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(Washington Post)   Majestic snowy owl takes up residence in Washington DC, is promptly hit by Metro bus   ( divider line
    More: Fail, Metrobus, Washington DC, wildlife rehabilitation, Audubon Society, pain medicine, National Zoo  
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4814 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Jan 2014 at 3:10 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-30 03:10:27 PM  
5 votes:
Maybe it should have taken a plane
2014-01-30 02:33:16 PM  
5 votes:

And this thread is over.
2014-01-30 03:15:35 PM  
4 votes:
The wheels on the bus go round and round
round and round
round and round.
The wheels on the bus to round and round
Owl over town.
2014-01-30 03:18:30 PM  
3 votes:
2014-01-30 04:37:26 PM  
1 vote:

iheartscotch: dj_spanmaster: Harry was inconsolable. He really should have learned some healing spells! An obvious lack in his education.

I noticed that too. Hermione, pretty much, carried Team Potter. It's not that Harry or Ron were slackers; they didn't really read anything outside of the required course material.

/ Besides that whole episode with dementors; and I suppose you could count Dumbledore's Army

// Occlumancy doesn't count; Harry never really got the hang of it

He and Ron were too busy fighting pubertous.
2014-01-30 03:55:30 PM  
1 vote:

Hey, lady, where should i put this owl?

They need to be sure the owl is properly rotated before release

/poor thing. Metro bus drivers are the worst
2014-01-30 03:42:27 PM  
1 vote:
2014-01-30 03:36:54 PM  
1 vote:
2014-01-30 03:33:51 PM  
1 vote:
The owl was struck near 15th and I streets NW

...about a block from the White House.

2014-01-30 03:22:56 PM  
1 vote:
Take THAT nature!
2014-01-30 03:15:37 PM  
1 vote:
Was it a Superb Owl?
2014-01-30 03:12:23 PM  
1 vote:
I heard about this when I went to the bank during lunch and I laughed, then I felt a little bad, then I didn't.
2014-01-30 02:55:31 PM  
1 vote:
Man I thought my headline was better:

Snowy owl in Washington D.C. tries to play Frogger, loses
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