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(Daily Mail)   Miami-based playboy says he only has $300,000 left from his $90 million fortune, will sponge off friends and family when he's blown it all   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 56
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2014-01-31 12:19:15 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Carson Kressley is broke?!?
 
2014-01-31 12:35:56 AM  
I'll be curious to see how many friends he has once he has no money and the people around him have to start paying their own way.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-01-31 02:07:00 AM  
The story of the prodigal doofus was left out of the Bible.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-01-31 02:13:52 AM  
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"Kramer says he will 'declare bankruptcy, probably' when the $300,000 runs out.

But when he's reminded that bankruptcy doesn't provide an income, he says he'll live 'off my friends and family.'

'I'm everywhere invited,' he says."


That's because you had money.  Your VIP card is a subscription!
 
2014-01-31 03:57:57 AM  
Low self esteem is low.
 
2014-01-31 05:53:45 AM  
Dollars to donuts he gets a reality show by the end of the year.
 
2014-01-31 06:34:16 AM  
I'd be way smarter with my money. That's why I bought so many tickets last year.
 
2014-01-31 06:36:11 AM  
I certainly hope the point of the story wasn't to generate sympathy for him.  Having a hard time caring even a little bit about his future trials and tribulations.
 
2014-01-31 06:40:21 AM  
I was expecting his surname to be Brewster.
 
2014-01-31 06:40:57 AM  
10 girlfriends? You sure about that bro?
 
2014-01-31 06:40:58 AM  
I'm looking forward to his TED talk.
 
2014-01-31 06:44:26 AM  

August11: I'm looking forward to his TED talk.


I look forward to seeing him on the Miami sidewalk offering to suck cock for an extra value meal.
 
2014-01-31 06:46:23 AM  

Bowen: 10 girlfriends? You sure about that bro?


From the pictures, I imagine that they're named Tom, Steve, Hank, Biff, Maurice, James, Christian, Jorge, Terrence and Leroy.
 
x23
2014-01-31 06:47:52 AM  
he would probably have more if he wasn't being taxed so much!

with $90 million he was clearly a job creator who deserves our undying devotion and respect.
 
2014-01-31 06:49:06 AM  

Mr. Right: I certainly hope the point of the story wasn't to generate sympathy for him.  Having a hard time caring even a little bit about his future trials and tribulations.


^this^. Plus, doesn't he have just the most punchable face ever?
 
2014-01-31 06:49:58 AM  

x23: he would probably have more if he wasn't being taxed so much!

with $90 million he was clearly a job creator who deserves our undying devotion and respect.


Pretty sure that it was fears about the minimum wage being raised that did him in.

Either that, or the emotional pressure from poor people bashing him all the time.
 
2014-01-31 06:50:52 AM  
He said this in a deposition? So, in other words, he is trying to convince the court he is broke, why? I think it is yet another case of "scumbag millionaire being scumbag millionaire".  The daily Mail, again reports only part of the story.
 
2014-01-31 06:53:09 AM  
FTA~~'What am I supposed to do with (the remaining money)?' He asks. 'Throw [it] up in the air, [so] who catches it is paid, and I shoot myself? No thank you.'

Solution found. The planet will not miss him.
 
2014-01-31 06:54:12 AM  
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2014-01-31 06:54:54 AM  

markfara: <strong><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/8123347/89021488#c89021488" target="_blank">x23</a>:</strong> <em>he would probably have more if he wasn't being taxed so much!

with $90 million he was clearly a job creator who deserves our undying devotion and respect.</em>

Pretty sure that it was fears about the minimum wage being raised that did him in.

Either that, or the emotional pressure from poor people bashing him all the time.


Maybe he had to buy health insurance for all his employees.
 
2014-01-31 06:56:59 AM  

433: "Kramer says he will 'declare bankruptcy, probably' when the $300,000 runs out.

But when he's reminded that bankruptcy doesn't provide an income, he says he'll live 'off my friends and family.'

'I'm everywhere invited,' he says."

That's because you had money.  Your VIP card is a subscription!


I'm sure someone would find it amusing to have him clean the toilets in return for room & board.
 
2014-01-31 06:58:00 AM  

lj1330: He said this in a deposition? So, in other words, he is trying to convince the court he is broke, why? I think it is yet another case of "scumbag millionaire being scumbag millionaire".  The daily Mail, again reports only part of the story.


yeah I want to hear what that 108 million judgement was for.  That seems like the basic story here and they just gloss over it.
 
2014-01-31 07:00:30 AM  
I don't know if I could live on that kind of money.  Without a job and another source of income, it's dry up pretty quickly.  I bet I'd be flat broke by 2389.  I'd be lucky to make it last that long.
 
2014-01-31 07:01:43 AM  

MemeSlave: Bowen: 10 girlfriends? You sure about that bro?

From the pictures, I imagine that they're named Tom, Steve, Hank, Biff, Maurice, James, Christian, Jorge, Terrence and Leroy.


It's as if this guy were using money to fill some kind of hole in his, uhhh, life. I bet he'd be much more pleasant if he just filled that hole with, ummm, Jesus?
 
2014-01-31 07:01:52 AM  
Lets just all agree we envy his freedom while hating with a cosmic-level fury everything else about him.
 
2014-01-31 07:02:17 AM  
Meh - he looks like he has been happy. Good for him.
 
2014-01-31 07:12:36 AM  

433: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423][i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]


"Kramer says he will 'declare bankruptcy, probably' when the $300,000 runs out.

But when he's reminded that bankruptcy doesn't provide an income, he says he'll live 'off my friends and family.'

'I'm everywhere invited,' he says."

That's because you had money.  Your VIP card is a subscription!


