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(International Business Times)   Australians are hoping to deport all immigrants who spit and swear which, if successful, will make the remaining 2% very happy   (ibtimes.co.uk) divider line 94
    More: Unlikely, Australians, Australia, immigration, Kevin Rudd, South Australia  
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2014-01-30 01:59:55 PM  
Australians are some of the biggest swearers on the planet. Don't know about spitters.

I was over there listening to free-to-air radio and little kids were on it swearing. They need to deport themselves.
 
2014-01-30 03:21:51 PM  
Strewth Bruce!
 
2014-01-30 03:23:25 PM  
Completely banning their forefathers then.
 
2014-01-30 03:25:33 PM  
Minor but related threadjack:  What is it with guys who have to spit in the urinal when they walk up before taking a leak?  I've seen this all over, in several states in the US.  It doesn't seem to be regional or cultural.  I think it's gross.  What if you get a hanger that touches the ceramic before it breaks off?  Ewww.
 
2014-01-30 03:26:25 PM  
 
2014-01-30 03:26:40 PM  
All immigrants huh
 
2014-01-30 03:26:56 PM  
Again, why do Austrailians owe Asians a living? Why do Americans owe Mexicans a living?

/stay home, fix your own goddammed country....
 
2014-01-30 03:27:03 PM  
Yet another country with no use for Bieber.
 
2014-01-30 03:28:13 PM  
LOL seriously? this is akin to an Irishman asking immigrants who get into a barfight get deported.
 
2014-01-30 03:29:36 PM  

Walker: Australians are some of the biggest swearers on the planet. Don't know about spitters.

I was over there listening to free-to-air radio and little kids were on it swearing. They need to deport themselves.


If only there were some out-of-the-way island you could send them to...
 
2014-01-30 03:29:52 PM  
Well, what if you swear and then spit? Is that ok?
 
2014-01-30 03:30:52 PM  
d.ibtimes.co.uk

Oh god there's always this one idiot in the Fawkes mask in every protest.
 
2014-01-30 03:32:39 PM  
Really Abbott? A "behavioural code" that's so wide open to interpretation and abuse that the act of existing could potentially get a refugee deported? Why not just drop all the pretense and bring back the White Australia policy while you're at it?

/the sad part is the Liberal Party* would probably win another election if they did
//* Liberal Party = GOP
 
2014-01-30 03:36:57 PM  

mark12A: Again, why do Austrailians owe Asians a living? Why do Americans owe Mexicans a living?

/stay home, fix your own goddammed country....


Ahh, yes.

The fark OFF WE'RE FULL crowd cometh.

/ not that national sovergnty is a bad thing
 
2014-01-30 03:37:00 PM  

mark12A: Again, why do Austrailians owe Asians a living? Why do Americans owe Mexicans a living?

/stay home, fix your own goddammed country....


I know, right?  Why do these "refugees" have to be all like "Hey, I gotta get the fark outta here or I'll die" in the first place?  Why don't they just stay where they are and, like, NOT die?  Why don't they just be all like "Dude. Stop killing me.  Not cool, man." And then they can like fix their own shiat and not be all like getting up on my shiat and stuff.

Am I right?
 
2014-01-30 03:37:03 PM  

GDubDub: Minor but related threadjack:  What is it with guys who have to spit in the urinal when they walk up before taking a leak?  I've seen this all over, in several states in the US.  It doesn't seem to be regional or cultural.  I think it's gross.  What if you get a hanger that touches the ceramic before it breaks off?  Ewww.


Because crappy beer mouth.
 
2014-01-30 03:38:01 PM  
If I can't spit and swear, I'm farked.
 
2014-01-30 03:38:13 PM  

mark12A: Again, why do Austrailians owe Asians a living? Why do Americans owe Mexicans a living?

/stay home, fix your own goddammed country....


If only the Europeans had taken your advice.
 
2014-01-30 03:38:21 PM  
Minor but related threadjack:  What is it with guys who have to spit in the urinal when they walk up before taking a leak?  I've seen this all over, in several states in the US.  It doesn't seem to be regional or cultural.  I think it's gross.  What if you get a hanger that touches the ceramic before it breaks off?  Ewww.

