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(Daily Mail)   British dating site caters to women seeking part time lovers who like to spend their free time away from each other. In other words, a husband   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 47
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2014-01-30 08:43:33 AM  
I'd like to sign up! Oh yeah.. got a divorce and found a female lover instead. Wait.. maybe I need tiime away from her!  Sign up?
 
2014-01-30 08:45:44 AM  
I bet the men can't see it coming.

www.recordsindia.com
 
2014-01-30 08:46:14 AM  
img.fark.net

Doesn't  see any problem with it.
 
2014-01-30 08:47:33 AM  
Someone else's husband...
 
2014-01-30 08:48:14 AM  
Damn! too slow...

Well done, DarkSoulNoHope
 
2014-01-30 08:49:54 AM  
Give him more credit than that. Even Stevie wonders....
 
2014-01-30 08:52:01 AM  
So no BJs in the parking lot then
 
2014-01-30 08:55:23 AM  

ChipNASA: So no BJs in the parking lot then


Well, now, let's not rule anything out.
 
2014-01-30 08:58:02 AM  
That's a rough 30.
 
2014-01-30 09:05:18 AM  
The caption under one of the pictures of her can be read in more than one way.
 
2014-01-30 09:11:03 AM  
I believe this site already exists... it's under "Casual Encounters" on craigslist.
 
2014-01-30 09:20:05 AM  

bigworld2000: That's a rough 30.


i.dailymail.co.uk

If I was guessing by the picture, I would have placed her at late 40's
 
2014-01-30 09:26:08 AM  
As opposed to people who want their lovers hanging out together?
 
2014-01-30 09:26:35 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: bigworld2000: That's a rough 30.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 310x548]

If I was guessing by the picture, I would have placed her at late 40's


She's one ring away from 300lbs.
 
2014-01-30 09:27:16 AM  

Hoopy Frood: As opposed to people who want their lovers hanging out together?


So swingers then?
 
2014-01-30 09:28:16 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: bigworld2000: That's a rough 30.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 310x548]

If I was guessing by the picture, I would have placed her at late 40's


Where did she get that dress, it's awful, and those shoes, Jeeeeez!
 
2014-01-30 09:31:46 AM  

bigworld2000: That's a rough 30.


The British use a different measurement system than the rest of the world. For example, weight is measured in stones, which is equivalent to 14 of our pounds. Age is measured in British years, where on British year is equal to 1.5 of our years. The female attractiveness scale uses different units as well. For example, a British "10" is the equivalent of a normal 3 or 4.

/The more you know
 
2014-01-30 09:31:59 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: Where did she get that dress, it's awful, and those shoes, Jeeeeez!


She does appear to be wearing some variety of Hooloovoo...
 
2014-01-30 09:32:09 AM  

feanorn: The caption under one of the pictures of her can be read in more than one way.


FTFA: "Helen is no stranger to unconventional realtionships, having in the past dated older men in return for gifts"

/she's a houwah!
 
2014-01-30 09:32:17 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: bigworld2000: That's a rough 30.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 310x548]

If I was guessing by the picture, I would have placed her at late 40's

Where did she get that dress, it's awful, and those shoes, Jeeeeez!


www.wearysloth.com
 
2014-01-30 09:35:59 AM  
I'd hit it, part time.
 
2014-01-30 09:36:16 AM  
A website for whores.  Sign me up!
 
2014-01-30 09:39:00 AM  

miscreant: I believe this site already exists... it's under "Casual Encounters" on craigslist.


Yeah but hopefully the women you find from this site don't begin the encounter with "you know I'm a dude right?"
 
2014-01-30 09:45:57 AM  

memtastic: miscreant: I believe this site already exists... it's under "Casual Encounters" on craigslist.

Yeah but hopefully the women you find from this site don't begin the encounter with "you know I'm a dude right?"


Bbw looking for bbm?
 
2014-01-30 09:47:32 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: bigworld2000: That's a rough 30.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 310x548]

If I was guessing by the picture, I would have placed her at late 40's

Where did she get that dress, it's awful, and those shoes, Jeeeeez!


