PC LOAD LETTER: I shower before and after banging your mom.
Because People in power are Stupid: PC LOAD LETTER: I shower before and after banging your mom.[fc03.deviantart.net image 850x629]
mikefinch: Spend the summers with no hot or running water. A shower is a bag of water you heat up with the sun (or if you don't mind scalding your hands a kettle)I showered twice a month. Gross? Not really. Your face and hands you can wash in the sink. Wet wipes keep sweat and ick off the more tender areas when you head to bed. Your hair gets greasy but if you never shampoo it and brush A TON it will take care of itself and after a month it won't look so greasy. You get visited by another human maybe once a month for about 4 hours max so its not like you have to look fancy for anyone...I love long long hot hot showers. They are the benchmark of civilization. That being said... You don't need to do it every day. The human body is not mere moments of soap from becoming a gangrenous clutch of puss and infection.
Epicedion: You know who else required mandatory showers?
Foxxinnia: Actually, you know what? Just never get out of the shower. Stay in there, I'll put your iPad in a plastic bag and I'll just hand you your food. Just please don't come in the living room anymore. These votives can only do so much.
Because People in power are Stupid: If there are any farkettes who like cheese, I should point out that I am cultivating a certain atmosphere wherein the subtle aroma of stale cheese is present.
Tyrosine: Because People in power are Stupid: If there are any farkettes who like cheese, I should point out that I am cultivating a certain atmosphere wherein the subtle aroma of stale cheese is present.Please tell me the "subtle aroma of stale cheese" is unrelated to your foreskin...
puny: I take a bath once a month, whether I need it or not.
whitey_d: Daily, and after the gym because I sweat like a stuck pig
phlegmmo: whitey_d: Daily, and after the gym because I sweat like a stuck pigI've heard the phrase bleed like a stuck pig, but never sweat like a stuck pig.Do stuck pigs sweat a lot?
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