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2014-01-30 09:09:40 AM
Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.
 
2014-01-30 09:10:39 AM
Welcome to the club.  What took you so long?
 
2014-01-30 09:10:43 AM

tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.


nevada used to be part of new mexico
 
2014-01-30 09:14:18 AM

sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico


New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.
 
2014-01-30 09:17:24 AM

Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.


Mexico used to be part of Aztlán.
 
2014-01-30 09:18:39 AM

Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.


Mexico used to be a part of Spain.
 
2014-01-30 09:19:36 AM

ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be a part of Spain.


Spain used to be part of Pangea
 
2014-01-30 09:20:18 AM

ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be a part of Spain.


Spain used to be part of the Moorish Empire
 
2014-01-30 09:20:25 AM
I submitted this with a more accurate headline.
 
2014-01-30 09:20:28 AM

ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be a part of Spain.


Spain used to be part of the Ottoman Empire...

ZOMG!  Muslins!  It makes so much sense to me now.
 
2014-01-30 09:21:08 AM

make me some tea: I submitted this with a more accurate headline.


We all did.

We all did...
 
2014-01-30 09:21:13 AM

ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be a part of Spain.


Spain used to be part of Islamic Iberia.
 
2014-01-30 09:22:07 AM

Hobodeluxe: ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be a part of Spain.

Spain used to be part of Pangea


Pangea used to be part of the space-time singularity that preceded the Big Bang.
 
2014-01-30 09:22:20 AM
Rino leaves GOP. Sounds like good news, but I could be wrong.
 
2014-01-30 09:25:02 AM

make me some tea: I submitted this with a more accurate headline.


Accurate headline? And you expected to get greened?
 
2014-01-30 09:26:05 AM
As the old people vote Republican more and more, we see their children desperately flee the state, further tipping the balance.
 
2014-01-30 09:27:52 AM
She's going back to her previous job, cryptkeeping.
 
2014-01-30 09:30:12 AM
"Is it crazy in here, or is it just me?"
 
2014-01-30 09:32:52 AM
He probably got caught doing something and was asked to step down.
 
2014-01-30 09:34:31 AM

LarryDan43: He probably got caught doing something and was asked to step down.


I think it's a hermaphrodite or something.
 
2014-01-30 09:35:36 AM

Dimensio: Hobodeluxe: ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be a part of Spain.

Spain used to be part of Pangea

Pangea used to be part of the space-time singularity that preceded the Big Bang.


The singularity used to be part of God's jizz.
 
2014-01-30 09:35:41 AM

LarryDan43: He probably got caught doing something and was asked to step down.


You know how I know you didn't read the article?
 
2014-01-30 09:36:57 AM

Dimensio: Hobodeluxe: ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be a part of Spain.

Spain used to be part of Pangea

Pangea used to be part of the space-time singularity that preceded the Big Bang.


The singularity used to be a gleam in God's eye.
 
2014-01-30 09:37:10 AM

finnished: LarryDan43: He probably got caught doing something and was asked to step down.

You know how I know you didn't read the article?


LarryDan probably just looked at the picture.
 
2014-01-30 09:37:44 AM

jso2897: make me some tea: I submitted this with a more accurate headline.

Accurate headline? And you expected to get greened?


Good point.
 
2014-01-30 09:38:29 AM
Looks like a faces of meth prison interview picture
 
2014-01-30 09:44:01 AM

qorkfiend: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be part of Aztlán.


Ever notice you don't hear any talk of Reconquista anymore?
 
2014-01-30 09:44:26 AM

Dimensio: Hobodeluxe: ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be a part of Spain.

Spain used to be part of Pangea

Pangea used to be part of the space-time singularity that preceded the Big Bang.


You seriously want to stop it there, you couldn't do maybe Pangea -> Molten Earth -> Sol System -> Galaxy -> Universe -> Big Bang -> Gleam in G-d's eye? You had to stop it at Pangea? You bastard! :-P
 
2014-01-30 09:46:40 AM
What I have learned today so far:

New Mexico and Nevada were once nothing but a dream within God's left nut.
 
2014-01-30 09:48:51 AM

powhound: What I have learned today so far:

New Mexico and Nevada were once nothing but a dream within God's left nut.


And Texas was once nothing more than a rumbling in his colon.
 
2014-01-30 09:55:19 AM
I swear by Great Maron's Ghost, is there anything good that has ever come out of New Mexico?

