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(Talking Points Memo)   Former Chilean sea bass Wagner: "Wow, you guys are farking nuts. I'm leaving"   (talkingpointsmemo.com ) divider line
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2014-01-30 02:19:25 PM  

Skleenar: Incidentally, it also was the inspiration for the Hamspster dance.


Ha. Now THAT's in your brain.


www.themonolith.com
 
2014-01-30 02:23:13 PM  

qorkfiend: [i.imgur.com image 500x500]


They never saurus coming.
 
2014-01-30 02:35:50 PM  
Clever girl.
 
2014-01-30 02:47:54 PM  

Arkanaut: Clever girl.


*shakes tiny T-Rex fist at you*
 
2014-01-30 02:48:13 PM  

Skleenar: Mad Morf: New Hampshire?

Actually named after the Governor's wife's new dirty clothes holder.  It's archaic spelling.

Incidentally, it also was the inspiration for the Hamspster dance.


Ha.  Now THAT's in your brain.


No... what's in my brain is the original version of Hampster Dance - "Whistle Stop Stop" from Disney's Robin Hood.
 
2014-01-30 02:49:12 PM  

Skleenar: Mad Morf: New Hampshire?

Actually named after the Governor's wife's new dirty clothes holder.  It's archaic spelling.

Incidentally, it also was the inspiration for the Hamspster dance.


Ha.  Now THAT's in your brain.


The Hampster Dance is always in my brain. That's what my lawyer told the jury, anyway.
 
2014-01-30 02:53:50 PM  

hubiestubert: Welcome to the club, Lt. Governor Wagner. We are a proud people, with a rich and proud history, and great rhythm...


Then why are you in it?

/I keed I keed
 
2014-01-30 03:08:13 PM  
There's something strange about this headline...
 
2014-01-30 03:17:58 PM  

Jormungandr: hubiestubert: Welcome to the club, Lt. Governor Wagner. We are a proud people, with a rich and proud history, and great rhythm...

Then why are you in it?

/I keed I keed


Remember that Hubie has a background in theatre. That even includes...musicals...
 
2014-01-30 03:24:47 PM  
"The point is ... you are still trying to save the GOP when they start to eat you."
 
2014-01-30 03:31:10 PM  
In 2010, she would not endorse Republican Senate candidate Sharron Angle because of her "extreme" views on abortion.

So, she's secretly been a commie for at least four years already.
 
2014-01-30 03:37:15 PM  
Velociraptor now?  How many times is this headline going to be changed?
 
2014-01-30 03:43:58 PM  

dugitman: Istanbul was Constantinople


Even old Mirkwood, was once Greenwood the Great.
Why that happened I can't say, Sauron liked it better that way.
 
2014-01-30 03:51:22 PM  

Parthenogenetic: Velociraptor now?  How many times is this headline going to be changed?


I'm waiting for purple monkey dishwasher.
 
2014-01-30 04:02:35 PM  
Jesus Christ, now it's "Toronto Raptor"?!

Mods are drunk and/or trolling.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-30 04:07:33 PM  

Parthenogenetic: Jesus Christ, now it's "Toronto Raptor"?!

Mods are drunk and/or trolling.

[i.imgur.com image 250x205]


My money's on "Argonaut" for the next one.
 
2014-01-30 04:10:48 PM  

BMulligan: Skleenar: Mad Morf: New Hampshire?

Actually named after the Governor's wife's new dirty clothes holder.  It's archaic spelling.

Incidentally, it also was the inspiration for the Hamspster dance.


Ha.  Now THAT's in your brain.

The Hampster Dance is always in my brain. That's what my lawyer told the jury, anyway.


While Netflixing recently I realized that The Hampster Dance song is the main title sequence from Disney's Robin Hood, sped up by about 2x. farking blew my mind.
 
2014-01-30 04:22:28 PM  
PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER FTW!!!
 
2014-01-30 04:30:04 PM  

MFAWG: PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER FTW!!!


Does this make me a wizard? If so, I want a new hat.
 
2014-01-30 04:32:45 PM  

CptnSpldng: Chris Ween: Dimensio: Hobodeluxe: ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be a part of Spain.

