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2014-01-30 09:09:40 AM  
Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.
 
2014-01-30 09:10:39 AM  
Welcome to the club.  What took you so long?
 
2014-01-30 09:10:43 AM  

tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.


nevada used to be part of new mexico
 
2014-01-30 09:14:18 AM  

sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico


New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.
 
2014-01-30 09:17:24 AM  

Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.


Mexico used to be part of Aztlán.
 
2014-01-30 09:18:39 AM  

Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.


Mexico used to be a part of Spain.
 
2014-01-30 09:19:36 AM  

ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be a part of Spain.


Spain used to be part of Pangea
 
2014-01-30 09:20:18 AM  

ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be a part of Spain.


Spain used to be part of the Moorish Empire
 
2014-01-30 09:20:25 AM  
I submitted this with a more accurate headline.
 
2014-01-30 09:20:28 AM  

ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be a part of Spain.


Spain used to be part of the Ottoman Empire...

ZOMG!  Muslins!  It makes so much sense to me now.
 
2014-01-30 09:21:08 AM  

make me some tea: I submitted this with a more accurate headline.


We all did.

We all did...
 
2014-01-30 09:21:13 AM  

ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be a part of Spain.


Spain used to be part of Islamic Iberia.
 
2014-01-30 09:22:07 AM  

Hobodeluxe: ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be a part of Spain.

Spain used to be part of Pangea


Pangea used to be part of the space-time singularity that preceded the Big Bang.
 
2014-01-30 09:22:20 AM  
Rino leaves GOP. Sounds like good news, but I could be wrong.
 
2014-01-30 09:25:02 AM  

make me some tea: I submitted this with a more accurate headline.


Accurate headline? And you expected to get greened?
 
2014-01-30 09:26:05 AM  
As the old people vote Republican more and more, we see their children desperately flee the state, further tipping the balance.
 
2014-01-30 09:27:52 AM  
She's going back to her previous job, cryptkeeping.
 
2014-01-30 09:30:12 AM  
"Is it crazy in here, or is it just me?"
 
2014-01-30 09:32:52 AM  
He probably got caught doing something and was asked to step down.
 
2014-01-30 09:34:31 AM  

LarryDan43: He probably got caught doing something and was asked to step down.


I think it's a hermaphrodite or something.
 
2014-01-30 09:35:36 AM  

Dimensio: Hobodeluxe: ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be a part of Spain.

Spain used to be part of Pangea

Pangea used to be part of the space-time singularity that preceded the Big Bang.


The singularity used to be part of God's jizz.
 
2014-01-30 09:35:41 AM  

LarryDan43: He probably got caught doing something and was asked to step down.


You know how I know you didn't read the article?
 
2014-01-30 09:36:57 AM  

Dimensio: Hobodeluxe: ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be a part of Spain.

Spain used to be part of Pangea

Pangea used to be part of the space-time singularity that preceded the Big Bang.


The singularity used to be a gleam in God's eye.
 
2014-01-30 09:37:10 AM  

finnished: LarryDan43: He probably got caught doing something and was asked to step down.

You know how I know you didn't read the article?


LarryDan probably just looked at the picture.
 
2014-01-30 09:37:44 AM  

jso2897: make me some tea: I submitted this with a more accurate headline.

Accurate headline? And you expected to get greened?


Good point.
 
2014-01-30 09:38:29 AM  
Looks like a faces of meth prison interview picture
 
2014-01-30 09:44:01 AM  

qorkfiend: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be part of Aztlán.


Ever notice you don't hear any talk of Reconquista anymore?
 
2014-01-30 09:44:26 AM  

Dimensio: Hobodeluxe: ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be a part of Spain.

Spain used to be part of Pangea

Pangea used to be part of the space-time singularity that preceded the Big Bang.


You seriously want to stop it there, you couldn't do maybe Pangea -> Molten Earth -> Sol System -> Galaxy -> Universe -> Big Bang -> Gleam in G-d's eye? You had to stop it at Pangea? You bastard! :-P
 
2014-01-30 09:46:40 AM  
What I have learned today so far:

New Mexico and Nevada were once nothing but a dream within God's left nut.
 
2014-01-30 09:48:51 AM  

powhound: What I have learned today so far:

New Mexico and Nevada were once nothing but a dream within God's left nut.


And Texas was once nothing more than a rumbling in his colon.
 
2014-01-30 09:55:19 AM  
I swear by Great Maron's Ghost, is there anything good that has ever come out of New Mexico?

As the only state in the union named after a foreign land, this shouldn't really be any surprise.  But seriously, how we even tolerate that nutria-ridden, Francophone province in these United States is beyond me.  We should give it back to the Incans.
 
2014-01-30 09:56:23 AM  

Skleenar: As the only state in the union named after a foreign land,


New York?
 
2014-01-30 09:57:43 AM  

max_pooper: ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be a part of Spain.

Spain used to be part of Islamic Iberia.


Islamic Iberia used to be part of the Roman Empire.
 
2014-01-30 09:59:28 AM  

Lost Thought 00: Skleenar: As the only state in the union named after a foreign land,

New York?


Named after Merriweather Clark's slave.
 
2014-01-30 10:00:06 AM  

Skleenar: I swear by Great Maron's Ghost, is there anything good that has ever come out of New Mexico?

As the only state in the union named after a foreign land, this shouldn't really be any surprise.  But seriously, how we even tolerate that nutria-ridden, Francophone province in these United States is beyond me.  We should give it back to the Incans.


New York, New Jersey. How about a state named after an English King?
 
2014-01-30 10:00:55 AM  

Skleenar: I swear by Great Maron's Ghost, is there anything good that has ever come out of New Mexico?