He is definitely drunk in the first picture.
He doesn't even realise that's not a dude.

///though I can see how he could be mistaken.
 
2014-01-31 07:14:28 AM  

Bowen: MemeSlave: Bowen: 10 girlfriends? You sure about that bro?

From the pictures, I imagine that they're named Tom, Steve, Hank, Biff, Maurice, James, Christian, Jorge, Terrence and Leroy.

It's as if this guy were using money to fill some kind of hole in his, uhhh, life. I bet he'd be much more pleasant if he just filled that hole with, ummm, Jesus?


Why does the gardener have to stick it up this asshole's poop chute?! Why not the pool boy or the manservant. Hell, even Consuela can buckle on a strap-on!
 
2014-01-31 07:18:25 AM  

433: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423][i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]


"Kramer says he will 'declare bankruptcy, probably' when the $300,000 runs out.

But when he's reminded that bankruptcy doesn't provide an income, he says he'll live 'off my friends and family.'

'I'm everywhere invited,' he says."

That's because you had money.  Your VIP card is a subscription!


Daily Mail, so assuming that this entire article isn't made up:
People only tolerated your ass because you had a lot of money and spent it like it mad on people around you.  Once you're out of money no one will want you around.
 
2014-01-31 07:21:35 AM  

Bowen: MemeSlave: Bowen: 10 girlfriends? You sure about that bro?

From the pictures, I imagine that they're named Tom, Steve, Hank, Biff, Maurice, James, Christian, Jorge, Terrence and Leroy.

It's as if this guy were using money to fill some kind of hole in his, uhhh, life. I bet he'd be much more pleasant if he just filled that hole with, ummm, Jesus?


Or cyanide...
 
2014-01-31 07:26:06 AM  

x23: he would probably have more if he wasn't being taxed so much!

with $90 million he was clearly a job creator who deserves our undying devotion and respect.


He made just a little too much money and got bumped into a higher tax bracket so all his money was taxed away. Let that be a lesson to the rest of you!
 
2014-01-31 07:42:53 AM  
"Kramer, pictured, is a high-flying German real estate investor with a penchant for lavish parties and near-constant vacations cocaine and duck-faced women"
 
2014-01-31 07:52:31 AM  
Who gives a flying fark??
 
2014-01-31 08:09:56 AM  
I want the movie to star Christoph Waltz.
 
2014-01-31 08:20:03 AM  
He has a very punchable face.
 
2014-01-31 08:20:44 AM  
instructing his butler, maid and maintenance man to come only a few days a week

This is where I burst out laughing
 
2014-01-31 08:24:18 AM  
'I'm everywhere invited,' he says.

Sure thing, man.  Give it three months after you run out of cash and see if those invites keep coming.
 
2014-01-31 08:35:18 AM  
I'm sure he WILL be invited to live with his friends when his money runs out.....to be their servant!
 
2014-01-31 08:40:44 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Daily Mail, so assuming that this entire article isn't made up:


I googled thinking the same thing.  Surprisingly, there are tons of news articles about him from many sources.
 
2014-01-31 08:51:25 AM  
Like many have said he will see how many friends he has after his money is gone. I'd like to see if I could piss away 90 million.
 
2014-01-31 08:52:57 AM  

NickelP: lj1330: He said this in a deposition? So, in other words, he is trying to convince the court he is broke, why? I think it is yet another case of "scumbag millionaire being scumbag millionaire".  The daily Mail, again reports only part of the story.

yeah I want to hear what that 108 million judgement was for.  That seems like the basic story here and they just gloss over it.


He owed real estate profits to his ex-wife's stepfather.  The amount was $20M 20 years ago, but interest and punitive damages have ballooned that amount.  The stepfather died in 1997, but his kids still want the money.  Interestingly, Stepdad made his own fortune by literally printing money for decades.

http://www.law.com/jsp/law/international/LawArticleIntl.jsp?id=12024 27 292704&slreturn=20140031083648
 
2014-01-31 08:56:36 AM  
He also spent about two months in Dubai last year, where he says he has '10' girlfriends.

But you wouldn't know them because they live in Dubai
 
2014-01-31 09:19:14 AM  

drxym: He has a very punchable face.



He's  a douchebag.
 
2014-01-31 09:21:28 AM  

x23: he would probably have more if he wasn't being taxed so much!

with $90 million he was clearly a job creator who deserves our undying devotion and respect.


Well he was worthy of undying devotion, and complete deference in all things, but now he is a worthless scrounging scumbag that should just die in a ditch as soon as possible.
 
2014-01-31 09:51:57 AM  
I really never ceases to amaze me how someone could blow that much cash and have nothing to show for it.

If I bought 2 of everything I've ever wanted or needed in life, I would still have $millions$ left over.
I mean, one simple investment in a reasonable savings account should provide enough income to live pretty well...

So, thank you to this guy for bolstering the economy by putting so much money into it.  But fark him all the way home for wasting all his money.  Not a single bit of sympathy is given from here.
 
2014-01-31 09:58:32 AM  
Good to see one of the 1% out there creating jobs and making America strong. Proof that the bootstrap tugging really works. Or what is it that he was tugging that yielded such rewards?!
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-01-31 10:05:18 AM  
This guy's photos, lifestyle, and attitude remind me of Bender.
 
2014-01-31 10:13:02 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

All aboard the faaaabulous boat!
 
2014-01-31 10:28:15 AM  
He buried his money in friends and family. That's why he will live with them after his "last 300K" is gone.

He's just trying to avoid taxes and the $108M judgement.
 
2014-01-31 10:45:46 AM  
 I can put him in contact with a Nigerian prince who needs to move his fortune out of Nigeria. If this playboy can  help get it out of the country he can have a share of it.
 
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