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(WTFark) Video WTFark looks at the coming American trend of getting some coffee...and a little pussy   (ora.tv) divider line 48
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2014-01-30 11:10:36 AM
5 votes:
That was TBS funny.
2014-01-30 11:27:51 AM
3 votes:

whizbangthedirtfarmer: Obligatory mod post: if you don't like it, give us some ideas!  Free ideas!


I've heard that some websites that show pictures of boobies are very successful. Maybe they could mix in some boobies with the regular links.

Oh wait...
2014-01-30 11:16:58 AM
3 votes:

jgilb: That was TBS funny.


img.fark.net
2014-01-30 04:30:29 PM
2 votes:
NBProducer:   I can vouch from my other (older) Fark account if you like.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the witness admits he's an Alt.
2014-01-30 03:46:36 PM
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-01-30 03:05:55 PM
2 votes:

NBProducer: mollybird: Warthog: mollybird: dj_spanmaster: I liked the skirt.

I wish you would've mentioned this before I burned it.

Are you her?  Or are you someone's newly created alt trying to drop a subtle hint that you are her, in the hopes that this WTFark thing sticks around long enough for you to become a thing?

It's really me. I can even get NBProducer to vouch for me, watch!

It's really her guys.  Watch what you say about her... she's has her eyes on you.


She's going to watch... us watching?

Lamest stripping game ever.
2014-01-30 01:25:35 PM
2 votes:
Oldest perma-liter chiming in:

The original fark way back when was simpler, so you got more people in the fewer threads. Thats why I stay a liter, the few times I've been sponsored it was all just so overwhelming. I understand you need to make beer money and all, and I've no problem with all that, its just not for me. So, adding a whole video channel or whatever this is is just more complexity.

I also miss the absurdity - haxxored by pigz, april fools filters, pickle incidents, slatted chairs, shiat that makes no goddamn sense. I love that. Those threads where people are just jamming the weirdest shiat for no reason. Love it. Its like this joint is taking itself so so deadly seriously, and yet still trying to keep the mantle of "wacky"... that never ever works. "Real News, Real Funny" Uh... Gotta go all in one way or the other.

I mean look what happened to caturday. Used to be funny as hell, now its people talking in third person for the pictures of their cats and well... *oogy woogy waves to thread*... whatever, thats their scene. But its more like a church group with paws.

Also: bring back rugby jock, FREE GORGOR, unban freepimpact, get -fb laid, release the boobies tag, and run every WTFark video idea past Mr. Coffee Nerves, as he is easily the funniest mf'er on this site.

And always ALWAYS remember...

I'll get over it.
2014-01-30 12:06:54 PM
2 votes:

Glendale: Maud Dib: dj_spanmaster:

WTFark is a fine idea, incorporating comments. But for it to hold value, it must have more of its own added value (unique commentary, jokes, etc).

So, they need to incentivize it a bit more, maybe think outside the paradigm shift?

Needs more synergy.


img.fark.net
2014-01-30 12:00:26 PM
2 votes:
dj_spanmaster:

WTFark is a fine idea, incorporating comments. But for it to hold value, it must have more of its own added value (unique commentary, jokes, etc).

So, they need to incentivize it a bit more, maybe think outside the paradigm shift?
2014-01-30 11:27:04 AM
2 votes:
static4.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-01-30 11:10:34 AM
2 votes:
Just don't click!

i.imgur.com
2014-01-30 11:08:23 AM
2 votes:
WTFark looks at the coming American trend of getting some coffee... with sweat and dead man's balls
2014-01-30 11:07:56 AM
2 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2014-01-31 08:26:42 AM
1 votes:

Alien Robot: whizbangthedirtfarmer: Free ideas! Just like the free stuff you've given us that we use for this!

It's been 10 years, but I'm still waiting on my free Guinness bar towel that I was promised.


So, you're an alt too?

img.fark.net
2014-01-31 02:57:13 AM
1 votes:

whizbangthedirtfarmer: Free ideas! Just like the free stuff you've given us that we use for this!


It's been 10 years, but I'm still waiting on my free Guinness bar towel that I was promised.
2014-01-31 01:58:05 AM
1 votes:
i clicked on that bullshiat last week. i wont get fooled again.
2014-01-30 10:07:42 PM
1 votes:
Why does it matter how old someones Fark account is?  These videos aren't very funny.  The graphics are jarring and the delivery is trying too hard.  A good fark thread video recap could be great.  Keep it up and maybe these will get better.  You'll get a few more clicks out of me before I tire of it.
2014-01-30 04:05:29 PM
1 votes:

NBProducer: mollybird: Warthog: mollybird: dj_spanmaster: I liked the skirt.

I wish you would've mentioned this before I burned it.

Are you her?  Or are you someone's newly created alt trying to drop a subtle hint that you are her, in the hopes that this WTFark thing sticks around long enough for you to become a thing?

It's really me. I can even get NBProducer to vouch for me, watch!