As the only state in the union named after a foreign land, this shouldn't really be any surprise.  But seriously, how we even tolerate that nutria-ridden, Francophone province in these United States is beyond me.  We should give it back to the Incans.


california was named after a pizza chain
 
2014-01-30 10:01:02 AM  
Door》ass
 
2014-01-30 10:01:15 AM  

ongbok: New Jersey.


Named after a cow.  Jeez you guys, learn a little history.
 
2014-01-30 10:01:50 AM  

sprawl15: california was named after a pizza chain


Here's someone who gets it.
 
2014-01-30 10:01:57 AM  

Skleenar: ongbok: New Jersey.

Named after a cow.  Jeez you guys, learn a little history.


A new cow I assume
 
2014-01-30 10:03:26 AM  

ongbok: Skleenar: ongbok: New Jersey.

Named after a cow.  Jeez you guys, learn a little history.

A new cow I assume


they have diligently maintained that new cow smell for hundreds of years
 
2014-01-30 10:05:10 AM  

Skleenar: Lost Thought 00: Skleenar: As the only state in the union named after a foreign land,

New York?

Named after Merriweather Clark's slave.


When did Lewis and Clark fuse into a single entity?
 
2014-01-30 10:06:09 AM  
But if the new Republicans don't have extreme views, how will voters know if they are conservative enough?

We live in a world where people's political leanings could be rated on a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 being the most conservative). But to the Teabaggers, GOP congressmen should only be 10. Anything less is a RINO. And all people who don't agree with their politics are obviously a 1 on that chart. That's right. The 47% are just a bunch of evil Prius driving vegan welfare leech hippies.
 
2014-01-30 10:06:21 AM  

Merry Sunshine: Skleenar: Lost Thought 00: Skleenar: As the only state in the union named after a foreign land,

New York?

Named after Merriweather Clark's slave.

When did Lewis and Clark fuse into a single entity?


shortly after they were a gleam in God's eye
 
2014-01-30 10:06:43 AM  

Skleenar: I swear by Great Maron's Ghost, is there anything good that has ever come out of New Mexico?





img.photobucket.com
I really like green chiles.
 
2014-01-30 10:10:01 AM  

Skleenar: ongbok: New Jersey.

Named after a cow.  Jeez you guys, learn a little history.


Actually, Jersey is a semi-independent island in the English channel.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey
 
2014-01-30 10:10:52 AM  
My father was a Republican. He died in 1993. I'm certain he wouldn't recognize the GOP now. He'd be disgusted with it, too.
 
2014-01-30 10:10:58 AM  

Skleenar: I swear by Great Maron's Ghost, is there anything good that has ever come out of New Mexico?


urbanmonkey1.files.wordpress.com

// tread lightly
 
2014-01-30 10:12:42 AM  
Two states named after a Kennedy kid.

South and North.
 
2014-01-30 10:13:27 AM  
farking Reagan would be a democrat now if he saw today's GOP.
 
2014-01-30 10:14:02 AM  
Maine was named after a street.
 
2014-01-30 10:14:05 AM  
Nevada is not New Mexico. It is also not Arizona.
 
2014-01-30 10:16:50 AM  

Maud Dib: Skleenar: I swear by Great Maron's Ghost, is there anything good that has ever come out of New Mexico?

[img.photobucket.com image 800x600]
I really like green chiles.


How is that green chili and Pop Tart diet working for you?
 
2014-01-30 10:23:42 AM  

LoveAllServeAll: Nevada is not New Mexico. It is also not Arizona.


Nevada is also not Spain.
 
2014-01-30 10:23:51 AM  

Chris Ween: Dimensio: Hobodeluxe: ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be a part of Spain.

Spain used to be part of Pangea

Pangea used to be part of the space-time singularity that preceded the Big Bang.

The singularity used to be a gleam in God's eye.


The gleam in god's eye used to be part of The Time Cube.
 
2014-01-30 10:27:01 AM  

Zombalupagus: But to the Teabaggers, GOP congressmen should only be 10. Anything less is a RINO.


upload.wikimedia.org

/actually by now they're up to about 34
 
2014-01-30 10:36:57 AM  

ongbok: New York, New Jersey. How about a state named after an English King?


And New Hampshire.
And there's Louisiana, named after a French king.
 
2014-01-30 10:39:15 AM  

Maud Dib: Skleenar: I swear by Great Maron's Ghost, is there anything good that has ever come out of New Mexico?

[img.photobucket.com image 800x600]
I really like green chiles.


So do you have the next weeks supply off camera somewhere?
 
2014-01-30 10:44:06 AM  
Dimensio: Hobodeluxe: ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir:


Headline fixed
 
2014-01-30 10:47:04 AM  
Welcome to the club, Lt. Governor Wagner. We are a proud people, with a rich and proud history, and great rhythm...
 
2014-01-30 10:48:32 AM  

Moderator: Headline fixed


Arizona?  I swear, is there anything good that has ever come out of that state?  I mean, sure, it was named after an AWESOME sweet tea, but seriously--Las Vegas is a shiathole and don't even get me started on Provo.  And if I wanted to be proselytized by Amish, I'd farking move to Brazil.
 
2014-01-30 10:51:14 AM  

ongbok: Skleenar: I swear by Great Maron's Ghost, is there anything good that has ever come out of New Mexico?

As the only state in the union named after a foreign land, this shouldn't really be any surprise.  But seriously, how we even tolerate that nutria-ridden, Francophone province in these United States is beyond me.  We should give it back to the Incans.

New York, New Jersey. How about a state named after an English King?


Georgia is named after King George II, and North and South Carolina are possibly named after King Charles I (or rather, the Latin form, Carolus).
 
2014-01-30 10:52:26 AM  

Skleenar: And if I wanted to be proselytized by Amish, I'd farking move to Brazil.


