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(Daily Mail)   Miami-based playboy says he only has $300,000 left from his $90 million fortune, will sponge off friends and family when he's blown it all   ( divider line
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10037 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Jan 2014 at 6:31 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-31 06:44:26 AM  
2 votes:

August11: I'm looking forward to his TED talk.

I look forward to seeing him on the Miami sidewalk offering to suck cock for an extra value meal.
2014-01-31 10:13:02 AM  
1 vote:

All aboard the faaaabulous boat!
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2014-01-31 10:05:18 AM  
1 vote:
This guy's photos, lifestyle, and attitude remind me of Bender.
2014-01-31 07:01:43 AM  
1 vote:

MemeSlave: Bowen: 10 girlfriends? You sure about that bro?

From the pictures, I imagine that they're named Tom, Steve, Hank, Biff, Maurice, James, Christian, Jorge, Terrence and Leroy.

It's as if this guy were using money to fill some kind of hole in his, uhhh, life. I bet he'd be much more pleasant if he just filled that hole with, ummm, Jesus?
2014-01-31 06:47:52 AM  
1 vote:
he would probably have more if he wasn't being taxed so much!

with $90 million he was clearly a job creator who deserves our undying devotion and respect.
2014-01-31 12:35:56 AM  
1 vote:
I'll be curious to see how many friends he has once he has no money and the people around him have to start paying their own way.
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