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(Yahoo)   Hillary Clinton is the largest front-runner ever in the history of a Washington post poll on Democratic presidential candidates, leading Joe Biden by 61 points. So she'll have that, at least, when whatever dark horse actually wins the nom in 2016   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Biden, frontrunners, Washington Post, Al Gore, Chris Christie  
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2014-01-30 01:10:51 PM  
7 votes:
1) Obama works with Ted Cruz to repeal the 14th Amendment for future elections.
2) Obama declares he was born in Kenya nullifying his two terms as President retroactively making Biden President
3) Runs for President in 2016 and 2020
2014-01-30 11:22:30 AM  
3 votes:

I thought he couldn't run again?

//I'm a bad person
2014-01-30 01:39:49 PM  
2 votes:
She's still losing to Generic Republican.  That guy polls so much better than actual Republicans.
2014-01-30 01:20:49 PM  
2 votes:

ManateeGag: flucto: I thought he couldn't run again?

//I'm a bad person

subby's talking about the other blah guy, Cory Booker.

That's who I'm rooting for. Because he seem like a cool guy, he is nice to strippers on twitter, two black presidents in a row will make the GOP loons heads assplode even more (and there's the potential that he could end his inaugural address by saying "once you go black"), that pesky rumor that he's gay (however unlikely and NTTAWT) opens the door for him to come out while in the White House... or he could just be a straight guy but get some republican heads to explode by dating one or several white women while in office.
2014-01-30 04:05:44 PM  
1 vote:

frepnog: ScaryBottles: Why because we're not dousing our trousers over the prospect of the GOP's bench

what the hell does that even mean?  is that english?

If anyone else in this thread thinks I was being vague or cryptic please speak up. See this is exactly what I meant about yahoo news. As much fun as this has been and believe me it was, I have more important things to do than troll you all day. So good luck, because if you're "right" then apparently we're all counting you.

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2014-01-30 04:02:02 PM  
1 vote:

frepnog: wow.  i know fark is a hive of liberal scum and villainy, but I would never have thought you people would stand behind Hillary.

There are surely better choices.  Leave Hillary in the past.

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2014-01-30 03:32:42 PM  
1 vote:

qorkfiend: You seem extremely concerned.

I am.  I don't really want some republican shiat head in office simply because the dems ran hillary.

ScaryBottles: That didn't come across as hysterical or anything......

you want to see hysterical?  let them run her.  the democrats will be LOSING THEIR farkING MINDS when the GOP takes the election from her.
2014-01-30 02:52:21 PM  
1 vote:

Infernalist: frepnog: Infernalist: So, who the hell is going to beat her?

anyone.  pinkie pie.  patrick star.  she can't win.  she is un-electable.

Give me a GOP name that can beat her.  Otherwise you're just pissing in the wind.

2014-01-30 02:34:44 PM  
1 vote:

Mrtraveler01: Maybe if the GOP actually had a plan to replace Obamacare, they would have a better chance of winning.

right now all they need to replace it with is vacuum and they will take it.

people HATE obamacare and feel like the president straight up lied about it.  this is FAR more important than any weapons or wars bush may or may not have lied about.  that affected non one here directly.

facts are not what is important here.  what people FEEL is.

all the repub candidate has to promise is to dismantle obamacare.

whether the candidate actually plans on doing it or now.

after all, obama promised to close gitmo.
2014-01-30 02:10:07 PM  
1 vote:
Imagine if Clinton won two terms,that would mean nobody under 16 years of age will have ever seen a white guy as president. I think that's amusing.

That's all I wanted to add.
2014-01-30 02:09:30 PM  
1 vote:
the obama healthcare clusterfark has guaranteed our next president will be republican.

after clinton we got bush.

then we got obama.

we will get a republican next, and if any of you idiots thinks Hillary has a snowball's chance in hell of being president, you are all in-farking-sane.  She is too old now and her ideals are in the shiatter.

/not looking forward to a new repub pres, but anything has to be better than this.

//the next pres will likely focus on stopping legal MJ and gay marriage.

///unless we get really lucky and get a young charismatic republican nom with some good ideas.

////who am i kidding
2014-01-30 01:58:02 PM  
1 vote:
Don't you think she looks tired?
2014-01-30 01:54:35 PM  
1 vote:
They're both too damned old.
2014-01-30 01:52:33 PM  
1 vote:
2014-01-30 01:46:23 PM  
1 vote:
The GOP numbers offer more proof that their batshiat crazy members aren't on the fringe. They're the mainstream of the party now:

• Paul Ryan 20%
• Jeb Bush 18%
• Chris Christie 13%
• Ted Cruz 12%
• Marco Rubio 10%
• Rand Paul 11%
2014-01-30 01:42:59 PM  
1 vote:
Didn't the GOP learn last time about the dangers of spending all your research money and time on ways to defeat Hillary Clinton and forget about any other candidate so all you had was "he is clearly a Muslim Kenyan and therefore is not eligible to run for the presidency?"
2014-01-30 01:42:45 PM  
1 vote:
Alright, alright. I'll accept Hillary as the nominee on the condition that Joe Biden is once again nominated Vice President.

Come to think of it, I'd accept almost anyone as the nominee if they have Joe Biden as their Vice President.
2014-01-30 01:41:23 PM  
1 vote:
Subtle, but I like it.
2014-01-30 01:39:59 PM  
1 vote:
Hillary is too conservative to get through the primaries, but she makes a great windmill for the GOP to fight.
2014-01-30 01:34:11 PM  
1 vote:
A person foolishly pretending that  electing someone through a fair democratic election who is a relative of a past president is identical to a monarch where a royal has birthright powers not ever elected by the people is the same thing in 3... 2... 1...
2014-01-30 01:31:38 PM  
1 vote:
That's a damn shame. I farking love me some Joe Biden.
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