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(KATU)   Shep Proudfoot nearly loses another friend   ( ) divider line
    More: Scary, Frank Arce, KATU News, wood chips, pelvic fracture, Bureau of Labor, friend  
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5031 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Jan 2014 at 10:52 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-30 11:01:00 AM  
6 votes:

/now that's done, going to RTFA.
2014-01-30 11:43:49 AM  
4 votes:
"There was a thought (that I was going to die) but it was more like something was telling me I wasn't going to die that day," he said. "I felt I had a lot of angels out there with me that day - a lot of people looking out for me."

What the fark were all those angels doing RIGHT BEFORE YOU FELL INTO A WOODCHIPPER?
2014-01-30 11:14:41 AM  
4 votes:
At first I was all

But then I was like:
2014-01-30 11:03:46 AM  
3 votes:
It's a good thing his coworkers heard him bark or there wouldn't be mulch left of him.
2014-01-30 11:20:16 AM  
1 vote:
FTFA: "He's on a lot of pain medication right now."

Dude! There are easier ways to get high!
2014-01-30 11:19:47 AM  
1 vote:
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