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2014-01-30 11:50:15 PM
The article makes no mention of the supposed groom's age, was he a terrible adult, or another kid in need of help?
 
2014-01-31 12:08:39 AM
HOW DARE THEY TRY TO DESTROY TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE!!!
 
2014-01-31 02:20:09 AM
Don't worry. Daddy pinky-promises to wait until she is older. He won't make the same sick mistake twice in a row, would he?
 
2014-01-31 02:20:24 AM
So, 3 weeks until she's 9?
 
2014-01-31 02:28:42 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-31 02:29:21 AM

fusillade762: HOW DARE THEY TRY TO DESTROY TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE!!!



Who's trying to destroy traditional marriage?
 
2014-01-31 02:30:42 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-31 02:31:15 AM
Police: you are being charged with a heinous crime.

Criminal: Was I not supposed to do that? Was that wrong? Sorry bro, won't happen again.

Police: Well OK Then
 
Ni
2014-01-31 02:36:15 AM
They don't mention the age of the groom, and the authorities released the father on a promise that he'll wait until she's of legal age.

Then they state "Yemen has no legal age for marriage."
 
2014-01-31 02:38:39 AM
The worst part was that there were eight of them.
 
2014-01-31 02:38:58 AM

TomD9938: fusillade762: HOW DARE THEY TRY TO DESTROY TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE!!!

Who's trying to destroy traditional marriage?


Those jack-booted British thugs who don't respect Yemeni culture and deeply held religious...

You know, if I have to explain the joke it's not going to be funny anymore.
 
2014-01-31 02:39:03 AM

TomD9938: fusillade762: HOW DARE THEY TRY TO DESTROY TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE!!!


Who's trying to destroy traditional marriage?


THEM!
 
2014-01-31 02:39:21 AM

Ni: They don't mention the age of the groom, and the authorities released the father on a promise that he'll wait until she's of legal age.

Then they state "Yemen has no legal age for marriage."


I came here to point out the same exact thing. I'm guessing the dailyfail farked up, and the legal age is at least 15. Which isn't saying much.
 
2014-01-31 02:39:39 AM
Dude, cousins.
 
2014-01-31 02:42:09 AM
www.wbrz.com
 
2014-01-31 02:42:54 AM

fusillade762: TomD9938: fusillade762: HOW DARE THEY TRY TO DESTROY TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE!!!

Who's trying to destroy traditional marriage?

Those jack-booted British thugs who don't respect Yemeni culture and deeply held religious...

You know, if I have to explain the joke it's not going to be funny anymore.


That Liz Taylor was married quite a few times.  And she was British, I think.
 
2014-01-31 02:43:01 AM

fusillade762: TomD9938: fusillade762: HOW DARE THEY TRY TO DESTROY TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE!!!

Who's trying to destroy traditional marriage?

Those jack-booted British thugs who don't respect Yemeni culture and deeply held religious...

You know, if I have to explain the joke it's not going to be funny anymore.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ;)
 
2014-01-31 02:47:13 AM
Is that in metric years?
 
2014-01-31 02:47:31 AM
It's a different culture,  you need to be tolerant,  don't be ignorant.


/now the father will have to wait until she's at least 10
//the horror
 
2014-01-31 02:49:18 AM

nmrsnr: The article makes no mention of the supposed groom's age, was he a terrible adult, or another kid in need of help?


Given that, as TFA mentions, these marriages are common in Yemen as the "bride price" is hundreds of dollars, I'm going to go with the groom being an old, sick piece of shiat. What disgusts me most is that they didn't arrest him. Not that they shouldn't have arrested the father. For that matter, arrest the Imam who approved it. If anyone was in a position to say, "It's still child rape, dumbass" it would be him.
 
2014-01-31 02:51:36 AM
i.imgur.com

Oh, Mando.
 
2014-01-31 02:52:07 AM
I'm sorry to offend anyone but the Muslim people are pretty farking farked up and disgusting.

I have a few good Muslim friends but as a whole they are farking a cancer on human progress...
 
