Super Chronic: Fox News might make me less informed, but the important thing is that it makes me more infromed.
Charles Martel: You're jealous because Sarah's pretty.
MFAWG: I check the Fox mobile site every morning so I know what the outrage du jour will be at work.
H31N0US: I was at the gym this morning. They have a wall of flatscreens, all tuned to some 24/7 news channel.I thought to myself: how did this happen? Whatever happened to just putting on headphones and working out?
epyonyx: But what about CNN?
Mike_LowELL: Or maybe FOX News viewers understand that your ability to answer pertinent questions about current world events is in no way a measure of how informed you are?
derpy: according to the study, MSNBC viewers are more informed than those who watch no news. Unlike Fox viewers.Don't lump them together, subtroll.
super_grass: Correlation does not equal causation, and this isn't a before/after thing where people who watched no TV news scoring lower after watching FNC. They were mostly likely below the non-watchers to begin with.Don't ever, ever let a journalist interpret statistics for you.
rikkidoxx: It's kinda hard to make you dumber than you already are after watching 0bama speak, Biden speak, Holder speak and follow ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC and all the other Left Wing Liberal nonsense.
derpy: MSNBC is equal to CNN, and way ahead of Fox.[www.slate.com image 590x329]
Charles Martel: [img.fark.net image 485x327] Pretty vs. Not Pretty
NateAsbestos: Meh. You've done much better. Should have changed that to "infromed"
Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: The survey takers asked 5 questions.And you can claim bragging rights if your viewers get almost 2 right?Unless they were surveying this guy:[upload.wikimedia.org image 251x357]There shouldn't be a winner.
JerseyTim: I feel like the MSNBC one would be higher if they just ditched Chris Matthews.
Mike_LowELL: NateAsbestos: Meh. You've done much better. Should have changed that to "infromed"Philosophers and scientists will spend years analyzing that post. Lol. Even my worst posts are better than the combined works of Nietzsche, Kant, Beck, and Wittgenstein. The worldwide electrical grid skips a beat every time I hit the "Add Comment" button. And yet, you concluded in thirty seconds that I have done "much better"? Read Oh My God Obama Is On The Ceiling And He Is Going to Attack Me before posting again. Please. I beg of you. Your ignorance on the topic of Ceiling Crawler Obama is staggering.
jso2897: rikkidoxx: It's kinda hard to make you dumber than you already are after watching 0bama speak, Biden speak, Holder speak and follow ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC and all the other Left Wing Liberal nonsense."I'm rubber, you're glue, and everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you" got old for most of us around the sixth grade.
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