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2014-01-30 08:06:26 PM
Its not Caturday yet, why are we gonna have a silly cat thread?
 
2014-01-30 08:07:12 PM
Off to lead his powerful army of cherubs.
 
OGC
2014-01-30 08:07:41 PM
Rip Mao.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-01-30 08:08:02 PM

Oldiron_79: Its not Caturday yet, why are we gonna have a silly cat thread?


This.
 
2014-01-30 08:09:58 PM
funnycatwallpapers.com

Seriously, though, who?  I've never heard of this cat.

/feel sorry for the owner, though.
//always sucks, losing a beloved pet
 
2014-01-30 08:12:30 PM
Who?
 
2014-01-30 08:20:24 PM
www.fugly.com
 
2014-01-30 08:21:56 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Who?


RTFA?

/He's gone on to whip the terracotta regiments into shape.
 
2014-01-30 08:21:59 PM

Oldiron_79: Its not Caturday yet, why are we gonna have a silly cat thread?


Because this is the internet and reasons
 
2014-01-30 08:23:13 PM
I love his chicken.
 
2014-01-30 08:23:39 PM
Dumb looking cat.

Also should have been named "Chairman Meow" to make it funny.
 
2014-01-30 08:24:39 PM
Since it is a  thread about a  dead catcan we use this one just to mock them instead of glorifying the rodents?
 
2014-01-30 08:27:53 PM

Piizzadude: Since it is a  thread about a  dead catcan we use this one just to mock them instead of glorifying the rodents?


Dog like typing detected.
 
2014-01-30 08:27:59 PM

Oldiron_79: Its not Caturday yet, why are we gonna have a silly cat thread?


Oh shut up.
 
2014-01-30 08:30:12 PM

slightlyserious.com

RIP Thurston Howe

 
2014-01-30 08:31:21 PM
RIP Colonel Cattafi

i4.mirror.co.uk
 
2014-01-30 08:31:31 PM

ArmednHammered: Piizzadude: Since it is a  thread about a  dead catcan we use this one just to mock them instead of glorifying the rodents?

Dog like typing detected.


www.maplewoodlibrary.org

Nope
 
2014-01-30 08:31:42 PM

Oldiron_79: Its not Caturday yet, why are we gonna have a silly cat thread?


It's Cursday.
 
2014-01-30 08:33:03 PM
It's normal to feel sad about Colonel Meow, but I want to know what drugs this tabby is on:

img.fark.net
 
2014-01-30 08:33:30 PM
So... free cat?
 
2014-01-30 08:33:39 PM
So many cat threads today, you sure it isn't Caturday yet?
 
2014-01-30 08:34:02 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Dumb looking cat.

Also should have been named "Chairman Meow" to make it funny.


shiat... I have a Siamese named Chairman Meow. I didn't name him, though, my kids did. And the orange tabby named Milo? My wife's doing. I wanted to call him Potato because as a kitten, we realized he is very slightly retarded.
 
2014-01-30 08:34:27 PM

burdock: It's normal to feel sad about Colonel Meow, but I want to know what drugs this tabby is on:

[img.fark.net image 640x640]


www.cavemancircus.com

Ask his supplier
 
2014-01-30 08:34:34 PM
Never too early in the dead cat thread to post the 23rd Psalm from the LOL Cat Bible.
I've left instructions for this to be read at my funeral when I die

Psalm 23
Old Testament
LOL Cat Bible
1 Ceiling Cat iz mai sheprd (which is funni if u knowz teh joek about herdin catz LOL.)
 He givz me evrithin I need.
2 He letz me sleeps in teh sunni spot
 an haz liek nice waterz r ovar thar.
3 He makez mai soul happi
 an maeks sure I go teh riet wai for him. Liek thru teh cat flap insted of out teh opin windo LOL.
4 I iz in teh valli of dogz, fearin no pooch,
 bcz Ceiling Cat iz besied me rubbin' mah ears, an it maek me so kumfy.
5 He letz me sit at teh taebl evn when peepl who duzint liek me iz watchn.
 He givz me a flea baff an so much gooshy fud it runz out of mai bowl LOL.
6 Niec things an luck wil chase me evrydai
 an I wil liv in teh Ceiling Cats houz forevr.
 
2014-01-30 08:34:41 PM

Piizzadude: Since it is a  thread about a  dead catcan we use this one just to mock them instead of glorifying the rodents?


