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(Today)   Jennifer Lawrence and a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos may be a Farker's dream but it's a costumer's nightmare   ( today.com) divider line
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2014-01-30 09:30:37 AM  
Jennifer Lawrence and a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos

... it moved.
 
2014-01-30 09:39:58 AM  
Well this is new material for the Fark spank bank.
 
2014-01-30 09:48:36 AM  
"Jennifer Lawrence is a very . . . let's say . . . raw and intuitive young lady"

The world's ultimate euphemism for "slob".  Imma have to remember that.
 
2014-01-30 09:51:11 AM  
Was just mentioning to a friend that Jennifer was at a club I was recently at. But I couldn't remember her name for the life of me, so I just logged on to Fark and checked the entertainment tab. Sure enough, she's in the second article listed.

It's kinda sweet if you think about it, actually. Fark has a ♥crush♥.
 
2014-01-30 09:54:12 AM  

Zombalupagus: Was just mentioning to a friend that Jennifer was at a club I was recently at. But I couldn't remember her name for the life of me, so I just logged on to Fark and checked the entertainment tab. Sure enough, she's in the second article listed.

It's kinda sweet if you think about it, actually. Fark has a ♥crush♥.


Can you blame us?
 
2014-01-30 10:03:58 AM  
static.someecards.com
 
2014-01-30 10:09:23 AM  
For the record... l wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating Doritos.
 
2014-01-30 10:10:59 AM  
I bet she BEEFS.
 
2014-01-30 10:17:09 AM  

Buttknuckle: I bet she BEEFS.


I wonder what I could get on Ebay for "Jennifer Lawrence Fart-in-a-Jar"?
 
2014-01-30 10:17:29 AM  
Did you see Jennifer's dress? The first thing you notice is the Doritos dust!

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-30 10:22:52 AM  
zachsangandthegang.com
 
2014-01-30 10:23:17 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Did you see Jennifer's dress? The first thing you notice is the Doritos dust!

[i.imgur.com image 390x545]


Let's be honest, that dress could have polonium 210 dust on it and it wouldn't stop any Farker from ripping it off with his or her teeth.
 
2014-01-30 10:25:22 AM  

Buttknuckle: I bet she BEEFS.


And heels it down the drain?
 
2014-01-30 10:26:16 AM  
These photos were taken shortly before the Doritos bag was opened

blog.zap2it.comjscdn.swaggernewyork.com
 
2014-01-30 10:36:50 AM  

Buttknuckle: I bet she BEEFS.


by far the dumbest meme on Fark.
 
2014-01-30 10:39:24 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-30 10:46:25 AM  

Uncle Pooky: Buttknuckle: I bet she BEEFS.

by far the dumbest meme on Fark.


RIP dumb meme.
 
2014-01-30 10:53:20 AM  
She cracks me up.  Let's be honest--she could possibly really weird in large doses, but a good kind of weird.


I hope she doesn't turn into a five-marriage biatchy idiot the longer she hangs around Hollywood.
 
2014-01-30 10:54:20 AM  
She's gotten to the point where she could kick puppies and I'd find it endearing.
 
2014-01-30 10:54:38 AM  

Uncle Pooky: Buttknuckle: I bet she BEEFS.

by far the dumbest meme on Fark.


THIS ^^^^

If I am ever made King of Fark, I shall banish it from the realm for all time!
 
2014-01-30 10:57:54 AM  

Beerguy: Uncle Pooky: Buttknuckle: I bet she BEEFS.

by far the dumbest meme on Fark.

THIS ^^^^

If I am ever made King of Fark, I shall banish it from the realm for all time!


I'll bet you'll heel it down the shower drain when you do.
 
2014-01-30 11:00:44 AM  
If I could choose the time, place, and manner of my own death...

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-30 11:00:52 AM  

stupiddream: I'll bet you'll heel it down the shower drain when you do.


i285.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-30 11:10:46 AM  

Beerguy: Uncle Pooky: Buttknuckle: I bet she BEEFS.

by far the dumbest meme on Fark.

THIS ^^^^

If I am ever made King of Fark, I shall banish it from the realm for all time!


As long as you bring back wharrgarbl my lord, all will be right with Fark.
 