It's really her guys.  Watch what you say about her... she's has her eyes on you.


So an Alt created in December is vouching for an Alt created in January?

Altception.
2014-01-30 03:32:02 PM
1 votes:
hey u gaiz, i think i solved the low post count problem

img.fark.net

now it will only be a matter of time before the comedy gold starts writing itself :D
2014-01-30 03:14:14 PM
1 votes:

dj_spanmaster: mollybird: dj_spanmaster: I liked the skirt.

I wish you would've mentioned this before I burned it.

You know, that's a sad waste of good fabric. Aside from a slightly odd fit, naked children in South America could have loved it!


It would have complemented their 19-0 Patriots shirts nicely.
2014-01-30 02:59:25 PM
1 votes:

Warthog: mollybird: dj_spanmaster: I liked the skirt.

I wish you would've mentioned this before I burned it.

Are you her?  Or are you someone's newly created alt trying to drop a subtle hint that you are her, in the hopes that this WTFark thing sticks around long enough for you to become a thing?


It's really me. I can even get NBProducer to vouch for me, watch!
2014-01-30 02:25:24 PM
1 votes:

alizeran: Oldest perma-liter chiming in:

The original fark way back when was simpler, so you got more people in the fewer threads. Thats why I stay a liter, the few times I've been sponsored it was all just so overwhelming. I understand you need to make beer money and all, and I've no problem with all that, its just not for me. So, adding a whole video channel or whatever this is is just more complexity.

I also miss the absurdity - haxxored by pigz, april fools filters, pickle incidents, slatted chairs, shiat that makes no goddamn sense. I love that. Those threads where people are just jamming the weirdest shiat for no reason. Love it. Its like this joint is taking itself so so deadly seriously, and yet still trying to keep the mantle of "wacky"... that never ever works. "Real News, Real Funny" Uh... Gotta go all in one way or the other.

I mean look what happened to caturday. Used to be funny as hell, now its people talking in third person for the pictures of their cats and well... *oogy woogy waves to thread*... whatever, thats their scene. But its more like a church group with paws.

Also: bring back rugby jock, FREE GORGOR, unban freepimpact, get -fb laid, release the boobies tag, and run every WTFark video idea past Mr. Coffee Nerves, as he is easily the funniest mf'er on this site.

And always ALWAYS remember...

I'll get over it.


That. Was. AWESOME.

VERY well put.
2014-01-30 02:21:20 PM
1 votes:

Contrabulous Flabtraption: TFers - and to some extent liters - are funny.


So paying five bucks a month makes you auto-funny. Got it.
2014-01-30 02:16:41 PM
1 votes:

alizeran: Boo_Guy: alizeran: 


Mandatory nudity in profile pictures would help too.

-3 Horn-


I'd be fine with that, but I think I would fall under the 'People no-one wants to see naked' category.
2014-01-30 02:15:47 PM
1 votes:

StRalphTheLiar: whizbangthedirtfarmer: Obligatory mod post: if you don't like it, give us some ideas!  Free ideas!

I've heard that some websites that show pictures of boobies are very successful. Maybe they could mix in some boobies with the regular links.

Oh wait...


What's interesting is, they nuked the Boobies tag because advertisers might be offended (despite the tag being massively popular with Fark's READERS) but having a headline about getting a little pussy is totally okay.
2014-01-30 02:12:49 PM
1 votes:

Boo_Guy: alizeran: 

This is what I was going to say,  fark was much more interesting when it was "NSFW"

Going to a safe for work format really ripped a lot of the personality out of fark IMO.


Amen. How hard could it be to just filter all the NSFW stuff out of one login, and leave the whole site as is. Im not a developer, so I don't really know the right terms. Hell sensible erection does that, and I dont think they even have an administrator anymore. What Im trying and failing to explain is giving the option for one user id to log into either the full fark, with titties and gorgor included, or log in through the "Work" button or whatever, which presents the same stuff but with the dodgy stuff filtered out. So people can choose their own experience. I'd read one at work and one at home and be happy.

Mandatory nudity in profile pictures would help too.

-3 Horn-
2014-01-30 01:58:30 PM
1 votes:

dj_spanmaster: I liked the skirt.


I wish you would've mentioned this before I burned it.
2014-01-30 01:45:11 PM
1 votes:
Needs more pickle incident
2014-01-30 01:38:32 PM
1 votes:

alizeran: Also: bring back rugby jock, FREE GORGOR, unban freepimpact, get -fb laid, release the boobies tag, and run every WTFark video idea past Mr. Coffee Nerves, as he is easily the funniest mf'er on this site.

And always ALWAYS remember...

I'll get over it.


This is what I was going to say,  fark was much more interesting when it was "NSFW"

Going to a safe for work format really ripped a lot of the personality out of fark IMO.
2014-01-30 01:29:46 PM
1 votes:

whizbangthedirtfarmer: Obligatory mod post: if you don't like it, give us some ideas!  Free ideas!  Just like the free stuff you've given us that we use for this!

