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(Fox 8 Cleveland)   Licking County woman asks court to change her name to Sexy. The evidence does not support her motion   (fox8.com) divider line 63
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2014-01-31 08:11:01 AM
Sexy Crabtree?

twentyfourframes.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-31 09:00:03 AM
I dunno, Kabuki can be sexy.

/right?
 
2014-01-31 09:02:19 AM
Silly sheila

/Aussies have it right
 
2014-01-31 09:03:21 AM
All I can see is her face.  If that was enough info to go on, I'd say she is.  Of course, we all know how face shots and dating profiles work...
 
2014-01-31 09:03:39 AM
Sexy from Licking? Yeah, I'm down with that.
 
2014-01-31 09:03:48 AM
Gratuitous and obvious Licking County pun.

/also: OHIO BASHING THREAD!
 
2014-01-31 09:04:03 AM
I guess she's sexy...if you're into the kind of skin pallor brought on by antique makeup recipes utilizing quicksilver and the kind of hair relegated to soulless she-devils (a.k.a. gingers).
 
2014-01-31 09:05:02 AM

Smeggy Smurf: Silly sheila

/Aussies have it right


Shut up, Bruce. And go tell your friend Bruce, your cousin Bruce, and your sister-in-law Bruce to shut up, too.

/Yeah, I keed, I keed
//"It's Bruce in a Brucemobile!"
 
2014-01-31 09:07:52 AM
Richard Sherman would hit it.


/and then brag about it in an interview
 
2014-01-31 09:08:03 AM
I'd lick it.
 
2014-01-31 09:08:39 AM
localtvwjw.files.wordpress.com

Ugh. I can't farking stand mimes.

kind of interesting that the tiny wee picture accompanying TFA turned out to actually be enormous once stripped of the display code on the page. That's what happens when you're too lazy to spend five seconds in photoshop on it.
 
2014-01-31 09:09:32 AM
static1.wikia.nocookie.net

Sexy.
 
2014-01-31 09:09:45 AM
My mama always told me "sexy is as sexy does."
 
2014-01-31 09:10:33 AM

Gordon Bennett: [localtvwjw.files.wordpress.com image 850x1305]

Ugh. I can't farking stand mimes.

kind of interesting that the tiny wee picture accompanying TFA turned out to actually be enormous once stripped of the display code on the page. That's what happens when you're too lazy to spend five seconds in photoshop on it.


It's strange, but if I were straight, the first thing that would turn me off from wanting to sex her is that multicolored thing hanging in her hair. Whatever it is, it bugs the shiat out of me.
 
2014-01-31 09:11:57 AM
She's more attractive than any woman described as "smoking hot" in a British tabloid story
 
2014-01-31 09:12:09 AM

maram500: I guess she's sexy...if you're into the kind of skin pallor brought on by antique makeup recipes utilizing quicksilver and the kind of hair relegated to soulless she-devils (a.k.a. gingers).


That's more the fault of the photographer (who got paid way too much, judging by the lighting) than of her genetics.
 
2014-01-31 09:12:49 AM
i58.tinypic.com
Sexy is not pleased.
 
2014-01-31 09:15:04 AM
Oh let her call herself whatever she wants... its really not that big a deal... her choice.


Now if she named her kid "sexy" that would be disturbing.
 
2014-01-31 09:15:16 AM

dramatools: [i58.tinypic.com image 600x800]
Sexy is not pleased.


Sexy is about to slap a trademark infringement lawsuit on someone's ass. And not in the way Sexy usually does things (which in and of itself is sexy).
 
2014-01-31 09:15:28 AM
Aye, she's dead sexy.
 
2014-01-31 09:15:48 AM
How about Cinnamon , Candy, Starlight or any other stripper type name!
 
2014-01-31 09:16:11 AM
Sheila, you are not sexy and I believe you have daddy issues.
 
2014-01-31 09:17:58 AM
If she goes by her middle name why the hell does she still need to change her first? "I'm not doing this for attention." Yes. Yes you are attention whore.
 
2014-01-31 09:21:48 AM
She should be more specific.

Ohio Sexy or Licking Ohio Sexy...
 
2014-01-31 09:28:20 AM
She should change her name to "Big McLargeHuge"
 
2014-01-31 09:32:44 AM

maram500: I guess she's sexy...if you're into the kind of skin pallor brought on by antique makeup recipes utilizing quicksilver and the kind of hair relegated to soulless she-devils (a.k.a. gingers).


The skin time of her hand is drastically different than the face. I'm gonna blame lighting. Taking that into account, maybe?

/Dating profile pictures and glamour shots never tell the whole story
//Had a pic taken of me once where I looked like a member of the Addams family. I'm not pale, not tan either but definitely not pale.
 
