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(Gawker)   Pizza Hut manager arrested for spitting on a cop's pizza, forgetting his liter of cola   (gawker.com) divider line 93
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2014-01-30 12:17:17 PM  
You have the right to remain silent... CHICKEN FARKER.
 
2014-01-30 12:18:57 PM  
Only a win-win if the cop had actually tasted the Pizza before discovering it had been spat on.
 
2014-01-30 12:20:30 PM  
ingat.info

/not like it was food or anything though
//probably helped moisten the shiatty crust
 
2014-01-30 12:20:36 PM  
Engle, who pleaded guilty earlier this month, had knowingly allowed a friend to drive her car drunk, which is also a DUI charge under Tennessee law.

So if your friend is good at acting sober you're pretty much farked, great law you got there....
 
2014-01-30 12:21:54 PM  
It's pretty easy to spot saliva within a vast pool of grease.
 
2014-01-30 12:22:24 PM  
Arrested for improving the food?
 
2014-01-30 12:24:38 PM  
Luckily he didn't shoot her repeatedly.
 
2014-01-30 12:26:09 PM  
Good. All food workers that spit in someone's meal should rot in prison where they belong.
 
2014-01-30 12:27:32 PM  
This is why you ask them to make it extra good, for a cop.
 
2014-01-30 12:27:43 PM  
That's not a very good idea right meow.
 
2014-01-30 12:28:08 PM  
Sounds like complete b.s. and most likely police harassment.
 
2014-01-30 12:28:28 PM  
Between the outrage I've read in tipping threads about spitting on food and the Fark cop hate, I'm curious to see where this thread is going to go...
 
2014-01-30 12:29:03 PM  
I'm torn - on the one hand, farking with food is juvenile, disgusting and should be dealt with severely. OTOH, it was a cop's food. I guess Pizza Hut should just do what the police union would do and give the manager a couple days off (with pay!) and claim that the investigation is "ongoing".
 
2014-01-30 12:30:07 PM  
Pizza Hut sucks ever since they discontinued their large Farva's.
 
2014-01-30 12:31:06 PM  

FunkOut: That's not a very good idea right meow.



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2014-01-30 12:31:43 PM  
Drive careful meow, you hear?
 
2014-01-30 12:32:11 PM  

gretzkyscores: I'm torn - on the one hand, farking with food is juvenile, disgusting and should be dealt with severely. OTOH, it was a cop's food. I guess Pizza Hut should just do what the police union would do and give the manager a couple days off (with pay!) and claim that the investigation is "ongoing".


They will be working diligently with the community and ensure there is training so this doesn't happen again.
 
2014-01-30 12:33:03 PM  
How about passing Pizza Hut off as actual Pizza
 
2014-01-30 12:33:48 PM  
Wow, you can get a DUI for lending your car to a friend?  That's some bullshiat right there - a little spit on a pizza is nothing compared to what I'd want to do if that were me.
 
2014-01-30 12:36:53 PM  
Ahh pizza snob thread, someone needs to get the beer.

Pizza Hut sucks.
 
2014-01-30 12:38:09 PM  
All police are corrupt and are still subject to karma.
 
2014-01-30 12:38:20 PM  

gretzkyscores: I'm torn - on the one hand, farking with food is juvenile, disgusting and should be dealt with severely. OTOH, it was a cop's food. I guess Pizza Hut should just do what the police union would do and give the manager a couple days off (with pay!) and claim that the investigation is "ongoing".


I'm not. Two wrongs don't make a right.  If she did it she deserves what she got. Even if this guy was a dirty cop or enabled dirty cops by doing nothing, which is in no way established here by the way,  her actions would still be wrong.  Not to mention completely ineffective. If she really thought that this cop was a problem spitting on his 'pizza' wouldn't fix a thing.
 
2014-01-30 12:38:23 PM  

JerkyMeat: Sounds like complete b.s. and most likely police harassment.


i knew you liked it on your face but i didn't realize you like to eat it
 
2014-01-30 12:39:14 PM  
Liter' O Cola? Do we have Liter' O Cola?

/Just get a large Farva
//I don't want a large Farva, I want a Gotdamn Liter' O Cola!
///Liter is French for give me some f**king cola, or I'll break vous's f**king lip!
 
2014-01-30 12:41:50 PM  
Pizza Hut is the worst pizza chain in America, bar none.
 
2014-01-30 12:42:32 PM  
As the defendant removed the pizza from the oven I observed her cut her eyes and look at me.

