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(WTFark) Video WTFark looks at the coming American trend of getting some coffee...and a little pussy   (ora.tv) divider line 127
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2014-01-30 04:18:20 PM  
Created when we created the show... in January...  ahha!

I can vouch from my other (older) Fark account if you like.
 
2014-01-30 04:21:07 PM  
Just my few comments to help out...

1. Easiest way to improve this... get better graphics... seriously, did you use MSPaint to create these? try watching this in 1080P and you'll get my point.
2. Like someone said earlier, ditch reading the credits for comments you credit on screen.
3. Slow down the pace a bit. Think Daily show speed... nice and slow with a good punchline.. it's not about putting as many jokes into 5 minutes as possible, just a few *really good* ones.
4. Find Spentmiles and hire that guy (miss seeing you post dude).
 
2014-01-30 04:30:29 PM  
NBProducer:   I can vouch from my other (older) Fark account if you like.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the witness admits he's an Alt.
 
2014-01-30 04:34:31 PM  

Warthog: NBProducer:   I can vouch from my other (older) Fark account if you like.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the witness admits he's an Alt.


I can vouch for her, too, and my account is almost as old as yours, warthog. If that matters.
 
2014-01-30 04:34:46 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-30 04:45:36 PM  

Baron Krelve: Brutal. A 15 second ad for australia that I cant skip or mute then a humorless recap of a forgettable fark thread. At least that chick was hot.


THIS....


really....

Am I missing the point behind doing these? Is there a target group? Any reason at all, anything, throw me something...
 
2014-01-30 04:46:35 PM  

Warthog: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the witness admits he's an Alt.


would it help if i made an alt to vouch for his alt?

oh wait

img.fark.net

nevermind
 
2014-01-30 04:47:47 PM  
Someone needs to tie the chicks hands behind her back or something. WTFark is with so much hand/arm movement?!
 
2014-01-30 04:47:56 PM  

Warthog: NBProducer:   I can vouch from my other (older) Fark account if you like.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the witness admits he's an Alt.


Obsessed much? You're like closeted Republicans focused on the gay.
 
2014-01-30 04:50:14 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: Someone needs to tie the chicks hands behind her back or something. WTFark is with so much hand/arm movement?!


Weatherman school flunkie?
 
2014-01-30 04:53:41 PM  

NBProducer: I can vouch from my other (older) Fark account if you like.


that would acceptable, so long as you can also provide a note from your mommy, fark is serious business

super cereal

//because having an old account with Fark = credentials

wow this new fark is breaking new grounds already, the future is so bright, i gotta wear shades

lelz can any of u gaiz triforce?
 
2014-01-30 04:54:36 PM  

whizbangthedirtfarmer: Obligatory mod post: if you don't like it, give us some ideas!  Free ideas!  Just like the free stuff you've given us that we use for this!

\remembers when Fark threads were on average at least 100 responses long
\\seems most can barely hit 20-30
\\\wonder if there's a decline in the TotalFark population?


Everybody migrated over to edgier boards like 9gag.
 
2014-01-30 05:00:00 PM  

Boo_Guy: alizeran: Also: bring back rugby jock, FREE GORGOR, unban freepimpact, get -fb laid, release the boobies tag, and run every WTFark video idea past Mr. Coffee Nerves, as he is easily the funniest mf'er on this site.

And always ALWAYS remember...

I'll get over it.

This is what I was going to say,  fark was much more interesting when it was "NSFW"

Going to a safe for work format really ripped a lot of the personality out of fark IMO.


Dr. Pepper ruined this place.
 
2014-01-30 05:33:36 PM  

thehobbes: No more BIE.

Sort of miss the stripper AW.

/eip


i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-30 06:05:09 PM  

Warthog: NBProducer: mollybird: Warthog: mollybird: dj_spanmaster: I liked the skirt.

I wish you would've mentioned this before I burned it.

Are you her?  Or are you someone's newly created alt trying to drop a subtle hint that you are her, in the hopes that this WTFark thing sticks around long enough for you to become a thing?

It's really me. I can even get NBProducer to vouch for me, watch!