As the only state in the union named after a foreign land, this shouldn't really be any surprise.  But seriously, how we even tolerate that nutria-ridden, Francophone province in these United States is beyond me.  We should give it back to the Incans.
 
2014-01-30 09:56:23 AM

Skleenar: As the only state in the union named after a foreign land,


New York?
 
2014-01-30 09:57:43 AM

max_pooper: ongbok: Demogorgon: sprawl15: tnpir: Nevada, not New Mexico, failmitter.

nevada used to be part of new mexico

New Mexico used to be part of Mexico.

Mexico used to be a part of Spain.

Spain used to be part of Islamic Iberia.


Islamic Iberia used to be part of the Roman Empire.
 
2014-01-30 09:59:28 AM

Lost Thought 00: Skleenar: As the only state in the union named after a foreign land,

New York?


Named after Merriweather Clark's slave.
 
2014-01-30 10:00:06 AM

Skleenar: I swear by Great Maron's Ghost, is there anything good that has ever come out of New Mexico?

As the only state in the union named after a foreign land, this shouldn't really be any surprise.  But seriously, how we even tolerate that nutria-ridden, Francophone province in these United States is beyond me.  We should give it back to the Incans.


New York, New Jersey. How about a state named after an English King?
 
2014-01-30 10:00:55 AM

Skleenar: I swear by Great Maron's Ghost, is there anything good that has ever come out of New Mexico?

As the only state in the union named after a foreign land, this shouldn't really be any surprise.  But seriously, how we even tolerate that nutria-ridden, Francophone province in these United States is beyond me.  We should give it back to the Incans.


california was named after a pizza chain
 
2014-01-30 10:01:02 AM
Door》ass
 
2014-01-30 10:01:15 AM

ongbok: New Jersey.


Named after a cow.  Jeez you guys, learn a little history.
 
2014-01-30 10:01:50 AM

sprawl15: california was named after a pizza chain


Here's someone who gets it.
 
2014-01-30 10:01:57 AM

Skleenar: ongbok: New Jersey.

Named after a cow.  Jeez you guys, learn a little history.


A new cow I assume
 
2014-01-30 10:03:26 AM

ongbok: Skleenar: ongbok: New Jersey.

Named after a cow.  Jeez you guys, learn a little history.

A new cow I assume


they have diligently maintained that new cow smell for hundreds of years
 
2014-01-30 10:05:10 AM

Skleenar: Lost Thought 00: Skleenar: As the only state in the union named after a foreign land,

New York?

Named after Merriweather Clark's slave.


When did Lewis and Clark fuse into a single entity?
 
2014-01-30 10:06:09 AM
But if the new Republicans don't have extreme views, how will voters know if they are conservative enough?

We live in a world where people's political leanings could be rated on a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 being the most conservative). But to the Teabaggers, GOP congressmen should only be 10. Anything less is a RINO. And all people who don't agree with their politics are obviously a 1 on that chart. That's right. The 47% are just a bunch of evil Prius driving vegan welfare leech hippies.
 
2014-01-30 10:06:21 AM

Merry Sunshine: Skleenar: Lost Thought 00: Skleenar: As the only state in the union named after a foreign land,

New York?

Named after Merriweather Clark's slave.

When did Lewis and Clark fuse into a single entity?


shortly after they were a gleam in God's eye
 
2014-01-30 10:06:43 AM

Skleenar: I swear by Great Maron's Ghost, is there anything good that has ever come out of New Mexico?





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I really like green chiles.
 
2014-01-30 10:10:01 AM

Skleenar: ongbok: New Jersey.

Named after a cow.  Jeez you guys, learn a little history.


Actually, Jersey is a semi-independent island in the English channel.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey
 
2014-01-30 10:10:52 AM
My father was a Republican. He died in 1993. I'm certain he wouldn't recognize the GOP now. He'd be disgusted with it, too.
 
2014-01-30 10:10:58 AM

Skleenar: I swear by Great Maron's Ghost, is there anything good that has ever come out of New Mexico?


urbanmonkey1.files.wordpress.com

// tread lightly
 
2014-01-30 10:12:42 AM
Two states named after a Kennedy kid.

South and North.
 
2014-01-30 10:13:27 AM
farking Reagan would be a democrat now if he saw today's GOP.
 
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