2014-01-31 02:54:20 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-31 02:54:55 AM
You know who else was born in Yemen and was at one time 8 years old?

leavinglaw.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-31 02:55:21 AM

Mralterego: I'm sorry to offend anyone but


Any time someone starts a sentence like that, it's a pretty safe bet how the rest of the sentence will go.
 
2014-01-31 02:56:23 AM

RoyBatty: [i.imgur.com image 451x440]


NO FAIR!!!!  Do you really want to make this into rock paper scissors lizard spock?
 
2014-01-31 02:57:51 AM

Mralterego: I'm sorry to offend anyone but the Muslim people are pretty farking farked up and disgusting.

I have a few good Muslim friends but as a whole they are farking a cancer on human progress...



This'll make you love them more.

i.dailymail.co.uk

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2216553/International-Day-Gi rl -Child-2012-Devastating-images-terrifying-world-child-brides.html
 
2014-01-31 02:58:00 AM
But the sick old weirdo has to promise to wait until she's of child-bearing age otherwise the other sick old weirdos will look unkindly upon him and murder her for tempting him!
(Reality check; this is what happens when you let religious 'fundamentalists' run the show

/Religion of 'piece', amirite?
 
2014-01-31 02:58:22 AM

HotWingAgenda: Mralterego: I'm sorry to offend anyone but

Any time someone starts a sentence like that, it's a pretty safe bet how the rest of the sentence will go.


No that's "I'm not racist"..

I'm saying I'm sorry to offend anyone because I truly am but that's my opinion..

Never said I don't have prejudice, u have to be blind to not notice all the pedophilia, honor killing, sex discrimination, and violence in Muslim civilization.

Totally different dude..
 
2014-01-31 03:00:06 AM

nmrsnr: The article makes no mention of the supposed groom's age, was he a terrible adult, or another kid in need of help?



Seeing the prophet Muhammad married an 8 year old and seeing this story is repeated here quite often I'm sure the nephew was an adult
 
2014-01-31 03:00:17 AM

nmrsnr: The article makes no mention of the supposed groom's age, was he a terrible adult, or another kid in need of help?


It does say he is her cousin.
 
2014-01-31 03:12:43 AM
This is just sick. We all know that the Word of the Lord God Himself prohibits marriage at such a young age.

They need to wait until they have tits and pubes. Ezekiel 16:4-14

Now, if this 8 year old already started puberty, then it's Kosher.
 
2014-01-31 03:19:52 AM
punchline: Because there's 8 of them!!!!

/drtfa
 
2014-01-31 03:44:43 AM

Mralterego: I'm sorry to offend anyone but the Muslim people are pretty farking farked up and disgusting.


This practice has been going on in Yemen for a lot longer than Islam has been around.
 
2014-01-31 03:48:16 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-31 04:12:20 AM

nmrsnr: The article makes no mention of the supposed groom's age, was he a terrible adult, or another kid in need of help?


Yeah, it's hard to get horribly horribly outraged when there are followup sentences like this:

He was jailed for less than a week, but as he is the sole breadwinner, police let him go in order to prevent his family from suffering.
Yemen's gripping poverty plays a role in hindering efforts to stamp out the practice, as poor families find themselves unable to say no to 'bride-prices' that can be hundreds of dollars for their daughters.

  Easy enough for us to think OMG! SICKO EVIL PEDOPHILES! when at least part of what is going on here is "If I sell my daughter into slavery, I'll have food to feed my other 19 kids for a few more years, and she might have a place to grow up if she doesn't get pregnant until she's 13." Since he was selling her to his cousin, who knows? Maybe it was less selling her into sex slavery than a way to get her into another man's house while still observing the cultural niceties.


Poverty and tribal customs are a nasty brew.
 
2014-01-31 04:33:20 AM

borg: Seeing the prophet Muhammad married an 8 year old and seeing this story is repeated here quite often I'm sure the nephew was an adult


4.bp.blogspot.com
Allah make Honey Boo Boo Holla


Sure she might be eight, but she's got the body of a seven year old.
isyw.files.wordpress.com

www.quickmeme.com
The best thing about eight year olds? Their tiny hands make my penis look huge!


