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(WBTW Myrtle Beach)   Middle school student disciplined after spiking opponent's Gatorade cooler with bleach. Fortunately the other team was just a load of regular whites   (wbtw.com) divider line 44
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2014-01-30 09:14:19 AM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-01-30 09:16:10 AM  
As opposed to dihydrogen monoxide?
 
2014-01-30 09:16:31 AM  
It probably improved the flavor.
 
2014-01-30 09:16:39 AM  
That's a pretty base accusation.
 
2014-01-30 09:17:37 AM  
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2014-01-30 09:18:33 AM  
Sad that he was reduced to this.
 
2014-01-30 09:21:12 AM  
Srsly, that is about the amount you would use for emergency disinfection of drinking water. (1/8 tsp per gallon) Of course no one was hurt. It probably helped, health wise; those big coolers can get pretty nasty. And Gatorade tastes like piss filtered through a dirty gym sock anyway so a little bleach could only make it better.

So what's more worrisome here - that a student tried to poison the other team, or that he was too stupid to figure out how?
 
2014-01-30 09:24:45 AM  
Geez, what a blea-otch
 
2014-01-30 09:28:47 AM  

namegoeshere: It probably improved the flavor.


This. Had to drink a lot of that crap for a while after getting my colon removed. Definitly an aquired taste.
 
2014-01-30 09:28:52 AM  
I'm sure he didn't want to hurt people since he only put in a capful but had he free poured it could have easily killed.  He's lucky he's not getting expelled.
 
2014-01-30 09:33:14 AM  
i184.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-30 09:35:54 AM  
Black kid suspected of messing with a cops food, beaten and arrested

Punk kid pours toxin in opponents food, cops are out on a doughnut run.


Why isn't this little fark in jail?
 
2014-01-30 09:37:39 AM  

lindalouwho: namegoeshere: It probably improved the flavor.

This. Had to drink a lot of that crap for a while after getting my colon removed. Definitly an aquired taste.


Wow, that's shiatty.
 
2014-01-30 09:39:57 AM  
I'm very proud of the respect I've earned
and my voice is very deep 'cause my throat got burned.
Bleach keeps you young so I've been told
'cause no one who drinks it lives to be old
Drink it with a chaser is the first thing I learned.
 
2014-01-30 09:41:51 AM  
Is it just me or are headlines rapidly deteriorating in quality to the point of boing unreadable?
 
2014-01-30 09:42:57 AM  

TNel: I'm sure he didn't want to hurt people since he only put in a capful but had he free poured it could have easily killed.  He's lucky he's not getting expelled.


TFA doesn't say, but if he was an athlete, he could have gang raped the principal's daughter without so much as a slap on the wrist. Meanwhile the science nerds get harsh punishment for saying a word the teacher doesn't understand.
 
2014-01-30 09:45:38 AM  

Shadowtag: TNel: I'm sure he didn't want to hurt people since he only put in a capful but had he free poured it could have easily killed.  He's lucky he's not getting expelled.

TFA doesn't say, but if he was an athlete, he could have gang raped the principal's daughter without so much as a slap on the wrist. Meanwhile the science nerds get harsh punishment for saying a word the teacher doesn't understand.



You sound like a nerd.
 
2014-01-30 09:47:01 AM  

jfivealive: lindalouwho: namegoeshere: It probably improved the flavor.

This. Had to drink a lot of that crap for a while after getting my colon removed. Definitly an aquired taste.

Wow, that's shiatty.


You have no idea how many times a day the opportunity for making puns comes up for everyone.

/still not tired of it tho, I'm a 9yr old on the subject
 
2014-01-30 09:47:22 AM  
Wtf.

Attempted murder = Suspension

Making a gun gesture with fingers = Expulsion

?
 
2014-01-30 09:49:49 AM  

chrisco123: Is it just me or are headlines rapidly deteriorating in quality to the point of boing unreadable?


Heh
 
2014-01-30 09:50:14 AM  
i171.photobucket.com

But mama, he he he said Gatorade was better than H2O.
 
2014-01-30 09:52:36 AM  
So is the headline not going to credit the Deadspin user it blatantly stole that joke from?
 
2014-01-30 09:54:08 AM  
lindalouwho

namegoeshere: It probably improved the flavor.

This. Had to drink a lot of that crap for a while after getting my colon removed. Definitly an aquired taste.



I only drink the orange and fruit punch, don't know what the hell they were thinking with the other flavors. Sure it glows blue, but can we make it taste like it glows blue.
 
2014-01-30 09:55:43 AM  
images.rapgenius.com

Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
 
2014-01-30 09:57:46 AM  

FatherChaos: [images.rapgenius.com image 300x300]

Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites


www.mileanhour.com
 
2014-01-30 09:58:05 AM  

Shakes999: So is the headline not going to credit the Deadspin user it blatantly stole that joke from?


*sigh*

This is why my greens are so few and far between.

/and the fact I don't bring teh funnay.
 
