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2014-01-30 04:39:40 AM
People biatch and moan about steroids and GMOs and whatever else, but they give the farking HERO tag to a farking edible cyborg?  GOD DAMN IT PEOPLE!  HAVE NONE OF YOU READ GIBSON'S SPRAWL TRILOGY?
 
2014-01-30 04:54:18 AM
Uh, technically, that's a young bull there, chief. I don't recommend you try to milk him. He might enjoy it too much.
 
2014-01-30 04:58:03 AM

HotWingAgenda: Uh, technically, that's a young bull there, chief. I don't recommend you try to milk him. He might enjoy it too much.


Yeah, that's why you shouldn't jerk off the underaged, you should wait until they know enough to hate it.  Sicko.
 
2014-01-30 08:34:05 AM
Oh, for f*ck's sake you f*cking tree-hugging hippies.
 
2014-01-30 08:34:34 AM

staplermofo: HotWingAgenda: Uh, technically, that's a young bull there, chief. I don't recommend you try to milk him. He might enjoy it too much.

Yeah, that's why you shouldn't jerk off the underaged, you should wait until they know enough to hate it.  Sicko.


Red Rocket, Red Rocket,.

media.south-parkx.info
 
2014-01-30 08:35:09 AM
This is cool and you gotta love the Aggies, but I just can't help wonder how many people are waiting for prosthetics that could have benefited from the time and energy put into this future steak.
 
2014-01-30 08:37:19 AM

tungub: This is cool and you gotta love the Aggies, but I just can't help wonder how many people are waiting for prosthetics that could have benefited from the time and energy put into this future steak.


There are people waiting for prosthetics from veterinarians?
 
2014-01-30 08:40:13 AM
Why is the name of the subject in quotes through the entire article?   Is it's name not really Hero?  Is Hero a code for steak?
 
2014-01-30 08:40:34 AM
Best headline I've seen today.

Also the second headline I've seen today but it's one that will hold its own.
 
2014-01-30 08:41:30 AM
+1 to subby for using one of my favorite punchlines.
 
2014-01-30 08:44:56 AM

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Why is the name of the subject in quotes through the entire article?   Is it's name not really Hero?  Is Hero a code for steak?


No, it's a sandwich.
 
2014-01-30 08:47:23 AM
So i'm assuming that this owner is going to spring for new prosthetics every year until this sack of meat reaches its full growth potential?
 
2014-01-30 08:49:09 AM
A slider.
 
2014-01-30 08:49:37 AM
Great Headline.  Great Tag.  I LOL'd.
 
2014-01-30 08:50:42 AM
farm8.staticflickr.com

/window seat, please
 
2014-01-30 08:53:25 AM
Came for "ground beef" reference...
 
2014-01-30 08:57:35 AM
Knows what you are talking about.

cdn.blisstree.com
 
2014-01-30 09:03:23 AM
Yay, Subbie.  One of my favorite jokes.
 
2014-01-30 09:06:53 AM
Sometimes, just because you CAN, doesn't mean you SHOULD.
 
2014-01-30 09:09:22 AM

Molavian: Oh, for f*ck's sake you f*cking tree-hugging hippies.


Yeah. This.
 
2014-01-30 09:11:18 AM
This happened in TEXAS?
 
2014-01-30 09:16:14 AM
Anyone else got the auto-play Applebees ad - where the first thing shown is a giant steak - when they opened the link?
 
2014-01-30 09:22:36 AM

tungub: This is cool and you gotta love the Aggies, but I just can't help wonder how many people are waiting for prosthetics that could have benefited from the time and energy put into this future steak.


Because nothing can be learned from applying prosthesis technology to other species.

You would have loved William Proxmire. He also had a very poor grasp of science.
 
2014-01-30 09:23:56 AM

tungub: This is cool and you gotta love the Aggies, but I just can't help wonder how many people are waiting for prosthetics that could have benefited from the time and energy put into this future steak.


More likely chop meat. The quality of steak goes downhill once the meat has been frozen.
 
2014-01-30 09:25:11 AM
I don't understand the point of this. Is the calf going to be a pet now?

If it is going to be veal in 9 months, then she probably has to sell 5 cows to  pay for the prosthetic legs of #6.
 