That dress looks like she bought it off of the Duck Dynasty website.  She'd be invisible while hiding in the bushes waiting to shoot ducks.
 
2014-01-30 09:49:07 AM  

bigworld2000: That's a rough 30.


Uh, I hate to tell you this, but sometimes women lie about their age.
 
2014-01-30 09:56:33 AM  
I'm not married nor do I want a commitment; I'm having a lot of fun. Got a great Italian stallion who keeps me glowing and in great shape.
 
2014-01-30 09:59:35 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: I'm not married nor do I want a commitment; I'm having a lot of fun. Got a great Italian stallion who keeps me glowing and in great shape.


But what about the beastiality laws?
 
2014-01-30 10:02:05 AM  

kendelrio: unfarkingbelievable: I'm not married nor do I want a commitment; I'm having a lot of fun. Got a great Italian stallion who keeps me glowing and in great shape.

But what about the beastiality laws?


Technically, Italians are human beings. Technically.
 
2014-01-30 10:03:03 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: I'm not married nor do I want a commitment; I'm having a lot of fun. Got a great Italian stallion who keeps me glowing and in great shape.


Does he smell like Drakkar and Quaker State?
 
2014-01-30 10:03:53 AM  

baconbeard: bigworld2000: That's a rough 30.

The British use a different measurement system than the rest of the world. For example, weight is measured in stones, which is equivalent to 14 of our pounds. Age is measured in British years, where on British year is equal to 1.5 of our years. The female attractiveness scale uses different units as well. For example, a British "10" is the equivalent of a normal 3 or 4.

/The more you know


Yeah, and Americans totally don't put their attractive 1% on TV or in the press while the rest of the country is made up of toothless rednecks and land whales. Totally not the case.
 
2014-01-30 10:07:35 AM  

Gothnet: Yeah, and Americans totally don't put their attractive 1% on TV or in the press while the rest of the country is made up of toothless rednecks and land whales. Totally not the case.


The British are also sensitive and easily trolled.
 
2014-01-30 10:10:23 AM  

crab66: Gothnet: Yeah, and Americans totally don't put their attractive 1% on TV or in the press while the rest of the country is made up of toothless rednecks and land whales. Totally not the case.

The British are also sensitive and easily trolled.


Americans likewise by the looks of things.
 
2014-01-30 10:20:13 AM  

Gothnet: crab66: Gothnet: Yeah, and Americans totally don't put their attractive 1% on TV or in the press while the rest of the country is made up of toothless rednecks and land whales. Totally not the case.

The British are also sensitive and easily trolled.

Americans likewise by the looks of things.


"I was just trolling you uhuhuhuh!"

The argument of every idiot who overreacts to something and then realizes they look like a fool.
 
2014-01-30 10:37:48 AM  

baconbeard: kendelrio: unfarkingbelievable: I'm not married nor do I want a commitment; I'm having a lot of fun. Got a great Italian stallion who keeps me glowing and in great shape.

But what about the beastiality laws?

Technically, Italians are human beings. Technically.


But is it true love? Do you comb his back?

/I keed.
 
2014-01-30 10:42:08 AM  

memtastic: miscreant: I believe this site already exists... it's under "Casual Encounters" on craigslist.

Yeah but hopefully the women you find from this site don't begin the encounter with "you know I'm a dude right?"


Dont forget it will cost you 300 "roses"
 
2014-01-30 10:50:20 AM  

Gothnet: crab66: Gothnet: Yeah, and Americans totally don't put their attractive 1% on TV or in the press while the rest of the country is made up of toothless rednecks and land whales. Totally not the case.

The British are also sensitive and easily trolled.

Americans likewise by the looks of things.


Tell you what, you can keep score at home. Every time fark has a link from the Daily Mail calling a woman "hot," you just check to see if she is even marginally attractive.
 
2014-01-30 10:55:22 AM  

kendelrio: unfarkingbelievable: I'm not married nor do I want a commitment; I'm having a lot of fun. Got a great Italian stallion who keeps me glowing and in great shape.

