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(Rocketnews 24)   Japanese wives reveal oddest behaviors of their foreign husbands: "I found out my husband was secretly buying natto because he actually likes it"   (en.rocketnews24.com) divider line 77
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2014-01-31 07:51:14 AM  
I don't get 90% of those references.
 
2014-01-31 07:53:08 AM  
hahahahahahaha foreigners are strange, as they are from another country and not from Japan, and therefore they have different cultural norms, which is hilarious hahahahahahahaha*

*read very fast in a speed racer style voice
 
2014-01-31 07:58:07 AM  
Did they get a massage too?
 
2014-01-31 07:59:02 AM  

Farce-Side: hahahahahahaha foreigners are strange, as they are from another country and not from Japan, and therefore they have different cultural norms, which is hilarious hahahahahahahaha*

*read very fast in a speed racer style voice


or Mojo Jojo...
 
2014-01-31 08:00:12 AM  
"You know, it is really true what they say about men with big noses..."
 
2014-01-31 08:00:28 AM  
FTFA: "Whenever my husband finds a particularly round rock, he picks it up and screams 'Japanese!' at the top of his lungs. When we get home he adds it to his collection, pours water over the whole pile and calls it a zen garden."

DOES THIS GUY KNOW HOW TO PARTY OR WHAT?
 
2014-01-31 08:02:33 AM  
Natto is awesome, but I always get weird looks at the store when buying it.

Natto + shiso sauce + quail egg = yum.

And it's cheap and healthy, too.
 
2014-01-31 08:06:10 AM  
We had a group of Japanese exchange students at my college one year, and the first day we took them to the cafeteria, they gawked at the melon mix on the salad bar and wondered if they were actually allowed to have some.  Apparently melons are a really expensive delicacy in Japan, so it was cute watching them stare at a cup of diced cantaloupe like we were serving them caviar.  They also ate grilled cheese with a fork.
 
2014-01-31 08:08:07 AM  

Fast Moon: We had a group of Japanese exchange students at my college one year, and the first day we took them to the cafeteria, they gawked at the melon mix on the salad bar and wondered if they were actually allowed to have some.  Apparently melons are a really expensive delicacy in Japan, so it was cute watching them stare at a cup of diced cantaloupe like we were serving them caviar.  They also ate grilled cheese with a fork.


Most fruit is quite expensive here. Melons in particular command a ridiculous price and are usually given as gifts.
 
2014-01-31 08:08:38 AM  
Japanese wives reveal oddest behaviors of their foreign husbands

/There called harmless fetishes
//Try being GGG
 
2014-01-31 08:09:50 AM  
Before RTFA: "They don't care. They got a hot and sexy Japanese wife."

After RTFA: "I obviously have been misled by j-pr0n."
 
2014-01-31 08:10:39 AM  
I am not from here! I have my own customs! Look at my crazy passport!
 
2014-01-31 08:15:08 AM  

aagrajag: Fast Moon: We had a group of Japanese exchange students at my college one year, and the first day we took them to the cafeteria, they gawked at the melon mix on the salad bar and wondered if they were actually allowed to have some.  Apparently melons are a really expensive delicacy in Japan, so it was cute watching them stare at a cup of diced cantaloupe like we were serving them caviar.  They also ate grilled cheese with a fork.

Most fruit is quite expensive here. Melons in particular command a ridiculous price and are usually given as gifts.


Japanese melons command only an erection solid enough to support a cinder block.
 
2014-01-31 08:29:02 AM  

RayD8: aagrajag: Fast Moon: We had a group of Japanese exchange students at my college one year, and the first day we took them to the cafeteria, they gawked at the melon mix on the salad bar and wondered if they were actually allowed to have some.  Apparently melons are a really expensive delicacy in Japan, so it was cute watching them stare at a cup of diced cantaloupe like we were serving them caviar.  They also ate grilled cheese with a fork.

Most fruit is quite expensive here. Melons in particular command a ridiculous price and are usually given as gifts.

Japanese melons command only an erection solid enough to support a cinder block.




Is it because land is such a premium there? This explains why beef is outlandishly priced and Japanese folders flock to Austrailia.
 