I read that as one big euphemism.
 
2014-01-30 10:54:01 AM  

qorkfiend: ongbok: Skleenar: I swear by Great Maron's Ghost, is there anything good that has ever come out of New Mexico?

As the only state in the union named after a foreign land, this shouldn't really be any surprise.  But seriously, how we even tolerate that nutria-ridden, Francophone province in these United States is beyond me.  We should give it back to the Incans.

New York, New Jersey. How about a state named after an English King?

Georgia is named after King George II, and North and South Carolina are possibly named after King Charles I (or rather, the Latin form, Carolus).


Wait....wait, wait, wait.  You are trying to say that King Charles was a transvestite?  This is just more proof that the Republican agenda includes hiding the truth of history from us all.
 
2014-01-30 10:54:28 AM  

qorkfiend: Georgia is named after King George II, and North and South Carolina are possibly named after King Charles I (or rather, the Latin form, Carolus)


I said "foreign", not English.  They speak American there, you know.
 
2014-01-30 11:02:51 AM  
Istanbul was Constantinople
 
2014-01-30 11:03:05 AM  

Skleenar: qorkfiend: Georgia is named after King George II, and North and South Carolina are possibly named after King Charles I (or rather, the Latin form, Carolus)

I said "foreign", not English.  They speak American there, you know.


Sure, but the guy I was responding to said "How about a state named after an English King?"

"Carolus" might count as foreign. How about Maryland, possibly named after Queen Henrietta Maria of France (though I think it's more likely it was named after the religious figure)?
 
2014-01-30 11:07:27 AM  
This is one of those threads where most posts have nothing to do with the link.

And is made infinitely better because of that.

/what could possibly have preceded time cube?
 
2014-01-30 11:14:16 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Zombalupagus: But to the Teabaggers, GOP congressmen should only be 10. Anything less is a RINO.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 623x336]

/actually by now they're up to about 34


Tea Partiers use this control:

members.iglou.com
 
2014-01-30 11:20:04 AM  
Moderators having fun with the headline amuses me for some odd reason.

/Or is it admins that change 'em?
 
2014-01-30 11:21:38 AM  

grumpfuff:

/what could possibly have preceded time cube?


Turtles.

/All the way down.
 
2014-01-30 11:23:33 AM  

Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.


Whoa, slow down. There's a  new Mexico?
 
2014-01-30 11:24:17 AM  

gunsmack: She's going back to her previous job, cryptkeeping.


Damn dude, now everyone thinks I am insane for laughing for seemingly no reason.
 
2014-01-30 11:28:16 AM  

dugitman: Istanbul was Constantinople


That's nobody's business but the Turks
 
2014-01-30 11:28:47 AM  
Is subby also extremely clever? From the headline, I expected several  "I thought this was going to be a California-bashing thread" comments.
 
2014-01-30 11:28:52 AM  

Maud Dib: Skleenar: I swear by Great Maron's Ghost, is there anything good that has ever come out of New Mexico?


I really like green chiles.


I get 20 pounds them shipped to me in PA each fall. Good stuff
 
2014-01-30 11:30:38 AM  

Slowdog: Maine was named after a street.


They added the "e" to tart it up a bit.
 
2014-01-30 11:30:57 AM  
*claps*

okay, nicely done admins. You've taken my fail and made it awesome.
 
2014-01-30 11:33:07 AM  
I feel for her...  and the rest of you.
 
2014-01-30 11:33:13 AM  
Silly headline aside, FTFA:  "I did it as a symbol, I guess, that I do not like the Republican Party and what they stand for today," Wagner said. "I've been a Republican all my life. My dad was active (in the GOP) in the state of Maine where I was born. It was more of a moderate, liberal Republican Party."

Well, that explains a lot.  Where even our "tea party" Republican governor is less crazy than most of the GOP.
 
2014-01-30 11:33:30 AM  
She actually used the word "orientated".
 
2014-01-30 11:33:41 AM  

Vodka Zombie: Maud Dib: Skleenar: I swear by Great Maron's Ghost, is there anything good that has ever come out of New Mexico?

[img.photobucket.com image 800x600]
I really like green chiles.

How is that green chili and Pop Tart diet working for you?


Great, I am quite regular, thx.
 
2014-01-30 11:35:00 AM  

diaphoresis: Rino leaves GOP. Sounds like good news, but I could be wrong.


Ah yes, the anger portion of grief.  I'm pretty sure we'll get to bargaining when they show up on Wagner's door with a boombox like John Cusak in Say Anything.
 
2014-01-30 11:37:24 AM  

somedude210: *claps*

okay, nicely done admins. You've taken my fail and made it awesome.


Only way they could make it better would be to create a custom [Intredasting] tag for this thread.
 
2014-01-30 11:38:02 AM  

xanadian: Silly headline aside, FTFA:  "I did it as a symbol, I guess, that I do not like the Republican Party and what they stand for today," Wagner said. "I've been a Republican all my life. My dad was active (in the GOP) in the state of Maine where I was born. It was more of a moderate, liberal Republican Party."

Well, that explains a lot.  Where even our "tea party" Republican governor is less crazy than most of the GOP.


Margaret Chase Smith and Olympia Snowe. Just saying. Republican women from Maine tend to be sort of level headed.
 
2014-01-30 11:40:46 AM  

Chris Ween: qorkfiend: ongbok: Skleenar: I swear by Great Maron's Ghost, is there anything good that has ever come out of New Mexico?

As the only state in the union named after a foreign land, this shouldn't really be any surprise.  But seriously, how we even tolerate that nutria-ridden, Francophone province in these United States is beyond me.  We should give it back to the Incans.

New York, New Jersey. How about a state named after an English King?

Georgia is named after King George II, and North and South Carolina are possibly named after King Charles I (or rather, the Latin form, Carolus).

