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(Rocketnews 24)   Japanese wives reveal oddest behaviors of their foreign husbands: "I found out my husband was secretly buying natto because he actually likes it"   (en.rocketnews24.com) divider line 26
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2014-01-31 08:00:28 AM
8 votes:
FTFA: "Whenever my husband finds a particularly round rock, he picks it up and screams 'Japanese!' at the top of his lungs. When we get home he adds it to his collection, pours water over the whole pile and calls it a zen garden."

DOES THIS GUY KNOW HOW TO PARTY OR WHAT?
2014-01-31 08:09:50 AM
7 votes:
Before RTFA: "They don't care. They got a hot and sexy Japanese wife."

After RTFA: "I obviously have been misled by j-pr0n."
2014-01-31 07:53:08 AM
5 votes:
hahahahahahaha foreigners are strange, as they are from another country and not from Japan, and therefore they have different cultural norms, which is hilarious hahahahahahahaha*

*read very fast in a speed racer style voice
2014-01-31 09:04:24 AM
4 votes:
My foreign husband is so quirky! He buys soiled knickers from local high school girls and wears them over his head with the gusset across his nose and mouth while furiously masturbating to children's cartoons. So wacky and strange!
2014-01-31 08:57:30 AM
3 votes:
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2014-01-31 08:10:39 AM
3 votes:
I am not from here! I have my own customs! Look at my crazy passport!
2014-01-31 08:06:10 AM
3 votes:
We had a group of Japanese exchange students at my college one year, and the first day we took them to the cafeteria, they gawked at the melon mix on the salad bar and wondered if they were actually allowed to have some.  Apparently melons are a really expensive delicacy in Japan, so it was cute watching them stare at a cup of diced cantaloupe like we were serving them caviar.  They also ate grilled cheese with a fork.
2014-01-31 11:20:08 AM
2 votes:

aagrajag: Valiente: Surprisingly little about how Japanese women make that horrible nasal moaning during sex, as if one's impressive penis was somehow stranding them on the tipping point between pain and pleasure.

Or how they bring you a beer and a sammich afterwards.

I've best heard sex with Japanese women described as: "Banging the dolphin-squeaks out of them".


Flipper? I just got started on this side!
2014-01-31 09:43:59 AM
2 votes:

Omnis_evil_twin: I am not from here! I have my own customs! Look at my crazy passport!


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Came here for this.
2014-01-31 09:24:03 AM
2 votes:
Allez Cuisine!
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2014-01-31 08:32:05 AM
2 votes:

RayD8: Japanese melons command only an erection solid enough to support a cinder block.


Fap
2014-01-31 08:00:12 AM
2 votes:
"You know, it is really true what they say about men with big noses..."
2014-01-31 02:18:09 PM
1 votes:

brantgoose: [img.fark.net image 300x421]Worst Japanese Elvis Impersonator Ever


I disagree. He does a spot-on job of impersonating Japanese Elvis.
2014-01-31 11:47:56 AM
1 votes:

LordBeavis: Yes, the women in the article were less than fit.  I think what happens is that Japanese gals that marry foreigners are often too old and unattractive for Japanese fellow.  My understanding is that once a woman gets over 30, she's over the hill.  So these dudes end up marrying ugmos because those are the most eager as no Japanese man will have them.  Now someone who has actually been to Japan can correct my false assumptions.


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It's actually mostly because almost no one in Japan is interested in sex anymore, so the few who are have to import it.
2014-01-31 11:13:36 AM
1 votes:
Japanese women can think I'm weird as much they want as long as they are sooooo horny, and love me long time.
2014-01-31 10:38:23 AM
1 votes:
Never married a Japanese woman, but dated a few while living there and yeah the behaviors span the gamut of adorable to downright weird.

Examples: I was a smoker while over there (it's pretty much ubiquitous) and anytime I put a cigarette to my lips and reached for a lighter, the woman I was with would stop me to light it herself, as if to say "no, that's for me to do". As a Canadian, my first reaction was mild shock, as I could never imagine any woman back home doing anything like that for her man. It was just part of the seduction, showing she was willing to "serve" her man, as it were. Also, as the man, I was expected to pick up the tab, no questions asked. Again, initial mild shock. Doing this back home could be interpreted in all sorts of ways, from indifference to pleasure to offense. I know this sounds like something straight out of a hostess bar, but I realized that such places just imitated real life over there, with an extra helping of "servile", I suppose.

One woman I dated worked as a cashier in a Seiyu (supermarket chain) and always spoke an octave or two higher when serving customers (standard for anyone working in the service industry), then switched back to her regular tone among family and friends. However, when she was with me, she'd go back and forth. Weird as hell.

The most adorable thing was what was referred to as a "get well lunch". If I ever came down with a cold, my gf would swing by with a bento lunch filled with food to get my health back up (sashimi, miso, ginger, pickled vegetables - no fried or starchy stuff), along with a couple packs of that vitamin-injected jelly that looked like what they give to astronauts; all wrapped up in a cloth. I still smile when I think about that.

