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(Salt Lake Tribune)   40 elementary school students in Utah get an early lesson on adult problems when their lunches are taken from them and thrown away because of an outstanding meal account debt   (sltrib.com) divider line 39
    More: Sick, Salt Lake City, Utah, school officials, outstanding balance, elementary schools  
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2014-01-30 08:49:17 AM  
6 votes:
I liked that part in the Bible when Jesus did the loaves & fishes bit and was all like "None of you paid for this, I'm throwing this miracle in yon dumpster. Blessed are the child-nutrition managers, for they starve the children."
2014-01-30 06:08:26 AM  
4 votes:

log_jammin: as soon as i get my government cheese, we'll talk about it.


Great, now I can't even die in a timely manner.  Thanks Obama.
2014-01-30 08:56:06 AM  
3 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

I keed, I keed
2014-01-30 08:34:19 AM  
3 votes:
You'd think that one of the kids' sister-moms would be on top of the school lunch thing.
2014-01-30 08:31:24 AM  
3 votes:
I'm betting the student's parents were Democrats... lazy, good for nothing, we think we are owed something, drug craving Democrats.  Get off your asses and pay your F*ing bills!

/Brought to you by the Republican National Committee
2014-01-30 06:01:28 AM  
3 votes:

staplermofo: log_jammin: shiat happens.

TO HORRIBLE PARENTS LIKE YOU, and your poor children, who should be raised by the state.
TAKE SOME OWNERSHIP OF YOUR LIFE!


I'm getting on food stamps next week.
2014-01-30 10:29:32 AM  
2 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: Smh. Why the fark isn't feeding the children included in the price of an education? What the fark is so hard about getting every child a textbook and a hot meal and what kind of piece of shiat would oppose that?


Why stop at including meals in the price of an education? Clothing, health care and cell phones should also be included.  Why do you hate poor kids?
2014-01-30 09:46:11 AM  
2 votes:
Turbo Cojones:

Since this is public information, I hope very strongly the banhammer misses you.
2014-01-30 09:41:25 AM  
2 votes:
"Children whose lunches were taken were given milk and fruit instead."

In other words, they were served lunch.

/probably better off than the obese regular kids
2014-01-30 09:39:00 AM  
2 votes:

Poot beer: Aren't you a special one.


Meh, I got banninated form the computers in 8th grade in 1969 for swapping all the administrations genders in the personnel files.

You would think the logical thing would be to ask me how I did it, and ask me to help them secure their network.
It was still not secured for beans when I was running the network of a large corporation 10 years later right up the street.

good times.
2014-01-30 09:38:33 AM  
2 votes:

skeevy420: This right here is why I poked around on my school's network back in the day. Figured out the right Novell program to run, made me an administrator account, added my own funds to my lunch account, made backup user profiles (my official login was banned 50% of high school), backdoors so I could Kazaa and eMule(1999-2003 dammit) with T1 versus 56k, and more. To not get caught I'd add 5 or 10 bucks a month as well as selecting random accounts and increasing their funds.

Words of wisdom: if you only mess with your account and never add real cash you will be caught. Tweaking multiple accounts insures they'll think bug or glitch over hacker. Something, something, social engineering.

CSB
I was banned for a semester because I made every printer on campus print cuss words for hours on end banner style. A week later I had to type a paper for English. Teacher knew I was banned and told me to wait for someone to finish up and use their account (he thought the printer gag was funny). I told him I have multiple accounts and only the real one is banned, not my administrator ones. He laughed and said then go ahead and log in. I did, as an admin, where he just shook his head in disbelief and helped someone who couldn't remember the last 4 digets of their SSN (our passwords were first letter of last name + last 4 digits of SSN, j5488 for a made up example). He thought it was resourceful of me to make backup accounts because I knew I'd get in trouble eventually. I'm just glad I was never caught disabling the network for half the school (typing teacher was a coont biatch so all her labs went bye bye...and all the nodes past her...my bad) or disabling the keyword firewall. It took from 10th grade in March to 11th grade the following January for the back half of the network to go online....only to go down for four more months the following day. biatch had me banned from the network (a snitch told her I did the printer thing) and made me use a typewriter in the hall. Proba ...