Wait....wait, wait, wait.  You are trying to say that King Charles was a transvestite?  This is just more proof that the Republican agenda includes hiding the truth of history from us all.


I'm not surprised that Republicans haven't gotten around to renaming the July as "Reagan" because July named after Marxist/Fascist/doesn't matter cuz not American Julius Caesar.
Followed by renaming August to Reagan.
Then maybe renaming January and June (FALSE GODS!) to Reagan.

Renaming March to Cheney would make some sense.
 
2014-01-30 11:45:25 AM  

xanadian: Silly headline aside, FTFA:  "I did it as a symbol, I guess, that I do not like the Republican Party and what they stand for today," Wagner said. "I've been a Republican all my life. My dad was active (in the GOP) in the state of Maine where I was born. It was more of a moderate, liberal Republican Party."

Well, that explains a lot.  Where even our "tea party" Republican governor is less crazy than most of the GOP.


He wants to repeal child labor laws and took down a mural because it was too pro-labor.  Sorry Mainer.  Own it.  He's freaking crazy.  Even Scott Walker hasn't tried to take us back to a time when adorable cockney urchins cleaned our chimneys.
 
2014-01-30 11:45:53 AM  
Beware the Ides of Dick.

Also,the GOP should rename Thursday (named for a pagan thunder god) as Jesusreaganday
 
2014-01-30 11:47:51 AM  

Chris Ween: Dimensio: Hobodeluxe: ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be a part of Spain.

Spain used to be part of Pangea

Pangea used to be part of the space-time singularity that preceded the Big Bang.

The singularity used to be a gleam in God's eye.


The goat in Maude's eye?
 
2014-01-30 11:49:04 AM  
As a side note: the headline's evolution gets a thumbs up from the peanut gallery.
 
2014-01-30 11:49:04 AM  

snowshovel: I'm not surprised that Republicans haven't gotten around to renaming the July as "Reagan"


That's actually a good idea.  They should rename New Mexico City to New Reagan City.
 
2014-01-30 11:49:12 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Dimensio: Hobodeluxe: ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be a part of Spain.

Spain used to be part of Pangea

Pangea used to be part of the space-time singularity that preceded the Big Bang.

You seriously want to stop it there, you couldn't do maybe Pangea -> Molten Earth -> Sol System -> Galaxy -> Universe -> Big Bang -> Gleam in G-d's eye? You had to stop it at Pangea? You bastard! :-P


If it was a legitimate meme, Fark has ways of shutting that whole thing down.
 
2014-01-30 11:49:29 AM  
I used to be a model wagner, till I took an arrowhead snake to the bikiknee.
 
2014-01-30 11:50:44 AM  

Skleenar: I swear by Great Maron's Ghost, is there anything good that has ever come out of New Mexico?

As the only state in the union named after a foreign land, this shouldn't really be any surprise.  But seriously, how we even tolerate that nutria-ridden, Francophone province in these United States is beyond me.  We should give it back to the Incans.


I had no idea there were nutria in NM.  I thought it was more of a southern state thing.

[themoreyouknow]
 
2014-01-30 11:51:28 AM  

snowshovel: Chris Ween: qorkfiend: ongbok: Skleenar: I swear by Great Maron's Ghost, is there anything good that has ever come out of New Mexico?

As the only state in the union named after a foreign land, this shouldn't really be any surprise.  But seriously, how we even tolerate that nutria-ridden, Francophone province in these United States is beyond me.  We should give it back to the Incans.

New York, New Jersey. How about a state named after an English King?

Georgia is named after King George II, and North and South Carolina are possibly named after King Charles I (or rather, the Latin form, Carolus).

Wait....wait, wait, wait.  You are trying to say that King Charles was a transvestite?  This is just more proof that the Republican agenda includes hiding the truth of history from us all.

I'm not surprised that Republicans haven't gotten around to renaming the July as "Reagan" because July named after Marxist/Fascist/doesn't matter cuz not American Julius Caesar.
Followed by renaming August to Reagan.
Then maybe renaming January and June (FALSE GODS!) to Reagan.

Renaming March to Cheney would make some sense.


In like a lion, out like a Thopmson's gazelle?
 
2014-01-30 11:51:41 AM  
Bananas
 
2014-01-30 11:53:21 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Dimensio: Hobodeluxe: ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be a part of Spain.

Spain used to be part of Pangea

Pangea used to be part of the space-time singularity that preceded the Big Bang.

You seriously want to stop it there, you couldn't do maybe Pangea -> Molten Earth -> Sol System -> Galaxy -> Universe -> Big Bang -> Gleam in G-d's eye? You had to stop it at Pangea? You bastard! :-P


Not to mention that we forgot Columbia, Rodinia, and Pannotia between Pangaea and Molten Earth.
 
2014-01-30 11:56:05 AM  
 I don't get the bikini reptile reference.
 
2014-01-30 11:56:55 AM  
The Reptilian people originated from the Gila Monsters of the Mojave desert.
 
2014-01-30 11:57:27 AM  

dangelder: As the old people vote Republican more and more, we see their children desperately flee the state, further tipping the balance.


Maybe true, but I don't think it has much to do with this instance. You mean just in general terms?


Noam Chimpsky: Door》ass


Because how else will you get down to the purest derpahol unless you remove all the impurities, right?


webron: Skleenar: ongbok: New Jersey.

Named after a cow.  Jeez you guys, learn a little history.

Actually, Jersey is a semi-independent island in the English channel.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey


WHOOSH!
 
2014-01-30 11:58:39 AM  
Is subby implying that Wagner has seen the light and is being genetically re-engineered into a proper mammal like those Outer Limits episodes with Robert Patrick? Otherwise once a lizard always a lizard (though mammal-friendly lizards are A-Okay in my book, unlike those frakking Toasters).
 
