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(CNN)   Hong Kong developer who offered $65 million to any man that wed his lesbian daughter has withdrawn his offer after an open letter from her; says he knows when he's licked   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Hong Kong, Hong Kong tycoon, Hong Kong dollars, lesbian daughter, tables  
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2014-01-30 10:29:45 AM  
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In all seriousness, the open letter she wrote to her father, coupled with his reaction to it, is heart-breaking.
2014-01-30 10:24:38 AM  
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Ms. Chow, I have a proposition for you.

I will get a divorce, and move back to HK. You and I will engage in a sham romance, get engaged, and get married.

Behind the scenes, my ex wife, child and mother in law will also move to HK. We can keep them out of the way on Lamma or someplace equally remote. I will take up "hiking" on Lamma on weekends.

Once your senile homophobic father writes that check, we can go our separate ways. You keep 400m HKD, I take 100m HKD. I'm not greedy. Once I pay repatriation taxes etc I might clear 8-10m USD. More than enough to retire to a decent middle class life here in the states.

Think about it.

Wait...if Ba Ba isn't keen on lesbians, he's probably not keen on gweilohs either.

Ok forget it.
2014-01-30 10:21:57 AM  
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Dadoody: [ image 850x569]

I'm not sure what the point of that picture is, but I'm not going to question its existence in this thread.
2014-01-30 10:04:30 AM  
1 vote:
Wouldn't it be cheaper and more fun for him to go bang some chicks, produce some sons and move on?

What's the point in trying to change a daughter?
2014-01-30 10:03:13 AM  
1 vote:
When she's licked, I think it what he means.
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