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(Abc.net.au)   Dead kangaroo found tied to a chair as if it had been tried and convicted in some sort of mock court   (abc.net.au) divider line 54
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2014-01-31 07:18:10 AM
The person who did this sounds like a real Sport.
 
2014-01-31 07:28:22 AM
Stupid drumhead trials
 
2014-01-31 07:43:59 AM
law2.umkc.edu

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
 
2014-01-31 08:24:15 AM
Bravo subs. Got an early morning laugh out of me.
 
2014-01-31 08:24:39 AM
img.fark.net

Vengeance is mine, so sayeth the kitteh
 
2014-01-31 08:27:33 AM
Will they tan his hide?

/Fred?
 
2014-01-31 08:31:31 AM
Fun fact. Kangaroos can not move their legs independently.

Your welcome Fark, you've learns something today.
 
2014-01-31 08:31:52 AM
Tie me kangaroo down sport?
 
2014-01-31 08:33:03 AM
~~Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred
 Tan me hide when I'm dead
 So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde
 And that's it hangin' on the shed!!
 Altogether now!

~~Tie me kangaroo down, sport
 Tie me kangaroo down
 Tie me kangaroo down, sport
 Tie me kangaroo down


/Sorry
//Somebody needs to teach me how to insert music notes
 
2014-01-31 08:33:46 AM
It was probably the most un-Australian thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

I dunno, I was once in Australia and saw someone not drinking.
 
2014-01-31 08:45:35 AM

Mega Steve: [img.fark.net image 250x288]

Vengeance is mine, so sayeth the kitteh


/Leaving satisfied
 
2014-01-31 08:48:22 AM
At first I thought this was going to be some snarky Amanda Knox tie in.
 
2014-01-31 08:48:51 AM
I be the roo didn't talk.
 
2014-01-31 08:50:02 AM
Wallaby darned.
 
2014-01-31 09:08:50 AM
Came for the Sylvester reference. Leaving satisfied.
 
2014-01-31 09:09:17 AM
Mob hit?

fstop: Fun fact. Kangaroos can not move their legs independently.

Your welcome Fark, you've learns something today.


Almost true, they can while swimming.

They also can't move backward.
 
2014-01-31 09:16:57 AM
+1
 
2014-01-31 09:17:14 AM

vudukungfu: I be the roo didn't talk.


www.screeninsults.com
 
2014-01-31 09:22:09 AM

Cold_Sassy: ~~Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred
 Tan me hide when I'm dead
 So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde
 And that's it hangin' on the shed!!
 Altogether now!

~~Tie me kangaroo down, sport
 Tie me kangaroo down
 Tie me kangaroo down, sport
 Tie me kangaroo down

/Sorry
//Somebody needs to teach me how to insert music notes


Like these? ♪♫
Just make sure you have a numpad on your keyboard and have numlock on, then press ALT and type 13 or 14 on the numpad. There are many other codes you can use, just google Extended ASCII codes.
 
2014-01-31 09:22:48 AM
FTFA: "... the Department of Primary Industries says kangaroos are protected under the wildlife act. "

I thought they were pests over there and shot on sight, like we do prairie dogs.
 
2014-01-31 09:30:59 AM

washington-babylon: Cold_Sassy: ~~Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred
 Tan me hide when I'm dead
 So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde
 And that's it hangin' on the shed!!
 Altogether now!

~~Tie me kangaroo down, sport
 Tie me kangaroo down
 Tie me kangaroo down, sport
 Tie me kangaroo down

/Sorry
//Somebody needs to teach me how to insert music notes

Like these? ♪♫
Just make sure you have a numpad on your keyboard and have numlock on, then press ALT and type 13 or 14 on the numpad. There are many other codes you can use, just google Extended ASCII codes.


Thank you!!  I've been wanting to know that for a long time.
 
2014-01-31 09:31:19 AM

Sybarite: It was probably the most un-Australian thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

I dunno, I was once in Australia and saw someone not drinking.


I went to Australia once and all I saw were cuckoo clocks, wiener schnitzel, and the Alps.
 
2014-01-31 09:36:09 AM

RedPhoenix122: Mob hit?

fstop: Fun fact. Kangaroos can not move their legs independently.

Your welcome Fark, you've learns something today.

Almost true, they can while swimming.

They also can't move backward.


They can swim???   That's awesome. I want to see that!!
 
2014-01-31 09:39:07 AM
Maybe it kept falling over.
 
2014-01-31 09:42:04 AM

FirstNationalBastard: The person who did this sounds like a real Sport.