2014-01-30 12:01:25 PM  

qorkfiend: DarkSoulNoHope: Dimensio: Hobodeluxe: ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be a part of Spain.

Spain used to be part of Pangea

Pangea used to be part of the space-time singularity that preceded the Big Bang.

You seriously want to stop it there, you couldn't do maybe Pangea -> Molten Earth -> Sol System -> Galaxy -> Universe -> Big Bang -> Gleam in G-d's eye? You had to stop it at Pangea? You bastard! :-P

Not to mention that we forgot Columbia, Rodinia, and Pannotia between Pangaea and Molten Earth.


Spain was part of Eriador
 
2014-01-30 12:03:41 PM  

Fano: Spain was part of Eriador


That's why they eat all those Dornish peppers.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-30 12:05:27 PM  

BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: I don't get the bikini reptile reference.


Someone that chooses "fascist" when sending in articles to Fark Politics decided to attack a woman based on her looks.

Move along, now, nothing to see here....
 
2014-01-30 12:05:42 PM  
thanks for the lols,  mods
 
2014-01-30 12:09:13 PM  

snowshovel: I'm not surprised that Republicans haven't gotten around to renaming the July as "Reagan" because July named after Marxist/Fascist/doesn't matter cuz not American Julius Caesar.
Followed by renaming August to Reagan.
Then maybe renaming January and June (FALSE GODS!) to Reagan.

Renaming March to Cheney would make some sense.


WHEREAS the common names for the months of the year are testaments to ancient and foreign rulers,
WHEREAS the great State/Commonwealth of {$name} recognizes the contributions of the late, great RONALD WILSON REAGAN (born in February) to this state/commonwealth and the entire United States,
WHEREAS the citizens of this state/commonwealth aren't about to give glory to some long-dead, laurel-wearing man-lover,

BE IT HENCEFORTH ESTABLISHED that the second, sixth, seventh, and eighth months of the standard calendar shall be known respectively as "Ronuary", "Nancetober", "Wilsonuary", and "Reaganember".
 
2014-01-30 12:14:50 PM  
Anyone who joined the Republican Party prior to 1990 gets a pass. Your party left you, you didn't leave it.

Anyone who joined the Republican Party after 1990 is either a greedy, loathsome, reprehensible sack of shiat or a brainless moron. Either you knew the party had turned evil and you joined anyway or you're a helpless, easily-manipulated dimwit. So, Republicans born before 1972--wake up. Republicans born after 1972--fark you.
 
2014-01-30 12:17:39 PM  

Dr Dreidel: "Reaganember".


I prefer "Reaganmember"
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-30 12:18:56 PM  

clambam: Anyone who joined the Republican Party prior to 1990 gets a pass. Your party left you, you didn't leave it.

Anyone who joined the Republican Party after 1990 is either a greedy, loathsome, reprehensible sack of shiat or a brainless moron. Either you knew the party had turned evil and you joined anyway or you're a helpless, easily-manipulated dimwit. So, Republicans born before 1972--wake up. Republicans born after 1972--fark you.


I'd put the date at 1980 really.

Super-big-money lobbing grew in the late 70s and took hold with Reagan in 1980.  Look at ANY trend that is related to politics and there is always some sort of turn or acceleration at 1980.  Certainly people like Nixon were ethically-challenged, but in 1980 it turned into a big business.  Nixon would have told corporate assholes to fark off if it was against his agenda.  Today whoever is in the presidency (and this is regardless of party) has to kowtow.
 
2014-01-30 12:19:02 PM  

clambam: Republicans born after 1972--fark you.


There's no hate like Liberal HateTM
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-30 12:20:00 PM  

Skleenar: clambam: Republicans born after 1972--fark you.

There's no hate like Liberal HateTM


Be tolerant of my intolerance.  Fark off....
 
2014-01-30 12:20:03 PM  

BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: I don't get the bikini reptile reference.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-30 12:20:46 PM  

grumpfuff: This is one of those threads where most posts have nothing to do with the link.

And is made infinitely better because of that.

/what could possibly have preceded time cube?


Singularity icosahedron.
 
2014-01-30 12:21:36 PM  
ok, now I know I'm not losing my mind.


Nice show, modmins.  :)
 
2014-01-30 12:22:52 PM  

d23: Be tolerant of my intolerance. Fark off....


Just a call back, my earnest friend.  Just because you're right doesn't mean you're immune to ribbing.
 
2014-01-30 12:26:04 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: ok, now I know I'm not losing my mind.


Nice show, modmins.  :)


Turkey?  Really?  Is there anything good that ever came out of THAT state?  I got routed through Constantinople once between Atlanta and San Antonio.  I swear every announcement in the airport was in Spanish or something.  And not a single Chili's Two in the entire terminal.  What a dump.  We never should have bought it from France.
 
2014-01-30 12:26:37 PM  

Skleenar: clambam: Republicans born after 1972--fark you.

There's no hate like Liberal HateTM


So, born after 1972, eh? Fark you.
 
2014-01-30 12:26:38 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: ok, now I know I'm not losing my mind.


Nice show, modmins.  :)



There are embedded memes here apparently.  First this whole 'used to be part of' thing which well it will wear off.  But I've visited this thread 4 times and the headline keeps changing. Currently it is Turkish wrestler.  Is this going to be a thing? Thought the first couple times I had imagined it.
 
2014-01-30 12:27:07 PM  
LOL @ the modmin headline change.
 
2014-01-30 12:28:14 PM  

Skleenar: Satan's Bunny Slippers: ok, now I know I'm not losing my mind.


