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(The Australian)   Good news. Now the nearsighted can be giant douches as well   (theaustralian.com.au) divider line 19
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2014-01-30 04:40:59 PM  
Well they have to be giant douche to hit their target...

they have trouble seeing it.
 
2014-01-30 04:42:29 PM  
Finally catching up to something a webcomic joked about over a decade ago.

www.nukees.com
 
2014-01-30 04:45:40 PM  
Okay, Glass. Google *explicit material*!
 
2014-01-30 04:50:59 PM  
I don't even have to open the link to know that this about Glassholes.
 
2014-01-30 04:51:47 PM  
"can be giant douches as well"

Just like the headline writer!
 
2014-01-30 05:03:08 PM  
There are no good nearsighted people.

//racism is bad, but I'm perfectly okay with judging people for having worse vision than my own.
 
2014-01-30 05:14:07 PM  
I'm not going to have to worry about this, unless they make GoogleGlass for the left eye, since I'm pretty much blind in my right eye after radiation treatment.
 
2014-01-30 05:18:22 PM  
i.adultswim.com
 
2014-01-30 05:23:51 PM  
I'm so used to the glasses on my face I guess I just assumed you had to specify a prescription when you bought one.
 
2014-01-30 05:28:17 PM  
Two Fark greenlights back to back? Inconceivable!
 
2014-01-30 06:02:20 PM  
In ten years, everyone will be wearing some successor to Google Glass.
 
2014-01-30 06:51:53 PM  
Lol... i used to think people with pagers were douches.... Then cell phones....  Then bluetooth ear pieces (wait... i actually STILL think that about people with bluetooth ear pieces).
 
2014-01-30 07:05:37 PM  

T.rex: Lol... i used to think people with pagers were douches.... Then cell phones....  Then bluetooth ear pieces (wait... i actually STILL think that about people with bluetooth ear pieces).


I love Bluetooth ear pieces. They let me play a fun guessing game. Is that person having an argument over a headset or a psychotic tramp with particularly strong words for a nearby lamppost? Trickier than it sounds.
 
2014-01-30 07:13:45 PM  
Still waiting for some badass cybernetic enhancements to fix my awful eyesight.

/thank you hipsters for making thick frames somehow trendy
 
2014-01-30 07:33:34 PM  

PiffMan420: Still waiting for some badass cybernetic enhancements to fix my awful eyesight.

/thank you hipsters for making thick frames somehow trendy


Still waiting for eyed drops to restore elasticity in the lens so I can see up close again. Getting old sucks.
 
2014-01-30 09:15:52 PM  

GameSprocket: PiffMan420: Still waiting for some badass cybernetic enhancements to fix my awful eyesight.

/thank you hipsters for making thick frames somehow trendy

Still waiting for eyed drops to restore elasticity in the lens so I can see up close again. Getting old sucks.


My eyes are fine, I just need longer arms.
 
2014-01-30 09:31:55 PM  
Hate to be that guy, but I really don't get the hate. What exactly is so douchey about what's basically just a heads-up display?
 
2014-01-30 10:01:51 PM  

QuesoDelicioso: Hate to be that guy, but I really don't get the hate. What exactly is so douchey about what's basically just a heads-up display?


I hate to be the guy who forgot to take them off when going to the men bathroom at a bar
 
2014-01-31 06:13:45 AM  

netgamer7k: Okay, Glass. Google *explicit material*!


I won't lie, the first time I tried out the android voice recognition I instinctively commanded in a Picard-like tone "Computer, locate porn!"

/and it worked
 
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