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(Click Orlando)   Not News: car stolen from dealership. News: the accused is a paraplegic. Fark: Using his cane to hold down the gas pedal   ( divider line
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1326 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Jan 2014 at 11:50 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-30 10:01:03 AM  
A salesman showed him around and he decided on a white 2009 Pontiac G6.

That's an arrestable offense right there.
2014-01-30 10:56:41 AM  
Must have been an automatic

/he couldn't drive a crutch
2014-01-30 11:53:12 AM  
2014-01-30 11:55:05 AM  
Pretty handy for a crip.
2014-01-30 11:56:38 AM  
Mr. Plinkett?
2014-01-30 12:21:26 PM  
Good job, Crip. USE that cane!

/a 2009 G6, really?
2014-01-30 12:22:00 PM  
You gotta credit this guy's determination.
2014-01-30 01:51:09 PM  
Auditioning for Johnny Knoxville.

Pitching a movie "Don't trust the cripple"
2014-01-30 02:04:19 PM  
Dnrtfa, but awesome on the guy.

/was it HandiMan?
2014-01-30 02:23:43 PM  
2014-01-30 04:13:11 PM  
"He faces a possible charge of grand theft auto."

A possible charge? If the story is accurate he stole a car. Are they giving him a break because he's handicapped?
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