Yep, I've noticed that too. I asked someone once, they said they picked up the habit in high school. Since I spent lots of time living abroad, I'm sometimes on the outside looking in when it comes to American culture.

/still doesn't get worldwide obsession with pro sports...
 
2014-01-30 03:40:08 PM  

GDubDub: Minor but related threadjack:  What is it with guys who have to spit in the urinal when they walk up before taking a leak?  I've seen this all over, in several states in the US.  It doesn't seem to be regional or cultural.  I think it's gross.  What if you get a hanger that touches the ceramic before it breaks off?  Ewww.


Someone spitting into a toilet is a problem for you? Interesting.
 
2014-01-30 03:40:08 PM  
Fark this shiat.

/ spits
 
2014-01-30 03:41:28 PM  

wildcardjack: Completely banning their forefathers then.


I believe it's the foremothers.
 
2014-01-30 03:43:25 PM  
dingdong: I know, right?  Why do these "refugees" have to be all like "Hey, I gotta get the fark outta here or I'll die" in the first place?  Why don't they just stay where they are and, like, NOT die?  Why don't they just be all like "Dude. Stop killing me.  Not cool, man." And then they can like fix their own shiat and not be all like getting up on my shiat and stuff.

Am I right?


Dingdingding! You're right. Think how much better off Mexico would be if their best, brightest and hardest working people STAYED IN MEXICO and straightened their country out instead of wimping out and running to the US....

I don't feel the US is obligated to fill itself up with people and turn itself into another overpopulated third world shiathole.
 
2014-01-30 03:46:01 PM  

dryknife: wildcardjack: Completely banning their forefathers then.

I believe it's the foremotherforees.


Sorry, pet pieve
 
2014-01-30 03:47:03 PM  
i.telegraph.co.uk

It seem America is the only country open to immigration, contrary to what you have been led to believe.
 
2014-01-30 03:47:51 PM  

GDubDub: Minor but related threadjack:  What is it with guys who have to spit in the urinal when they walk up before taking a leak?  I've seen this all over, in several states in the US.  It doesn't seem to be regional or cultural.  I think it's gross.  What if you get a hanger that touches the ceramic before it breaks off?  Ewww.


You think it's "gross" to place saliva in a receptacle that is specifically designed to efficiently dispose of liquid human waste?  Um, okay lady.
 
2014-01-30 03:48:34 PM  

shamalamadingdong: mark12A: Again, why do Austrailians owe Asians a living? Why do Americans owe Mexicans a living?

/stay home, fix your own goddammed country....

I know, right?  Why do these "refugees" have to be all like "Hey, I gotta get the fark outta here or I'll die" in the first place?  Why don't they just stay where they are and, like, NOT die?  Why don't they just be all like "Dude. Stop killing me.  Not cool, man." And then they can like fix their own shiat and not be all like getting up on my shiat and stuff.

Am I right?


There's also popular angst against "economic refugees" as well. A lot of them come from central Africa and the Middle East instead of one of Australia's closer neighbors.

Rather moving to one of the other nations in their region or one that shares their religion and culture, refugees choose to go to the one first world nation 2500 miles away.
 
2014-01-30 03:48:39 PM  

uber humper: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x388]

It seem America is the only country open to immigration, contrary to what you have been led to believe.


This.
 
2014-01-30 03:49:54 PM  

shamalamadingdong: I know, right? Why do these "refugees" have to be all like "Hey, I gotta get the fark outta here or I'll die" in the first place? Why don't they just stay where they are and, like, NOT die?


Sure, people from places like Iran and Afghanistan escape death by jumping to the nearest country.....Australia.
 
2014-01-30 03:50:07 PM  

mark12A: I don't feel the US is obligated to fill itself up with people and turn itself into another overpopulated third world shiathole.


We'll always be a FIRST World shiathole, thankyouverymuch!
 
