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(Palmer Report)   The only thing more asinine than petitions to deport Justin Bieber? Petitions to let him stay   ( divider line
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2155 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Jan 2014 at 4:37 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-30 04:40:41 PM  
4 votes:
I'd be happy if I could just forget the little snot ever existed.
2014-01-30 04:53:46 PM  
2 votes:
The only thing more asinine than that is talking about the petitions...and Bieber's arrest...and his girlfriends...and his outfits...constantly on a site populated primarily by middle aged nerds who apparently hate him so much they can't stop farking talking about him.
2014-01-30 04:49:23 PM  
2 votes:

beefoe: Yes, but all the signers are from Canuckistan.

Damn straight.  We don't want him back.
2014-01-30 04:39:35 PM  
2 votes:
Jesus Hasselhoff Christ, who gives a sh*t?
2014-01-30 04:59:31 PM  
1 vote:
Good gravy. Deportation is a tad over the top, don't you think? If he gets convicted, make him serve his damn jail time. For real. None of this Paris Hilton "I served 35 minutes of a 90 day sentece" crap. Wesley Snipes did his time, so did Michael Vick. Let the little snot know that his celebrity status doesn't give him diplomatic immunity.

I know, I know. It will probably not happen. The gnashing and wailing of teenie bopper teeth would be cacophonous. I can just see the teenage daughter of the prosecuting attorney, judge, or one of the jurors... "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah! My daddy / mommy sent Justin Bieber to jail. OMG He's so cute I just love him and oh it's so unfair and...and...FREE BIEBER!"
2014-01-30 04:58:21 PM  
1 vote:
"Dear American Public, YOU bought his records. Obama"
2014-01-30 04:58:00 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, and while we're at it, Alanis Morrisette!
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2014-01-30 04:53:22 PM  
1 vote:
While I understand that there are laws in place to do things like this, why the bloody HELL would anyone waste so much of everyone ELSE's time and money to go through with it?!

Is it really that big of a deal that he's here?
2014-01-30 04:49:03 PM  
1 vote:

beefoe: Yes, but all the signers are from Canuckistan.

Or teenage girls
2014-01-30 04:47:50 PM  
1 vote:
It is futile to try to categorize anything having to do with Bieber as more or less asinine, subby.  The fact is that anything having to do with Justin Bieber is asinine, pure and simple.
2014-01-30 04:46:23 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-01-30 04:43:31 PM  
1 vote:
Simple solution here. Find every person who signed that petition, then take away their right to vote.
2014-01-30 04:41:06 PM  
1 vote:
"Supernatural" actor said, "Just saw the mugshot of @justinbieber. I gotta admit, she's kinda hot without all of her usual makeup on."
2014-01-30 04:40:42 PM  
1 vote:
"In accordance with its policies stating that any such petition filed on will be replied to if its digital signatures reach six figures."

I realize something's better than nothing, but...

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