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(Uproxx)   The five Doritos ad finalists that could score a touchdown at the Super Bowl   (uproxx.com) divider line 54
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2014-01-30 09:45:30 PM
Necco Wafers are the food of gods, heathen.
 
2014-01-30 09:45:41 PM
The time machine was meh, the finger cleaning hole I can't see making onto national TV (damned funny tho), and I can't really decide amongst the others.  Prolly the kid riding the dog.

Truth be told, all 5 of these are better than 99.9% of the commercials that get shown.
 
2014-01-30 09:48:06 PM
OSTRICH!
 
2014-01-30 09:48:46 PM
The glory hole was clearly the best.
 
2014-01-30 09:49:10 PM
img.fark.net

The One True Dorito Queen
 
2014-01-30 09:50:52 PM
Do you know how much GMO corn goes into a Dorito? Dude, that corn doesn't pass through you. It WALKS THROUGH YOU! It glides, like a manic kid on a sled, while your intestines freak out over the sea shanties, trying to defend themselves with huge increases in bile and acid, eventually turning you into a quivering mass of Stage 4 carcinoma.

Anyway, go ahead and enjoy your ads from HELL. Your flaming pit awaits! (Yes, we know what you did. And we know that too.)
 
2014-01-30 09:52:11 PM
The gloryhole one would have been better with a hot chick on the other side. (Aren't they always?)

Other than that, I'd say the kid on the dog was the best out of those.
 
2014-01-30 09:54:16 PM
the finger cleaner was definitely the funniest but the obvious sexual connotation is probably too much for mainstream television.  the time machine was the best one other than that.  "it's the future!"
 
2014-01-30 09:56:30 PM
Here's one I was in this year that did not get picked as a finalist.

http://www.youtube.com/doritos?x=us-en_submissionsphase_10842_7
 
2014-01-30 10:00:37 PM

Fark Dupp: Here's one I was in this year that did not get picked as a finalist.

http://www.youtube.com/doritos?x=us-en_submissionsphase_10842_7


Nice!
 
2014-01-30 10:01:26 PM
i liked 4 of them, the first one was total fail.  the kid on dog gets cute points with everyone.  the finger hole gets creepy hilarity points with juvenile mentalities.  the time machine is funny-ish but more like a normal commercial with nothing "super" about its cleverness.  the ostrich is edited funnily enough but too similar to other giant-animals-in-the-workplace commercial.

so kid cowboy and finger cleaner are my top two.  but as the first one was the worst i wont be surprised when it get the spot, haha.
 
2014-01-30 10:02:09 PM
It's kind of messed up that when I see "Doritos" I think of Jay Leno and bad comedy.

I like Doritos now and then.
 
2014-01-30 10:02:13 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-30 10:02:24 PM
Why do they need to spend money advertising?  Who hasn't heard of Doritos?
 
2014-01-30 10:02:33 PM
Leave the one with J Law messing her dress with dorito's dust to my imagination
 
2014-01-30 10:04:13 PM
when they start packaging and selling containers of the doritos dust i will buy it.  until then, nah.  i dont eat many chips.  too easy to over-eat for me so i have to abstain.
 
2014-01-30 10:05:38 PM

AliceBToklasLives: Why do they need to spend money advertising?  Who hasn't heard of Doritos?


THIS. Who hasnt eaten doritos before?
 
2014-01-30 10:09:41 PM

The Flexecutioner: when they start packaging and selling containers of the doritos dust i will buy it.  until then, nah.  i dont eat many chips.  too easy to over-eat for me so i have to abstain.


That is because you are weak.
 
2014-01-30 10:12:37 PM

AliceBToklasLives: Why do they need to spend money advertising?  Who hasn't heard of Doritos?


How do you think they got that way. *snort* quality?
 
2014-01-30 10:15:51 PM
I'm tired of commercials trying to sell me products by featuring idiots doing idiotic things.
 
2014-01-30 10:18:20 PM

AliceBToklasLives: Why do they need to spend money advertising?  Who hasn't heard of Doritos?


Because ad guys need to have fun too. Doing Super Bowl ads is the cream of the crop for ad agencies.

