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(Oregon Live)   Man tries to rob somebody, instead shoots himself in the manhood area   (oregonlive.com ) divider line
    More: Fail, Port of Portland Police Department, 10th Avenue, Mill Street, testicles, self-inflicted, downtown  
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2014-01-30 12:25:22 AM  
That's near Orange county, right?
 
2014-01-30 12:35:42 AM  
Shot your own balls
and you're to blame
You give thugs...a bad name
 
2014-01-30 08:41:14 AM  
Instant karma's gonna get ya
 
2014-01-30 08:45:13 AM  
"You'll shoot your balls off, kid!"
 
2014-01-30 09:45:05 AM  
Someone's badly misinterpreted Blazing Saddles.
 
2014-01-30 09:47:26 AM  

Sgt Otter: Shot your own balls
and you're to blame
You give thugs...a bad name


Johnny shot himself in the cock
Shoved a gun down his pants
and the trigger got caught
it's tough, so tough...

/You got to hold on, to what you've got.
 
2014-01-30 09:49:23 AM  
Paging Mr. Darwin to the Red Courtesy Phone. Mr. Darwin, Red Courtesy Phone in the lobby, please.
 
2014-01-30 09:49:36 AM  
photos5.pix.ie

/oblig
 
2014-01-30 09:51:36 AM  
Another sixteen robberies
Whaddya get
A hole in your johnson
And a prison date with Brett
 
2014-01-30 09:51:40 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-30 09:52:08 AM  
That's downtown right? When subby's mom goes downtown she always ends up in the manhood area.
 
2014-01-30 09:53:36 AM  
Ouch!
 
2014-01-30 09:54:20 AM  
There are only two grocery stores downtown. That Safeway and a Whole Foods. Good times, Portland...
 
2014-01-30 09:55:39 AM  
Darwin's ghost is possessing firearms now? What's next, Christopher Hitchens' face appearing on toast? Bleeding dashboard statues of Carl Sagan? Modern theology is so confusing.
 
2014-01-30 09:55:41 AM  
In before "responsible gun owners"
 
2014-01-30 09:57:23 AM  

Chabash: There are only two grocery stores downtown. That Safeway and a Whole Foods. Good times, Portland...


Henceforth to be known as Whole Foods and Hole Foods.
 
2014-01-30 10:01:08 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-30 10:12:06 AM  

Whole Wheat: In before "responsible gun owners"


I believe the term "responsible gun owners" doesn't apply to criminals.
 
2014-01-30 10:15:42 AM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-01-30 10:16:34 AM  
Plaxico Burress not surprised
 
2014-01-30 10:17:42 AM  

Latinwolf: Whole Wheat: In before "responsible gun owners"

I believe the term "responsible gun owners" doesn't apply to criminals.


It's applied sarcastically to criminals to make an anti-gun political point.
 
2014-01-30 10:58:36 AM  
Time to call Det. Nick Burkhardt & his partner Hank. Never know...that guy maybe a blutbaden.
 
2014-01-30 12:32:37 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-30 12:44:47 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-30 01:08:44 PM  
The garage?
 
2014-01-30 01:23:03 PM  

Whole Wheat: In before "responsible gun owners"


A few hundred million "responsible gun owners" have never shot their own junk off and probably won't today. This idiot has done everyone a favor, even you.
 
2014-01-30 01:42:39 PM  
Sometimes Darwin lets them live to be a warning.
 
2014-01-30 02:13:00 PM  
There's a vas deferens between smugness and abject stupidity.
 
2014-01-30 11:28:05 PM  
Well glad he won't be able to reproduce to make more dumb criminals.
 
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