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(Talking Points Memo)   Former Chilean sea bass Wagner: "Wow, you guys are farking nuts. I'm leaving"   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 42
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2014-01-30 10:03:26 AM
5 votes:

ongbok: Skleenar: ongbok: New Jersey.

Named after a cow.  Jeez you guys, learn a little history.

A new cow I assume


they have diligently maintained that new cow smell for hundreds of years
2014-01-30 09:48:51 AM
5 votes:

powhound: What I have learned today so far:

New Mexico and Nevada were once nothing but a dream within God's left nut.


And Texas was once nothing more than a rumbling in his colon.
2014-01-30 11:30:38 AM
3 votes:

Slowdog: Maine was named after a street.


They added the "e" to tart it up a bit.
2014-01-30 11:14:16 AM
3 votes:

Pants full of macaroni!!: Zombalupagus: But to the Teabaggers, GOP congressmen should only be 10. Anything less is a RINO.

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/actually by now they're up to about 34


Tea Partiers use this control:

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2014-01-30 10:00:55 AM
3 votes:

Skleenar: I swear by Great Maron's Ghost, is there anything good that has ever come out of New Mexico?

As the only state in the union named after a foreign land, this shouldn't really be any surprise.  But seriously, how we even tolerate that nutria-ridden, Francophone province in these United States is beyond me.  We should give it back to the Incans.


california was named after a pizza chain
2014-01-30 09:20:28 AM
3 votes:

ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be a part of Spain.


Spain used to be part of the Ottoman Empire...

ZOMG!  Muslins!  It makes so much sense to me now.
2014-01-30 05:07:21 PM
2 votes:
What have I done? WHAT HAVE I DONE???

When you misread a headline, you get mocked by fark.
When you get mocked by fark, you call an admin,
When you call an admin, they fark with your headline,
When they fark with your headline, they fark with farkers,
Don't fark with farkers, always "read" the article before submitting
2014-01-30 10:52:26 AM
2 votes:

Skleenar: And if I wanted to be proselytized by Amish, I'd farking move to Brazil.


I read that as one big euphemism.
2014-01-30 10:10:58 AM
2 votes:

Skleenar: I swear by Great Maron's Ghost, is there anything good that has ever come out of New Mexico?


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// tread lightly
2014-01-30 10:01:15 AM
2 votes:

ongbok: New Jersey.


Named after a cow.  Jeez you guys, learn a little history.
2014-01-30 09:46:40 AM
2 votes:
What I have learned today so far:

New Mexico and Nevada were once nothing but a dream within God's left nut.
2014-01-30 09:44:26 AM
2 votes:

Dimensio: Hobodeluxe: ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be a part of Spain.

Spain used to be part of Pangea

Pangea used to be part of the space-time singularity that preceded the Big Bang.


You seriously want to stop it there, you couldn't do maybe Pangea -> Molten Earth -> Sol System -> Galaxy -> Universe -> Big Bang -> Gleam in G-d's eye? You had to stop it at Pangea? You bastard! :-P
2014-01-30 09:37:10 AM
2 votes:

finnished: LarryDan43: He probably got caught doing something and was asked to step down.

You know how I know you didn't read the article?


LarryDan probably just looked at the picture.
2014-01-30 09:35:41 AM
2 votes:

LarryDan43: He probably got caught doing something and was asked to step down.


You know how I know you didn't read the article?
2014-01-30 09:30:12 AM
2 votes:
"Is it crazy in here, or is it just me?"
2014-01-30 09:21:08 AM
2 votes:

make me some tea: I submitted this with a more accurate headline.


We all did.

We all did...
2014-01-30 09:10:43 AM
2 votes:

tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.


nevada used to be part of new mexico
2014-01-30 03:43:58 PM
1 votes:

dugitman: Istanbul was Constantinople


Even old Mirkwood, was once Greenwood the Great.
Why that happened I can't say, Sauron liked it better that way.
2014-01-30 03:24:47 PM
1 votes:
"The point is ... you are still trying to save the GOP when they start to eat you."
2014-01-30 02:49:12 PM
1 votes:

Skleenar: Mad Morf: New Hampshire?

Actually named after the Governor's wife's new dirty clothes holder.  It's archaic spelling.

Incidentally, it also was the inspiration for the Hamspster dance.


Ha.  Now THAT's in your brain.


The Hampster Dance is always in my brain. That's what my lawyer told the jury, anyway.
2014-01-30 02:23:13 PM
1 votes:

qorkfiend: [i.imgur.com image 500x500]


They never saurus coming.
2014-01-30 01:40:35 PM
1 votes:
Jeez, what's with Philosorapdelphia anyway?  Their cheesesteaks are grossly overrated.  What a dump.  You can't even get a decent fried ovoraptor.
2014-01-30 01:09:31 PM
1 votes:

Skleenar: BMulligan: We've got them in Seattle. A friend of mine got on the local news when when of them climbed up through her toilet.

