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(CNN)   Hong Kong developer who offered $65 million to any man that wed his lesbian daughter has withdrawn his offer after an open letter from her; says he knows when he's licked   (cnn.com) divider line 38
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2014-01-30 10:03:13 AM
When she's licked, I think it what he means.
 
2014-01-30 10:04:30 AM
Wouldn't it be cheaper and more fun for him to go bang some chicks, produce some sons and move on?

What's the point in trying to change a daughter?
 
2014-01-30 10:04:54 AM
Asshole, I only sent my application yesterday.
 
2014-01-30 10:07:07 AM
He'll probably adopt a son and cut her off.
 
2014-01-30 10:07:28 AM
Welsher
 
2014-01-30 10:08:04 AM
Little man in the boat overboard!
 
2014-01-30 10:08:19 AM
farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2014-01-30 10:09:31 AM

Dadoody: [farm6.staticflickr.com image 850x569]

Sharp Knees.

 
2014-01-30 10:13:15 AM

Dadoody: Wouldn't it be cheaper and more fun for him to go bang some chicks, produce some sons and move on?

What's the point in trying to change a daughter?


maybe his succession laws are cognatic primogeniture
 
2014-01-30 10:18:46 AM

ChipNASA: Dadoody: [farm6.staticflickr.com image 850x569]

Sharp Knees.


What knees?
 
2014-01-30 10:21:57 AM

Dadoody: [farm6.staticflickr.com image 850x569]


I'm not sure what the point of that picture is, but I'm not going to question its existence in this thread.
 
2014-01-30 10:23:20 AM
Asian dad meme was made for this moment
 
2014-01-30 10:24:38 AM
Ms. Chow, I have a proposition for you.

I will get a divorce, and move back to HK. You and I will engage in a sham romance, get engaged, and get married.

Behind the scenes, my ex wife, child and mother in law will also move to HK. We can keep them out of the way on Lamma or someplace equally remote. I will take up "hiking" on Lamma on weekends.

Once your senile homophobic father writes that check, we can go our separate ways. You keep 400m HKD, I take 100m HKD. I'm not greedy. Once I pay repatriation taxes etc I might clear 8-10m USD. More than enough to retire to a decent middle class life here in the states.

Think about it.

Wait...if Ba Ba isn't keen on lesbians, he's probably not keen on gweilohs either.

Ok forget it.
 
2014-01-30 10:26:16 AM

TheDirtyNacho: Asian dad meme was made for this moment


Why you Les B ian? Why not Les A+ ian?

Too lazy for imagery.
 
2014-01-30 10:29:45 AM
In all seriousness, the open letter she wrote to her father, coupled with his reaction to it, is heart-breaking.
 
2014-01-30 10:37:27 AM

Dadoody: Wouldn't it be cheaper and more fun for him to go bang some chicks, produce some sons and move on?

What's the point in trying to change a daughter?


He has two other kids already. Also:

"The successful businessman earned a reputation in Hong Kong for appearing on the pages of local newspapers and magazines in the arms of beautiful women. He once reportedly bragged of having had 10,000 girlfriends. "
 
2014-01-30 10:56:06 AM

WelldeadLink: Dadoody: Wouldn't it be cheaper and more fun for him to go bang some chicks, produce some sons and move on?

What's the point in trying to change a daughter?

He has two other kids already. Also:

"The successful businessman earned a reputation in Hong Kong for appearing on the pages of local newspapers and magazines in the arms of beautiful women. He once reportedly bragged of having had 10,000 girlfriends. "


Were they banished to the land of wind and ghosts?
 
2014-01-30 11:00:08 AM
I learned it from you dad. I learned it from you!!!
 
2014-01-30 11:01:46 AM
That's thinking outside the box.
 
2014-01-30 11:36:17 AM
What's ironic is the dad is not exactly a model for good stable relationship either. While his angle may not be religiously motivated he himself is single yet has had multiple children from multiple women. For years he has opposed his daughter's unconventional relationship.

OTOH the daughter is also dumb for publicly rebuking his dad because she may stand to lose literally $billions in inheritance.
 
2014-01-30 11:39:09 AM
That father is one sad man.
 
2014-01-30 11:43:00 AM
Appropriate: story about lesbian with breaking news about Bieber at the top.
 
2014-01-30 11:50:48 AM
Proving Chinese Lesbians are dumber than a bag of hammers.
Pick up a guy, date him, send Daddy the bedroom porn tape, collect the Yuan, then go about your business sticking your nose into her business.

