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(   Dead kangaroo found tied to a chair as if it had been tried and convicted in some sort of mock court   ( divider line
    More: Sick, animal cruelty  
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4400 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Jan 2014 at 8:21 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-31 08:33:03 AM  
2 votes:
~~Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred
 Tan me hide when I'm dead
 So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde
 And that's it hangin' on the shed!!
 Altogether now!

~~Tie me kangaroo down, sport
 Tie me kangaroo down
 Tie me kangaroo down, sport
 Tie me kangaroo down

//Somebody needs to teach me how to insert music notes
2014-01-31 07:18:10 AM  
2 votes:
The person who did this sounds like a real Sport.
2014-01-31 10:51:24 AM  
1 vote:

teenage mutant ninja rapist: abhorrent1: Was it already dead when they tied it to the chair? Cause that wouldn't be animal cruelty

Would you be up for some post life bondage? I dont think the dead can give consent.

I'll be dead. I don't give a fark what you do with me. Throw me in a land fill, I don't care. Spending $5 or $10K on a funeral is stupid.
2014-01-31 08:31:52 AM  
1 vote:
Tie me kangaroo down sport?
2014-01-31 08:31:31 AM  
1 vote:
Fun fact. Kangaroos can not move their legs independently.

Your welcome Fark, you've learns something today.
2014-01-31 08:27:33 AM  
1 vote:
Will they tan his hide?

2014-01-31 08:24:15 AM  
1 vote:
Bravo subs. Got an early morning laugh out of me.
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