It would be an appropriate place for you to post freecat.jpg, do it.
 
2014-01-30 08:36:21 PM
For a second I thought it was the cat that was dressed like a southern gentleman with funny bow-tie and striped shirt.
 
2014-01-30 08:36:27 PM
Who? I'm aware of all Internet traditions and I've never heard of this cat.
 
2014-01-30 08:38:15 PM
Guinness World Records, global authority on record-breaking achievement, today (Aug 28, 2013) revealed a sneak preview of the upcoming edition of the world's best-selling copyright book, by announcing its latest record-breaker: Colonel Meow, the Cat with the longest fur.
The Himalayan-Persian cross-breed has fur that reaches 22.87cm (9in) and features in the new Guinness World Records 2014 book out on September 12.
                                          i.imgur.com
Alla this from the Guinness World Records site.  No clue what dying after setting records does to Guinness's figures.
 
2014-01-30 08:38:58 PM

Towermonkey: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Dumb looking cat.

Also should have been named "Chairman Meow" to make it funny.

shiat... I have a Siamese named Chairman Meow. I didn't name him, though, my kids did. And the orange tabby named Milo? My wife's doing. I wanted to call him Potato because as a kitten, we realized he is very slightly retarded.


Very slightly retarded? You mean he's very smart for a cat?
 
2014-01-30 08:40:18 PM
Was this Hilarious Cat Meme #378 or #632? I am getting them all mixed up.
 
2014-01-30 08:41:45 PM

laulaja: Guinness World Records, global authority on record-breaking achievement, today (Aug 28, 2013) revealed a sneak preview of the upcoming edition of the world's best-selling copyright book, by announcing its latest record-breaker: Colonel Meow, the Cat with the longest fur.
The Himalayan-Persian cross-breed has fur that reaches 22.87cm (9in) and features in the new Guinness World Records 2014 book out on September 12.
                                          [i.imgur.com image 580x327]
Alla this from the Guinness World Records site.  No clue what dying after setting records does to Guinness's figures.


Is it just me or does that cat look mounted in that photograph? You'd think they would photograph it while the cat was still alive.
 
2014-01-30 08:42:09 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: freecat.jpg


OK THANKS!

www.pensacolafishingforum.com
 
2014-01-30 08:43:21 PM

laulaja: Guinness World Records, global authority on record-breaking achievement, today (Aug 28, 2013) revealed a sneak preview of the upcoming edition of the world's best-selling copyright book, by announcing its latest record-breaker: Colonel Meow, the Cat with the longest fur.
The Himalayan-Persian cross-breed has fur that reaches 22.87cm (9in) and features in the new Guinness World Records 2014 book out on September 12.
                                          [i.imgur.com image 580x327]
Alla this from the Guinness World Records site.  No clue what dying after setting records does to Guinness's figures.


Like everything, the value goes up when the artist dies
 
2014-01-30 08:45:47 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Towermonkey: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Dumb looking cat.

Also should have been named "Chairman Meow" to make it funny.

shiat... I have a Siamese named Chairman Meow. I didn't name him, though, my kids did. And the orange tabby named Milo? My wife's doing. I wanted to call him Potato because as a kitten, we realized he is very slightly retarded.

Very slightly retarded? You mean he's very smart for a cat?


Huh. No. He's exceptionally stupid for a cat. He refuses to believe that he isn't a rabbit - he will climb into our rabbit's cage and curl up with him instead of stalking and slaying the long-eared little bastard. I get out of the shower in the morning, he rushes in and lays down in the little puddle around the shower drain. Just a weird, weird cat. Love him, though.
 
2014-01-30 08:48:22 PM

OGC: Rip Mao.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x281]


I used to have a cat called Chairman Meow.
 
2014-01-30 08:48:54 PM

Towermonkey: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Towermonkey: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Dumb looking cat.

Also should have been named "Chairman Meow" to make it funny.

shiat... I have a Siamese named Chairman Meow. I didn't name him, though, my kids did. And the orange tabby named Milo? My wife's doing. I wanted to call him Potato because as a kitten, we realized he is very slightly retarded.

Very slightly retarded? You mean he's very smart for a cat?