I can't 'smart' or 'funny' this but I can say this was a great comment.
 
2014-01-31 09:46:43 AM
Humans - 1
Australian Wildlife - 897,423,331
 
2014-01-31 09:50:46 AM

fstop: RedPhoenix122: Mob hit?

fstop: Fun fact. Kangaroos can not move their legs independently.

Your welcome Fark, you've learns something today.

Almost true, they can while swimming.

They also can't move backward.

They can swim???   That's awesome. I want to see that!!


They're such strong swimmers that as defense, they'll lure predators into water and drown them.

/the more you know
 
2014-01-31 09:56:12 AM

washington-babylon: Cold_Sassy: ~~Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred
 Tan me hide when I'm dead
 So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde
 And that's it hangin' on the shed!!
 Altogether now!

~~Tie me kangaroo down, sport
 Tie me kangaroo down
 Tie me kangaroo down, sport
 Tie me kangaroo down

/Sorry
//Somebody needs to teach me how to insert music notes

Like these? ♪♫
Just make sure you have a numpad on your keyboard and have numlock on, then press ALT and type 13 or 14 on the numpad. There are many other codes you can use, just google Extended ASCII codes.


Well, that's easier than &# 9834, or &# 9835(without the space between# and 9).
 
2014-01-31 10:02:02 AM
The hilarity of this headline absolutely belies this horrific act of animal abuse. And yet I laugh.
 
2014-01-31 10:06:18 AM

ertai_lapis: fstop: RedPhoenix122: Mob hit?

fstop: Fun fact. Kangaroos can not move their legs independently.

Your welcome Fark, you've learns something today.

Almost true, they can while swimming.

They also can't move backward.

They can swim???   That's awesome. I want to see that!!

They're such strong swimmers that as defense, they'll lure predators into water and drown them.

/the more you know


There is a vid on You Tube of a kangaroo trying to drown a Great Dane and it very nearly succeeds.  Fortunately the dog gets away, because I like dogs way more than 'roos.
 
2014-01-31 10:09:49 AM
"It certainly shows no consideration for other people's feelings and sensitivities."
Yep, that's definitely the crime here.

/The surreal nature of an interrogation scene is a happier use of brainpower than moral outrage
//"He won't talk, boss!" "MAKE him talk! Or make sure he can't ever talk again!"
 
2014-01-31 10:10:56 AM
www.periscopedepth.com

/do not approve
 
2014-01-31 10:14:16 AM

Hal5423: The hilarity of this headline absolutely belies this horrific act of animal abuse. And yet I laugh.


static.tvtropes.org

and YET you LAUGH, at ANIMAL... aBUSE.

You ROTTEN sh*tBIRD...
 
2014-01-31 10:19:01 AM
Was it already dead when they tied it to the chair? Cause that wouldn't be animal cruelty
 
2014-01-31 10:21:38 AM

thamike: Hal5423: The hilarity of this headline absolutely belies this horrific act of animal abuse. And yet I laugh.

[static.tvtropes.org image 390x292]

and YET you LAUGH, at ANIMAL... aBUSE.

You ROTTEN sh*tBIRD...


You know, I felt the same way sort of -- I absolutely detest animal abusers, yet I found this -oddly enough- somewhat amusing.  I guess because of the song and other references.  Yet nowhere in the alleged "article" does it say that someone killed it.  It could well have died of natural causes and somebody with a bit of a warped sense of humor sat it in a discarded rocker.  Amirite?
 
2014-01-31 10:33:21 AM

mutterfark: washington-babylon: Cold_Sassy: ~~Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred
 Tan me hide when I'm dead
 So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde
 And that's it hangin' on the shed!!
 Altogether now!

~~Tie me kangaroo down, sport
 Tie me kangaroo down
 Tie me kangaroo down, sport
 Tie me kangaroo down

/Sorry
//Somebody needs to teach me how to insert music notes

Like these? ♪♫
Just make sure you have a numpad on your keyboard and have numlock on, then press ALT and type 13 or 14 on the numpad. There are many other codes you can use, just google Extended ASCII codes.

Well, that's easier than &# 9834, or &# 9835(without the space between# and 9).


Or just google "ascii music notes" and copy & paste.
 
2014-01-31 10:33:28 AM

Cold_Sassy: thamike: Hal5423: The hilarity of this headline absolutely belies this horrific act of animal abuse. And yet I laugh.

[static.tvtropes.org image 390x292]

and YET you LAUGH, at ANIMAL... aBUSE.

You ROTTEN sh*tBIRD...