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2014-01-30 12:42:53 PM  

Egoy3k: gretzkyscores: I'm torn - on the one hand, farking with food is juvenile, disgusting and should be dealt with severely. OTOH, it was a cop's food. I guess Pizza Hut should just do what the police union would do and give the manager a couple days off (with pay!) and claim that the investigation is "ongoing".

I'm not. Two wrongs don't make a right.  If she did it she deserves what she got. Even if this guy was a dirty cop or enabled dirty cops by doing nothing, which is in no way established here by the way,  her actions would still be wrong.  Not to mention completely ineffective. If she really thought that this cop was a problem spitting on his 'pizza' wouldn't fix a thing.


Bullshiat. The right wrong can make a wrong right. I'm not saying spitting in an asshole cop's food is the best thing to do, but she definitely deserves to get some form of payback. She just needs to be more creative.
 
2014-01-30 12:44:04 PM  
Aren't cops immune to spit after a while?
 
2014-01-30 12:44:41 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Pizza Hut is the worst pizza chain in America, bar none.


www.belmontstakes.com
Really, worse than Little Caesars?
 
2014-01-30 12:44:56 PM  

Headso: Engle, who pleaded guilty earlier this month, had knowingly allowed a friend to drive her car drunk, which is also a DUI charge under Tennessee law.


idesofmarch: Wow, you can get a DUI for lending your car to a friend?  That's some bullshiat right there - a little spit on a pizza is nothing compared to what I'd want to do if that were me.


Seriously this!!! How can this even be legal.  A standard civilian is in no way equipped to judge the sobriety/inebriation of an individual... What if it's a large person who drinks regularly and even though they are acting and feeling sober, they're above the legal limit?

If you yourself are drunk, there is no way it should be your fault for giving the keys to what appears to be your much more sober friend.
 
2014-01-30 12:45:39 PM  

idesofmarch: Egoy3k: gretzkyscores: I'm torn - on the one hand, farking with food is juvenile, disgusting and should be dealt with severely. OTOH, it was a cop's food. I guess Pizza Hut should just do what the police union would do and give the manager a couple days off (with pay!) and claim that the investigation is "ongoing".

I'm not. Two wrongs don't make a right.  If she did it she deserves what she got. Even if this guy was a dirty cop or enabled dirty cops by doing nothing, which is in no way established here by the way,  her actions would still be wrong.  Not to mention completely ineffective. If she really thought that this cop was a problem spitting on his 'pizza' wouldn't fix a thing.

Bullshiat. The right wrong can make a wrong right. I'm not saying spitting in an asshole cop's food is the best thing to do, but she definitely deserves to get some form of payback. She just needs to be more creative.


You sound young, immature, and vindictive.
 
2014-01-30 12:45:55 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Pizza Hut is the worst pizza chain in America, bar none.


Worse than Raven Pizza?
 
2014-01-30 12:52:15 PM  

Buttknuckle: You sound young, immature, and vindictive.


Well you got vindictive right.
 
2014-01-30 12:53:09 PM  

Buttknuckle: You sound young, immature, and vindictive.


Also, I'm not going to take seriously an accusation of being young and immature from somebody called 'Buttknuckle.'
 
2014-01-30 12:53:59 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: sigdiamond2000: Pizza Hut is the worst pizza chain in America, bar none.

Worse than Raven Pizza?


Worst Pizza I ever had was from a place called Hobos but that was in Canada.

A mushroom olive pizza should not be made from green olives and canned mushrooms. God damn.
 
2014-01-30 12:56:37 PM  

idesofmarch: Buttknuckle: You sound young, immature, and vindictive.

Also, I'm not going to take seriously an accusation of being young and immature from somebody called 'Buttknuckle.'


will you take seriously comments about self-restraint and moral beahvior from someone named 'johnny_vegas'?
 
2014-01-30 12:59:40 PM  
I pretty much assume anything from Pizza Hut has been spat on.  Once you accept it, finishing the meal is easier.
 
2014-01-30 01:00:32 PM  

Headso: Engle, who pleaded guilty earlier this month, had knowingly allowed a friend to drive her car drunk, which is also a DUI charge under Tennessee law.

So if your friend is good at acting sober you're pretty much farked, great law you got there....


Sounds like a good law to me.
 
2014-01-30 01:00:43 PM  

johnny_vegas: idesofmarch: Buttknuckle: You sound young, immature, and vindictive.

Also, I'm not going to take seriously an accusation of being young and immature from somebody called 'Buttknuckle.'

will you take seriously comments about self-restraint and moral beahvior from someone named 'johnny_vegas'?