Huh. No. He's exceptionally stupid for a cat. He refuses to believe that he isn't a rabbit - he will climb into our rabbit's cage and curl up with him instead of stalking and slaying the long-eared little bastard. I get out of the shower in the morning, he rushes in and lays down in the little puddle around the shower drain. Just a weird, weird cat. Love him, though.


yeah, that is a dumb cat right there. Don't let it breed ok? The species has enough issues.
 
2014-01-30 08:51:36 PM
We have two cats that we love dearly. HOWEVER, WTF is it with the constant farking cat threads? Caturday even sucks anymore.
 
2014-01-30 08:53:21 PM
I can haz a sadz. :(

/Over the rainbow bridge to eat the never-ending fishes and lead his heavenly clowder.
 
2014-01-30 08:55:31 PM

Piizzadude: Towermonkey: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Towermonkey: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Dumb looking cat.

Also should have been named "Chairman Meow" to make it funny.

shiat... I have a Siamese named Chairman Meow. I didn't name him, though, my kids did. And the orange tabby named Milo? My wife's doing. I wanted to call him Potato because as a kitten, we realized he is very slightly retarded.

Very slightly retarded? You mean he's very smart for a cat?

Huh. No. He's exceptionally stupid for a cat. He refuses to believe that he isn't a rabbit - he will climb into our rabbit's cage and curl up with him instead of stalking and slaying the long-eared little bastard. I get out of the shower in the morning, he rushes in and lays down in the little puddle around the shower drain. Just a weird, weird cat. Love him, though.

yeah, that is a dumb cat right there. Don't let it breed ok? The species has enough issues.


Nah, he's fixed. All of our beasts are. I'm not a huge fan of cats, I prefer dogs, but I AM cognizant that they're valid pets, and they keep our snake and rodent problem at zero, pretty much (our yard abuts a large swampy forested area). The dog won't handle anything smaller than an opossum or armadillo.

/ nothing like finding an eviscerated rat on the drivers seat of the Jeep at 5 am...
 
2014-01-30 08:55:39 PM
Amateurs - two of our cats have the names "Puppy" and "Xy".  The other indoor cat is Robin.  Outside are Sage, Trixie, Flotsam, Beastcat, Zorro, Senor Yowls, Teeny and three unnamed cats.  We're all kinds of farked up.
 
2014-01-30 08:55:51 PM
One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
 
2014-01-30 08:58:12 PM

burdock: It's normal to feel sad about Colonel Meow, but I want to know what drugs this tabby is on:


Isn't that Li'l Bub, yet another internet cat?
 
2014-01-30 08:59:08 PM

burdock: It's normal to feel sad about Colonel Meow, but I want to know what drugs this tabby is on:

[img.fark.net image 640x640


Is lilbub, a polydactyl perma-kitten. From outer space.
 
2014-01-30 09:02:50 PM

Oldiron_79: Its not Caturday yet, why are we gonna have a silly cat thread?


Thursday night must be "Perpetually Single Female Moderators in their 20's" night.
 
2014-01-30 09:04:42 PM

Towermonkey: Nah, he's fixed. All of our beasts are. I'm not a huge fan of cats, I prefer dogs, but I AM cognizant that they're valid pets,


Agreed, on both points but still do not like them much. They have their uses as you pointed out.
 
2014-01-30 09:05:20 PM

baconbeard: Oldiron_79: Its not Caturday yet, why are we gonna have a silly cat thread?

Thursday night must be "Perpetually Single Female Moderators in their 20's" night.


Are they hot?
 
2014-01-30 09:06:57 PM
That was one awesome fur farmer. I thought my beloved Norewegian (RIP) was a hairy beast, but this guy takes the cake. Those must have been some awesome fur turds he horked up.
 
2014-01-30 09:07:07 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: baconbeard: Oldiron_79: Its not Caturday yet, why are we gonna have a silly cat thread?

Thursday night must be "Perpetually Single Female Moderators in their 20's" night.

Are they hot?


"Perpetually single". You do the math.
 
2014-01-30 09:09:46 PM
Guessing cause of death was enormous hairballs.
 
2014-01-30 09:11:38 PM

baconbeard: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: baconbeard: Oldiron_79: Its not Caturday yet, why are we gonna have a silly cat thread?

Thursday night must be "Perpetually Single Female Moderators in their 20's" night.

Are they hot?

"Perpetually single". You do the math.


port + storm + beer. = OH yeah...
 
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