You know, I felt the same way sort of -- I absolutely detest animal abusers, yet I found this -oddly enough- somewhat amusing.  I guess because of the song and other references.  Yet nowhere in the alleged "article" does it say that someone killed it.  It could well have died of natural causes and somebody with a bit of a warped sense of humor sat it in a discarded rocker.  Amirite?


When I pose dead animals on armchairs, I make sure they were killed with mercy, at an undisclosed location.

I pay extra when they are protected species.
 
2014-01-31 10:35:10 AM

ertai_lapis: fstop: RedPhoenix122: Mob hit?

fstop: Fun fact. Kangaroos can not move their legs independently.

Your welcome Fark, you've learns something today.

Almost true, they can while swimming.

They also can't move backward.

They can swim???   That's awesome. I want to see that!!

They're such strong swimmers that as defense, they'll lure predators into water and drown them.

/the more you know


They can box also.
 
2014-01-31 10:41:05 AM

abhorrent1: Was it already dead when they tied it to the chair? Cause that wouldn't be animal cruelty


Would you be up for some post life bondage? I dont think the dead can give consent.
 
2014-01-31 10:51:24 AM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: abhorrent1: Was it already dead when they tied it to the chair? Cause that wouldn't be animal cruelty

Would you be up for some post life bondage? I dont think the dead can give consent.


I'll be dead. I don't give a fark what you do with me. Throw me in a land fill, I don't care. Spending $5 or $10K on a funeral is stupid.
 
2014-01-31 11:07:46 AM
"It certainly shows no consideration for other people's feelings and sensitivities."

Not to mention the kangaroo's.

mindofmalaka.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-31 11:13:13 AM
Thank God it wasn't 99 dead baboons

/That's 'Big Ned' in the recliner
 
2014-01-31 11:26:47 AM

Cold_Sassy: ~~Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred
 Tan me hide when I'm dead
 So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde
 And that's it hangin' on the shed!!
 Altogether now!

~~Tie me kangaroo down, sport
 Tie me kangaroo down
 Tie me kangaroo down, sport
 Tie me kangaroo down

/Sorry
//Somebody needs to teach me how to insert music notes



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2014-01-31 12:40:54 PM

Cold_Sassy: ~~Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred
 Tan me hide when I'm dead
 So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde
 And that's it hangin' on the shed!!
 Altogether now!

~~Tie me kangaroo down, sport
 Tie me kangaroo down
 Tie me kangaroo down, sport
 Tie me kangaroo down

/Sorry
//Somebody needs to teach me how to insert music notes


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2014-01-31 12:55:50 PM
Was Judge Reinhold presiding?
 
2014-01-31 12:58:37 PM
Bravo, subby. Headline gold.
 
2014-01-31 12:59:03 PM

Cold_Sassy: washington-babylon: Cold_Sassy: ~~Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred
 Tan me hide when I'm dead
 So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde
 And that's it hangin' on the shed!!
 Altogether now!

~~Tie me kangaroo down, sport
 Tie me kangaroo down
 Tie me kangaroo down, sport
 Tie me kangaroo down

/Sorry
//Somebody needs to teach me how to insert music notes

Like these? ♪♫
Just make sure you have a numpad on your keyboard and have numlock on, then press ALT and type 13 or 14 on the numpad. There are many other codes you can use, just google Extended ASCII codes.

Thank you!!  I've been wanting to know that for a long time.


Well shiat
 
2014-01-31 01:07:31 PM
Thanks again, all my helpers :)

Over and out.
 
2014-01-31 02:02:29 PM
Eureka!!

I wonder if this is a work around for using exclamation marks in headlines?

At the cost of looking crazy, of course!!!!!!
 
2014-01-31 03:51:56 PM
"It was probably the most un-Australian thing I have ever seen in my entire life."

Actualy I would think it would be the *most* Australian thing. Take any other country....ANY ONE OF THEM, and ask yourself the odds of finding a dead kangaroo tied to a chair. I've never been to Australia, so I wouldn't know if dead kangaroos in chairs is a thing there. I'd be like "huh...dead kangaroo in a chair. Odd." Then I'd chalk it up to being Australia and go about my day. Now if I was walking down the streets of Singapore and I came across a dead kangaroo in a chair,  that would probably freak me out. "What in the flippin' fark is a dead kangaroo doing here sitting in a chair? Is this a gang ambush spot? Am I on TV? Fark this, I'm getting out of here."

Cold_Sassy: //Somebody needs to teach me how to insert music notes


Alt-14 ♫
Alt-13 ♪
Use your keypad for the numbers. You're welcome.
 
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