2014-01-31 09:33:44 AM
This chick was on the Scott Sloan show on 700 WLW the other day. Her voice is like fingernails on a chalk board. She is NOT right in the head.
 
2014-01-31 09:35:00 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Gratuitous and obvious Licking County pun.

/also: OHIO BASHING THREAD!


Kick 'em when they're down? Meanie.
 
2014-01-31 09:35:31 AM

bikerbob59: Sheila, you are not sexy and I believe you have daddy issues.


Could be fun for a night
/ hit it then quit it
 
2014-01-31 09:36:11 AM
My cousin's husband changed his name to something ridiculous. He showed us the paper work and everything because we didn't believe him. He stopped responding to his previous name and now we're all trained to call him by the new name. He even ran for office using that name (he didn't win).

As for the chick in TFA, I don't understand why she doesn't just change her name to Ranea (thereby dropping the Sheila). Why does she have to go by Sexy or Sparkle?
 
2014-01-31 09:36:40 AM

dramatools: [i58.tinypic.com image 600x800]
Sexy is not pleased.


One of my favorite episodes.

/Do fish have fingers?
 
2014-01-31 09:44:29 AM

dramatools: [i58.tinypic.com image 600x800]
Sexy is not pleased.


I see this has been taken care of.

/petrichor
//Rory makes every boyfriend/fiance/husband look like a little biatch
 
2014-01-31 09:44:49 AM
Oblig

humourspot.com
 
2014-01-31 09:44:59 AM

baconbeard: She should change her name to "Big McLargeHuge"


You mean "Bob Johnson".
 
2014-01-31 09:47:51 AM

JohnCarter: Oblig


That's the flattest face I've ever seen
 
GCD
2014-01-31 09:48:46 AM
Someone has some serious issues and needs to grow up.
 
2014-01-31 09:50:22 AM

Bedstead Polisher: My cousin's husband changed his name to something ridiculous. He showed us the paper work and everything because we didn't believe him. He stopped responding to his previous name and now we're all trained to call him by the new name. He even ran for office using that name (he didn't win).

As for the chick in TFA, I don't understand why she doesn't just change her name to Ranea (thereby dropping the Sheila). Why does she have to go by Sexy or Sparkle?


When I worked at a newspaper I had to suppress laughter while taking the name change announcement form from a woman who was changing her name to Silverado Socrates. She's run for office under that name a few times too.

I don't understand people at all sometimes.
 
GCD
2014-01-31 09:50:24 AM

ransack.: JohnCarter: Oblig

That's the flattest face I've ever seen


Almost looks like she ran the 100-yard dash in a 90-yard gym.
 
2014-01-31 09:50:51 AM
done in one
 
2014-01-31 09:52:05 AM

What_do_you_want_now: //Rory makes every boyfriend/fiance/husband look like a little biatch


That largely depends on whether we're talking pre-"Good Man Goes to War" Rory, or post. Rory in "The Eleventh Hour" was a whiny little biatch, but thankfully by the time of "Good Man" he turned out pretty damned manly.
 
2014-01-31 09:52:13 AM
How far is in, in Pennsylvania, from Licking to Intercourse?
 
2014-01-31 09:56:40 AM
I'd have to see a full-body shot before I could consider hitting it.
 
2014-01-31 09:58:05 AM

dramatools: [i58.tinypic.com image 600x800]
Sexy is not pleased.


Thank you for this.
 
2014-01-31 10:00:51 AM

abfalter: How far is in, in Pennsylvania, from Licking to Intercourse?


According to Bing:

392.8 mi, 6 hr 1 min driving

/6 hours of constant driving
//giggity!
 
2014-01-31 10:02:56 AM

What_do_you_want_now: dramatools: [i58.tinypic.com image 600x800]
Sexy is not pleased.

I see this has been taken care of.

/petrichor
//Rory makes every boyfriend/fiance/husband look like a little biatch


This thread is now Rory's.

31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-31 10:05:24 AM
Sooooo...

i.ytimg.com

Is now no longer interested in bringing Sexy back.
 
2014-01-31 10:07:27 AM

Jeez, what's with my home county marking it to Fark twice in one month? First, the 40 dogs in a broken-down van, and now Sexy Sheila. And a while back, we made it to Fark for this this little gem.

Todays episode of Pretend your child has cancer so you can rake in donations is brought to you by Utica Ohio


/Don't stop us now, we're on a roll.
 
2014-01-31 10:08:34 AM
themagillreview.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-31 10:09:39 AM
X because it's extra baby
Y because it's extra baby
Unnoticed by few
Very very few
And that includes you

/Was expecting more of this
//Had to do it myself.
 
2014-01-31 10:11:30 AM
some guy in drag trying to look like Drew Barrymore?
 
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