Nice show, modmins.  :)

Turkey?  Really?  Is there anything good that ever came out of THAT state?  I got routed through Constantinople once between Atlanta and San Antonio.  I swear every announcement in the airport was in Spanish or something.  And not a single Chili's Two To in the entire terminal.  What a dump.  We never should have bought it from France.


sorry

/pet peeve
 
2014-01-30 12:28:26 PM  

Skleenar: Satan's Bunny Slippers: ok, now I know I'm not losing my mind.


Nice show, modmins.  :)

Turkey?  Really?  Is there anything good that ever came out of THAT state?  I got routed through Constantinople once between Atlanta and San Antonio.  I swear every announcement in the airport was in Spanish or something.  And not a single Chili's Two in the entire terminal.  What a dump.  We never should have bought it from France.


Giblet gravy? Pot Pie?
 
2014-01-30 12:29:44 PM  

Demogorgon: LoveAllServeAll: Nevada is not New Mexico. It is also not Arizona.

Nevada is also not Spain.


Spain is also not Pangea
 
2014-01-30 12:31:45 PM  

qorkfiend: ongbok: Skleenar: I swear by Great Maron's Ghost, is there anything good that has ever come out of New Mexico?

As the only state in the union named after a foreign land, this shouldn't really be any surprise.  But seriously, how we even tolerate that nutria-ridden, Francophone province in these United States is beyond me.  We should give it back to the Incans.

New York, New Jersey. How about a state named after an English King?

Georgia is named after King George II, and North and South Carolina are possibly named after King Charles I (or rather, the Latin form, Carolus).


Then there's Maryland, Virginia, New Hampshire...

Our first settlers were some unoriginal bastards
 
2014-01-30 12:32:42 PM  
One more note...I just noticed the mods keep changing the headline...Now it's "Former Turkish wrestler..."
 
2014-01-30 12:32:56 PM  

Skleenar: Satan's Bunny Slippers: ok, now I know I'm not losing my mind.


Nice show, modmins.  :)

Turkey?  Really?  Is there anything good that ever came out of THAT state?  I got routed through Constantinople once between Atlanta and San Antonio.  I swear every announcement in the airport was in Spanish or something.  And not a single Chili's Two in the entire terminal.  What a dump.  We never should have bought it from France.


Actually I remember going on a trip with my Dad to Turkey and Iran, back when the Shah was still in power. The Iranians were the nicest people you could ever hope to meet. The Turks were schmucks. Flying back to London on the official Turkish airline, the captain got on the loudspeaker and made an announcement something like this:

"Good afternoon. We're flying at, oh, 25, 30,000 feet and should be arriving at our destination in fifteen, maybe twenty minutes."

I have never been so grateful to get off an airplane.
 
2014-01-30 12:36:04 PM  

ReverendJasen: And there's Louisiana, named after a French king.


No. It was named after a brand of Iced Tea.
 
2014-01-30 12:36:07 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Pangea used to be part of the space-time singularity that preceded the Big Bang.

You seriously want to stop it there, you couldn't do maybe Pangea -> Molten Earth -> Sol System -> Galaxy -> Universe -> Big Bang -> Gleam in G-d's eye? You had to stop it at Pangea? You bastard! :-P


faradayschools.com
 
2014-01-30 12:36:36 PM  

brandent: Satan's Bunny Slippers: ok, now I know I'm not losing my mind.


Nice show, modmins.  :)


There are embedded memes here apparently.  First this whole 'used to be part of' thing which well it will wear off.  But I've visited this thread 4 times and the headline keeps changing. Currently it is Turkish wrestler.  Is this going to be a thing? Thought the first couple times I had imagined it.


That was me.  I check back on the page, and my first thought is "oh thread got baleeted" or such...then I see this, then that.....so yeah, I'm ok with Turkish wrestler.  :)
 
2014-01-30 12:39:49 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: I'm ok with Turkish wrestler.


sadpanda.us

Is OK with you, too.
 
2014-01-30 12:42:21 PM  

Skleenar: Satan's Bunny Slippers: ok, now I know I'm not losing my mind.


Nice show, modmins.  :)

Turkey?  Really?  Is there anything good that ever came out of THAT state?  I got routed through Constantinople once between Atlanta and San Antonio.  I swear every announcement in the airport was in Spanish or something.  And not a single Chili's Two in the entire terminal.  What a dump.  We never should have bought it from France.



nicely played.


On the announcement thing, last fall I had a 2 hour layover in Pittsburgh.  Weather was bad up NY/DC way, so lots of flights were getting changed around, etc.  I swear that the announcers in the terminal made a game of "just how FAST and UNINTELLIGIBLY can we let 5 gates know that their planes have changed and they need to go to another gate".  I mean, I know I'm not used to a strong Philly accent (one of the announcers really was a native, no doubt about it), but man, it was impossible to tell what they were saying after "attention gate 15, passengers of American Airlines flight....7124newyorktodallasthatflightisdelayedindefinitelybutyouhav ebeenreassi gnedtogate26intheCterminalwhichwillbeboardingin5minutestheplanewillnot beheldforlatearrivals"
 
2014-01-30 12:43:20 PM  

Skleenar: Satan's Bunny Slippers: I'm ok with Turkish wrestler.

[sadpanda.us image 576x600]

Is OK with you, too.


mmmmmmmm

wash that and send it to my room immediately
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-30 12:46:52 PM  

GlenninSac: DarkSoulNoHope: Pangea used to be part of the space-time singularity that preceded the Big Bang.

You seriously want to stop it there, you couldn't do maybe Pangea -> Molten Earth -> Sol System -> Galaxy -> Universe -> Big Bang -> Gleam in G-d's eye? You had to stop it at Pangea? You bastard! :-P

[faradayschools.com image 787x314]


img.ffffound.com
 
2014-01-30 12:49:08 PM  
Always said that Turkey was the best condiment around
 
2014-01-30 12:50:53 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: I had no idea there were nutria in NM.  I thought it was more of a southern state thing.


