Smeggy Smurf: Silly sheila/Aussies have it right
Gordon Bennett: [localtvwjw.files.wordpress.com image 850x1305]Ugh. I can't farking stand mimes.kind of interesting that the tiny wee picture accompanying TFA turned out to actually be enormous once stripped of the display code on the page. That's what happens when you're too lazy to spend five seconds in photoshop on it.
maram500: I guess she's sexy...if you're into the kind of skin pallor brought on by antique makeup recipes utilizing quicksilver and the kind of hair relegated to soulless she-devils (a.k.a. gingers).
dramatools: [i58.tinypic.com image 600x800]Sexy is not pleased.
Pants full of macaroni!!: Gratuitous and obvious Licking County pun./also: OHIO BASHING THREAD!
bikerbob59: Sheila, you are not sexy and I believe you have daddy issues.
baconbeard: She should change her name to "Big McLargeHuge"
Bedstead Polisher: My cousin's husband changed his name to something ridiculous. He showed us the paper work and everything because we didn't believe him. He stopped responding to his previous name and now we're all trained to call him by the new name. He even ran for office using that name (he didn't win).As for the chick in TFA, I don't understand why she doesn't just change her name to Ranea (thereby dropping the Sheila). Why does she have to go by Sexy or Sparkle?
ransack.: JohnCarter: ObligThat's the flattest face I've ever seen
What_do_you_want_now: //Rory makes every boyfriend/fiance/husband look like a little biatch
abfalter: How far is in, in Pennsylvania, from Licking to Intercourse?
What_do_you_want_now: dramatools: [i58.tinypic.com image 600x800]Sexy is not pleased.I see this has been taken care of./petrichor//Rory makes every boyfriend/fiance/husband look like a little biatch
Jeez, what's with my home county marking it to Fark twice in one month? First, the 40 dogs in a broken-down van, and now Sexy Sheila. And a while back, we made it to Fark for this this little gem.
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