2014-01-31 08:32:05 AM  

RayD8: Japanese melons command only an erection solid enough to support a cinder block.


Fap
 
2014-01-31 08:36:06 AM  

RayD8: aagrajag: Fast Moon: We had a group of Japanese exchange students at my college one year, and the first day we took them to the cafeteria, they gawked at the melon mix on the salad bar and wondered if they were actually allowed to have some.  Apparently melons are a really expensive delicacy in Japan, so it was cute watching them stare at a cup of diced cantaloupe like we were serving them caviar.  They also ate grilled cheese with a fork.

Most fruit is quite expensive here. Melons in particular command a ridiculous price and are usually given as gifts.

Japanese melons command only an erection solid enough to support a cinder block.


Gonna have to disagree with you there; the only Japanese titties of any good size are only found in porno magazines, never real life.
 
2014-01-31 08:37:00 AM  

Mega Steve: RayD8: Japanese melons command only an erection solid enough to support a cinder block.

Fap


ROR!
 
2014-01-31 08:41:08 AM  

Armaroller2003: Farce-Side: hahahahahahaha foreigners are strange, as they are from another country and not from Japan, and therefore they have different cultural norms, which is hilarious hahahahahahahaha*

*read very fast in a speed racer style voice

or Mojo Jojo...


i went and read the article in mojo jojo's stilted dialogue and it was 1000% funnier.
 
2014-01-31 08:48:17 AM  
When I was living in Japan, I sometimes got natto sushi from the convenience store.  It's funny how that's like the one food that is famous for being hated by foreigners.  My EFL students always asked me "Can you eat natto?"  I told them it was OK, but it wasn't one of my favorites.

I understand all the references in the article and why a Japanese wife would consider them strange, but it also means those girls/women need to get out more.  It'd be like an American woman being married to a guy from, say, Saudi Arabia, and saying "I don't understand why he watches American football on TV.  It's so strange!"
 
2014-01-31 08:53:39 AM  

FatherChaos: When I was living in Japan, I sometimes got natto sushi from the convenience store.  It's funny how that's like the one food that is famous for being hated by foreigners.  My EFL students always asked me "Can you eat natto?"  I told them it was OK, but it wasn't one of my favorites.

I understand all the references in the article and why a Japanese wife would consider them strange, but it also means those girls/women need to get out more.  It'd be like an American woman being married to a guy from, say, Saudi Arabia, and saying "I don't understand why he watches American football on TV.  It's so strange!"


Just cute stories of cultural differences.
 
2014-01-31 08:57:30 AM  
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2014-01-31 09:00:52 AM  

FatherChaos: When I was living in Japan, I sometimes got natto sushi from the convenience store.  It's funny how that's like the one food that is famous for being hated by foreigners.  My EFL students always asked me "Can you eat natto?"  I told them it was OK, but it wasn't one of my favorites.

I understand all the references in the article and why a Japanese wife would consider them strange, but it also means those girls/women need to get out more.  It'd be like an American woman being married to a guy from, say, Saudi Arabia, and saying "I don't understand why he watches American football on TV.  It's so strange!"


Did you ever eat namako? It is the only food I've ever encountered in my entire life that's just too vile to eat.
 
2014-01-31 09:04:24 AM  
My foreign husband is so quirky! He buys soiled knickers from local high school girls and wears them over his head with the gusset across his nose and mouth while furiously masturbating to children's cartoons. So wacky and strange!
 
2014-01-31 09:05:33 AM  
Second only to the Chinese in the messed up farked department.
 
2014-01-31 09:08:14 AM  
All those seem pretty tame compared to the fetish some Japanese men have of buying used panties from vending machines.
 
2014-01-31 09:08:22 AM  
Just put on this schoolgirl uniform and giggle behind your hand.
 
2014-01-31 09:12:57 AM  
Getting a kick...foreign husband of Japanese wife living in Tokyo. My situation is compounded in that my wife is 14 yrs younger. Plenty of room for misunderstandings but we've learned to laugh at most things. Having crotchfruit adds to the fun with concerns regarding education, language learning, healthcare, ninja training, holidays & on & on.
 
2014-01-31 09:19:35 AM  
Found fermented with bacilli?
No thanks I gargle with Listerine to get rid of those.
 
