM
BS we all know the Hell Mouth is in Sunnydale.
 
2014-01-31 11:16:59 AM

Sybarite: Tom: Yeah. Well, we've got a real problem over here, Bob.

Bob Vila: Uh-huh, let's see.. [ walks over ] Oh, yeah, yeah.. you've got a big wall full of trapped souls.

Tom: No, no, no.. this is actually next summer's project. I'm talking about the floor right here.

Peggy: Yeah. What is this, Bob?

Bob Vila: Well, Peggy, this is a hellmouth. You don't want to leave this open, not with a baby in the house.

Tom: No. We've already lost one sleeper-sofa down there.

Bob Vila: Uh-huh.

Peggy: Is there any way to hide it?

Bob Vila: Well, no, there's no way to really hide a hellmouth. But what you can do is feature it. You know, make it part of the room, with an antique mantel, a focal point.. you can decide..


Looks like you got some kinda alternate universe in here...

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-31 11:20:18 AM
A white guy living in Gary. I give him 48 hours.
 
2014-01-31 11:21:45 AM
Wrong Place Zack.  Hell is Columbia S.C.
 
2014-01-31 11:22:24 AM
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2014-01-31 11:24:34 AM
I thought in their first visit in Virginia City, they found the Portal to Hell.

Unless it was a Portal to Hell.

They have a good sense of humor and self-awareness (check out their ad for the haunted Lumber Liquidators). Loved the slavery quarters one, if only for the right mix of sadness and humor.

We don't take it THAT seriously, since when they started, they yelled at anything as a "demon", and if they wer demons, that's the equuivalent to going to a biker bar and making ill-advised comments about their occupants' toughness and manliness.
 
2014-01-31 11:25:49 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 850x1036]


I would investigate that until I hear an unexplainable sound, then I would run away scared, if you know what I mean...
 
2014-01-31 11:26:05 AM
Meanwhile in Hell:

It's a portal to GARY...... shudder.
 
2014-01-31 11:26:32 AM
Some friends and I invented a drinking game to play while watching Ghost Adventures. One could get highly intoxicated, as it were, within a very short period of time after the "lockdown."

My name is Sovietski, and I watch Ghost Adventures.

/for the lulz
 
2014-01-31 11:32:19 AM
Michael Jackson's childhood home??
 
2014-01-31 11:33:56 AM
"Well, there's a Hellmouth in Cleveland..."
 
2014-01-31 11:36:35 AM
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-01-31 11:37:02 AM
Has there ever been one single second of even reasonably believable footage of a ghost, spectre, doppelganger or anything supernatural shown on any of these REALITY tv shows?
 
2014-01-31 11:51:09 AM
The Devil Inside...

/First thing I thought of.
 
2014-01-31 11:53:36 AM
It's been about 17 years since I worked in Gary.  I can't believe anybody still lives there.  It's the most abandoned city I've been to that isn't officially a ghost town.  It makes Detroit look bustling.
 
2014-01-31 11:57:17 AM
I'm 100% sure the previous owners were absolutely not on drugs when they saw these events.
 
2014-01-31 12:02:27 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: Has there ever been one single second of even reasonably believable footage of a ghost, spectre, doppelganger or anything supernatural shown on any of these REALITY tv shows?


Nothing that internet doesn't immediately dismiss as fake, staged, etc.

But here's some of my favs.

Ghost Adventures is definitely one of the sillier "ghost hunting" shows, but it's fun.
 
2014-01-31 12:03:16 PM
kaeseler.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-31 12:09:04 PM
See! Severed heads that almost fall right in your lap see that bloody hatchet coming right at you
 
2014-01-31 12:10:13 PM

OtherLittleGuy: I thought in their first visit in Virginia City, they found the Portal to Hell.

Unless it was a Portal to Hell.

They have a good sense of humor and self-awareness (check out their ad for the haunted Lumber Liquidators). Loved the slavery quarters one, if only for the right mix of sadness and humor.

We don't take it THAT seriously, since when they started, they yelled at anything as a "demon", and if they wer demons, that's the equuivalent to going to a biker bar and making ill-advised comments about their occupants' toughness and manliness.


Yeah, Ghost Adventures are way too anxious to assign names and "OOOOHHH, IT'S A DEMOOOOONNNNN" to the things they witness, for my taste.

I don't need to be tantalized with flimsy explanations for unexplained events.  Even if all of it ended up being strange natural occurrences, strange natural occurrences are still really neat.
 
2014-01-31 12:11:14 PM

GoodDoctorB: TheShavingofOccam123: Has there ever been one single second of even reasonably believable footage of a ghost, spectre, doppelganger or anything supernatural shown on any of these REALITY tv shows?

Nothing that internet doesn't immediately dismiss as fake, staged, etc.

But here's some of my favs.

Ghost Adventures is definitely one of the sillier "ghost hunting" shows, but it's fun.


I think I can answer my own question, too.

meggardiner.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-31 12:11:15 PM
Could you buy virtually all of Gary for $35,000?
 
2014-01-31 12:12:09 PM

bearded clamorer: I hired an exorcist once.
He did a good job getting rid of the demons, but my check bounced, then my house got repossessed...


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-31 12:15:20 PM
Ghost Adventures is so goofy, but I ended up getting hooked. They did an episode locally (the Ashmore Estates episode).  Heard they enjoyed themselves at a local bar, made some friends, came across as good guys.  Not sure what I think of of their "evidence", but that is one creepy ass building they stayed in here.