I remember this. At the end you made the computer play itself at Tic Tac Toe to avoid humanity being wiped out by a nuclear holocaust.
2014-01-30 08:45:24 AM  
2 votes:

log_jammin: shiat happens.


In your case, it was called "childbirth."
2014-01-30 08:36:49 AM  
2 votes:
School lunches are for closers.
2014-01-30 08:35:22 AM  
2 votes:
Shouldn't they have been beaten with bootstraps and then sent out to pull slate from the coal pile to pay for it? (he says sarcastically)
2014-01-30 06:05:02 AM  
2 votes:

log_jammin: I'm getting on food stamps next week.


Wanna form a suicide pact?  I keep chickening out.
2014-01-30 05:48:52 AM  
2 votes:

log_jammin: shiat happens.


TO HORRIBLE PARENTS LIKE YOU, and your poor children, who should be raised by the state.
TAKE SOME OWNERSHIP OF YOUR LIFE!
2014-01-30 05:22:11 AM  
2 votes:
That will teach them not to waste food.
2014-01-30 06:33:37 PM  
1 votes:

MythDragon: Pangea: CSB
I was banned for a semester because I made every printer on campus print cuss words for hours on end banner style. A week later I had to type a paper for English. Teacher knew I was banned and told me to wait for someone to finish up and use their account (he thought the printer gag was funny). I told him I have multiple accounts and only the real one is banned, not my administrator ones. He laughed and said then go ahead and log in. I did, as an admin, where he just shook his head in disbelief and helped someone who couldn't remember the last 4 digets of their SSN (our passwords were first letter of last name + last 4 digits of SSN, j5488 for a made up example). He thought it was resourceful of me to make backup accounts because I knew I'd get in trouble eventually. I'm just glad I was never caught disabling the network for half the school (typing teacher was a coont biatch so all her labs went bye bye...and all the nodes past her...my bad) or disabling the keyword firewall. It took from 10th grade in March to 11th grade the following January for the back half of the network to go online....only to go down for four more months the following day. biatch had me banned from the network (a snitch told her I did the printer thing) and made me use a typewriter in the hall. Proba ...

You apparently never learned the first rule of being a 1337 hax0r.

How are people gonna know you're 733T if you don't tell them?
[i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x281]
If Angelina doesn't know you're Trinity and that you cracked the IRS D-base, how will she know she's supposed to sex you?

/I think I am getting my movies a little mixed up....


Yeah, but now I have a whole new fantasy.
2014-01-30 02:30:53 PM  
1 votes:

TNel: Spirit Hammer: If you notice at the beginning of his story he said Novell. Hence eDirectory and not Active Directory = no Group Policy.

You can push Group Policy in Novell, have been doing it for years and years.


Lol you're still using novell


Points and laughs
2014-01-30 02:14:52 PM  
1 votes:

Thingster: Marcus Aurelius: But cafeteria workers weren't able to see which children owed money until they had already received lunches, Olsen explained.  The workers then took those lunches from the students and threw them away, he said, because once food is served to one student it can't be served to another

That sure is one farked up lesson plan they've got there.  Nice "child nutrition management" too.

Because it would be too hard to just write down the names of the kids with an outstanding balance, send a letter home with a comply by date, and giving a fair amount warning.

Gotta teach the little ones about petty bureaucracy and little tyrants early!


They're the job creators of the future!
2014-01-30 01:43:08 PM  
1 votes:

mjohnson71: "If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding! "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"


Ahhh, there it is. After four pages of posts I was getting worried about FARK.

/would have posted it myself eventually.
2014-01-30 01:31:28 PM  
1 votes:
"If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding! "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"
2014-01-30 10:19:44 AM  
1 votes:
DON.MAC:  He might have been the 1st US 1%er

As soon as there were 100+ people in the United States, there was a 1%er.
2014-01-30 09:59:44 AM  
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

Maybe it was Utah....
2014-01-30 09:50:53 AM  
1 votes:

captcaveman: [themormonreligion.com image 600x800]
Because taking food from poor children is what Jesus would do right?

Fark you Utah!