Also, I feel compelled to point out that I live in the only state named after a Sweathog.

Which is a coincidence since the Scientific name for nutria, sudorporcinus means "sweat hog".


You're not going to catch me with that ridiculous story. Everyone knows that's the command you use to give a pig superuser permission.
2014-01-30 12:57:20 PM
1 votes:
Ahhh Turkey.  The Fresno of the Middle East.
2014-01-30 12:26:04 PM
1 votes:

Satan's Bunny Slippers: ok, now I know I'm not losing my mind.


Nice show, modmins.  :)


Turkey?  Really?  Is there anything good that ever came out of THAT state?  I got routed through Constantinople once between Atlanta and San Antonio.  I swear every announcement in the airport was in Spanish or something.  And not a single Chili's Two in the entire terminal.  What a dump.  We never should have bought it from France.
2014-01-30 11:33:41 AM
1 votes:

Vodka Zombie: Maud Dib: Skleenar: I swear by Great Maron's Ghost, is there anything good that has ever come out of New Mexico?

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I really like green chiles.

How is that green chili and Pop Tart diet working for you?


Great, I am quite regular, thx.
2014-01-30 11:33:30 AM
1 votes:
She actually used the word "orientated".
2014-01-30 11:30:57 AM
1 votes:
*claps*

okay, nicely done admins. You've taken my fail and made it awesome.
2014-01-30 10:54:28 AM
1 votes:

qorkfiend: Georgia is named after King George II, and North and South Carolina are possibly named after King Charles I (or rather, the Latin form, Carolus)


I said "foreign", not English.  They speak American there, you know.
2014-01-30 10:54:01 AM
1 votes:

qorkfiend: ongbok: Skleenar: I swear by Great Maron's Ghost, is there anything good that has ever come out of New Mexico?

As the only state in the union named after a foreign land, this shouldn't really be any surprise.  But seriously, how we even tolerate that nutria-ridden, Francophone province in these United States is beyond me.  We should give it back to the Incans.

New York, New Jersey. How about a state named after an English King?

Georgia is named after King George II, and North and South Carolina are possibly named after King Charles I (or rather, the Latin form, Carolus).


Wait....wait, wait, wait.  You are trying to say that King Charles was a transvestite?  This is just more proof that the Republican agenda includes hiding the truth of history from us all.
2014-01-30 10:48:32 AM
1 votes:

Moderator: Headline fixed


Arizona?  I swear, is there anything good that has ever come out of that state?  I mean, sure, it was named after an AWESOME sweet tea, but seriously--Las Vegas is a shiathole and don't even get me started on Provo.  And if I wanted to be proselytized by Amish, I'd farking move to Brazil.
2014-01-30 10:47:04 AM
1 votes:
Welcome to the club, Lt. Governor Wagner. We are a proud people, with a rich and proud history, and great rhythm...
2014-01-30 10:44:06 AM
1 votes:
Dimensio: Hobodeluxe: ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir:


Headline fixed
2014-01-30 10:16:50 AM
1 votes:

Maud Dib: Skleenar: I swear by Great Maron's Ghost, is there anything good that has ever come out of New Mexico?

[img.photobucket.com image 800x600]
I really like green chiles.


How is that green chili and Pop Tart diet working for you?
2014-01-30 10:14:02 AM
1 votes:
Maine was named after a street.
2014-01-30 10:06:21 AM
1 votes:

Merry Sunshine: Skleenar: Lost Thought 00: Skleenar: As the only state in the union named after a foreign land,

New York?

Named after Merriweather Clark's slave.

When did Lewis and Clark fuse into a single entity?


shortly after they were a gleam in God's eye
2014-01-30 10:01:57 AM
1 votes:

Skleenar: ongbok: New Jersey.

Named after a cow.  Jeez you guys, learn a little history.


A new cow I assume
2014-01-30 10:01:50 AM
1 votes:

sprawl15: california was named after a pizza chain


Here's someone who gets it.
2014-01-30 09:36:57 AM
1 votes:

Dimensio: Hobodeluxe: ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be a part of Spain.

Spain used to be part of Pangea

Pangea used to be part of the space-time singularity that preceded the Big Bang.


The singularity used to be a gleam in God's eye.
2014-01-30 09:27:52 AM
1 votes:
She's going back to her previous job, cryptkeeping.
2014-01-30 09:22:07 AM
1 votes:

Hobodeluxe: ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be a part of Spain.

Spain used to be part of Pangea


Pangea used to be part of the space-time singularity that preceded the Big Bang.
2014-01-30 09:09:40 AM
1 votes:
Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.
 
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