/DUDE!  WHOA!  What the fark, dude?  Bro?  FARK!
 
2014-01-31 12:18:20 PM
Ghost adventures is really entertaining whether you are a believer of the supernatural or not.

They have captured some freaky shiat though.   Here are a couple that I find particularly interesting:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJt8Q_yWXoU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcCzae5W-KI
 
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2014-01-31 12:25:33 PM

Gotfire: Ghost adventures is really entertaining whether...


no
 
2014-01-31 12:25:34 PM

Gotfire: Ghost adventures is really entertaining whether you are a believer of the supernatural or not.

They have captured some freaky shiat though.   Here are a couple that I find particularly interesting:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJt8Q_yWXoU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcCzae5W-KI


Never seen the rock getting tossed, that's awesome.
 
2014-01-31 12:27:51 PM
If it was Eerie, Indiana then I'd be worried.
 
2014-01-31 12:32:31 PM
sites.google.com

/ Professor Harold Hill unavailable for comment
 
2014-01-31 12:33:18 PM

Rickenbacker: /DUDE! WHOA! What the fark, dude? Bro? FARK!


The show can mildly entertaining for a skeptic like me just for that reason. It's basically "three frat bros bumping around in the dark".

But Zak or whatever can get really pretentious sometimes trying to contextualize purported hauntings and whatever accepted history surrounds the site.
 
2014-01-31 12:33:52 PM

Rapmaster2000: It's been about 17 years since I worked in Gary.  I can't believe anybody still lives there.  It's the most abandoned city I've been to that isn't officially a ghost town.  It makes Detroit look bustling.


I live a half mile outside Gary but to be honest the whole damned state I'd a Hellmouth anyway.
 
2014-01-31 12:45:39 PM
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2014-01-31 12:50:30 PM

OtherLittleGuy: We don't take it THAT seriously, since when they started, they yelled at anything as a "demon", and if they wer demons, that's the equuivalent to going to a biker bar and making ill-advised comments about their occupants' toughness and manliness.


i.imgur.com

/just thought it could use a visual
 
2014-01-31 12:54:29 PM
it's a fun show.  I would like to see something that really freaked them out, or the blooper reals.  Every time we watch it, my wife says, "Aaron is gonna scream like a girl!".

Like I said, it's a fun show. :)
 
2014-01-31 12:56:24 PM

likefunbutnot: Rapmaster2000: It's been about 17 years since I worked in Gary.  I can't believe anybody still lives there.  It's the most abandoned city I've been to that isn't officially a ghost town.  It makes Detroit look bustling.

I live a half mile outside Gary but to be honest the whole damned state I'd a Hellmouth anyway.


I had never been to that part of the country before. I headed east on the I-90 through Chicago and as soon as we went over this huge bridge there seemed to be no life or activity of any kind. Other than the interstate traffic the whole area seemed abandoned. Almost creepy.

/-1
//would not shop again
 
2014-01-31 12:57:34 PM
www.godispretend.net

What a hell mouth might look like
 
2014-01-31 01:01:25 PM
I liked the video of Zak watching a season one episode of himself and saying, "I was such a dork."
 
2014-01-31 01:04:32 PM

Bob the Internet Barbarian: The Devil Inside...

/First thing I thought of.



I was waiting for the video to load and it left me hanging
 
2014-01-31 01:06:45 PM
 
2014-01-31 01:13:25 PM
Once he starts hanging all that Ed Hardy shiat in the closets, it'll be hard to tell where the portal begins and where it ends.
 
2014-01-31 01:14:13 PM
These ghost shows have got to be up there in retardilarity along with Duck Dynasty, Kardashian crap.

So over dramatized. I watched one of the shows and found myself laughing.  I had hoped to really be intrigued but the "audio" stuff cracks me up.

Some dog barks off in the distance and the audio recorder picks it up. Later it's translated to "I eat and kill your face" .
 
2014-01-31 01:36:00 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: Sybarite: Tom: Yeah. Well, we've got a real problem over here, Bob.

Bob Vila: Uh-huh, let's see.. [ walks over ] Oh, yeah, yeah.. you've got a big wall full of trapped souls.

Tom: No, no, no.. this is actually next summer's project. I'm talking about the floor right here.

Peggy: Yeah. What is this, Bob?

Bob Vila: Well, Peggy, this is a hellmouth. You don't want to leave this open, not with a baby in the house.

Tom: No. We've already lost one sleeper-sofa down there.

Bob Vila: Uh-huh.

Peggy: Is there any way to hide it?

Bob Vila: Well, no, there's no way to really hide a hellmouth. But what you can do is feature it. You know, make it part of the room, with an antique mantel, a focal point.. you can decide..

Looks like you got some kinda alternate universe in here...

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 477x233]


House 2! Even Housier!

Loved that movie, have to scour amazon and netflix and see if it's there.
 
2014-01-31 01:40:25 PM
I've played poker with Zack a number of times. I see him quite a bit at the casinos. I think he lives in Vegas.

/csb
 
2014-01-31 01:44:20 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: Has there ever been one single second of even reasonably believable footage of a ghost, spectre, doppelganger or anything supernatural shown on any of these REALITY tv shows?


Just like how Bigfoot is naturally blurry, ghosts are only able to manifest just off camera. Science!
 
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