2014-01-30 11:14:46 AM  

Uncle Pooky: by far the dumbest meme on Fark.


I guess we know who in this thread leaves four or five forearm-sized logs without a flush in-between!
 
2014-01-30 11:20:21 AM  

fickenchucker: She cracks me up.  Let's be honest--she could possibly really weird in large doses, but a good kind of weird.


I hope she doesn't turn into a five-marriage biatchy idiot the longer she hangs around Hollywood.


I could see her in her 50s not doing a lot but still a highly entertaining talk show guest.
 
2014-01-30 11:23:00 AM  

Beerguy: Uncle Pooky: Buttknuckle: I bet she BEEFS.

by far the dumbest meme on Fark.

THIS ^^^^

If I am ever made King of Fark, I shall banish it from the realm for all time!


Whosoever pulleth me out of her shall be made the King of Fark, so....start pulling.

/That meme is pretty beat too.
 
2014-01-30 11:25:59 AM  

exparrot: Whosoever pulleth me out of her shall be made the King of Fark, so....start pulling.


I start pulling as soon as I click into a Jennifer Lawrence thread.
 
2014-01-30 11:30:34 AM  

DrBenway: I could see her in her 50s not doing a lot but still a highly entertaining talk show guest.



Phyllis always cracked me up when I was a kid--waaaay after her prime.

www.biography.com
 
2014-01-30 11:34:45 AM  

Wellon Dowd: If I could choose the time, place, and manner of my own death...

[i.imgur.com image 500x752]


img.fark.net
 
2014-01-30 11:43:52 AM  

DrBenway: Buttknuckle: I bet she BEEFS.

I wonder what I could get on Ebay for "Jennifer Lawrence Fart-in-a-Jar"?


[shutupandtakemmm....I need a nap.jpg]

/count me as another hater of the BEEFS
//particularly in this case
///Ms Lawrence certainly does not beef
////she leaves tiny, smooth eggs, which taste of the richest chocolate
 
2014-01-30 11:47:16 AM  

mcmnky: DrBenway: Buttknuckle: I bet she BEEFS.

I wonder what I could get on Ebay for "Jennifer Lawrence Fart-in-a-Jar"?

[shutupandtakemmm....I need a nap.jpg]

/count me as another hater of the BEEFS
//particularly in this case
///Ms Lawrence certainly does not beef
////she leaves tiny, smooth eggs, which taste of the richest chocolate


Hey, don't blame me.  I just heard it from a little birdie that she BEEFed on the set of American Hustle.
 
2014-01-30 11:47:58 AM  

mcmnky: DrBenway: Buttknuckle: I bet she BEEFS.

I wonder what I could get on Ebay for "Jennifer Lawrence Fart-in-a-Jar"?

[shutupandtakemmm....I need a nap.jpg]

/count me as another hater of the BEEFS
//particularly in this case
///Ms Lawrence certainly does not beef
////she leaves tiny, smooth eggs, which taste of the richest chocolate


Or you could go the Henry Rollins route and say she poots talcum powder.
 
2014-01-30 11:59:29 AM  

Buttknuckle: Hey, don't blame me.  I just heard it from a little birdie that she BEEFed on the set of American Hustle.


Incorrect. It was Amy Adams.

img.fark.net

You should have seen her try to heel that down the drain.
 
2014-01-30 12:09:36 PM  
So there's no truth to the rumor that she's taken the role of Beefy Goodness in a Dick Tracy rebee... er, boot?
 
2014-01-30 12:19:53 PM  

DrBenway: So there's no truth to the rumor that she's taken the role of Beefy Goodness in a Dick Tracy rebee... er, boot?


No, but she will be taking over the part of Beef Supreme in the Idiocracy sequel.
 
2014-01-30 12:24:43 PM  

Wellon Dowd: exparrot: Whosoever pulleth me out of her shall be made the King of Fark, so....start pulling.

I start pulling as soon as I click into a Jennifer Lawrence thread.


^What you did there^
 
2014-01-30 12:29:20 PM  

Beerguy: Uncle Pooky: Buttknuckle: I bet she BEEFS.

by far the dumbest meme on Fark.