2014-01-31 09:24:03 AM  
Allez Cuisine!
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2014-01-31 09:30:12 AM  

Astorix: Japanese folders flock to Austrailia.


Then the term "Manila" folder is a lie!
 
2014-01-31 09:33:09 AM  

Alienzushi: Having crotchfruit adds to the fun with concerns regarding education, language learning, healthcare, ninja training, holidays & on & on.


So, what are the difficulties with that? Is it just as competitive as academic learning? Are there ninja cramming classes so you can get into the best dojos? Do you have problems when your children simply disappear around bath time? Do they constantly leave nunchuks and shuriken lying around to step on?
 
2014-01-31 09:43:59 AM  

Omnis_evil_twin: I am not from here! I have my own customs! Look at my crazy passport!


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Came here for this.
 
2014-01-31 09:46:43 AM  

aagrajag: FatherChaos: When I was living in Japan, I sometimes got natto sushi from the convenience store.  It's funny how that's like the one food that is famous for being hated by foreigners.  My EFL students always asked me "Can you eat natto?"  I told them it was OK, but it wasn't one of my favorites.

I understand all the references in the article and why a Japanese wife would consider them strange, but it also means those girls/women need to get out more.  It'd be like an American woman being married to a guy from, say, Saudi Arabia, and saying "I don't understand why he watches American football on TV.  It's so strange!"

Did you ever eat namako? It is the only food I've ever encountered in my entire life that's just too vile to eat.


I like namako.
Food I had problems with were konyaku (no taste), grated yamaimo (half of it went down my throat, the other half stayed in my mouth. Then the half then had gone down twanged back up again), konbu and wakame (I'm not a farking ocean rabbit), and uni.
I like all of those now.

Except the seaweed crap.

Because I'm not a farking sea bunny.
 
2014-01-31 09:50:19 AM  

aagrajag: FatherChaos: When I was living in Japan, I sometimes got natto sushi from the convenience store.  It's funny how that's like the one food that is famous for being hated by foreigners.  My EFL students always asked me "Can you eat natto?"  I told them it was OK, but it wasn't one of my favorites.

I understand all the references in the article and why a Japanese wife would consider them strange, but it also means those girls/women need to get out more.  It'd be like an American woman being married to a guy from, say, Saudi Arabia, and saying "I don't understand why he watches American football on TV.  It's so strange!"

Did you ever eat namako? It is the only food I've ever encountered in my entire life that's just too vile to eat.


What's wrong with it?

That's actually a serious question, I've only ever seen pictures, and it looks pretty tasty.
 
2014-01-31 09:51:25 AM  

aagrajag: namako


I've had namako - not really that horrible. You need to get out more:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming...
 
2014-01-31 09:54:45 AM  

Alienzushi: Getting a kick...foreign husband of Japanese wife living in Tokyo. My situation is compounded in that my wife is 14 yrs younger. Plenty of room for misunderstandings but we've learned to laugh at most things. Having crotchfruit adds to the fun with concerns regarding education, language learning, healthcare, ninja training, holidays & on & on.


Out of sight, out of mind.
 
2014-01-31 09:58:13 AM  

DarkVader: aagrajag: FatherChaos: When I was living in Japan, I sometimes got natto sushi from the convenience store.  It's funny how that's like the one food that is famous for being hated by foreigners.  My EFL students always asked me "Can you eat natto?"  I told them it was OK, but it wasn't one of my favorites.

I understand all the references in the article and why a Japanese wife would consider them strange, but it also means those girls/women need to get out more.  It'd be like an American woman being married to a guy from, say, Saudi Arabia, and saying "I don't understand why he watches American football on TV.  It's so strange!"

Did you ever eat namako? It is the only food I've ever encountered in my entire life that's just too vile to eat.

What's wrong with it?

That's actually a serious question, I've only ever seen pictures, and it looks pretty tasty.


It contains some kind of alcohol compound that gives it the taste of ammonia. I've had it twice and both times were horrible.

And I'm not a pussy when it comes to food; I'll try anything: crickets, chicken sashimi (don't try the chicken sashimi; the risk of campylo is *not* worth the risk)
 
2014-01-31 10:03:08 AM  
Gah, I'm an idiot.

