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(Medical Daily)   New "werewolf" diet is based on the cycle of the moon. Which is not to be confused with most Americans' diet which is based on Moon Pies   (medicaldaily.com) divider line 38
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2014-01-30 01:31:09 PM
This actually makes a lot of sense, so naturally it will be mocked by so-called "nutritionists" and "medical professionals."

Early man hunted only during the waxing gibbon and waning gibbon phases of the moon cycle, so that meant that the fat in his metabolism cells were being pushed (waxing) or pulled (waning) during those times when he gorged on mastodons and nature's now extinct big cats.

We are like the cave men of old in this respect; we have not evolved. Naturally, lining up your metabolic window with the phases of the moon will allow the body to shift into a probiotic state, thus burning more fats.
 
2014-01-30 01:35:43 PM
Here's who the diet appeals to:

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2014-01-30 01:40:25 PM
MMMM.  Moon-pies and RC co-colas.  Yum yum.
 
2014-01-30 01:55:57 PM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-30 02:54:57 PM

Sybarite:


There wolf!
 
2014-01-30 03:01:04 PM
TLDR.. Im guessing it has to do with oral sex  you give for 3 weeks of the month and then get for a solid week straight?
 
2014-01-30 03:01:43 PM
Oh for god's sake. Just stop eating junk. Eat reasonable portions of actual food that you make at home. Get off your ass once in a while. That's it for most people. That's all most people need to do.

I'm 42. When I was a kid in the 1970s, soda was something we had once a week at maximum. Candy was a few time a year. Chips were for picnics. Restaurants were for Mother's Day and other special occasions. And no one was fat.

Eat like that and you can forget all these ridiculous fads.
 
2014-01-30 03:04:25 PM
i.ytimg.com
 
2014-01-30 03:10:43 PM
I thought the werewolf diet was human.
 
2014-01-30 03:11:32 PM
I'm on a werewolf diet, but it involves only eating the flesh of animals that I've ripped apart with my bare hands.

images3.cinema.de
 
2014-01-30 03:16:23 PM
Hey, smitty, please don't generalize Southern Redneck Hicks as Americans. Thanks.

/loves Moon Pies
 
2014-01-30 03:44:35 PM
Smell like I sound, I'm lost in a crowd
and I'm hungry like the wolf
 
2014-01-30 03:46:36 PM
I base my diet on my wife's moon blood. As in I mix it in with pretty much anything I eat or drink. Makes a great chunky soup base.
 
2014-01-30 03:46:50 PM
gshepnyc: I'm 42. When I was a kid in the 1970s, soda was something we had once a week at maximum. Candy was a few time a year. Chips were for picnics. Restaurants were for Mother's Day and other special occasions. And no one was fat.

When I was a kid in the 80s, we ate all the soda and chips we want. We bought candybars 3 for a dollar and liked it.

But we were also out all day burning off those calories.

// race you to that tree
 
2014-01-30 03:53:54 PM

sigdiamond2000: Early man hunted only during the waxing gibbon and waning gibbon phases of the moon cycle, so that meant that the fat in his metabolism cells were being pushed (waxing) or pulled (waning) during those times when he gorged on mastodons and nature's now extinct big cats.


Some would argue that early man WAS basically a waxing gibbon but leaves personal hygiene out of this.

(I think you mean gibbous?)
 
2014-01-30 03:55:31 PM

gshepnyc: I'm 42. When I was a kid in the 1970s, soda was something we had once a week at maximum. Candy was a few time a year. Chips were for picnics. Restaurants were for Mother's Day and other special occasions. And no one was fat.


What a shiatty-assed childhood!
 
2014-01-30 03:55:45 PM

Son of Thunder: I'm on a werewolf diet, but it involves only eating the flesh of animals that I've ripped apart with my bare hands.

[images3.cinema.de image 800x521]


had this a Lee Ho Fooks in Soho

s23.postimg.org
 
2014-01-30 04:00:02 PM
i1.ytimg.com

Moon Pie? What a time to be alive!
 
2014-01-30 04:00:32 PM
Moon pie? Goes best with:
www.drpeppersnapplegroup.com
 
2014-01-30 04:14:46 PM
I was in my 20s the first time I saw a moon pie.   It took 10 years to work up my nerve to try one.   Never ate another one

/fast approaching 50
 
2014-01-30 04:16:32 PM

sigdiamond2000: This actually makes a lot of sense, so naturally it will be mocked by so-called "nutritionists" and "medical professionals."