But what about the beastiality laws?


Ha! I just friggin guffawed at this. Great comeback. Simply "memTASTIC."

/still giggling.
 
2014-01-30 10:56:09 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: kendelrio: unfarkingbelievable: I'm not married nor do I want a commitment; I'm having a lot of fun. Got a great Italian stallion who keeps me glowing and in great shape.

But what about the beastiality laws?

Ha! I just friggin guffawed at this. Great comeback. Simply "memTASTIC."

/still giggling.


Oopsy. quoted wrong Farker. Sorry Kendelrio. This is what happens when your brains are farked out.
 
2014-01-30 11:47:22 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: unfarkingbelievable: kendelrio: unfarkingbelievable: I'm not married nor do I want a commitment; I'm having a lot of fun. Got a great Italian stallion who keeps me glowing and in great shape.

But what about the beastiality laws?

Ha! I just friggin guffawed at this. Great comeback. Simply "memTASTIC."

/still giggling.

Oopsy. quoted wrong Farker. Sorry Kendelrio. This is what happens when your brains are farked out.


And here I thought I made a funny.

/now I has a sad...
//not really.
 
2014-01-30 12:04:40 PM  
Mind the STDs ya'll
 
2014-01-30 01:30:26 PM  
Her website's purposes is to find a fark-buddy.  Any people who think otherwise are fooling themselves.
 
2014-01-30 03:20:28 PM  

bigworld2000: That's a rough 30.


Yah there's absolutely no way she's 30.  From the picture, I thought pushing 50 and actually thought "wonder if she was hot in her younger years."  The hairstyle and the dress is not doing her any favors.
 
2014-01-30 03:29:59 PM  

MattyBlast: Her website's purposes is to find a fark-buddy.  Any people who think otherwise are fooling themselves.


Sugar daddy, more likely, given what she says about her past.
 
2014-01-30 04:49:46 PM  

kendelrio: unfarkingbelievable: unfarkingbelievable: kendelrio: unfarkingbelievable: I'm not married nor do I want a commitment; I'm having a lot of fun. Got a great Italian stallion who keeps me glowing and in great shape.

But what about the beastiality laws?

Ha! I just friggin guffawed at this. Great comeback. Simply "memTASTIC."

/still giggling.

Oopsy. quoted wrong Farker. Sorry Kendelrio. This is what happens when your brains are farked out.

And here I thought I made a funny.

/now I has a sad...
//not really.


She wrongly attributed your funny to me...

/kicks can
 
2014-01-30 04:54:07 PM  

memtastic: kendelrio: unfarkingbelievable: unfarkingbelievable: kendelrio: unfarkingbelievable: I'm not married nor do I want a commitment; I'm having a lot of fun. Got a great Italian stallion who keeps me glowing and in great shape.

But what about the beastiality laws?

Ha! I just friggin guffawed at this. Great comeback. Simply "memTASTIC."

/still giggling.

Oopsy. quoted wrong Farker. Sorry Kendelrio. This is what happens when your brains are farked out.

And here I thought I made a funny.

/now I has a sad...
//not really.

She wrongly attributed your funny to me...

/kicks can


Or maybe its vice versa.  Fark I don't know...I just know I'm out of scotch...
 
2014-01-30 05:30:55 PM  

memtastic: memtastic: kendelrio: unfarkingbelievable: unfarkingbelievable: kendelrio: unfarkingbelievable: I'm not married nor do I want a commitment; I'm having a lot of fun. Got a great Italian stallion who keeps me glowing and in great shape.

But what about the beastiality laws?

Ha! I just friggin guffawed at this. Great comeback. Simply "memTASTIC."

/still giggling.

Oopsy. quoted wrong Farker. Sorry Kendelrio. This is what happens when your brains are farked out.

And here I thought I made a funny.

/now I has a sad...
//not really.

She wrongly attributed your funny to me...

/kicks can

Or maybe its vice versa.  Fark I don't know...I just know I'm out of scotch...


I'm confused too. However, I DO have a full bottle of Makers and a fifth of Jack Black if you're so inclined.
 
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