Spain used to be part of Pangea

Pangea used to be part of the space-time singularity that preceded the Big Bang.

The singularity used to be a gleam in God's eye.

The goat in Maude's eye?


Maude will get you for that.
 
2014-01-30 04:47:31 PM  

someonelse: My father was a Republican. He died in 1993. I'm certain he wouldn't recognize the GOP now. He'd be disgusted with it, too.


I had an older lady friend who had been a republican all her life (she liked the independent, stay out of my business aspect of the party back then) who became dismayed when the religious right hopped into bed with the Gipper and "stay out of my business" turned into "we control your uterus". She left the party entirely when the first Great Republican Derp'splosion happened when Clinton was elected. This is nothing new -- it's just been turned up to 11 since the president is blah.
 
2014-01-30 04:49:03 PM  

MFAWG: PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER FTW!!!


That's "LIEUTENANT Purple Monkey Dishwasher" to you, buddy.

// O2 or O3?
 
2014-01-30 04:52:11 PM  
beerspill.fark.com
 
2014-01-30 04:58:05 PM  

clambam: Anyone who joined the Republican Party prior to 1990 gets a pass. Your party left you, you didn't leave it.

Anyone who joined the Republican Party after 1990 is either a greedy, loathsome, reprehensible sack of shiat or a brainless moron. Either you knew the party had turned evil and you joined anyway or you're a helpless, easily-manipulated dimwit. So, Republicans born before 1972--wake up. Republicans born after 1972--fark you.


I might agree with you, but in 1980, Reagan was saying things like "trees cause pollution" and thought scum like Jerry Falwell belonged in the party, so I'm going to have push back your 1990 to 1980. Someone could also make a case that it should go back to 1968 with Nixon's "Southern Strategy," but I think the true derp started in 1980.
 
2014-01-30 04:59:40 PM  
What is up with Purple Monkey Diswasherstan?  I mean jojoba verruca absinthe monokini.
 
2014-01-30 05:02:25 PM  

Skleenar: Satan's Bunny Slippers: I'm ok with Turkish wrestler.

[sadpanda.us image 576x600]

Is OK with you, too.


Wow, that's okay with me, too. Fine slab of a man, roowaar!
 
2014-01-30 05:05:46 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-30 05:07:21 PM  
What have I done? WHAT HAVE I DONE???

When you misread a headline, you get mocked by fark.
When you get mocked by fark, you call an admin,
When you call an admin, they fark with your headline,
When they fark with your headline, they fark with farkers,
Don't fark with farkers, always "read" the article before submitting
 
2014-01-30 05:20:00 PM  
What's the "whole purple monkey dishwater" thing all about?
 
2014-01-30 05:40:29 PM  

Chris Ween: Two states named after a Kennedy kid.

South and North.


North Kennedy? Where's that?
 
2014-01-30 05:40:49 PM  

Dimensio: grumpfuff:

/what could possibly have preceded time cube?

Turtles.

/All the way down.


bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2014-01-30 06:42:46 PM  

doctor wu: What's the "whole purple monkey dishwater" thing all about?


It's a Simpsons reference.
 
2014-01-30 07:12:28 PM  
Dammit, mods...don't bow to the PC niceties! Call her a Patagonian toothfish!
 
2014-01-30 09:17:19 PM  

Chris Ween: qorkfiend: ongbok: Skleenar: I swear by Great Maron's Ghost, is there anything good that has ever come out of New Mexico?

As the only state in the union named after a foreign land, this shouldn't really be any surprise.  But seriously, how we even tolerate that nutria-ridden, Francophone province in these United States is beyond me.  We should give it back to the Incans.

New York, New Jersey. How about a state named after an English King?

Georgia is named after King George II, and North and South Carolina are possibly named after King Charles I (or rather, the Latin form, Carolus).

Wait....wait, wait, wait.  You are trying to say that King Charles was a transvestite?  This is just more proof that the Republican agenda includes hiding the truth of history from us all.


... and the truth of biology, and the truth of mathematics, and the truth of physics, and the truth of logic, and the truth of rational thought, and the ...
 
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