Early man hunted only during the waxing gibbon and waning gibbon phases of the moon cycle, so that meant that the fat in his metabolism cells were being pushed (waxing) or pulled (waning) during those times when he gorged on mastodons and nature's now extinct big cats.

We are like the cave men of old in this respect; we have not evolved. Naturally, lining up your metabolic window with the phases of the moon will allow the body to shift into a probiotic state, thus burning more fats.


9/10  Very nice.
 
2014-01-30 04:24:00 PM

Pinner: gshepnyc: I'm 42. When I was a kid in the 1970s, soda was something we had once a week at maximum. Candy was a few time a year. Chips were for picnics. Restaurants were for Mother's Day and other special occasions. And no one was fat.

What a shiatty-assed childhood!


I was a kid in the 70's too.  Not sure how you missed out on all candy and soda.  And fat people.
 
2014-01-30 04:26:45 PM
Nice headline, Leno
 
2014-01-30 04:40:38 PM

gshepnyc: Oh for god's sake. Just stop eating junk. Eat reasonable portions of actual food that you make at home. Get off your ass once in a while. That's it for most people. That's all most people need to do.

I'm 42. When I was a kid in the 1970s, soda was something we had once a week at maximum. Candy was a few time a year. Chips were for picnics. Restaurants were for Mother's Day and other special occasions. And no one was fat.

Eat like that and you can forget all these ridiculous fads.


Are you sure you weren't just poor?

/no fat people in the 70s? Lolwut?
 
2014-01-30 04:56:24 PM
Don't eat that if it's bleeding?
 
2014-01-30 04:57:50 PM
I'm sticking with the Jonathan E diet.
 
2014-01-30 05:12:53 PM

Cheron: Son of Thunder: I'm on a werewolf diet, but it involves only eating the flesh of animals that I've ripped apart with my bare hands.

[images3.cinema.de image 800x521]

had this a Lee Ho Fooks in Soho

[s23.postimg.org image 300x400]


Dude -- your hair is perfect!
 
2014-01-30 05:13:50 PM

Cheron: Son of Thunder: I'm on a werewolf diet, but it involves only eating the flesh of animals that I've ripped apart with my bare hands.

[images3.cinema.de image 800x521]

had this a Lee Ho Fooks in Soho

[s23.postimg.org image 300x400]


Wait, that's beef LO mein, not beef chow mein.

/Poser.
 
2014-01-30 05:40:00 PM

Son of Thunder: I'm on a werewolf diet, but it involves only eating the flesh of animals that I've ripped apart with my bare hands.

[images3.cinema.de image 800x521]


If you have to run down and fight for your meal you'll lose weight.

I guarantee it.
 
2014-01-30 06:27:15 PM
scooter pie !!!
 
2014-01-30 06:53:35 PM
Wurrewilf?

www.mst3kinfo.com
 
2014-01-30 07:15:57 PM
And how does that translate into munar cycles?
 
2014-01-30 08:40:49 PM
A diet based on the difference in the gravitational force exerted on water in your body between the moon's apogee and it's parigee.... I wish we could lure him to the Super Bowl under false pretenses, perhaps presenting him with some kind of fitness award.  Then we could have a high school physics class beat him to death with sticks during the halftime show while their teacher calculates the actual difference between the gravitational attraction at apogee and perigee.  Maybe that would discourage people from spouting pseudoscientific bullshiat for a little while.
 
2014-01-30 08:48:54 PM
I was expecting something about eating a vegetarian diet until the full moon, and then eating all the meat you want for three days.

This was much stupider.
 
2014-01-30 08:50:27 PM

Tyrosine: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Moon Pie? What a time to be alive!


Was hoping that reference would pop up in this thread...
 
2014-01-30 10:37:29 PM
I preffer the Spider Woman's Diet.

It's made of bacon.
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2014-01-30 11:51:19 PM
There were moon pies in the vending machine on the ground floor of Evans. For the longest time that was the only place I could find them and sometimes they were incentive enough to get me to math lectures in the building.
 
2014-01-31 05:53:33 AM
ilovewerewolves.com
 
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