2014-01-30 09:29:41 AM
I'm always amazed how hippies don the cloak of Darwinism, but fail to appreciate its logic.
 
2014-01-30 09:35:52 AM
I'm kinda stumped why they'd do this.

/try the veal
 
2014-01-30 09:38:47 AM

jfivealive: I'm kinda stumped why they'd do this.

/try the veal


I was honestly wondering myself why the hell they made prosthetics instead of veal?
 
2014-01-30 09:38:58 AM
That one shoe needs adjusting
 
2014-01-30 09:40:29 AM

Molavian: Oh, for f*ck's sake you f*cking tree-hugging hippies.




shedoesblog.files.wordpress.com

Don't have a cow, man.
 
2014-01-30 09:42:43 AM

Molavian: Oh, for f*ck's sake you f*cking tree-hugging hippies.


And BTW, aggy is anything BUT hippies.
They cheered for the National Guard after the Kent State shootings.
 
2014-01-30 09:47:07 AM

staplermofo: edible cyborg


Punk band name.  Claimed it.
 
2014-01-30 09:52:35 AM

Maud Dib: Molavian: Oh, for f*ck's sake you f*cking tree-hugging hippies.

And BTW, aggy is anything BUT hippies.
They cheered for the National Guard after the Kent State shootings.


Because they have the same students after 44 years
 
2014-01-30 09:59:20 AM
Why would you do that? The humane thing would have been to put it down.
 
2014-01-30 10:02:27 AM
When I clicked on the video an Applebee's steak commercial came on and then the story.
 
2014-01-30 10:14:25 AM
MATTHEW 25:45

www.rentcafe.com
 
2014-01-30 10:30:18 AM
www.littlestuffedbull.com
 
2014-01-30 10:51:08 AM
But... but... but, veal!
 
2014-01-30 11:12:04 AM

Claude Ballse: jfivealive: I'm kinda stumped why they'd do this.

/try the veal

I was honestly wondering myself why the hell they made prosthetics instead of veal?


Because thawed meat never tastes as good as fresh meat.
 
2014-01-30 11:14:32 AM

tuxq: Maud Dib: Molavian: Oh, for f*ck's sake you f*cking tree-hugging hippies.

And BTW, aggy is anything BUT hippies.
They cheered for the National Guard after the Kent State shootings.

Because they have the same students after 44 years


Well, it is Texas.
 
2014-01-30 11:33:11 AM

cgraves67: But... but... but, veal!


But alas! no osso bucco.
 
2014-01-30 11:41:06 AM
Frostbite? I think they meant to say freezer burn.
 
2014-01-30 12:06:14 PM
in the top ten of jokes
 
2014-01-30 12:18:44 PM

Gecko Gingrich: Anyone else got the auto-play Applebees ad - where the first thing shown is a giant steak - when they opened the link?


Do you know what you've done?  Now we are going to hear from several people who are above seeing ads who will come here to proclaim their superiority amid the ignorance of everyone else.  You just watch.  They will stop reading and fire off a reply when they see your post, so mine will not serve as any kind of warning or give-away.  It's coming....prepare to be thoroughly impressed....
 
2014-01-30 12:49:27 PM
Gold star for subby!
 
2014-01-30 02:11:33 PM

Big_Fat_Liar: Gecko Gingrich: Anyone else got the auto-play Applebees ad - where the first thing shown is a giant steak - when they opened the link?

Do you know what you've done?  Now we are going to hear from several people who are above seeing ads who will come here to proclaim their superiority amid the ignorance of everyone else.  You just watch.  They will stop reading and fire off a reply when they see your post, so mine will not serve as any kind of warning or give-away.  It's coming....prepare to be thoroughly impressed....


Lo siento.
 
2014-01-30 06:34:17 PM

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Why is the name of the subject in quotes through the entire article?   Is it's name not really Hero?  Is Hero a code for steak?


That bugged me a lot, "Satan's Bunny Slippers".
 
2014-01-30 06:47:31 PM
Lil' Brudder!  He's got the heart of a champion!
 
2014-01-30 06:56:09 PM

morg: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Why is the name of the subject in quotes through the entire article?   Is it's name not really Hero?  Is Hero a code for steak?

That bugged me a lot, "Satan's Bunny Slippers".


3 glasses of wine in, that made me giggle. :)
 
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