We've got them in Seattle. A friend of mine got on the local news when when of them climbed up through her toilet.

Also, I feel compelled to point out that I live in the only state named after a Sweathog.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-01-30 12:56:24 PM  

BMulligan: We've got them in Seattle. A friend of mine got on the local news when when of them climbed up through her toilet.

Also, I feel compelled to point out that I live in the only state named after a Sweathog.


Which is a coincidence since the Scientific name for nutria, sudorporcinus means "sweat hog".
 
2014-01-30 12:57:20 PM  
Ahhh Turkey.  The Fresno of the Middle East.
 
2014-01-30 01:09:15 PM  

BMulligan: Satan's Bunny Slippers: I had no idea there were nutria in NM.  I thought it was more of a southern state thing.

We've got them in Seattle. A friend of mine got on the local news when when of them climbed up through her toilet.

Also, I feel compelled to point out that I live in the only state named after a Sweathog.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x279]


At least it wasn't Horschack....
 
2014-01-30 01:09:31 PM  

Skleenar: BMulligan: We've got them in Seattle. A friend of mine got on the local news when when of them climbed up through her toilet.

Also, I feel compelled to point out that I live in the only state named after a Sweathog.

Which is a coincidence since the Scientific name for nutria, sudorporcinus means "sweat hog".


You're not going to catch me with that ridiculous story. Everyone knows that's the command you use to give a pig superuser permission.
 
2014-01-30 01:11:09 PM  

d23: GlenninSac: DarkSoulNoHope: Pangea used to be part of the space-time singularity that preceded the Big Bang.

You seriously want to stop it there, you couldn't do maybe Pangea -> Molten Earth -> Sol System -> Galaxy -> Universe -> Big Bang -> Gleam in G-d's eye? You had to stop it at Pangea? You bastard! :-P

[faradayschools.com image 787x314]

[img.ffffound.com image 450x450]


Nice.
 
2014-01-30 01:20:09 PM  
It's Mugwumpery run rampant!

/good
 
2014-01-30 01:34:26 PM  
Quick! Somebody go all Philoso-Raptor on the thread!!

It must be done.
 
2014-01-30 01:36:50 PM  
*scanning headlines*

/oh you silly mods... lol
 
2014-01-30 01:38:02 PM  
YAY
 
2014-01-30 01:40:35 PM  
Jeez, what's with Philosorapdelphia anyway?  Their cheesesteaks are grossly overrated.  What a dump.  You can't even get a decent fried ovoraptor.
 
2014-01-30 01:44:28 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-30 01:52:15 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Skleenar: As the only state in the union named after a foreign land,

New York?


New Hampshire?
 
2014-01-30 01:54:37 PM  
img.fark.net
RIP velociraptor wagon
 
2014-01-30 02:02:18 PM  

Slowdog: Maine was named after a street.


No. It was named after a ship.
 
2014-01-30 02:14:28 PM  

darknys: Slowdog: Maine was named after a street.

No. It was named after a ship.


Go on, pull my other one. I don't remember anything like that.
 
2014-01-30 02:17:35 PM  

Mad Morf: New Hampshire?


Actually named after the Governor's wife's new dirty clothes holder.  It's archaic spelling.

Incidentally, it also was the inspiration for the Hamspster dance.


Ha.  Now THAT's in your brain.
 
2014-01-30 02:19:25 PM  

Skleenar: Incidentally, it also was the inspiration for the Hamspster dance.


Ha. Now THAT's in your brain.


www.themonolith.com
 
2014-01-30 02:23:13 PM  

qorkfiend: [i.imgur.com image 500x500]


They never saurus coming.
 
2014-01-30 02:35:50 PM  
Clever girl.
 
2014-01-30 02:47:54 PM  

Arkanaut: Clever girl.


*shakes tiny T-Rex fist at you*
 
2014-01-30 02:48:13 PM  

Skleenar: Mad Morf: New Hampshire?

Actually named after the Governor's wife's new dirty clothes holder.  It's archaic spelling.

Incidentally, it also was the inspiration for the Hamspster dance.


Ha.  Now THAT's in your brain.


No... what's in my brain is the original version of Hampster Dance - "Whistle Stop Stop" from Disney's Robin Hood.
 
2014-01-30 02:49:12 PM  

Skleenar: Mad Morf: New Hampshire?

Actually named after the Governor's wife's new dirty clothes holder.  It's archaic spelling.

Incidentally, it also was the inspiration for the Hamspster dance.


Ha.  Now THAT's in your brain.


The Hampster Dance is always in my brain. That's what my lawyer told the jury, anyway.
 
2014-01-30 02:53:50 PM  

hubiestubert: Welcome to the club, Lt. Governor Wagner. We are a proud people, with a rich and proud history, and great rhythm...


Then why are you in it?

/I keed I keed
 
2014-01-30 03:08:13 PM  
There's something strange about this headline...
 
2014-01-30 03:17:58 PM  

Jormungandr: hubiestubert: Welcome to the club, Lt. Governor Wagner. We are a proud people, with a rich and proud history, and great rhythm...

Then why are you in it?

/I keed I keed


Remember that Hubie has a background in theatre. That even includes...musicals...
 
2014-01-30 03:24:47 PM  
"The point is ... you are still trying to save the GOP when they start to eat you."
 
2014-01-30 03:31:10 PM  
In 2010, she would not endorse Republican Senate candidate Sharron Angle because of her "extreme" views on abortion.

So, she's secretly been a commie for at least four years already.
 
2014-01-30 03:37:15 PM  
Velociraptor now?  How many times is this headline going to be changed?
 