It's really her guys.  Watch what you say about her... she's has her eyes on you.

So an Alt created in December is vouching for an Alt created in January?

Altception.


If only there was a way to capture an image of someone to verify appearance. Some sort of "light drawing" maybe.
 
2014-01-30 06:07:57 PM  
This is fun.
 
2014-01-30 06:45:16 PM  
LOL! No really, why are you guys watching this knowing that you're going to hate it and then have the audacity to thread-shiat about it.

I don't think its Grammy material but I'll continue to watch em and then click on the comments to see the butt hurt about it taking up valuable Fark space.

Some farkers aren't happy unless they're miserable.
 
2014-01-30 07:03:48 PM  

tonguedepressor: LOL! No really, why are you guys watching this knowing that you're going to hate it and then have the audacity to thread-shiat about it.

I don't think its Grammy material but I'll continue to watch em and then click on the comments to see the butt hurt about it taking up valuable Fark space.

Some farkers aren't happy unless they're miserable.


This comment makes me miserable

/thanx
 
2014-01-30 07:04:04 PM  

tonguedepressor: LOL! No really, why are you guys watching this knowing that you're going to hate it and then have the audacity to thread-shiat about it.

I don't think its Grammy material but I'll continue to watch em and then click on the comments to see the butt hurt about it taking up valuable Fark space.

Some farkers aren't happy unless they're miserable.


Trolling for a TF gift?
 
2014-01-30 07:46:30 PM  
I have been on Fark for quite a while and the Internet for much longer.

With regards to Fark and WTFark reader/viewership...

There are many factors that dictate how sites might make their content more engaging and so increasing the number of subscribers.

These factors have very complex and intricate interactions, so its not any easy task to distill this down into one simple rule.

But, again leveraging my extensive experience and research in to this difficult subject, it I would contribute one suggestion...

It would be 'gratuitous nudity'.
 
2014-01-30 10:07:42 PM  
Why does it matter how old someones Fark account is?  These videos aren't very funny.  The graphics are jarring and the delivery is trying too hard.  A good fark thread video recap could be great.  Keep it up and maybe these will get better.  You'll get a few more clicks out of me before I tire of it.
 
2014-01-31 12:10:58 AM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: tonguedepressor: LOL! No really, why are you guys watching this knowing that you're going to hate it and then have the audacity to thread-shiat about it.

I don't think its Grammy material but I'll continue to watch em and then click on the comments to see the butt hurt about it taking up valuable Fark space.

Some farkers aren't happy unless they're miserable.

Trolling for a TF gift?


uhhmm..yes?
 
2014-01-31 01:58:05 AM  
i clicked on that bullshiat last week. i wont get fooled again.
 
2014-01-31 02:57:13 AM  

whizbangthedirtfarmer: Free ideas! Just like the free stuff you've given us that we use for this!


It's been 10 years, but I'm still waiting on my free Guinness bar towel that I was promised.
 
2014-01-31 08:26:42 AM  

Alien Robot: whizbangthedirtfarmer: Free ideas! Just like the free stuff you've given us that we use for this!

It's been 10 years, but I'm still waiting on my free Guinness bar towel that I was promised.


So, you're an alt too?

img.fark.net
 
2014-01-31 09:53:53 AM  

Vespizzari: Why does it matter how old someones Fark account is?  These videos aren't very funny.  The graphics are jarring and the delivery is trying too hard.  A good fark thread video recap could be great.  Keep it up and maybe these will get better.  You'll get a few more clicks out of me before I tire of it.


It MATTERS how old your FARK account is.  Because it does.

/check em
 
2014-01-31 10:39:20 AM  

tonguedepressor: LOL! No really, why are you guys watching this knowing that you're going to hate it and then have the audacity to thread-shiat about it.

I don't think its Grammy material but I'll continue to watch em and then click on the comments to see the butt hurt about it taking up valuable Fark space.

Some farkers aren't happy unless they're miserable.


Who says I'm watching it?  I'm not.  I thought this thread was about Fark's business model and declining web usage.
 
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