THIS ^^^^

If I am ever made King of Fark, I shall banish it from the realm for all time!


Both the RIP meme and the one that goes "No you're thinking of (incorrect actor) that played (character) in whatever movie" bit are far worse than the beefs meme.

As for Jennifer Lawrence, I'd happily lick Dorito dust off her body.
 
2014-01-30 12:31:34 PM  

stoli n coke: DrBenway: So there's no truth to the rumor that she's taken the role of Beefy Goodness in a Dick Tracy rebee... er, boot?

No, but she will be taking over the part of Beefy Taco Supreme in the Idiocracy sequel.


FTFM
 
2014-01-30 12:39:03 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: stoli n coke: DrBenway: So there's no truth to the rumor that she's taken the role of Beefy Goodness in a Dick Tracy rebee... er, boot?

No, but she will be taking over the part of Beefy Taco Supreme in the Idiocracy sequel.

FTFM


No, that's the Game Change prequel you're thinking of.
 
2014-01-30 12:42:34 PM  

DrBenway: Dingleberry Dickwad: stoli n coke: DrBenway: So there's no truth to the rumor that she's taken the role of Beefy Goodness in a Dick Tracy rebee... er, boot?

No, but she will be taking over the part of Beefy Taco Supreme in the Idiocracy sequel.

FTFM

No, that's the Game Change prequel you're thinking of.



Idiot--she's in the Game of Thrones movie.
 
2014-01-30 01:00:50 PM  

fickenchucker: DrBenway: Dingleberry Dickwad: stoli n coke: DrBenway: So there's no truth to the rumor that she's taken the role of Beefy Goodness in a Dick Tracy rebee... er, boot?

No, but she will be taking over the part of Beefy Taco Supreme in the Idiocracy sequel.

FTFM

No, that's the Game Change prequel you're thinking of.


Idiot--she's in the Game of Thrones movie.


Oh great, now I'm going to hear that music every time I take a crap.
 
2014-01-30 01:12:07 PM  
Do not GIS for "Dorito bukkake".

Trust me on this.
 
2014-01-30 01:12:50 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Do not GIS for "Dorito bukkake".

Trust me on this.


(types) ...DEAR GOD, WHY!?!?!?
 
2014-01-30 01:24:14 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Do not GIS for "Dorito bukkake".

Trust me on this.


I guess it's true, then, that there's a fetish for literally everything.
 
2014-01-30 01:29:31 PM  

DrBenway: fickenchucker: DrBenway: Dingleberry Dickwad: stoli n coke: DrBenway: So there's no truth to the rumor that she's taken the role of Beefy Goodness in a Dick Tracy rebee... er, boot?

No, but she will be taking over the part of Beefy Taco Supreme in the Idiocracy sequel.

FTFM

No, that's the Game Change prequel you're thinking of.


Idiot--she's in the Game of Thrones movie.

Oh great, now I'm going to hear that music every time I take a crap.


To be honest, that sounds pretty epic.
 
2014-01-30 01:31:36 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: DjangoStonereaver: Do not GIS for "Dorito bukkake".

Trust me on this.

I guess it's true, then, that there's a fetish for literally everything.


I may have to start a death metal band just so I can call it Dorito Bukkake.
 
2014-01-30 01:46:23 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Do not GIS for "Dorito bukkake".

Trust me on this.


Odd, when I typed it in even with safe search off I don't get anything other than pictures of those Dorito Tacos and other random shiat. Nothing truly disturbing.
 
2014-01-30 01:58:31 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: DjangoStonereaver: Do not GIS for "Dorito bukkake".

Trust me on this.

Odd, when I typed it in even with safe search off I don't get anything other than pictures of those Dorito Tacos and other random shiat. Nothing truly disturbing.


cdn.funnie.st
 
2014-01-30 01:59:28 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: DjangoStonereaver: Do not GIS for "Dorito bukkake".

Trust me on this.

Odd, when I typed it in even with safe search off I don't get anything other than pictures of those Dorito Tacos and other random shiat. Nothing truly disturbing.


Same thing here. I haven't figured out what's up with GIS and Safe Search these days. I was offline for most of last year and when I came back I found it works differently. Very unsatisfactory.
 
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