/has worked on two Super Bowl campaigns
 
2014-01-30 10:27:39 PM

Oldiron_79: <strong><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/8123165/89019183#c89019183" target="_blank">AliceBToklasLives</a>:</strong> <em>Why do they need to spend money advertising?  Who hasn't heard of Doritos?</em>

THIS. Who hasnt eaten doritos before?


news.nationalgeographic.com

Though, the two guys covered in orange might have.
 
2014-01-30 10:31:03 PM
Isn't the Time Machine one someone from Fark?

Hell with it, vote for that guy.
 
2014-01-30 10:34:07 PM

Snotnose: The time machine was meh, the finger cleaning hole I can't see making onto national TV (damned funny tho), and I can't really decide amongst the others.  Prolly the kid riding the dog.

Truth be told, all 5 of these are better than 99.9% of the commercials that get shown.


We learned from AFV the winners were always kids and animals.
 
2014-01-30 10:35:25 PM

Molavian: Necco Wafers are the food of gods, heathen.


Are you kidding me? Necco Wafers are one of the worst possible things to find in your Halloween basket
That said, I will gladly trade you all of my Necco Wafers for all of your Smarties. American Smarties, that is.

/you enjoy your garbage, I'll enjoy mine.
 
2014-01-30 10:44:54 PM

Theory Of Null: Oldiron_79: <strong><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/8123165/89019183#c89019183" target="_blank">AliceBToklasLives</a>:</strong> <em>Why do they need to spend money advertising?  Who hasn't heard of Doritos?</em>

THIS. Who hasnt eaten doritos before?

[news.nationalgeographic.com image 461x343]

Though, the two guys covered in orange might have.


Any relation?

media.fooducate.com


And, while we're at it, another tub girl (NSFW).
 
2014-01-30 10:45:39 PM
I can see the ad itself was green-screened, but a kid attempting to "ride" on the back of your dog is a great way for your dog to end up with a broken spine.
 
2014-01-30 10:52:56 PM
Those were all terrible.
 
2014-01-30 10:54:40 PM

AliceBToklasLives: Why do they need to spend money advertising?  Who hasn't heard of Doritos?


i know right!

http://www.coca-colacompany.com/contact-us/faqs

one could speculate Coke spends $3.5 Billion a year ... and who hasn't heard of Coke!

/brand familiarity isn't the point... it's the programming to spur an action when faced with a choice
 
2014-01-30 10:55:58 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: The Flexecutioner: when they start packaging and selling containers of the doritos dust i will buy it.  until then, nah.  i dont eat many chips.  too easy to over-eat for me so i have to abstain.

That is because you are weak.


yes, i try to eat healthier because i am weak to the unhealthier options.  my next battle is with dessert.  it is a real problem for me.  doritos has suitable replacements for snack/binge food that are less evil.  worthwhile psuedo-desserts are much harder to find.
 
2014-01-30 10:56:39 PM

American Decency Association: /brand familiarity isn't the point... it's the programming to spur an action when faced with a choice


I know, right.

Who doesn't thumb through the yellow pages for someone. Oh, oops!

You mean things change?!
 
2014-01-30 11:12:52 PM

American Decency Association: AliceBToklasLives: Why do they need to spend money advertising?  Who hasn't heard of Doritos?

i know right!

http://www.coca-colacompany.com/contact-us/faqs

one could speculate Coke spends $3.5 Billion a year ... and who hasn't heard of Coke!

/brand familiarity isn't the point... it's the programming to spur an action when faced with a choice


Wait a second.  I thought the goal of marketing was to respond to our needs, not to create needs or "program us."  That's in every marketing textbook.
 
2014-01-30 11:31:13 PM
Yes go ahead and watch our ads and definitely have a favorite from watching all the ads. Watch the ads and choose which one you like the most to watch and like the most. So watch them and form an opinion and then look forward to seeing the ad again later again.
 
2014-01-30 11:44:24 PM
Why the fark would I watch a commercial?
 
2014-01-30 11:47:36 PM
The only reason I like stories like this is that they allow me the chance to complain about the sponsored stories / featured partners (which allow no comments and thus destroy the idea of Fark), and being nagged for using ADP while on Fark.

/at least no caps lock
 
2014-01-30 11:54:34 PM

walktoanarcade: It's kind of messed up that when I see "Doritos" I think of Jay Leno and bad comedy.

I like Doritos now and then.