 ♫ Oh me so holy, me love you long time. ♫

Anybody feelin' left out? I'm an equal opportunity infidel who just found Jesus.
He was behind my couch.
 
2014-01-31 04:33:41 AM

RoyBatty: [i.imgur.com image 451x440]


Tah-Pring!

/What is wrong with me?
 
2014-01-31 04:36:16 AM
Eight is old enough for Mohammed, it's old enough for them.
 
2014-01-31 04:40:08 AM
over half of the world's muslim population is inbred.
 
2014-01-31 04:58:44 AM

Gyrfalcon: nmrsnr: The article makes no mention of the supposed groom's age, was he a terrible adult, or another kid in need of help?

Yeah, it's hard to get horribly horribly outraged when there are followup sentences like this:

He was jailed for less than a week, but as he is the sole breadwinner, police let him go in order to prevent his family from suffering.
Yemen's gripping poverty plays a role in hindering efforts to stamp out the practice, as poor families find themselves unable to say no to 'bride-prices' that can be hundreds of dollars for their daughters.
  Easy enough for us to think OMG! SICKO EVIL PEDOPHILES! when at least part of what is going on here is "If I sell my daughter into slavery, I'll have food to feed my other 19 kids for a few more years, and she might have a place to grow up if she doesn't get pregnant until she's 13." Since he was selling her to his cousin, who knows? Maybe it was less selling her into sex slavery than a way to get her into another man's house while still observing the cultural niceties.


Poverty and tribal customs are a nasty brew.


No matter whether he thinks it's for her good or his good, at the end of the day he's still letting his 8 year old be farked by an adult man for money, and she still has zero choice in it and no way to escape barring the police storming in with guns as they did, so that would still make it sex slavery.
 
2014-01-31 05:05:04 AM

croesius: This is just sick. We all know that the Word of the Lord God Himself prohibits marriage at such a young age.

They need to wait until they have tits and pubes. Ezekiel 16:4-14

Now, if this 8 year old already started puberty, then it's Kosher.


If I were 8, I'd marry you.
 
2014-01-31 05:17:33 AM
Police arrested the father of the eight-year-old, but released him after six days in jail when he promised to wait until she is of legal age.
...
they are making progress in trying to bring a legal minimum age to marriage, but nothing has yet been written into law.

Things that make you go hmmmmmm....
 
2014-01-31 05:22:23 AM
DNRTFA, but thought i'd chime in with an attempted cbs after browsing the thread:

I used to issue marriage licenses for a couple of years. Most people were just fine and forgettable, but every now and again there was a couple that would stuck out. For instance, there was a 67 year old man that got a marriage license with a 16 year old girl. Her mom came in and signed off on it and everything. Our chief magistrate even came out to take a look on that one. It was an arranged marriage, go figure. Had the creeps for the rest of the year.
 
2014-01-31 05:31:29 AM
Islam + tribalism + stone age mentality  = good times.
And this is just the tip of the iceberg in arab/islamic society. That's actually a pleasant story compared to others.
 
2014-01-31 05:55:34 AM

Mralterego: I'm sorry to offend anyone but the Muslim people are pretty farking farked up and disgusting.

I have a few good Muslim friends but as a whole they are farking a cancer on human progress...


The fundamental extremists are the cancer.
 
2014-01-31 06:17:40 AM
There is a pretty large swath on this planet where being a woman is a horrible fate.
 
2014-01-31 06:34:17 AM

August11: There is a pretty large swath on this planet where being a woman is a horrible fate.


Texas? Alabama?
 
2014-01-31 06:52:50 AM

phrawgh: August11: There is a pretty large swath on this planet where being a woman is a horrible fate.

Texas? Alabama?


Ha!

I was thinking more Morocco over to Indonesia.
 
2014-01-31 06:54:19 AM
Forget it, Jake: It's Ibb.
 
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