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(Reuters)   Dear Parliament, Please excuse Yanukovich from the Presidency today, he's sick. Signed - Yanukovich's Mom   (reuters.com) divider line 17
    More: Dumbass, Viktor Yanukovych, Ukraine, presidents, Wladimir Klitschko  
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2014-01-30 04:50:30 PM
To the Viktor goes the spoiled.
 
2014-01-30 04:51:35 PM
He was feeling funkadelic.
 
2014-01-30 04:58:32 PM
Well, at least he hasn't developed a severe case of Kalishnakoff... yet.
 
2014-01-30 04:59:01 PM
Do those pictures seem off to anyone? they look like screen grabs from a video game.
 
2014-01-30 05:01:04 PM

delciotto: Do those pictures seem off to anyone? they look like screen grabs from a video game.


Lens flare, smoke, faceless figures in body armor in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Sounds like a video game/Ukraine.
 
2014-01-30 05:06:56 PM
Weak headline
 
2014-01-30 05:07:21 PM

ClavellBCMI: Well, at least he hasn't developed a severe case of Kalishnakoff... yet.


6/10 That should get some nibbles.
 
2014-01-30 05:15:32 PM
I wish Muscovites had collective balls like this.
 
2014-01-30 05:22:10 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: ClavellBCMI: Well, at least he hasn't developed a severe case of Kalishnakoff... yet.

6/10 That should get some nibbles.


Would that be an Itis or syndrome or what??
 
2014-01-30 05:25:13 PM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: I wish Muscovites had collective balls like this.


Go home, 15th century, you're drunk
 
2014-01-30 06:23:13 PM
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I get it, subby
 
2014-01-30 06:24:15 PM
I thought both of Yanukovich's parents were dead?
 
2014-01-30 07:24:31 PM

Lionel Mandrake: I get it, subby


Thank god I don't have to be first!

/old show is old
//and farking hilarious
 
2014-01-30 10:02:19 PM
I can see why this is headline news over there.  A president shouldn't be callin' in sick.  Especially if he gets a fat paycheck like a surgeon or something.  Maybe it's just because I'm some white and nerdy couch potato in the Amish paradise that is America, but I think he should stop making phony calls and just do his damn job.
 
2014-01-31 04:21:08 PM

CourtroomWolf: I can see why this is headline news over there.  A president shouldn't be callin' in sick.  Especially if he gets a fat paycheck like a surgeon or something.  Maybe it's just because I'm some white and nerdy couch potato in the Amish paradise that is America, but I think he should stop making phony calls and just do his damn job.


He'll probably try to pass it all off as a bad hair day, too. Hell, if he's not going to do his job, I bet the security services are having a party. In the CIA, do you think they ever shut down when Obama goes golfing? But over there, everything's as dangerous as running with scissors. I mean, this guy is obviously worse than that Canadian idiot, Harper.
 
2014-01-31 04:24:51 PM

LewDux: omnibus_necanda_sunt: I wish Muscovites had collective balls like this.

Go home, 15th century, you're drunk


"Muscovite" is still the correct demonym for residents of Moscow, just like New Yorker or Bostonian or Seattleite.
 
2014-01-31 04:28:27 PM
July 21, 2007 
Dear Madame Speaker: (Dear Mr. [Senate] President [pro tem]:)
This morning I will undergo a routine medical procedure requiring sedation. In view of present circumstances, I have determined to transfer temporarily my Constitutional powers and duties to the Vice President during the brief period of the procedure and recovery.
In accordance with the provisions of Section 3 of the Twenty-Fifth Amendment to the United States Constitution, this letter shall constitute my written declaration that I am unable to discharge the Constitutional powers and duties of the office of the President of the United States. Pursuant to Section 3, the Vice President shall discharge those powers and duties as Acting President until I transmit to you a written declaration that I am able to resume the discharge of those powers and duties.
Sincerely,
George W. Bush
 
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