I meant to say *hoya* is the most vile food in the world. Sea cucumber, sea squirt, it's easy to confuse the names.

Namako is inoffensive, if not good.
 
2014-01-31 10:06:00 AM  

Elzar: aagrajag: namako

I've had namako - not really that horrible. You need to get out more:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming...


I've heard of that. I'll try anything once.
 
2014-01-31 10:17:57 AM  

aagrajag: Gah, I'm an idiot.

I meant to say *hoya* is the most vile food in the world. Sea cucumber, sea squirt, it's easy to confuse the names.

Namako is inoffensive, if not good.


Ha, i looked it up, someone described sea squirt as "satan's boogers"

I think natto is gross, boogery consistency, and the taste is unappealing as well, but there are worse foods out there...
 
2014-01-31 10:19:19 AM  
Surprisingly little about how Japanese women make that horrible nasal moaning during sex, as if one's impressive penis was somehow stranding them on the tipping point between pain and pleasure.

Or how they bring you a beer and a sammich afterwards.
 
2014-01-31 10:21:39 AM  
... I liked natto.  I generally like foods that I haven't had before.

CSB:  Last time I was in Japan, I was there for a friend's wedding, and my parents had come along with me and my wife.  My mother goes into instant culture shock when crossing state borders, so every meal suggestion was "oh, it's an irish/english-style pub" or "look, an italian restaurant," or "Hey - there's a McDonalds, lets go there!"

At one point, after guaranteeing that they were ok - in line at a KFC - I ditched them, walked along the street till I found a place that smelled of food and had one of those short curtains you have to brush out of the way and walked in.

It might be good at this point to note that I know all of about 8 words of Japanese, and those were from subtitled Voltron episodes from the 80's.

I went in, sat down, looked stupid, and pointed at the various signs on the walls that work like a menu with individual items.  Got 3 things.  No idea what they were.  They were all awesome.

Spent the rest of the time talking to a japanese man who had learned english one word at a time by reading the "learn english language" section of a newspaper for the last 50 years.  He had been a POW in WW2, and after being treated well and fed well by his enemies, he realized that americans were actually pretty good people.  Very awesome guy, though very hard to understand.

He also pointed me to a takoyaki stand (octopus breaded in half-cooked pancake batter with savory brown sauce and mayonaise on top).
 
2014-01-31 10:24:16 AM  

Valiente: Surprisingly little about how Japanese women make that horrible nasal moaning during sex, as if one's impressive penis was somehow stranding them on the tipping point between pain and pleasure.

Or how they bring you a beer and a sammich afterwards.


I've best heard sex with Japanese women described as: "Banging the dolphin-squeaks out of them".
 
2014-01-31 10:30:52 AM  

aagrajag: DarkVader: aagrajag: FatherChaos: When I was living in Japan, I sometimes got natto sushi from the convenience store.  It's funny how that's like the one food that is famous for being hated by foreigners.  My EFL students always asked me "Can you eat natto?"  I told them it was OK, but it wasn't one of my favorites.

I understand all the references in the article and why a Japanese wife would consider them strange, but it also means those girls/women need to get out more.  It'd be like an American woman being married to a guy from, say, Saudi Arabia, and saying "I don't understand why he watches American football on TV.  It's so strange!"

Did you ever eat namako? It is the only food I've ever encountered in my entire life that's just too vile to eat.

What's wrong with it?

That's actually a serious question, I've only ever seen pictures, and it looks pretty tasty.

It contains some kind of alcohol compound that gives it the taste of ammonia. I've had it twice and both times were horrible.

And I'm not a pussy when it comes to food; I'll try anything: crickets, chicken sashimi (don't try the chicken sashimi; the risk of campylo is *not* worth the risk)


Ahh, ammonia.  Yeah, not something I'm fond of in foods.
 
2014-01-31 10:31:15 AM  

Valiente: Surprisingly little about how Japanese women make that horrible nasal moaning during sex, as if one's impressive penis was somehow stranding them on the tipping point between pain and pleasure.

Or how they bring you a beer and a sammich afterwards.