You sound old


CRUNCH ALL YOU WANT, WE'LL MAKE MORE!

/my lawn, off
 
2014-01-31 12:00:48 AM

Brainsick: walktoanarcade: It's kind of messed up that when I see "Doritos" I think of Jay Leno and bad comedy.

I like Doritos now and then.

You sound old


CRUNCH ALL YOU WANT, WE'LL MAKE MORE!

/my lawn, off


Why do people associate Jay Leno with comedy? He has got to be the most painfully unfunny person on the planet.
 
2014-01-31 12:03:58 AM
Meh. Get rid of "dfi" and then you'll have a story.
 
2014-01-31 12:07:57 AM
FTFA: "When you trick-or-treated...the house that handed out Doritos was the best. "

Bull-farking-shiat King sizde candy bar house was the best, And there are a LOT of other things that beat out Doritos trick or treating.

Tools.
 
2014-01-31 12:17:58 AM

Pointy Tail of Satan: Do you know how much GMO corn goes into a Dorito? Dude, that corn doesn't pass through you. It WALKS THROUGH YOU! It glides, like a manic kid on a sled, while your intestines freak out over the sea shanties, trying to defend themselves with huge increases in bile and acid, eventually turning you into a quivering mass of Stage 4 carcinoma.

Anyway, go ahead and enjoy your ads from HELL. Your flaming pit awaits! (Yes, we know what you did. And we know that too.)


#gmo #shiatposting #nomoremeds #iamontheinternet #morelikefritoliecorporation #cancer
 
2014-01-31 12:52:01 AM

Oldiron_79: AliceBToklasLives: Why do they need to spend money advertising?  Who hasn't heard of Doritos?

THIS. Who hasnt eaten doritos before?


It isn't about drawing in new people.  It's essentially about reminding people they still spend money.  Coke has admitted as much.  They keep paying for Super Bowl ads because they're expected to...if they stop, people might think something's wrong.

/srsly
 
2014-01-31 12:55:24 AM
where do i vote for the glory hole ad?
 
2014-01-31 01:04:19 AM

Fade2black: Oldiron_79: AliceBToklasLives: Why do they need to spend money advertising?  Who hasn't heard of Doritos?

THIS. Who hasnt eaten doritos before?

It isn't about drawing in new people.  It's essentially about reminding people they still spend money.  Coke has admitted as much.  They keep paying for Super Bowl ads because they're expected to...if they stop, people might think something's wrong.

/srsly


(Cough) Bud light.
 
2014-01-31 02:47:43 AM

Fark Dupp: Here's one I was in this year that did not get picked as a finalist.

http://www.youtube.com/doritos?x=us-en_submissionsphase_10842_7


So are you the first or second dog?
 
2014-01-31 03:10:12 AM
my friends husband is the dude in the time machine commercial.

COOL STORY SIS.

/might be biased,but i dig it.
 
2014-01-31 05:01:23 AM

CipollinaFan: The glory hole was clearly the best.

 
2014-01-31 05:59:43 AM

AbiNormal: Why the fark would I watch a commercial?


A whole heaping cool ranch pile of THIS!!
 
2014-01-31 09:28:14 AM

The Flexecutioner: thisisyourbrainonFark: The Flexecutioner: when they start packaging and selling containers of the doritos dust i will buy it.  until then, nah.  i dont eat many chips.  too easy to over-eat for me so i have to abstain.

That is because you are weak.

yes, i try to eat healthier because i am weak to the unhealthier options.  my next battle is with dessert.  it is a real problem for me.  doritos has suitable replacements for snack/binge food that are less evil.  worthwhile psuedo-desserts are much harder to find.


Fruit FTW.

/Pineapple... the Chinese restaurants in the Northeast used to give it after every meal!
//Mango, Mango, Mango
///Baked Apples and cinnamon!
 
2014-01-31 09:45:16 AM

stirfrybry: I'm tired of commercials trying to sell me products by featuring idiots doing idiotic things.


Boy are you really going to hate the new WTFark video thing....
 
2014-01-31 09:52:39 AM
I laughed most at the time machine and ostrich. The rest are way back of the pack.


On the whole, there wasn't enough sex in these commericals. C'mon America, what is this? 1950? B.C.??

So I humbly present: Doritos... Nights.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DCkJw-IPe8
 
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