Another adorable thing was that everyone seemed to have one thing they were completely obsessed about. One gf loved the smell of Gain fabric softener so much that when laundry came out of the dryer, she would lay the clothes out and methodically take deep breaths out of each and everyone before folding them. Another loved anything Barbie, and when I brought her back some collector cards from an otaku convention in Tokyo, she flipped out and sang a song about it.

God, I miss that place, sometimes.
2014-01-31 10:32:09 AM
1 votes:
"My American husband will eat absolutely anything. He sometimes requests pancakes for dinner." This man is a genius!

I thought Asians were supposed to be smart?

Then again, pancakes for dinner - mmm...
2014-01-31 10:24:16 AM
1 votes:

Valiente: Surprisingly little about how Japanese women make that horrible nasal moaning during sex, as if one's impressive penis was somehow stranding them on the tipping point between pain and pleasure.

Or how they bring you a beer and a sammich afterwards.


I've best heard sex with Japanese women described as: "Banging the dolphin-squeaks out of them".
2014-01-31 10:21:39 AM
1 votes:
... I liked natto.  I generally like foods that I haven't had before.

CSB:  Last time I was in Japan, I was there for a friend's wedding, and my parents had come along with me and my wife.  My mother goes into instant culture shock when crossing state borders, so every meal suggestion was "oh, it's an irish/english-style pub" or "look, an italian restaurant," or "Hey - there's a McDonalds, lets go there!"

At one point, after guaranteeing that they were ok - in line at a KFC - I ditched them, walked along the street till I found a place that smelled of food and had one of those short curtains you have to brush out of the way and walked in.

It might be good at this point to note that I know all of about 8 words of Japanese, and those were from subtitled Voltron episodes from the 80's.

I went in, sat down, looked stupid, and pointed at the various signs on the walls that work like a menu with individual items.  Got 3 things.  No idea what they were.  They were all awesome.

Spent the rest of the time talking to a japanese man who had learned english one word at a time by reading the "learn english language" section of a newspaper for the last 50 years.  He had been a POW in WW2, and after being treated well and fed well by his enemies, he realized that americans were actually pretty good people.  Very awesome guy, though very hard to understand.

He also pointed me to a takoyaki stand (octopus breaded in half-cooked pancake batter with savory brown sauce and mayonaise on top).
2014-01-31 10:19:19 AM
1 votes:
Surprisingly little about how Japanese women make that horrible nasal moaning during sex, as if one's impressive penis was somehow stranding them on the tipping point between pain and pleasure.

Or how they bring you a beer and a sammich afterwards.
2014-01-31 09:46:43 AM
1 votes:

aagrajag: FatherChaos: When I was living in Japan, I sometimes got natto sushi from the convenience store.  It's funny how that's like the one food that is famous for being hated by foreigners.  My EFL students always asked me "Can you eat natto?"  I told them it was OK, but it wasn't one of my favorites.

I understand all the references in the article and why a Japanese wife would consider them strange, but it also means those girls/women need to get out more.  It'd be like an American woman being married to a guy from, say, Saudi Arabia, and saying "I don't understand why he watches American football on TV.  It's so strange!"

Did you ever eat namako? It is the only food I've ever encountered in my entire life that's just too vile to eat.


I like namako.
Food I had problems with were konyaku (no taste), grated yamaimo (half of it went down my throat, the other half stayed in my mouth. Then the half then had gone down twanged back up again), konbu and wakame (I'm not a farking ocean rabbit), and uni.
I like all of those now.

Except the seaweed crap.

Because I'm not a farking sea bunny.
2014-01-31 09:33:09 AM
1 votes:

Alienzushi: Having crotchfruit adds to the fun with concerns regarding education, language learning, healthcare, ninja training, holidays & on & on.


So, what are the difficulties with that? Is it just as competitive as academic learning? Are there ninja cramming classes so you can get into the best dojos? Do you have problems when your children simply disappear around bath time? Do they constantly leave nunchuks and shuriken lying around to step on?
2014-01-31 09:12:57 AM
1 votes:
Getting a kick...foreign husband of Japanese wife living in Tokyo. My situation is compounded in that my wife is 14 yrs younger. Plenty of room for misunderstandings but we've learned to laugh at most things. Having crotchfruit adds to the fun with concerns regarding education, language learning, healthcare, ninja training, holidays & on & on.
2014-01-31 09:08:22 AM
1 votes:
Just put on this schoolgirl uniform and giggle behind your hand.
2014-01-31 08:15:08 AM
1 votes:

aagrajag: Fast Moon: We had a group of Japanese exchange students at my college one year, and the first day we took them to the cafeteria, they gawked at the melon mix on the salad bar and wondered if they were actually allowed to have some.  Apparently melons are a really expensive delicacy in Japan, so it was cute watching them stare at a cup of diced cantaloupe like we were serving them caviar.  They also ate grilled cheese with a fork.

Most fruit is quite expensive here. Melons in particular command a ridiculous price and are usually given as gifts.


Japanese melons command only an erection solid enough to support a cinder block.
2014-01-31 07:59:02 AM
1 votes:

Farce-Side: hahahahahahaha foreigners are strange, as they are from another country and not from Japan, and therefore they have different cultural norms, which is hilarious hahahahahahahaha*

*read very fast in a speed racer style voice


or Mojo Jojo...
 
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