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(   Dead kangaroo found tied to a chair as if it had been tried and convicted in some sort of mock court   ( divider line
    More: Sick, animal cruelty  
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4403 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Jan 2014 at 8:21 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-31 05:49:37 PM  

Cold_Sassy: washington-babylon: Cold_Sassy: ~~Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred
 Tan me hide when I'm dead
 So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde
 And that's it hangin' on the shed!!
 Altogether now!

~~Tie me kangaroo down, sport
 Tie me kangaroo down
 Tie me kangaroo down, sport
 Tie me kangaroo down

//Somebody needs to teach me how to insert music notes

Like these? ♪♫
Just make sure you have a numpad on your keyboard and have numlock on, then press ALT and type 13 or 14 on the numpad. There are many other codes you can use, just google Extended ASCII codes.

Thank you!!  I've been wanting to know that for a long time.

You are most welcome. I work in a software company that is in the Print Mail industry, and it is part of my job to be familiar with Extended ASCII for testing purposes.
2014-01-31 06:58:28 PM  

Begoggle: mutterfark: washington-babylon: Cold_Sassy: ~~

Or just google "ascii music notes" and copy & paste.

Well, I'm not as savvy, but did I get those searching for unicode and html. Before that I just used the character map.:)

/and I thank you for teaching me yet another new thing
2014-01-31 07:36:37 PM  
Now now, folks, let's not get all up in arms over this.

I mean, not like they tried it in absentia after acquitting it due to massive police incompetence and prosecutorial misconduct amidst a bogus media frenzy about satanic orgies, or anything crazy like that.

At least the Aussies know how to hold a civilized kangaroo court.  You just tie it down and beat it to death, rather than slowly and deliberately ruining its entire life to cover for your own inadequacies.

/ Yeah, badly OT - But the analogy just made it too easy.  :)
2014-01-31 09:25:28 PM  
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