2014-01-30 03:53:43 PM  

Walker: Australians are some of the biggest swearers on the planet. Don't know about spitters.


www.tucsonsentinel.com
 
2014-01-30 03:54:16 PM  

mark12A: Dingdingding! You're right. Think how much better off Mexico would be if their best, brightest and hardest working people STAYED IN MEXICO and straightened their country out instead of wimping out and running to the US....

I don't feel the US is obligated to fill itself up with people and turn itself into another overpopulated third world shiathole.


I'm a deeply conservative person who believes in strict immigration policies, and I can't even begin to tell you how incredibly, stupidly ignorant that sounds.
 
2014-01-30 03:58:18 PM  

super_grass: mark12A: Again, why do Austrailians owe Asians a living? Why do Americans owe Mexicans a living?

/stay home, fix your own goddammed country....

Ahh, yes.

The fark OFF WE'RE FULL crowd cometh.

/ not that national sovergnty is a bad thing



I never got how they came to the conclusion that that slogan was in any way intelligent for their cause.

You're not full, you're not even approaching "populous." Canada is twice as dense as Australia, population wise, and guess what, we're not full, we're farking EMPTY. You sad, racist wankers are less than EMPTY, YOU'RE A FARKING VACUUM!

"Fark off, we're full of shiat" would be a better slogan.
 
2014-01-30 04:02:40 PM  
We sometimes have day workers and immigrants of questionable status on the streets in California that get all riled up and and yell at passing cars; they grab their own crotches in front of passerbys; they roam around town in groups intimidating people with their behavior. I can understand why a citizens wouldn't want folks from other countries displaying menacing behavior.

3:1 the Fawkes mask guy gets laid by at least one of his altruistic companions.  That's why he's smiling.
 
2014-01-30 04:02:44 PM  
Mark12A
Dingdingding! You're right. Think how much better off Mexico would be if their best, brightest and hardest working people STAYED IN MEXICO and straightened their country out instead of wimping out and running to the US...

I wish there was a scheme or program where we could deport losers like you and trade for their brightest and hardest working.
 
2014-01-30 04:02:49 PM  

SirMadness: super_grass: mark12A: Again, why do Austrailians owe Asians a living? Why do Americans owe Mexicans a living?

/stay home, fix your own goddammed country....

Ahh, yes.

The fark OFF WE'RE FULL crowd cometh.

/ not that national sovergnty is a bad thing


I never got how they came to the conclusion that that slogan was in any way intelligent for their cause.

You're not full, you're not even approaching "populous." Canada is twice as dense as Australia, population wise, and guess what, we're not full, we're farking EMPTY. You sad, racist wankers are less than EMPTY, YOU'RE A FARKING VACUUM!

"Fark off, we're full of shiat" would be a better slogan.



www.cazr.csiro.au

fark OFF, OUR GREEN BITS ARE FULL would be a more apt slogan.

But that's not nearly as catchy.
 
2014-01-30 04:02:56 PM  
SirMadness: I never got how they came to the conclusion that that slogan was in any way intelligent for their cause.

You're not full, you're not even approaching "populous." Canada is twice as dense as Australia, population wise, and guess what, we're not full, we're farking EMPTY. You sad, racist wankers are less than EMPTY, YOU'RE A FARKING VACUUM!



http://www.mapsofworld.com/australia/population.html

You think these people intend on settling in the interior?
 
2014-01-30 04:05:41 PM  
Aren't spitting and swearing part of Australian culture? I'm pretty sure it's even in their national anthem.
 
2014-01-30 04:05:59 PM  

GDubDub: Minor but related threadjack:  What is it with guys who have to spit in the urinal when they walk up before taking a leak?  I've seen this all over, in several states in the US.  It doesn't seem to be regional or cultural.  I think it's gross.  What if you get a hanger that touches the ceramic before it breaks off?  Ewww.


Wait until you see some Eastern European pinch a loaf in one. I'm pretty sure that since you hang out in public restrooms, you're bound to see that happen at least once. Oh, and in case you haven't noticed any random boot prints on the toilet seat... I can tell you that those were made by your pinko friend Boris because all he had for a public restroom was a hole in the ground, over which he would squat. Nobody who has had to squat over a hole to crap in public gives a flying shiat about spitting into it beforehand.

