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(Daily Mail)   Miami-based playboy says he only has $300,000 left from his $90 million fortune, will sponge off friends and family when he's blown it all   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-01-31 12:35:56 AM  
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I'll be curious to see how many friends he has once he has no money and the people around him have to start paying their own way.
2014-01-31 07:26:06 AM  
1 vote:

x23: he would probably have more if he wasn't being taxed so much!

with $90 million he was clearly a job creator who deserves our undying devotion and respect.


He made just a little too much money and got bumped into a higher tax bracket so all his money was taxed away. Let that be a lesson to the rest of you!
2014-01-31 07:01:52 AM  
1 vote:
Lets just all agree we envy his freedom while hating with a cosmic-level fury everything else about him.
2014-01-31 06:49:58 AM  
1 vote:

x23: he would probably have more if he wasn't being taxed so much!

with $90 million he was clearly a job creator who deserves our undying devotion and respect.


Pretty sure that it was fears about the minimum wage being raised that did him in.

Either that, or the emotional pressure from poor people bashing him all the time.
x23
2014-01-31 06:47:52 AM  
1 vote:
he would probably have more if he wasn't being taxed so much!

with $90 million he was clearly a job creator who deserves our undying devotion and respect.
2014-01-31 06:44:26 AM  
1 vote:

August11: I'm looking forward to his TED talk.


I look forward to seeing him on the Miami sidewalk offering to suck cock for an extra value meal.
2014-01-31 06:40:21 AM  
1 vote:
I was expecting his surname to be Brewster.
2014-01-31 05:53:45 AM  
1 vote:
Dollars to donuts he gets a reality show by the end of the year.
 
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