Yes, it was quite surprising to see so little mention of odd quirks of Japanese women in an article about odd quirks of non-Japanese men.
 
2014-01-31 10:32:09 AM  
"My American husband will eat absolutely anything. He sometimes requests pancakes for dinner." This man is a genius!

I thought Asians were supposed to be smart?

Then again, pancakes for dinner - mmm...
 
2014-01-31 10:35:17 AM  

aagrajag: FatherChaos: When I was living in Japan, I sometimes got natto sushi from the convenience store.  It's funny how that's like the one food that is famous for being hated by foreigners.  My EFL students always asked me "Can you eat natto?"  I told them it was OK, but it wasn't one of my favorites.

I understand all the references in the article and why a Japanese wife would consider them strange, but it also means those girls/women need to get out more.  It'd be like an American woman being married to a guy from, say, Saudi Arabia, and saying "I don't understand why he watches American football on TV.  It's so strange!"

Did you ever eat namako? It is the only food I've ever encountered in my entire life that's just too vile to eat.


Actually, I never had the pleasure.  Though I've had goya chanpuru.  I love it.
 
2014-01-31 10:38:23 AM  
Never married a Japanese woman, but dated a few while living there and yeah the behaviors span the gamut of adorable to downright weird.

Examples: I was a smoker while over there (it's pretty much ubiquitous) and anytime I put a cigarette to my lips and reached for a lighter, the woman I was with would stop me to light it herself, as if to say "no, that's for me to do". As a Canadian, my first reaction was mild shock, as I could never imagine any woman back home doing anything like that for her man. It was just part of the seduction, showing she was willing to "serve" her man, as it were. Also, as the man, I was expected to pick up the tab, no questions asked. Again, initial mild shock. Doing this back home could be interpreted in all sorts of ways, from indifference to pleasure to offense. I know this sounds like something straight out of a hostess bar, but I realized that such places just imitated real life over there, with an extra helping of "servile", I suppose.

One woman I dated worked as a cashier in a Seiyu (supermarket chain) and always spoke an octave or two higher when serving customers (standard for anyone working in the service industry), then switched back to her regular tone among family and friends. However, when she was with me, she'd go back and forth. Weird as hell.

The most adorable thing was what was referred to as a "get well lunch". If I ever came down with a cold, my gf would swing by with a bento lunch filled with food to get my health back up (sashimi, miso, ginger, pickled vegetables - no fried or starchy stuff), along with a couple packs of that vitamin-injected jelly that looked like what they give to astronauts; all wrapped up in a cloth. I still smile when I think about that.

Another adorable thing was that everyone seemed to have one thing they were completely obsessed about. One gf loved the smell of Gain fabric softener so much that when laundry came out of the dryer, she would lay the clothes out and methodically take deep breaths out of each and everyone before folding them. Another loved anything Barbie, and when I brought her back some collector cards from an otaku convention in Tokyo, she flipped out and sang a song about it.

God, I miss that place, sometimes.
 
2014-01-31 10:41:59 AM  

aagrajag: Gah, I'm an idiot.

I meant to say *hoya* is the most vile food in the world. Sea cucumber, sea squirt, it's easy to confuse the names.

Namako is inoffensive, if not good.


Ahh, ok.  Yeah, I've heard horrible things about sea squirt.
 
2014-01-31 10:42:01 AM  

FatherChaos: aagrajag: FatherChaos: When I was living in Japan, I sometimes got natto sushi from the convenience store.  It's funny how that's like the one food that is famous for being hated by foreigners.  My EFL students always asked me "Can you eat natto?"  I told them it was OK, but it wasn't one of my favorites.

I understand all the references in the article and why a Japanese wife would consider them strange, but it also means those girls/women need to get out more.  It'd be like an American woman being married to a guy from, say, Saudi Arabia, and saying "I don't understand why he watches American football on TV.  It's so strange!"

Did you ever eat namako? It is the only food I've ever encountered in my entire life that's just too vile to eat.

Actually, I never had the pleasure.  Though I've had goya chanpuru.  I love it.


Goya isn't bad *if* it's prepared properly. The first time I tried using it, I just washed and chopped it up. God, the bitterness made it completely inedible. You have to soak it in salt water for several hours to leach it out.
 
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