2014-01-30 10:02:55 AM  

Gunny Highway: I'm very proud of the respect I've earned
and my voice is very deep 'cause my throat got burned.
Bleach keeps you young so I've been told
'cause no one who drinks it lives to be old
Drink it with a chaser is the first thing I learned.


Came for Dead Milkmen. Leaving whiter and brighter.
 
2014-01-30 10:12:41 AM  
This is why the ageist laws which prevent humans of with fewer annual cycles in their lifetimes from purchasing alcohol are bad. If the kid could've just bought a fifth of Jack and dumped that in their Gatorade, their would have been a laugh instead of a scare.
 
2014-01-30 10:14:52 AM  
How the hell is the little f**ker NOT in Juvie right now?! >:-(
 
2014-01-30 10:23:02 AM  
Gunny Highway/Punk Tiger

Here at my gov't job I'm prone to suddenly belting out "I'm so bored I'm drinkin bleach, I'm so bored I'm driiinking bleach"

/nobody seems to know what I'm talking about and they give me a wide berth
//serves 'em right for not knowing what the queer are doing to our soil
 
2014-01-30 10:29:21 AM  

Okieboy: Gunny Highway/Punk Tiger

Here at my gov't job I'm prone to suddenly belting out "I'm so bored I'm drinkin bleach, I'm so bored I'm driiinking bleach"

/nobody seems to know what I'm talking about and they give me a wide berth
//serves 'em right for not knowing what the queer are doing to our soil


I was getting coffee in the lunch room the other day, I thought I was alone, so I was singing Plum Dumb. "Plum it, plum it, plum it, plum it. Yeeeaahhhhh!"  Of course, there was someone in the back of the room staring at me when I turned around haha.
 
2014-01-30 10:31:15 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: lindalouwho

namegoeshere: It probably improved the flavor.

This. Had to drink a lot of that crap for a while after getting my colon removed. Definitly an aquired taste.


I only drink the orange and fruit punch, don't know what the hell they were thinking with the other flavors. Sure it glows blue, but can we make it taste like it glows blue.


I drank the same flavors, plus one of the blues (frost glacier freeze) because those are the ones Sam's Club sold in powder form cheap - 4lb 12oz (makes 36qts) for just under 10 bucks.

/glowing blue didn't taste like it glows
//has a sad now
 
2014-01-30 10:46:25 AM  

lindalouwho: jfivealive: lindalouwho: namegoeshere: It probably improved the flavor.

This. Had to drink a lot of that crap for a while after getting my colon removed. Definitly an aquired taste.

Wow, that's shiatty.

You have no idea how many times a day the opportunity for making puns comes up for everyone.

/still not tired of it tho, I'm a 9yr old on the subject


As long as its not a corny pun
 
2014-01-30 10:54:06 AM  
So he puts bleach in the opponent's drink and he is being disciplined by the school but if he had simulated a gun with his hand and pointed it at the other team he'd be in jail right now?
 
2014-01-30 10:57:29 AM  

chrisco123: Is it just me or are headlines rapidly deteriorating in quality to the point of boing unreadable?


Don't make fun of "boing", son.
 
2014-01-30 10:58:54 AM  

jfivealive: lindalouwho: jfivealive: lindalouwho: namegoeshere: It probably improved the flavor.

This. Had to drink a lot of that crap for a while after getting my colon removed. Definitly an aquired taste.

Wow, that's shiatty.

You have no idea how many times a day the opportunity for making puns comes up for everyone.

/still not tired of it tho, I'm a 9yr old on the subject

As long as its not a corny pun


Hackneyed maybe, but never corny.

/shudder
 
2014-01-30 12:08:34 PM  

namegoeshere: Srsly, that is about the amount you would use for emergency disinfection of drinking water. (1/8 tsp per gallon) Of course no one was hurt. It probably helped, health wise; those big coolers can get pretty nasty. And Gatorade tastes like piss filtered through a dirty gym sock anyway so a little bleach could only make it better.

So what's more worrisome here - that a student tried to poison the other team, or that he was too stupid to figure out how?



Yes, yes we know that...but let's not get in the way of everyone else's rage-boner shall we?
 
2014-01-30 01:32:38 PM  
 
2014-01-30 01:32:43 PM  
I hope they charge the little piece of shiat with multiple counts of attempted murder. Because that's the fair penalty for attempting to mass-poison people with a potentially deadly chemical agent.
 
2014-01-30 01:35:16 PM  
I wonder how many of the victims will go on to develop bladder cancer or some such awful shiat as a consquence of this little bastard.
 
2014-01-30 01:45:39 PM  
and three student witnesses have been disciplined

So now you can be punished for just seeing something?
 
2014-01-30 02:17:23 PM  

wambu: SFW eyebleach anybody?



Nice.Fake.
 
2014-01-30 02:55:22 PM  

Pincy: So he puts bleach in the opponent's drink and he is being disciplined by the school but if he had simulated a gun with his hand and pointed it at the other team he'd be in jail right now?


Bleach doesn't kill people.  People kill people.
 
2014-01-30 03:08:04 PM  
Came for Ichigo reference...
Once again I have to satisfy myself.... sigh

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