\remembers when Fark threads were on average at least 100 responses long
\\seems most can barely hit 20-30
\\\wonder if there's a decline in the TotalFark population?



If I pay for TF will turn off auto-play?
2014-01-30 12:02:41 PM
1 votes:

Maud Dib: dj_spanmaster:

WTFark is a fine idea, incorporating comments. But for it to hold value, it must have more of its own added value (unique commentary, jokes, etc).

So, they need to incentivize it a bit more, maybe think outside the paradigm shift?


Needs more synergy.
2014-01-30 11:51:28 AM
1 votes:

blatz514: Far Cough: So, as I was saying... MANY Fark threads are still running under TEN COMMENTS per thread.

Maybe some attention should be paid to the quality and quantity of Fark web site content, and traffic thereto, before trying to branch out with video that no one really wanted?

/sweat
/dead man's balls
/good luck?

Greening 9 threads at once doesn't help.


Fark's fallen victim to several minuses:
- loss of AWs
- more frequent moderator action
- more competition (Reddit and Facebook, particularly)

WTFark is a fine idea, incorporating comments. But for it to hold value, it must have more of its own added value (unique commentary, jokes, etc).
2014-01-30 11:50:22 AM
1 votes:
No more BIE.

Sort of miss the stripper AW.

/eip
2014-01-30 11:44:58 AM
1 votes:
Glitchwerks:
I've made a few comments recently and have had people take them out of context in an effort to start a flame war.  I've noticed some Farkers saying they have over a hundred people on their ignore list.

148. Not counting the 75 or so that are troll grey #7.
2014-01-30 11:43:25 AM
1 votes:
www.seemslegit.com
2014-01-30 11:39:09 AM
1 votes:

whizbangthedirtfarmer: Obligatory mod post: if you don't like it, give us some ideas!  Free ideas!  Just like the free stuff you've given us that we use for this!

\remembers when Fark threads were on average at least 100 responses long
\\seems most can barely hit 20-30
\\\wonder if there's a decline in the TotalFark population?


I'd say it has more to do with the fact that there's so much trolling, and not enough witty or informative posters any more.  The thread about the kid who tried to commit suicide is a good example of trolling that is just not, in my honest opinion, conducive to good discussion.

I've made a few comments recently and have had people take them out of context in an effort to start a flame war.  I've noticed some Farkers saying they have over a hundred people on their ignore list.

I'm only going to speak for myself here, but it's just not worth posting any more if a few people are going to turn things into a flame war.  It's too frustrating and my time would be better spent elsewhere.
2014-01-30 11:34:52 AM
1 votes:

RminusQ: WTF is WTFark?


It is what you think it is!

www.chicagonow.com
2014-01-30 11:30:55 AM
1 votes:

Theaetetus: dj_bigbird: Wow, looks like they took our advice on her wardrobe.

They're monitoring these threads, taking our suggestions... that gives me an idea
I didn't like the jeans. I think she should dress up in a Spongebob Squarepants costume.


In order to get a more "authentic Fark" vibe, these should be shot in a basement using a webcam. With a poster of Joe Biden washing his Pontiac in the background.
2014-01-30 11:28:05 AM
1 votes:

Uzzah: I'm just wondering: why are you posting these to Fark? We already know what Fark says about these things. We're the people you're quoting.


You'll get over it.
2014-01-30 11:22:14 AM
1 votes:
They are awful, these video clips.
2014-01-30 11:20:56 AM
1 votes:
I'm just wondering: why are you posting these to Fark? We already know what Fark says about these things. We're the people you're quoting.

I get that this is trying to promote Fark elsewhere, and I guess it's fine for what it is. (That last comment was way too long to be zippy.) But why are we seeing it? It's like having Starbucks make you watch Starbucks commercials while you wait for your Starbucks.
2014-01-30 11:12:36 AM
1 votes:
Is funny because is cat no??
2014-01-30 11:12:33 AM
1 votes:
So, as I was saying... MANY Fark threads are still running under TEN COMMENTS per thread.

Maybe some attention should be paid to the quality and quantity of Fark web site content, and traffic thereto, before trying to branch out with video that no one really wanted?

/sweat
/dead man's balls
/good luck?
2014-01-30 11:10:34 AM
1 votes:
Brutal. A 15 second ad for australia that I cant skip or mute then a humorless recap of a forgettable fark thread. At least that chick was hot.
2014-01-30 11:09:43 AM
1 votes:
Obligatory mod post: if you don't like it, give us some ideas!  Free ideas!  Just like the free stuff you've given us that we use for this!

\remembers when Fark threads were on average at least 100 responses long
\\seems most can barely hit 20-30
\\\wonder if there's a decline in the TotalFark population?
2014-01-30 11:09:12 AM
1 votes:
NO!
2014-01-30 11:05:19 AM
1 votes:
Is Farktv back?

Ew.
2014-01-30 11:05:10 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
 
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