Who's the hippy?
2014-01-30 09:47:19 AM  
1 votes:
Something something small child-sized bootstraps something something.
2014-01-30 09:19:30 AM  
1 votes:
If poor people cant afford to pay for their rations, they shouldnt get any.
2014-01-30 09:14:36 AM  
1 votes:
Margaret Thatcher nods approvingly.
2014-01-30 09:14:04 AM  
1 votes:
This right here is why I poked around on my school's network back in the day. Figured out the right Novell program to run, made me an administrator account, added my own funds to my lunch account, made backup user profiles (my official login was banned 50% of high school), backdoors so I could Kazaa and eMule(1999-2003 dammit) with T1 versus 56k, and more. To not get caught I'd add 5 or 10 bucks a month as well as selecting random accounts and increasing their funds.

Words of wisdom: if you only mess with your account and never add real cash you will be caught. Tweaking multiple accounts insures they'll think bug or glitch over hacker. Something, something, social engineering.

CSB
I was banned for a semester because I made every printer on campus print cuss words for hours on end banner style. A week later I had to type a paper for English. Teacher knew I was banned and told me to wait for someone to finish up and use their account (he thought the printer gag was funny). I told him I have multiple accounts and only the real one is banned, not my administrator ones. He laughed and said then go ahead and log in. I did, as an admin, where he just shook his head in disbelief and helped someone who couldn't remember the last 4 digets of their SSN (our passwords were first letter of last name + last 4 digits of SSN, j5488 for a made up example). He thought it was resourceful of me to make backup accounts because I knew I'd get in trouble eventually. I'm just glad I was never caught disabling the network for half the school (typing teacher was a coont biatch so all her labs went bye bye...and all the nodes past her...my bad) or disabling the keyword firewall. It took from 10th grade in March to 11th grade the following January for the back half of the network to go online....only to go down for four more months the following day. biatch had me banned from the network (a snitch told her I did the printer thing) and made me use a typewriter in the hall. Probably didn't help that I beat her son's ass either.
2014-01-30 09:12:17 AM  
1 votes:
I started writing, and then deleted, about 4 different comments before deciding that mere words can't express how completely and totally f*cking moronic this is.
2014-01-30 08:58:21 AM  
1 votes:

Turbo Cojones: Would this school by chance have a high minority/disabled enrollment?  Much higher than the SLC norm?

checks....Oh my!  what a surprise!  Them chirruns must be uppity!


Or thugs!  I bet some of them are even uppity thugs!
2014-01-30 08:55:30 AM  
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: It's unclear to me why children or families would be charged for lunch at a public school.

Like public schools themselves, these are public services which should be free to all. If you feel you'd rather bring your own lunch or attend a private school, then that is on you to find a way to pay for it. In the meantime, the public services are available to you.

If the school can't provide lunches to all with the current budget, then cut the lunches completely. Either all get lunches or none get lunches. This half-assed lunch program hurts the poor who need the lunches the most but are least able to pay.


Wow. You CAN say something that isn't pants-on-head stupid!

Good for you, keep it up!
2014-01-30 08:51:43 AM  
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: It's unclear to me why children or families would be charged for lunch at a public school.


If they didn't charge for the food, the kids might eat when they're not even hungry!!!
2014-01-30 08:48:51 AM  
1 votes:

StrikitRich: [www.nachtkabarett.com image 271x206]

Ooo, there's another child that owes money.


Damn, you just made me feel old.
2014-01-30 08:41:27 AM  
1 votes:
img.timeinc.net
"This f#ckin' guy..."
2014-01-30 08:34:57 AM  
1 votes:
Start breaking some kneecaps, THEN see if the rest if them pay up!
2014-01-30 08:31:39 AM  
1 votes:
Poor people get lunch for free and don't have debt. This taking away lunches would affect my kid. I don't qualify for free lunch or even discount lunch so I have to pay for lunch. My son loves to buy school food from time to time. Sometimes I forget to pay his bill. A lot of that has to do with the fact that a previous county used a credit sort of system. This county doesn't. So I get 50 calls demanded that 50 cents I forgot to pay.

So fussing about poor people is a waste of time. They don't have a bill or an account. They get it free.
2014-01-30 06:07:04 AM  
1 votes:

staplermofo: log_jammin: I'm getting on food stamps next week.

Wanna form a suicide pact?  I keep chickening out.


as soon as i get my government cheese, we'll talk about it.
2014-01-30 02:36:49 AM  
1 votes:
Just like Jesus would do.
 
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