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(Coed)   A pair of Seattle Seahawks fans named their new kid "12th Mann." Your move, Denver   (coed.com) divider line 12
    More: Weird, Seahawks, fans, beer guts, Dirk Nowitzki, Seahawks fans, Cleveland Cavaliers  
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529 clicks; posted to Sports » on 30 Jan 2014 at 1:29 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-30 03:24:41 AM  
6 votes:
Kid isn't named for the Seahawks. The mother just wanted to name him after the guy who impregnated her, but didn't know his name, just which number he was in the gangbang.
2014-01-30 07:50:00 AM  
3 votes:
Maybe Shawn Kemp is the dad, and he's just trying to keep count.
2014-01-30 01:33:43 AM  
2 votes:
Newborn demon spawn in Denver is named "5th Head."

//Go Hawks!
2014-01-30 09:06:13 PM  
1 votes:

Piizzadude: Captain James T. Smirk: I love puns as much as the next humble literary genius, but inserting one into your child's name is just...tacky. Honestly, the "12th" doesn't bother me nearly as much as the way they spelled "Cydnee".

Hey I know a Cydnee.

Fridays, center pole, nice girl


"coming on stage... it's Cyndee looking for her 12th man! Give it up!"
2014-01-30 09:26:58 AM  
1 votes:
As a life long Seahawks fan, I just have to say to people like this:

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2014-01-30 07:37:53 AM  
1 votes:
I wonder how many Colorado newborns will be named 'Omaha'.
2014-01-30 02:36:18 AM  
1 votes:
I predict a followup article in about 18 years when this kid files a petition to have her name legally changed to something that isn't stupid.
2014-01-30 01:54:38 AM  
1 votes:

OhioUGrad: I liked Seahawks fans a lot better when their team was losing and you never heard from any of them.

At least their Sounders fans are not this moronic....yet.


Unless they were losing to the Steelers in the Super Bowl.  We heard from them for years after that.
2014-01-30 01:48:26 AM  
1 votes:
I have more of a problem with Cyndee.
2014-01-30 01:38:39 AM  
1 votes:
I liked Seahawks fans a lot better when their team was losing and you never heard from any of them.

At least their Sounders fans are not this moronic....yet.
2014-01-30 01:02:28 AM  
1 votes:

Demetrius: Perhaps they'll get a visit from someone named DCF Worker.



More likely lawyers from Texas A & M University
2014-01-29 11:36:31 PM  
1 votes:
Perhaps they'll get a visit from someone named DCF Worker.
 
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