...so vote Republican!
 
2014-01-30 04:06:53 PM  
sounds like a waspy, nimby, Aussie problem.
 
2014-01-30 04:07:08 PM  
So, isn't that everybody who isn't an Aboriginal, or is that what subby is implying.
 
2014-01-30 04:08:11 PM  
Give them the boot!

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-30 04:08:25 PM  

Shedim: ? Why not just drop all the pretense and bring back the White Australia policy while you're at it?


Because we welcome non white migrants through the front door.  Australia has controlled migration to the tune of 190,000 on a population of 22.6M and our biggest "market share" is from Asia. India and China account for 67% of migrants alone. Over 24% of our population was not born in Australia, they were migrants.

But, we reserve the right to choose our migrants based on things like education, background checks and police records as well as a vetted stream of humanitarian applicants. All humanitarian migrants are heavily assisted by the government at levels well above that of citizens/residents.This is why we don't like what we call "queue jumpers" who just hop on a boat and turn up, riot and burn shiat.It costs an absolute shiat ton of money and we don't think that average joe taxpayer should be on the hook for it.

There is a lot of reason why Australia sucks, but treatment of illegal immigrants isn't one of them. They can just get in line with everyone else.
 
2014-01-30 04:09:08 PM  
d.ibtimes.co.uk

WTF does "anonymous" have to do with this?
 
2014-01-30 04:09:18 PM  

SirMadness: super_grass: mark12A: Again, why do Austrailians owe Asians a living? Why do Americans owe Mexicans a living?

/stay home, fix your own goddammed country....

Ahh, yes.

The fark OFF WE'RE FULL crowd cometh.

/ not that national sovergnty is a bad thing


I never got how they came to the conclusion that that slogan was in any way intelligent for their cause.

You're not full, you're not even approaching "populous." Canada is twice as dense as Australia, population wise, and guess what, we're not full, we're farking EMPTY. You sad, racist wankers are less than EMPTY, YOU'RE A FARKING VACUUM!

"Fark off, we're full of shiat" would be a better slogan.


To be fair, Australia does have some real limitations on its water supply. They could use the immigrants to build canals and desalinization plants.

I'd imagine that digging a canal in Oz is orders of magnitude better than getting shot at in f*ckedupistan.
 
2014-01-30 04:09:35 PM  

SirMadness: "Fark off, we're full of shiat" would be a better slogan.


I thought that slogan was already copyrighted by Toronto.
 
2014-01-30 04:09:51 PM  

dennysgod: So, isn't that everybody who isn't an Aboriginal, or is that what subby is implying.


The term "Immigrant" doesn't apply to people born in the place but to people who moved there from somewhere else.
 
2014-01-30 04:10:45 PM  

Ambitwistor: Give them the boot!

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 422x317]


Wow, that took a long time. For shame, Fark
 
2014-01-30 04:12:04 PM  

super_grass: [d.ibtimes.co.uk image 500x337]

Oh god there's always this one idiot in the Fawkes mask in every protest.


You don't have "boundless plains," little girl. You've got a huge desert.
 
2014-01-30 04:14:07 PM  

GDubDub: Minor but related threadjack:  What is it with guys who have to spit in the urinal when they walk up before taking a leak?  I've seen this all over, in several states in the US.  It doesn't seem to be regional or cultural>


A lot of times, people want to spit; spittoons went out of vogue ages ago, and the urinal is better than the sink.

I think it's gross.

That's nice.

What if you get a hanger that touches the ceramic before it breaks off? Ewww.

a) WTF are you talking about?
b) "What if...?" scenarios are not reason to not do something. ANYthing can have a "what if" attached to to it.
c) Seriously, I don't understand: are you suggesting that it's possible for a guy to spit, have the phlegm stretch some two feet or so, make contact, and then snap? Even if so, if it snaps, the part that touched the ceramic would not be the part that returns to you, since it is the anchor on the other end that enabled a "snap" to begin with.
d) No, really: do you live in Adam Sandler World or something?
 
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