If they sound believable, sure.
 
2014-01-30 01:03:55 PM  
I've worked in places where I've seen servers spit in people's meals/drinks. Surprised the manager was so obvious about it. And it's not right at all that people fark with the our food but there are too many vengeful servers out there for customers to be acting like jerks to them. Have a service food issue? Just kindly ask for the manager and have them sort it out. No sense in antagonizing some wage slave who might fark with your food.
 
2014-01-30 01:06:17 PM  
Did she get fired?
 
2014-01-30 01:06:32 PM  
Wait,  A DUI when you didn't even drive?  That cannot be in anyway constitutional.

Also don't fark with the people who make your food,  This is common sense  The officer is an idiot.
 
2014-01-30 01:07:55 PM  

skinink: I've worked in places where I've seen servers spit in people's meals/drinks. Surprised the manager was so obvious about it. And it's not right at all that people fark with the our food but there are too many vengeful servers out there for customers to be acting like jerks to them. Have a service food issue? Just kindly ask for the manager and have them sort it out. No sense in antagonizing some wage slave who might fark with your food.

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This is why I have a policy of never sending food back. If something is improperly done I mention it after I pay so that the problem can be corrected for future customers. I have never run into a situation where the order is so wrong I can't eat it at all, so I roll with it.
 
2014-01-30 01:09:01 PM  

idesofmarch: sigdiamond2000: Pizza Hut is the worst pizza chain in America, bar none.

[www.belmontstakes.com image 360x270]
Really, worse than Little Caesars?


Absolutely worse than Little Caesars. I'd eat Little Caesars in a heartbeat over Pizza Hut. Every Pizza Hut I've ever been in smells like boiled ass and ball sweat. At least you know what you're getting from Little Caesars, and it's half the price of Pizza Hut.
 
2014-01-30 01:09:16 PM  

Warlordtrooper: Wait,  A DUI when you didn't even drive?  That cannot be in anyway constitutional.


Wow, this should be good. How is this unconstitutional?
 
2014-01-30 01:09:55 PM  
When keepin' it real goes wrong ...
 
2014-01-30 01:11:13 PM  

stuffy: Did she get fired?


yes
 
2014-01-30 01:13:40 PM  

sigdiamond2000: idesofmarch: sigdiamond2000: Pizza Hut is the worst pizza chain in America, bar none.

[www.belmontstakes.com image 360x270]
Really, worse than Little Caesars?

Absolutely worse than Little Caesars. I'd eat Little Caesars in a heartbeat over Pizza Hut. Every Pizza Hut I've ever been in smells like boiled ass and ball sweat. At least you know what you're getting from Little Caesars, and it's half the price of Pizza Hut.


Huh, that's surprising. I wonder if you just happen to live in an area where the region's locations are horribly mismanaged, because I've generally had tolerable experiences with Pizza Hut. I recognize that it's not high-quality food, but I'd never go so far as 'boiled ass' - exceedingly greasy, sure...
 
2014-01-30 01:14:31 PM  

sigdiamond2000: idesofmarch: sigdiamond2000: Pizza Hut is the worst pizza chain in America, bar none.

[www.belmontstakes.com image 360x270]
Really, worse than Little Caesars?

Absolutely worse than Little Caesars. I'd eat Little Caesars in a heartbeat over Pizza Hut. Every Pizza Hut I've ever been in smells like boiled ass and ball sweat. At least you know what you're getting from Little Caesars, and it's half the price of Pizza Hut.


Pizza places are like burger places. Everyone talks about the best and worst but for their tier they are all pretty much the same.

Dominos, Little Ceaser, Pizza Hut, Papa Johns... it's all the same slightly different tasting crap.
 
2014-01-30 01:14:57 PM  

pkrzycki: Headso: Engle, who pleaded guilty earlier this month, had knowingly allowed a friend to drive her car drunk, which is also a DUI charge under Tennessee law.

idesofmarch: Wow, you can get a DUI for lending your car to a friend?  That's some bullshiat right there - a little spit on a pizza is nothing compared to what I'd want to do if that were me.

Seriously this!!! How can this even be legal.  A standard civilian is in no way equipped to judge the sobriety/inebriation of an individual... What if it's a large person who drinks regularly and even though they are acting and feeling sober, they're above the legal limit?

If you yourself are drunk, there is no way it should be your fault for giving the keys to what appears to be your much more sober friend.



I can't believe there are so many people to whom this is a surprise in here....I've known of a few people get popped this way.
 
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