Geez, this ain't rocket surgery
 
2014-01-30 11:56:32 AM

Clemkadidlefark: Proving Chinese Lesbians are dumber than a bag of hammers.
Pick up a guy, date him, send Daddy the bedroom porn tape, collect the Yuan, then go about your business sticking your nose into her business.

Geez, this ain't rocket surgery


Maybe she also learned despite her father that money can't truly buy happiness...or common sense.
 
2014-01-30 11:59:18 AM
Yes but is she hot?
 
2014-01-30 12:15:43 PM
 
2014-01-30 12:34:59 PM

H31N0US: Ms. Chow, I have a proposition for you.

I will get a divorce, and move back to HK. You and I will engage in a sham romance, get engaged, and get married.

Behind the scenes, my ex wife, child and mother in law will also move to HK. We can keep them out of the way on Lamma or someplace equally remote. I will take up "hiking" on Lamma on weekends.


If he has that much money, you would probably need to hide them in Macau or Taiwan.
 
2014-01-30 12:44:58 PM

Paris1127: H31N0US: Ms. Chow, I have a proposition for you.

I will get a divorce, and move back to HK. You and I will engage in a sham romance, get engaged, and get married.

Behind the scenes, my ex wife, child and mother in law will also move to HK. We can keep them out of the way on Lamma or someplace equally remote. I will take up "hiking" on Lamma on weekends.

If he has that much money, you would probably need to hide them in Macau or Taiwan.


Mui Wo should be good enough. Nobody goes there except tourists or FOB expats who got on the wrong ferry at IFC.
 
2014-01-30 01:24:22 PM

H31N0US: TheDirtyNacho: Asian dad meme was made for this moment

Why you Les B ian? Why not Les A+ ian?

Too lazy for imagery.



Excellent.
 
2014-01-30 01:24:52 PM

Dadoody: Wouldn't it be cheaper and more fun for him to go bang some chicks, produce some sons and move on?

What's the point in trying to change a daughter?


I think he truly wants his daughter to be happy, but in his old-fashioned mind, that means married to a man.
 
2014-01-30 01:35:10 PM
But I'm already half way threw my sex change.
 
2014-01-30 01:55:14 PM

H31N0US: Paris1127: H31N0US: Ms. Chow, I have a proposition for you.

I will get a divorce, and move back to HK. You and I will engage in a sham romance, get engaged, and get married.

Behind the scenes, my ex wife, child and mother in law will also move to HK. We can keep them out of the way on Lamma or someplace equally remote. I will take up "hiking" on Lamma on weekends.

If he has that much money, you would probably need to hide them in Macau or Taiwan.

Mui Wo should be good enough. Nobody goes there except tourists or FOB expats who got on the wrong ferry at IFC.


And Larry Feign, author of The World of Lily Wong. As for your plan, there's also Discovery Bay... Really isolated as I understand it, yet crowded at the same time.

/Kowloon Walled City would've worked too if it hadn't been demolished
 
2014-01-30 02:01:26 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-30 02:26:45 PM

HailRobonia: Dadoody: Wouldn't it be cheaper and more fun for him to go bang some chicks, produce some sons and move on?

What's the point in trying to change a daughter?

I think he truly wants his daughter to be happy, but in his old-fashioned mind, that means married to a man.


I'm sure a good old fashioned deep dicking from a REAL MAN would accomplish that.
 
2014-01-30 03:46:55 PM
Plant Rights Activist:

maybe his succession laws are cognatic primogeniture

Usually assassins fix these little succession problems nicely.  Being called kinslayer is a small price to pay for a good successor and healthy dynasty.

/was that really a Crusader Kings reference...
 
2014-01-30 04:48:44 PM

Paris1127: there's also Discovery Bay


I wouldn't do that to anyone. If there is a more soulless place in Asia, I've not seen it.
 
2014-01-30 05:51:47 PM

H31N0US: TheDirtyNacho: Asian dad meme was made for this moment

Why you Les B ian? Why not Les A+ ian?

Too lazy for imagery.


img.fark.net

Because I lol'd
 
2014-01-30 09:04:08 PM

WelldeadLink: Dadoody: Wouldn't it be cheaper and more fun for him to go bang some chicks, produce some sons and move on?

What's the point in trying to change a daughter?

He has two other kids already. Also:

"The successful businessman earned a reputation in Hong Kong for appearing on the pages of local newspapers and magazines in the arms of beautiful women. He once reportedly bragged of having had 10,000 girlfriends. "


Then he made his way to the gym in 20 minutes later.
 
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