2014-01-30 03:43:58 PM  

dugitman: Istanbul was Constantinople


Even old Mirkwood, was once Greenwood the Great.
Why that happened I can't say, Sauron liked it better that way.
 
2014-01-30 03:51:22 PM  

Parthenogenetic: Velociraptor now?  How many times is this headline going to be changed?


I'm waiting for purple monkey dishwasher.
 
2014-01-30 04:02:35 PM  
Jesus Christ, now it's "Toronto Raptor"?!

Mods are drunk and/or trolling.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-30 04:07:33 PM  

Parthenogenetic: Jesus Christ, now it's "Toronto Raptor"?!

Mods are drunk and/or trolling.

[i.imgur.com image 250x205]


My money's on "Argonaut" for the next one.
 
2014-01-30 04:10:48 PM  

BMulligan: Skleenar: Mad Morf: New Hampshire?

Actually named after the Governor's wife's new dirty clothes holder.  It's archaic spelling.

Incidentally, it also was the inspiration for the Hamspster dance.


Ha.  Now THAT's in your brain.

The Hampster Dance is always in my brain. That's what my lawyer told the jury, anyway.


While Netflixing recently I realized that The Hampster Dance song is the main title sequence from Disney's Robin Hood, sped up by about 2x. farking blew my mind.
 
2014-01-30 04:22:28 PM  
PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER FTW!!!
 
2014-01-30 04:30:04 PM  

MFAWG: PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER FTW!!!


Does this make me a wizard? If so, I want a new hat.
 
2014-01-30 04:32:45 PM  

CptnSpldng: Chris Ween: Dimensio: Hobodeluxe: ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be a part of Spain.

Spain used to be part of Pangea

Pangea used to be part of the space-time singularity that preceded the Big Bang.

The singularity used to be a gleam in God's eye.

The goat in Maude's eye?


Maude will get you for that.
 
2014-01-30 04:47:31 PM  

someonelse: My father was a Republican. He died in 1993. I'm certain he wouldn't recognize the GOP now. He'd be disgusted with it, too.


I had an older lady friend who had been a republican all her life (she liked the independent, stay out of my business aspect of the party back then) who became dismayed when the religious right hopped into bed with the Gipper and "stay out of my business" turned into "we control your uterus". She left the party entirely when the first Great Republican Derp'splosion happened when Clinton was elected. This is nothing new -- it's just been turned up to 11 since the president is blah.
 
2014-01-30 04:49:03 PM  

MFAWG: PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER FTW!!!


That's "LIEUTENANT Purple Monkey Dishwasher" to you, buddy.

// O2 or O3?
 
2014-01-30 04:52:11 PM  
beerspill.fark.com
 
2014-01-30 04:58:05 PM  

clambam: Anyone who joined the Republican Party prior to 1990 gets a pass. Your party left you, you didn't leave it.

Anyone who joined the Republican Party after 1990 is either a greedy, loathsome, reprehensible sack of shiat or a brainless moron. Either you knew the party had turned evil and you joined anyway or you're a helpless, easily-manipulated dimwit. So, Republicans born before 1972--wake up. Republicans born after 1972--fark you.


I might agree with you, but in 1980, Reagan was saying things like "trees cause pollution" and thought scum like Jerry Falwell belonged in the party, so I'm going to have push back your 1990 to 1980. Someone could also make a case that it should go back to 1968 with Nixon's "Southern Strategy," but I think the true derp started in 1980.
 
2014-01-30 04:59:40 PM  
What is up with Purple Monkey Diswasherstan?  I mean jojoba verruca absinthe monokini.
 
2014-01-30 05:02:25 PM  

Skleenar: Satan's Bunny Slippers: I'm ok with Turkish wrestler.

[sadpanda.us image 576x600]

Is OK with you, too.


Wow, that's okay with me, too. Fine slab of a man, roowaar!
 
2014-01-30 05:05:46 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-30 05:07:21 PM  
What have I done? WHAT HAVE I DONE???

When you misread a headline, you get mocked by fark.
When you get mocked by fark, you call an admin,
When you call an admin, they fark with your headline,
When they fark with your headline, they fark with farkers,
Don't fark with farkers, always "read" the article before submitting
 
2014-01-30 05:20:00 PM  
What's the "whole purple monkey dishwater" thing all about?
 
2014-01-30 05:40:29 PM  

Chris Ween: Two states named after a Kennedy kid.

South and North.


North Kennedy? Where's that?
 
2014-01-30 05:40:49 PM  

Dimensio: grumpfuff:

/what could possibly have preceded time cube?

Turtles.

/All the way down.


bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2014-01-30 06:42:46 PM  

doctor wu: What's the "whole purple monkey dishwater" thing all about?


It's a Simpsons reference.
 
2014-01-30 07:12:28 PM  
Dammit, mods...don't bow to the PC niceties! Call her a Patagonian toothfish!
 
2014-01-30 09:17:19 PM  

Chris Ween: qorkfiend: ongbok: Skleenar: I swear by Great Maron's Ghost, is there anything good that has ever come out of New Mexico?

As the only state in the union named after a foreign land, this shouldn't really be any surprise.  But seriously, how we even tolerate that nutria-ridden, Francophone province in these United States is beyond me.  We should give it back to the Incans.

New York, New Jersey. How about a state named after an English King?

Georgia is named after King George II, and North and South Carolina are possibly named after King Charles I (or rather, the Latin form, Carolus).

Wait....wait, wait, wait.  You are trying to say that King Charles was a transvestite?  This is just more proof that the Republican agenda includes hiding the truth of history from us all.


... and the truth of biology, and the truth of mathematics, and the truth of physics, and the truth of logic, and the truth of rational thought, and the ...
 
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